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||If you're down on your luck and need some caps, I buy just about anything. Of course, I've also got plenty of things for sale, too.
||Here to do business?
||Until next time.
||Show me what you have for sale.
||I'm looking for an antique rangefinder somebody might've sold to you?
||Antique rangefinder? I'm trying to think of something that'd be more worthless.
||Maybe an antique horoscope. Or an antique sandwich.
||I'll tell you something. Good luck finding that thing. But if you do find it, don't waste your time trying to sell it to me.
||Have you been in Westside long?
||My grandfather opened up this shop. Took over from him when the Fiends killed him.