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| − | many years ago in the tower of tunselous a man named tunselous was born |
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| + | |image size =240px |
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| − | he gave birth to androsss sexual parents then he made his way to |
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| + | |developer =[[Interplay Entertainment|Interplay Productions]] |
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| − | rosswell new mexico to see if the ufo was still there and it wasnt |
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| + | |publisher =[[Wikipedia:Electronic arts|Electronic Arts]] |
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| − | at tall tis but a forrest and a spot were a ufo used to be there was no |
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| + | |release date =January 27, 1987 |
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| − | ufo so he traveled upwards to find one but instead found thee icy tower |
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| + | |genre =Role-playing game |
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| − | of agnatohniousisoy he wnet on the great ice towar run where he found several dragons but not a single ufo |
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| + | |modes =Single player |
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| − | a man of tis a warden eve e preson seed no matter how hard you look |
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| + | |platforms =Commodore 64, Apple II, DOS |
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| − | the ufos will cloak like ice dragons among there once was a man named turok |
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| + | |media =5.25" disk |
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| − | who find a ufo when looking add that man was me that man was a dino slayer |
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| + | }} |
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| − | a king of eriched oreo bread if you know what i mean the point of the matter is |
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| − | turok did not kill tunselouses parent for no reason then tunselous |
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| − | said wait turok killed my pairents the warden said yes that is waht he |
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| − | told me on the nyght we had tea on the icy roads of ufo city |
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| − | tunselous said wait theres a hole cit7y of ufos the warden said yes |
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| − | there is tunselous said do you have any left over tea from that night |
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| − | the warden said no tea for thee then cast tunselous out of window |
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| − | tunselous falled for inches into a pool of cat eyed johns fisherer |
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| − | for impaired divers tunselous said wait if i eat theese pills they |
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| − | will surely give me magic powers tunselous ate the pills and they did |
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| − | nothing but give him magic powers he used the magic powers for nothing |
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| − | they were not the ones he were searching many kingdoms ago a man once |
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| − | said with great tun comes great selous and that man was trokie asked tunselous |
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| − | if he wanted a robodog and tunselous said yes many kingdoms later tunselous find |
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| − | the most magic thing that thing was a cat not any cat you see many kingdoms ago |
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| − | cats were magic he would eat the flesh of cats and gain what litle magic was left in them |
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| − | he latter went to calling himself tunsalous then he went back to |
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| − | calling himeself tunselous and on that day he ate many a cat |
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| − | and i mean many not the many you see on tv but the many catwhips you see for sale at sean johns |
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| − | apple sale he has evrey year to get rid of his crapy apple computers |
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| − | many years after sean john would meet on the very spot of the battle |
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| − | feild where they fought and feasted on goatwich anvicos the goatwich |
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| − | waS A POWERFUL king a king of druidness and fareness and evilness and |
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| − | and gun shots in the leg and fair treatment of tunselous and kettlecorn |
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| − | a bag of human limbs and markers and grocers and sexual enounters |
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| − | and farawayland and great houses and ufos tunselous relized that |
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| − | thee king was king of ufos and wnet to asked him for a ufo |
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| − | and he gave him one and tunsalous studyed how it flyed |
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| − | for many kingdoms later he discoverd powerfull magic within the the great temples walls of icelion |
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| − | yes temples and temples and temples temples and temples and temples temples and temples and temples |
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| − | temples and temples and temples temples and temples and temples temples and temples and temples |
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| − | temples and temples and temples temples and temples and temples and small children small children were used |
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| − | for many thing like eating but the story tunselous was not over intell many kingdoms later when a man asked |
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| − | tunselous if he was a puppet tunselous said tunselous snear and left for a day and came back |
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| − | to his homeland of akaria where the hut he was born in was the hut tunselous was born in was a small hut cald |
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| − | tunselous prisom the prisom was a place to eat anything you felt like at anytime you felt like |
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| − | and i mean anytime |
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| − | any |
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| − | time |
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| − | tunselous traveled to double check on the ice roads but they melted in the sun tunselous drunk |
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| − | thee blood |
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| − | they were made of and walked into a stadium and stole mines and huts like the one he was born in like it but |
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| − | not it like the time he went to the carnavile with ser topemhat (ser topemhat:hey tunselous got a nickle for a ride tunselous: no) |
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| − | many times of ages ago tunselous traveled to a hut then left to find gold in a mine that did not exist he knw it did |
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| − | not exist but he wnet anywhy for kingdom is power and power kingdom is the power to control what we belive are granerys |
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| − | the long celebrated granery special was rice and pancake with a glass olive oil only men of magic get milk and |
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| − | grand wizards get tea and some hard boiled plates the plate were not to eatbut to eat off of |
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| − | for many kingdoms and men who day thing of kingdoms would be cast down a sean shower a sean shower was a shower where shawns lived |
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| − | and bathed and ate the flesh of wales and and somtimes a shawn would cum to tunselous house and they would have sex all day day than he |
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| − | relized the shawn name was andross and you know who andross was but they did it anyway back to the main topic a house on top of a hill |
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| − | on top a of a mountain on top of and iceberg on top of a gateway to the best place ever there was only only one way to the best place ever |
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| − | that is if you were tunselous |
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| − | evrey day on that day evryone would eat anything they could eat that is how tunselous day started the day that is evreyday the |
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| − | reason people eat what they want evreyday and not tea or olive oil or milk or rice or pancake or plates or cats or small children |
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| − | in the words tunselous: |
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| − | shal not eat u |
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| − | eat blood of nurses |
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| − | hav the most sex with any cat you see on the street |
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| − | use the most elctro sappers in one go |
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| − | have and eat local small children |
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| − | do it with a orc |
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| − | eat u up eat up so good |
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| − | use magic souse |
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| + | '''''Wasteland''''' is a post-nuclear computer role-playing game created by [[Interplay]] and published by Electronic Arts on January 27, 1987. It was released for Apple II, Commodore 64 and Microsoft DOS. |
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| − | THAT IS WHY WE SHOULD TALK ABOUT HOW TUNSELOUS GAVE US THE FREEDOM TO EAT WHATEVER WE WANT EVREYDAY FOR AT LEAST 2 HOURS. |
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| + | ''Wasteland'' is not considered part of the [[Fallout universe|''Fallout'' universe]], but it served as a major inspiration in ''Fallout'''s creation and numerous references can be found throughout the series. |
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| − | if you see any dragon contact tunselous NOW |
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| + | ==''Wasteland'' background== |
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| − | the details of the next story are witness accounts of what tunselous did to find the lost yew crossbow of agroness |
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| + | {{Quotation|Tensions grew with the coming of 1998. The [[United States]]' Citadel Starstation was slated to be fully operational by March. Soviet charges that the space station was merely a military launching platform alarmed a number of nonaligned nations. The right wing governments in the South and Central Americas, many of them set up by the U.S. during the Drug Wars (1987-1993), pledged their support to the U.S. The NATO nations, including the new African members also declared their alliance with the U.S. That move forced most of the remaining neutral powers to join the Soviet protest. In six short weeks, only Switzerland, Sweden, and Ireland continued to declare themselves neutral nations. |
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| + | Two weeks before Citadel was due for full operation, the station transmitted a distress signal. Immediately after the message was sent, most of the satellites orbiting the planet were swept clean from the sky, leaving the great powers blind. In military panic, each sent 90 percent of their nuclear arsenals skyward. Although the destruction was tremendous, it was not complete. Pockets of civilization remained, some even oblivious to the military exchange. |
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| − | two days ago tunselous was thinking about crossbows when he thought what if there were a crossbow no one could |
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| − | find what if i found it i would be rich and famous so tunselous went on the internet and typed in lost crossbows |
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| − | and he saw a crossbow for sale instead of buying it he tracked down the person who owned it and asked him for it he said no tunselous killed him |
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| − | on the spot and took the crossbow from him and sold it to himself for 800$ but surprise for him he was not rich and famous at least not yet he took the crossbow and |
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| − | kept selling it too himself so he kept making money soon tunselous made 800$ and spent it on a used crossbow this crossbow |
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| − | the crossbow he brought was not any crossbow but the crossbow of agroness he took the crossbow and shot it at a wall a few times then he put it in a box |
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| − | and til this day it is gathering dust. |
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| + | On the same day that the U.S. and [[Soviet Union]] were attempting to extinguish each other, a company of U.S. Army Engineers were in the southwestern deserts building transportation bridges over dry riverbeds. They worked deep in the inhospitable desert valleys, surrounded by a number of survivalist communities. Located directly south of their position on that day was a newly-constructed federal prison. In addition to housing the nation's criminals condemned to death, the prison contained light industrial manufacturing facilities. |
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| − | THAT IS WHY TUNSELOUS IS A MASTER HEADSMEN TO THIS DAY.many years ago in the tower of tunselous a man named tunselous was born |
||
| − | he gave birth to androsss sexual parents then he made his way to |
||
| − | rosswell new mexico to see if the ufo was still there and it wasnt |
||
| − | at tall tis but a forrest and a spot were a ufo used to be there was no |
||
| − | ufo so he traveled upwards to find one but instead found thee icy tower |
||
| − | of agnatohniousisoy he wnet on the great ice towar run where he found several dragons but not a single ufo |
||
| − | a man of tis a warden eve e preson seed no matter how hard you look |
||
| − | the ufos will cloak like ice dragons among there once was a man named turok |
||
| − | who find a ufo when looking add that man was me that man was a dino slayer |
||
| − | a king of eriched oreo bread if you know what i mean the point of the matter is |
||
| − | turok did not kill tunselouses parent for no reason then tunselous |
||
| − | said wait turok killed my pairents the warden said yes that is waht he |
||
| − | told me on the nyght we had tea on the icy roads of ufo city |
||
| − | tunselous said wait theres a hole cit7y of ufos the warden said yes |
||
| − | there is tunselous said do you have any left over tea from that night |
||
| − | the warden said no tea for thee then cast tunselous out of window |
||
| − | tunselous falled for inches into a pool of cat eyed johns fisherer |
||
| − | for impaired divers tunselous said wait if i eat theese pills they |
||
| − | will surely give me magic powers tunselous ate the pills and they did |
||
| − | nothing but give him magic powers he used the magic powers for nothing |
||
| − | they were not the ones he were searching many kingdoms ago a man once |
||
| − | said with great tun comes great selous and that man was trokie asked tunselous |
||
| − | if he wanted a robodog and tunselous said yes many kingdoms later tunselous find |
||
| − | the most magic thing that thing was a cat not any cat you see many kingdoms ago |
||
| − | cats were magic he would eat the flesh of cats and gain what litle magic was left in them |
||
| − | he latter went to calling himself tunsalous then he went back to |
||
| − | calling himeself tunselous and on that day he ate many a cat |
||
| − | and i mean many not the many you see on tv but the many catwhips you see for sale at sean johns |
||
| − | apple sale he has evrey year to get rid of his crapy apple computers |
||
| − | many years after sean john would meet on the very spot of the battle |
||
| − | feild where they fought and feasted on goatwich anvicos the goatwich |
||
| − | waS A POWERFUL king a king of druidness and fareness and evilness and |
||
| − | and gun shots in the leg and fair treatment of tunselous and kettlecorn |
||
| − | a bag of human limbs and markers and grocers and sexual enounters |
||
| − | and farawayland and great houses and ufos tunselous relized that |
||
| − | thee king was king of ufos and wnet to asked him for a ufo |
||
| − | and he gave him one and tunsalous studyed how it flyed |
||
| − | for many kingdoms later he discoverd powerfull magic within the the great temples walls of icelion |
||
| − | yes temples and temples and temples temples and temples and temples temples and temples and temples |
||
| − | temples and temples and temples temples and temples and temples temples and temples and temples |
||
| − | temples and temples and temples temples and temples and temples and small children small children were used |
||
| − | for many thing like eating but the story tunselous was not over intell many kingdoms later when a man asked |
||
| − | tunselous if he was a puppet tunselous said tunselous snear and left for a day and came back |
||
| − | to his homeland of akaria where the hut he was born in was the hut tunselous was born in was a small hut cald |
||
| − | tunselous prisom the prisom was a place to eat anything you felt like at anytime you felt like |
||
| − | and i mean anytime |
||
| − | any |
||
| − | time |
||
| − | tunselous traveled to double check on the ice roads but they melted in the sun tunselous drunk |
||
| − | thee blood |
||
| − | they were made of and walked into a stadium and stole mines and huts like the one he was born in like it but |
||
| − | not it like the time he went to the carnavile with ser topemhat (ser topemhat:hey tunselous got a nickle for a ride tunselous: no) |
||
| − | many times of ages ago tunselous traveled to a hut then left to find gold in a mine that did not exist he knw it did |
||
| − | not exist but he wnet anywhy for kingdom is power and power kingdom is the power to control what we belive are granerys |
||
| − | the long celebrated granery special was rice and pancake with a glass olive oil only men of magic get milk and |
||
| − | grand wizards get tea and some hard boiled plates the plate were not to eatbut to eat off of |
||
| − | for many kingdoms and men who day thing of kingdoms would be cast down a sean shower a sean shower was a shower where shawns lived |
||
| − | and bathed and ate the flesh of wales and and somtimes a shawn would cum to tunselous house and they would have sex all day day than he |
||
| − | relized the shawn name was andross and you know who andross was but they did it anyway back to the main topic a house on top of a hill |
||
| − | on top a of a mountain on top of and iceberg on top of a gateway to the best place ever there was only only one way to the best place ever |
||
| − | that is if you were tunselous |
||
| − | evrey day on that day evryone would eat anything they could eat that is how tunselous day started the day that is evreyday the |
||
| − | reason people eat what they want evreyday and not tea or olive oil or milk or rice or pancake or plates or cats or small children |
||
| − | in the words tunselous: |
||
| − | shal not eat u |
||
| − | eat blood of nurses |
||
| − | hav the most sex with any cat you see on the street |
||
| − | use the most elctro sappers in one go |
||
| − | have and eat local small children |
||
| − | do it with a orc |
||
| − | eat u up eat up so good |
||
| − | use magic souse |
||
| + | Shortly after the nuclear attack began, the Engineers, seeking shelter, took over the federal prison and expelled the prisoners into the desolate desert to complete their sentences. As the weeks passed, they invited the nearby survivalist communities to join them and to help them build a new society. Because of each community's suspicions towards one another, times were difficult at first. But as time nurtured trust, this settlement -- which came to be known as Ranger Center -- grew to be one of the strongest outposts. Ranger Center even proved powerful enough to repel the hands of rancorous criminals who repeatedly attacked in attempts to reclaim what was once "rightfully theirs". |
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| − | THAT IS WHY WE SHOULD TALK ABOUT HOW TUNSELOUS GAVE US THE FREEDOM TO EAT WHATEVER WE WANT EVREYDAY FOR AT LEAST 2 HOURS. |
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| + | The citizens of Ranger Center, after first believing that they were the only ones who survived the nuclear maelstrom, soon realized that communities beyond the desert's grip had also survived. Because they had such success in constructing a new community, they felt compelled to help other survivors rebuild and live in peace. |
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| − | if you see any dragon contact tunselous NOW |
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| + | Toward this end, the [[Desert Rangers]], in the great tradition of the Texas and Arizona Rangers a century before, were born.|Wasteland Game Manual, a.k.a. the [[Wasteland Survival Guide (Fallout 3)|Wasteland Survival Guide]]}} |
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| − | the details of the next story are witness accounts of what tunselous did to find the lost yew crossbow of agroness |
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| + | ==Overview of ''Wasteland''== |
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| − | two days ago tunselous was thinking about crossbows when he thought what if there were a crossbow no one could |
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| + | You control a group of player-created characters ("PCs") known as [[Desert Rangers]]. After most of the world was obliterated by nuclear weapons in the [[Great War]], your band of heroes survived because they luckily hailed from a former prison located near '''Las Vegas, Nevada''', an area that somehow avoided a direct hit. Your initial mission is to investigate disturbances in surrounding communities: '''Highpool''', the '''Agricultural Center''', '''Quartz''', the '''Rail Nomads Camp''', '''Needles''', and '''Las Vegas'''. The Desert Rangers uncover a sinister plot, hatched by a cyborg and a computer mainframe with artificial intelligence - to replace the world's population of living, breathing creatures, with cybernetic machines. To achieve this goal, a nuclear holocaust was orchestrated, and in the aftermath, machines are produced to destroy humans and then repopulate the earth. The Desert Rangers ultimately prevail by blowing up '''Base Cochise''', the location of the A.I.-driven computer mainframe. |
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| − | find what if i found it i would be rich and famous so tunselous went on the internet and typed in lost crossbows |
||
| − | and he saw a crossbow for sale instead of buying it he tracked down the person who owned it and asked him for it he said no tunselous killed him |
||
| − | on the spot and took the crossbow from him and sold it to himself for 800$ but surprise for him he was not rich and famous at least not yet he took the crossbow and |
||
| − | kept selling it too himself so he kept making money soon tunselous made 800$ and spent it on a used crossbow this crossbow |
||
| − | the crossbow he brought was not any crossbow but the crossbow of agroness he took the crossbow and shot it at a wall a few times then he put it in a box |
||
| − | and til this day it is gathering dust. |
||
| + | ==Relationship or similarities to the ''Fallout'' series== |
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| − | THAT IS WHY TUNSELOUS IS A MASTER HEADSMEN TO THIS DAY.many years ago in the tower of tunselous a man named tunselous was born |
||
| + | {{cleanup|A lot of these are not really references}} |
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| − | he gave birth to androsss sexual parents then he made his way to |
||
| + | If one plays any of the ''Fallout'' games after playing ''Wasteland'', they can't help but recognize the similarities. Some have said (''Fallout'' designers, specifically) that ''Wasteland'' was the "inspiration" for the ''Fallout'' series. |
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| − | rosswell new mexico to see if the ufo was still there and it wasnt |
||
| − | at tall tis but a forrest and a spot were a ufo used to be there was no |
||
| − | ufo so he traveled upwards to find one but instead found thee icy tower |
||
| − | of agnatohniousisoy he wnet on the great ice towar run where he found several dragons but not a single ufo |
||
| − | a man of tis a warden eve e preson seed no matter how hard you look |
||
| − | the ufos will cloak like ice dragons among there once was a man named turok |
||
| − | who find a ufo when looking add that man was me that man was a dino slayer |
||
| − | a king of eriched oreo bread if you know what i mean the point of the matter is |
||
| − | turok did not kill tunselouses parent for no reason then tunselous |
||
| − | said wait turok killed my pairents the warden said yes that is waht he |
||
| − | told me on the nyght we had tea on the icy roads of ufo city |
||
| − | tunselous said wait theres a hole cit7y of ufos the warden said yes |
||
| − | there is tunselous said do you have any left over tea from that night |
||
| − | the warden said no tea for thee then cast tunselous out of window |
||
| − | tunselous falled for inches into a pool of cat eyed johns fisherer |
||
| − | for impaired divers tunselous said wait if i eat theese pills they |
||
| − | will surely give me magic powers tunselous ate the pills and they did |
||
| − | nothing but give him magic powers he used the magic powers for nothing |
||
| − | they were not the ones he were searching many kingdoms ago a man once |
||
| − | said with great tun comes great selous and that man was trokie asked tunselous |
||
| − | if he wanted a robodog and tunselous said yes many kingdoms later tunselous find |
||
| − | the most magic thing that thing was a cat not any cat you see many kingdoms ago |
||
| − | cats were magic he would eat the flesh of cats and gain what litle magic was left in them |
||
| − | he latter went to calling himself tunsalous then he went back to |
||
| − | calling himeself tunselous and on that day he ate many a cat |
||
| − | and i mean many not the many you see on tv but the many catwhips you see for sale at sean johns |
||
| − | apple sale he has evrey year to get rid of his crapy apple computers |
||
| − | many years after sean john would meet on the very spot of the battle |
||
| − | feild where they fought and feasted on goatwich anvicos the goatwich |
||
| − | waS A POWERFUL king a king of druidness and fareness and evilness and |
||
| − | and gun shots in the leg and fair treatment of tunselous and kettlecorn |
||
| − | a bag of human limbs and markers and grocers and sexual enounters |
||
| − | and farawayland and great houses and ufos tunselous relized that |
||
| − | thee king was king of ufos and wnet to asked him for a ufo |
||
| − | and he gave him one and tunsalous studyed how it flyed |
||
| − | for many kingdoms later he discoverd powerfull magic within the the great temples walls of icelion |
||
| − | yes temples and temples and temples temples and temples and temples temples and temples and temples |
||
| − | temples and temples and temples temples and temples and temples temples and temples and temples |
||
| − | temples and temples and temples temples and temples and temples and small children small children were used |
||
| − | for many thing like eating but the story tunselous was not over intell many kingdoms later when a man asked |
||
| − | tunselous if he was a puppet tunselous said tunselous snear and left for a day and came back |
||
| − | to his homeland of akaria where the hut he was born in was the hut tunselous was born in was a small hut cald |
||
| − | tunselous prisom the prisom was a place to eat anything you felt like at anytime you felt like |
||
| − | and i mean anytime |
||
| − | any |
||
| − | time |
||
| − | tunselous traveled to double check on the ice roads but they melted in the sun tunselous drunk |
||
| − | thee blood |
||
| − | they were made of and walked into a stadium and stole mines and huts like the one he was born in like it but |
||
| − | not it like the time he went to the carnavile with ser topemhat (ser topemhat:hey tunselous got a nickle for a ride tunselous: no) |
||
| − | many times of ages ago tunselous traveled to a hut then left to find gold in a mine that did not exist he knw it did |
||
| − | not exist but he wnet anywhy for kingdom is power and power kingdom is the power to control what we belive are granerys |
||
| − | the long celebrated granery special was rice and pancake with a glass olive oil only men of magic get milk and |
||
| − | grand wizards get tea and some hard boiled plates the plate were not to eatbut to eat off of |
||
| − | for many kingdoms and men who day thing of kingdoms would be cast down a sean shower a sean shower was a shower where shawns lived |
||
| − | and bathed and ate the flesh of wales and and somtimes a shawn would cum to tunselous house and they would have sex all day day than he |
||
| − | relized the shawn name was andross and you know who andross was but they did it anyway back to the main topic a house on top of a hill |
||
| − | on top a of a mountain on top of and iceberg on top of a gateway to the best place ever there was only only one way to the best place ever |
||
| − | that is if you were tunselous |
||
| − | evrey day on that day evryone would eat anything they could eat that is how tunselous day started the day that is evreyday the |
||
| − | reason people eat what they want evreyday and not tea or olive oil or milk or rice or pancake or plates or cats or small children |
||
| − | in the words tunselous: |
||
| − | shal not eat u |
||
| − | eat blood of nurses |
||
| − | hav the most sex with any cat you see on the street |
||
| − | use the most elctro sappers in one go |
||
| − | have and eat local small children |
||
| − | do it with a orc |
||
| − | eat u up eat up so good |
||
| − | use magic souse |
||
| + | Entire ''Fallout'' series |
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| − | THAT IS WHY WE SHOULD TALK ABOUT HOW TUNSELOUS GAVE US THE FREEDOM TO EAT WHATEVER WE WANT EVREYDAY FOR AT LEAST 2 HOURS. |
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| + | * [[Brotherhood of Steel]] - appeared in ''Wasteland'' as a purely hostile non-player character faction called the '''Guardians of the Old Order''' |
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| + | * [[Deathclaw]]s - a reference to the '''Shadowclaws''', mutated iguanas found wandering the desert in ''Wasteland'' |
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| + | * [[Energy Weapons]] - an obtainable skill introduced in ''Wasteland'' |
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| + | * [[Garden of Eden Creation Kit]] (G.E.C.K.) - A garden/museum of rebirth was created and displayed by '''Irwin John Finster''', who incidentally may be a reference to [[wikipedia:Howard Finster|Howard Finster]], creator of the garden-park museum ''Plant Farm Museum''; he created this museum to "show all the wonderful things o' God's Creation, kind of like what the [[wikipedia:Garden of Eden|Garden of Eden]] does." |
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| + | * [[Ghoul]] - a reference to ''Wasteland'''s mutated '''Desert Dweller''', '''Drool''', '''Pit Ghoul''', '''Shambler Ghoul''', '''Spineless Ghoul''', '''Night Screamer''', and '''Night Terror''' |
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| + | * [[Laser pistol]] (''Fallout'', ''Fallout 2'', and ''Fallout Tactic's '''"[[Wattz 1000 laser pistol]]", and ''Fallout 3'''s "[[Laser pistol#AEP7 laser pistol|AEP7 laser pistol]]") - a reference to ''Wasteland'''s plain '''Laser Pistol''' |
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| + | * [[Laser rifle]] (''Fallout'', ''Fallout 2'', and ''Fallout Tactic'''s "[[Wattz 2000 laser rifle]]", and ''Fallout 3'''s and ''Fallout: New Vegas'''s "[[Laser rifle#AER9 laser rifle|AER9 laser rifle]]") - a reference to ''Wasteland'''s plain '''Laser Rifle''' |
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| + | * [[Power armor]] - a reference to the ''Wasteland'' armor with the same name, obtained in the '''Guardian's Citadel''' |
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| + | * [[Red Ryder BB gun]] - a reference to the gun with the same name found in ''Wasteland'', available in '''Highpool''' or via an exploit |
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| + | * [[Robot]]s - appeared in ''Wasteland'' as adversaries |
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| + | * [[Water chip]] - in ''Wasteland'', the first quest given to the Desert Rangers is to fix a water pump in '''Highpool''' |
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| + | ===''[[Fallout]]''=== |
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| − | if you see any dragon contact tunselous NOW |
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| + | * [[Dugan]], the [[Nuka-Cola]] addict - a reference to ''Wasteland'''s '''Hobo Oracle''', a bum addicted to '''Snake Squeezins''', found at the '''Rail Nomads Camp''' |
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| + | * [[Gizmo]], the crime lord - a reference to '''Fat Freddy''', an obese gangster from '''[[Las Vegas]], [[Southwest Commonwealth|Nevada]]''' |
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| + | * [[Junktown]] - a reference to the '''Savage Village''', the home of the '''Junk Master''' |
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| + | * [[Tycho]], the [[Desert Ranger]] - the band of heroes in ''Wasteland'' were [[Desert Rangers]]. This character also makes references to Wasteland. |
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| + | * [[ZAX]] - a reference to '''VAX''', a recruitable humanform robot non-player character, found (after being built) in '''Base Cochise''' |
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| + | ===''[[Fallout 2]]''=== |
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| − | the details of the next story are witness accounts of what tunselous did to find the lost yew crossbow of agroness |
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| + | * [[Chrissy]] - a reference to '''Christina''', an Uzi-packing, recruitable non-player character found in '''Needles''' |
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| + | * The little Casino War in Wasteland's Las Vegas appears to be a model for the Situation in New Reno |
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| + | * The [[Environmental Protection Agency|EPA]], which didn't make it to the final version of ''Fallout 2'', bears a strong similarity to ''Wasteland'''s Project Darwin |
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| + | * [[John Cassidy|Cassidy]] has a few combat taunts that come from ''Wasteland'''s combat descriptions |
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| + | * In the [[Mercenaries' cave]], you need three numbers from three dog tags to open a safe. These are the same three numbers found on Huey, Dewey, and Louie's ID tags in Quartz that also open a safe. (11-16-27) |
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| + | ===''[[Fallout 3]]''=== |
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| − | two days ago tunselous was thinking about crossbows when he thought what if there were a crossbow no one could |
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| + | * [[Brick]]''' - '''When asked about [[Vernon Square]], Brick mentions that she loves turning the 'muties into a "fine, red mist" with her gun; in ''Wasteland'', this (along with "exploding like a blood sausage" and "reducing to a thin, red paste") was one of the descriptions the game used for dramatic combat deaths. |
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| − | find what if i found it i would be rich and famous so tunselous went on the internet and typed in lost crossbows |
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| + | * [[Children of Atom]] - a reference to the '''Servants of the Mushroom Cloud''', a cult of bomb-worshipping zealots located in '''Las Vegas, Nevada'''. |
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| − | and he saw a crossbow for sale instead of buying it he tracked down the person who owned it and asked him for it he said no tunselous killed him |
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| + | * [[Citadel]] - a reference to a location of the same name in ''Wasteland'', which is the home of the '''Guardians''' (the faction the [[Brotherhood of Steel]] was based on) |
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| − | on the spot and took the crossbow from him and sold it to himself for 800$ but surprise for him he was not rich and famous at least not yet he took the crossbow and |
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| + | * [[Firelance]] - a reference to this weapon is found in ''Wasteland''<nowiki>'</nowiki>s meta fictitious, "decoy" storyline, in ''Wasteland'''s paragraphs book |
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| − | kept selling it too himself so he kept making money soon tunselous made 800$ and spent it on a used crossbow this crossbow |
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| + | * [[Keller family transcript]] - individual digits of a combination held by different individuals is similar to Huey, Dewey, and Louie, of Quartz. |
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| − | the crossbow he brought was not any crossbow but the crossbow of agroness he took the crossbow and shot it at a wall a few times then he put it in a box |
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| + | * [[Tesla cannon]] - similar to ''Wasteland'''s '''Meson Cannon'''. |
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| − | and til this day it is gathering dust. |
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| + | * [[Toaster (item)|Toaster]] - when [[Three Dog]] mentions that his toaster needs repair, it is likely (in part, at least) a reference to the surprisingly useful skill of '''Toaster Repair''' in ''Wasteland''. |
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| + | * [[Wasteland Survival Guide (Fallout 3)|Wasteland Survival Guide]]''' - '''The book you can help make is the name of ''Wasteland's'' game guide book. |
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| + | * [[John Henry Eden|President Eden]]''' - '''When speaking with the Cochise A.I. mainframe in ''Wasteland'', it states that its mission is "to repopulate the Earth with pure stock once my minions have destroyed all other life. I will win." This is identical to the main goal of President Eden, who is also an A.I. mainframe. Additionally, the player can ask Eden how to kill him, to which he will reply that doing so is impossible. A similar question can be asked of Cochise, with a similar answer. |
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| + | ===''[[Fallout: New Vegas]]''=== |
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| − | THAT IS WHY TUNSELOUS IS A MASTER HEADSMEN TO THIS DAY.many years ago in the tower of tunselous a man named tunselous was born |
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| + | * [[Las Vegas]] was an area in ''Wasteland''. Las Vegas and New Vegas both appear to have avoided being directly hit by nukes and are in relatively good condition. Both cities have electricity and robots patrolling the streets, as well. |
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| − | he gave birth to androsss sexual parents then he made his way to |
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| + | * [[Sarah Weintraub]], the owner of the [[Vault 21]] hotel, tells you about the Vault-Tec toaster she repaired, relating to the toaster repair skill. |
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| − | rosswell new mexico to see if the ufo was still there and it wasnt |
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| + | * Outside of the [[Mojave Outpost]], the plaque by the monument mentions a pact between the [[New California Republic Rangers]] and the [[Desert Rangers]]. A nod to the Desert Ranger faction that appeared in ''Wasteland''. In ''Honest Hearts'', the player can find [[Desert Ranger combat armor]]. |
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| − | at tall tis but a forrest and a spot were a ufo used to be there was no |
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| + | * In the [[Black Mountain]] Prison Building you can access a terminal containing the diary of [[Raul Tejada]]. In one entry he will mention that [[Tabitha]] had him repair a toaster. Raul also expresses, when taken to [[Jacobstown]], trepidation that the mutants there won't take him captive and force him to fix toasters. These are both references to the toaster repair skill. |
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| − | ufo so he traveled upwards to find one but instead found thee icy tower |
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| + | * "Night Terror", a fiend that [[Little Buster]] of [[Camp McCarran]] killed for [[Dhatri]], is reference to the ghoul like enemy of the same name. |
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| − | of agnatohniousisoy he wnet on the great ice towar run where he found several dragons but not a single ufo |
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| + | * The DLC ''Old World Blues'' features a large number of references to ''Wasteland'', including: the [[proton axe]], [[Toaster (character)|Toaster]], the consumables [[blood sausage]], [[thin red paste]] and [[thick red paste]] and the perk [[Them's Good Eatin']]. |
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| − | a man of tis a warden eve e preson seed no matter how hard you look |
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| − | the ufos will cloak like ice dragons among there once was a man named turok |
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| − | who find a ufo when looking add that man was me that man was a dino slayer |
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| − | a king of eriched oreo bread if you know what i mean the point of the matter is |
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| − | turok did not kill tunselouses parent for no reason then tunselous |
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| − | said wait turok killed my pairents the warden said yes that is waht he |
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| − | told me on the nyght we had tea on the icy roads of ufo city |
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| − | tunselous said wait theres a hole cit7y of ufos the warden said yes |
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| − | there is tunselous said do you have any left over tea from that night |
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| − | the warden said no tea for thee then cast tunselous out of window |
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| − | tunselous falled for inches into a pool of cat eyed johns fisherer |
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| − | for impaired divers tunselous said wait if i eat theese pills they |
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| − | will surely give me magic powers tunselous ate the pills and they did |
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| − | nothing but give him magic powers he used the magic powers for nothing |
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| − | they were not the ones he were searching many kingdoms ago a man once |
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| − | said with great tun comes great selous and that man was trokie asked tunselous |
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| − | if he wanted a robodog and tunselous said yes many kingdoms later tunselous find |
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| − | the most magic thing that thing was a cat not any cat you see many kingdoms ago |
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| − | cats were magic he would eat the flesh of cats and gain what litle magic was left in them |
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| − | he latter went to calling himself tunsalous then he went back to |
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| − | calling himeself tunselous and on that day he ate many a cat |
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| − | and i mean many not the many you see on tv but the many catwhips you see for sale at sean johns |
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| − | apple sale he has evrey year to get rid of his crapy apple computers |
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| − | many years after sean john would meet on the very spot of the battle |
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| − | feild where they fought and feasted on goatwich anvicos the goatwich |
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| − | waS A POWERFUL king a king of druidness and fareness and evilness and |
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| − | and gun shots in the leg and fair treatment of tunselous and kettlecorn |
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| − | a bag of human limbs and markers and grocers and sexual enounters |
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| − | and farawayland and great houses and ufos tunselous relized that |
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| − | thee king was king of ufos and wnet to asked him for a ufo |
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| − | and he gave him one and tunsalous studyed how it flyed |
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| − | for many kingdoms later he discoverd powerfull magic within the the great temples walls of icelion |
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| − | yes temples and temples and temples temples and temples and temples temples and temples and temples |
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| − | temples and temples and temples temples and temples and temples temples and temples and temples |
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| − | temples and temples and temples temples and temples and temples and small children small children were used |
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| − | for many thing like eating but the story tunselous was not over intell many kingdoms later when a man asked |
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| − | tunselous if he was a puppet tunselous said tunselous snear and left for a day and came back |
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| − | to his homeland of akaria where the hut he was born in was the hut tunselous was born in was a small hut cald |
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| − | tunselous prisom the prisom was a place to eat anything you felt like at anytime you felt like |
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| − | and i mean anytime |
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| − | any |
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| − | time |
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| − | tunselous traveled to double check on the ice roads but they melted in the sun tunselous drunk |
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| − | thee blood |
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| − | they were made of and walked into a stadium and stole mines and huts like the one he was born in like it but |
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| − | not it like the time he went to the carnavile with ser topemhat (ser topemhat:hey tunselous got a nickle for a ride tunselous: no) |
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| − | many times of ages ago tunselous traveled to a hut then left to find gold in a mine that did not exist he knw it did |
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| − | not exist but he wnet anywhy for kingdom is power and power kingdom is the power to control what we belive are granerys |
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| − | the long celebrated granery special was rice and pancake with a glass olive oil only men of magic get milk and |
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| − | grand wizards get tea and some hard boiled plates the plate were not to eatbut to eat off of |
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| − | for many kingdoms and men who day thing of kingdoms would be cast down a sean shower a sean shower was a shower where shawns lived |
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| − | and bathed and ate the flesh of wales and and somtimes a shawn would cum to tunselous house and they would have sex all day day than he |
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| − | relized the shawn name was andross and you know who andross was but they did it anyway back to the main topic a house on top of a hill |
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| − | on top a of a mountain on top of and iceberg on top of a gateway to the best place ever there was only only one way to the best place ever |
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| − | that is if you were tunselous |
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| − | evrey day on that day evryone would eat anything they could eat that is how tunselous day started the day that is evreyday the |
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| − | reason people eat what they want evreyday and not tea or olive oil or milk or rice or pancake or plates or cats or small children |
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| − | in the words tunselous: |
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| − | shal not eat u |
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| − | eat blood of nurses |
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| − | hav the most sex with any cat you see on the street |
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| − | use the most elctro sappers in one go |
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| − | have and eat local small children |
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| − | do it with a orc |
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| − | eat u up eat up so good |
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| − | use magic souse |
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| + | ===''[[Fallout: Brotherhood of Steel]]''=== |
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| − | THAT IS WHY WE SHOULD TALK ABOUT HOW TUNSELOUS GAVE US THE FREEDOM TO EAT WHATEVER WE WANT EVREYDAY FOR AT LEAST 2 HOURS. |
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| + | * [[Giese]], the junk master whom can fashion weapons from pieces of junk - a reference to '''Junk Master''', a junk rebreather-recuperator from '''Savage Village''' |
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| + | ===''[[Van Buren]]''=== |
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| − | if you see any dragon contact tunselous NOW |
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| + | * [[Helen Wheels]] — truckers, smugglers (together with Eddie "Crazy Horse" Galensky) |
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| + | * [[Job]] - [[Mister Handy]] administrative police robot in [[Denver]] |
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| + | * [[Christine Royce]] - cut-off non-player character, mature Chrissy from ''Fallout 2'' |
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| + | * [[ZAX]] - two units appear once again: [[Twin Mothers]], [[Boulder]] |
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| + | * The [[Nursery]] - a reference to the '''Agricultural Center''' |
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| + | * [[Circle Junction]] - a reference to '''Rail Nomads Camp''' |
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| + | ==See also== |
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| − | the details of the next story are witness accounts of what tunselous did to find the lost yew crossbow of agroness |
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| + | * [[wikia:c:wasteland:Wasteland Wiki|Wasteland Wiki]] |
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| + | [[Category:Games]] |
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| − | two days ago tunselous was thinking about crossbows when he thought what if there were a crossbow no one could |
||
| − | find what if i found it i would be rich and famous so tunselous went on the internet and typed in lost crossbows |
||
| − | and he saw a crossbow for sale instead of buying it he tracked down the person who owned it and asked him for it he said no tunselous killed him |
||
| − | on the spot and took the crossbow from him and sold it to himself for 800$ but surprise for him he was not rich and famous at least not yet he took the crossbow and |
||
| − | kept selling it too himself so he kept making money soon tunselous made 800$ and spent it on a used crossbow this crossbow |
||
| − | the crossbow he brought was not any crossbow but the crossbow of agroness he took the crossbow and shot it at a wall a few times then he put it in a box |
||
| − | and til this day it is gathering dust. |
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| + | [[pl:Wasteland (gra)]] |
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| − | THAT IS WHY TUNSELOUS IS A MASTER HEADSMEN TO THIS DAY.many years ago in the tower of tunselous a man named tunselous was born |
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| + | [[ru:Wasteland]] |
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| − | he gave birth to androsss sexual parents then he made his way to |
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| + | [[zh:Wasteland (游戏)]] |
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| − | rosswell new mexico to see if the ufo was still there and it wasnt |
||
| − | at tall tis but a forrest and a spot were a ufo used to be there was no |
||
| − | ufo so he traveled upwards to find one but instead found thee icy tower |
||
| − | of agnatohniousisoy he wnet on the great ice towar run where he found several dragons but not a single ufo |
||
| − | a man of tis a warden eve e preson seed no matter how hard you look |
||
| − | the ufos will cloak like ice dragons among there once was a man named turok |
||
| − | who find a ufo when looking add that man was me that man was a dino slayer |
||
| − | a king of eriched oreo bread if you know what i mean the point of the matter is |
||
| − | turok did not kill tunselouses parent for no reason then tunselous |
||
| − | said wait turok killed my pairents the warden said yes that is waht he |
||
| − | told me on the nyght we had tea on the icy roads of ufo city |
||
| − | tunselous said wait theres a hole cit7y of ufos the warden said yes |
||
| − | there is tunselous said do you have any left over tea from that night |
||
| − | the warden said no tea for thee then cast tunselous out of window |
||
| − | tunselous falled for inches into a pool of cat eyed johns fisherer |
||
| − | for impaired divers tunselous said wait if i eat theese pills they |
||
| − | will surely give me magic powers tunselous ate the pills and they did |
||
| − | nothing but give him magic powers he used the magic powers for nothing |
||
| − | they were not the ones he were searching many kingdoms ago a man once |
||
| − | said with great tun comes great selous and that man was trokie asked tunselous |
||
| − | if he wanted a robodog and tunselous said yes many kingdoms later tunselous find |
||
| − | the most magic thing that thing was a cat not any cat you see many kingdoms ago |
||
| − | cats were magic he would eat the flesh of cats and gain what litle magic was left in them |
||
| − | he latter went to calling himself tunsalous then he went back to |
||
| − | calling himeself tunselous and on that day he ate many a cat |
||
| − | and i mean many not the many you see on tv but the many catwhips you see for sale at sean johns |
||
| − | apple sale he has evrey year to get rid of his crapy apple computers |
||
| − | many years after sean john would meet on the very spot of the battle |
||
| − | feild where they fought and feasted on goatwich anvicos the goatwich |
||
| − | waS A POWERFUL king a king of druidness and fareness and evilness and |
||
| − | and gun shots in the leg and fair treatment of tunselous and kettlecorn |
||
| − | a bag of human limbs and markers and grocers and sexual enounters |
||
| − | and farawayland and great houses and ufos tunselous relized that |
||
| − | thee king was king of ufos and wnet to asked him for a ufo |
||
| − | and he gave him one and tunsalous studyed how it flyed |
||
| − | for many kingdoms later he discoverd powerfull magic within the the great temples walls of icelion |
||
| − | yes temples and temples and temples temples and temples and temples temples and temples and temples |
||
| − | temples and temples and temples temples and temples and temples temples and temples and temples |
||
| − | temples and temples and temples temples and temples and temples and small children small children were used |
||
| − | for many thing like eating but the story tunselous was not over intell many kingdoms later when a man asked |
||
| − | tunselous if he was a puppet tunselous said tunselous snear and left for a day and came back |
||
| − | to his homeland of akaria where the hut he was born in was the hut tunselous was born in was a small hut cald |
||
| − | tunselous prisom the prisom was a place to eat anything you felt like at anytime you felt like |
||
| − | and i mean anytime |
||
| − | any |
||
| − | time |
||
| − | tunselous traveled to double check on the ice roads but they melted in the sun tunselous drunk |
||
| − | thee blood |
||
| − | they were made of and walked into a stadium and stole mines and huts like the one he was born in like it but |
||
| − | not it like the time he went to the carnavile with ser topemhat (ser topemhat:hey tunselous got a nickle for a ride tunselous: no) |
||
| − | many times of ages ago tunselous traveled to a hut then left to find gold in a mine that did not exist he knw it did |
||
| − | not exist but he wnet anywhy for kingdom is power and power kingdom is the power to control what we belive are granerys |
||
| − | the long celebrated granery special was rice and pancake with a glass olive oil only men of magic get milk and |
||
| − | grand wizards get tea and some hard boiled plates the plate were not to eatbut to eat off of |
||
| − | for many kingdoms and men who day thing of kingdoms would be cast down a sean shower a sean shower was a shower where shawns lived |
||
| − | and bathed and ate the flesh of wales and and somtimes a shawn would cum to tunselous house and they would have sex all day day than he |
||
| − | relized the shawn name was andross and you know who andross was but they did it anyway back to the main topic a house on top of a hill |
||
| − | on top a of a mountain on top of and iceberg on top of a gateway to the best place ever there was only only one way to the best place ever |
||
| − | that is if you were tunselous |
||
| − | evrey day on that day evryone would eat anything they could eat that is how tunselous day started the day that is evreyday the |
||
| − | reason people eat what they want evreyday and not tea or olive oil or milk or rice or pancake or plates or cats or small children |
||
| − | in the words tunselous: |
||
| − | shal not eat u |
||
| − | eat blood of nurses |
||
| − | hav the most sex with any cat you see on the street |
||
| − | use the most elctro sappers in one go |
||
| − | have and eat local small children |
||
| − | do it with a orc |
||
| − | eat u up eat up so good |
||
| − | use magic souse |
||
| − | |||
| − | THAT IS WHY WE SHOULD TALK ABOUT HOW TUNSELOUS GAVE US THE FREEDOM TO EAT WHATEVER WE WANT EVREYDAY FOR AT LEAST 2 HOURS. |
||
| − | |||
| − | if you see any dragon contact tunselous NOW |
||
| − | |||
| − | the details of the next story are witness accounts of what tunselous did to find the lost yew crossbow of agroness |
||
| − | |||
| − | two days ago tunselous was thinking about crossbows when he thought what if there were a crossbow no one could |
||
| − | find what if i found it i would be rich and famous so tunselous went on the internet and typed in lost crossbows |
||
| − | and he saw a crossbow for sale instead of buying it he tracked down the person who owned it and asked him for it he said no tunselous killed him |
||
| − | on the spot and took the crossbow from him and sold it to himself for 800$ but surprise for him he was not rich and famous at least not yet he took the crossbow and |
||
| − | kept selling it too himself so he kept making money soon tunselous made 800$ and spent it on a used crossbow this crossbow |
||
| − | the crossbow he brought was not any crossbow but the crossbow of agroness he took the crossbow and shot it at a wall a few times then he put it in a box |
||
| − | and til this day it is gathering dust. |
||
| − | |||
| − | THAT IS WHY TUNSELOUS IS A MASTER HEADSMEN TO THIS DAY.many years ago in the tower of tunselous a man named tunselous was born |
||
| − | he gave birth to androsss sexual parents then he made his way to |
||
| − | rosswell new mexico to see if the ufo was still there and it wasnt |
||
| − | at tall tis but a forrest and a spot were a ufo used to be there was no |
||
| − | ufo so he traveled upwards to find one but instead found thee icy tower |
||
| − | of agnatohniousisoy he wnet on the great ice towar run where he found several dragons but not a single ufo |
||
| − | a man of tis a warden eve e preson seed no matter how hard you look |
||
| − | the ufos will cloak like ice dragons among there once was a man named turok |
||
| − | who find a ufo when looking add that man was me that man was a dino slayer |
||
| − | a king of eriched oreo bread if you know what i mean the point of the matter is |
||
| − | turok did not kill tunselouses parent for no reason then tunselous |
||
| − | said wait turok killed my pairents the warden said yes that is waht he |
||
| − | told me on the nyght we had tea on the icy roads of ufo city |
||
| − | tunselous said wait theres a hole cit7y of ufos the warden said yes |
||
| − | there is tunselous said do you have any left over tea from that night |
||
| − | the warden said no tea for thee then cast tunselous out of window |
||
| − | tunselous falled for inches into a pool of cat eyed johns fisherer |
||
| − | for impaired divers tunselous said wait if i eat theese pills they |
||
| − | will surely give me magic powers tunselous ate the pills and they did |
||
| − | nothing but give him magic powers he used the magic powers for nothing |
||
| − | they were not the ones he were searching many kingdoms ago a man once |
||
| − | said with great tun comes great selous and that man was trokie asked tunselous |
||
| − | if he wanted a robodog and tunselous said yes many kingdoms later tunselous find |
||
| − | the most magic thing that thing was a cat not any cat you see many kingdoms ago |
||
| − | cats were magic he would eat the flesh of cats and gain what litle magic was left in them |
||
| − | he latter went to calling himself tunsalous then he went back to |
||
| − | calling himeself tunselous and on that day he ate many a cat |
||
| − | and i mean many not the many you see on tv but the many catwhips you see for sale at sean johns |
||
| − | apple sale he has evrey year to get rid of his crapy apple computers |
||
| − | many years after sean john would meet on the very spot of the battle |
||
| − | feild where they fought and feasted on goatwich anvicos the goatwich |
||
| − | waS A POWERFUL king a king of druidness and fareness and evilness and |
||
| − | and gun shots in the leg and fair treatment of tunselous and kettlecorn |
||
| − | a bag of human limbs and markers and grocers and sexual enounters |
||
| − | and farawayland and great houses and ufos tunselous relized that |
||
| − | thee king was king of ufos and wnet to asked him for a ufo |
||
| − | and he gave him one and tunsalous studyed how it flyed |
||
| − | for many kingdoms later he discoverd powerfull magic within the the great temples walls of icelion |
||
| − | yes temples and temples and temples temples and temples and temples temples and temples and temples |
||
| − | temples and temples and temples temples and temples and temples temples and temples and temples |
||
| − | temples and temples and temples temples and temples and temples and small children small children were used |
||
| − | for many thing like eating but the story tunselous was not over intell many kingdoms later when a man asked |
||
| − | tunselous if he was a puppet tunselous said tunselous snear and left for a day and came back |
||
| − | to his homeland of akaria where the hut he was born in was the hut tunselous was born in was a small hut cald |
||
| − | tunselous prisom the prisom was a place to eat anything you felt like at anytime you felt like |
||
| − | and i mean anytime |
||
| − | any |
||
| − | time |
||
| − | tunselous traveled to double check on the ice roads but they melted in the sun tunselous drunk |
||
| − | thee blood |
||
| − | they were made of and walked into a stadium and stole mines and huts like the one he was born in like it but |
||
| − | not it like the time he went to the carnavile with ser topemhat (ser topemhat:hey tunselous got a nickle for a ride tunselous: no) |
||
| − | many times of ages ago tunselous traveled to a hut then left to find gold in a mine that did not exist he knw it did |
||
| − | not exist but he wnet anywhy for kingdom is power and power kingdom is the power to control what we belive are granerys |
||
| − | the long celebrated granery special was rice and pancake with a glass olive oil only men of magic get milk and |
||
| − | grand wizards get tea and some hard boiled plates the plate were not to eatbut to eat off of |
||
| − | for many kingdoms and men who day thing of kingdoms would be cast down a sean shower a sean shower was a shower where shawns lived |
||
| − | and bathed and ate the flesh of wales and and somtimes a shawn would cum to tunselous house and they would have sex all day day than he |
||
| − | relized the shawn name was andross and you know who andross was but they did it anyway back to the main topic a house on top of a hill |
||
| − | on top a of a mountain on top of and iceberg on top of a gateway to the best place ever there was only only one way to the best place ever |
||
| − | that is if you were tunselous |
||
| − | evrey day on that day evryone would eat anything they could eat that is how tunselous day started the day that is evreyday the |
||
| − | reason people eat what they want evreyday and not tea or olive oil or milk or rice or pancake or plates or cats or small children |
||
| − | in the words tunselous: |
||
| − | shal not eat u |
||
| − | eat blood of nurses |
||
| − | hav the most sex with any cat you see on the street |
||
| − | use the most elctro sappers in one go |
||
| − | have and eat local small children |
||
| − | do it with a orc |
||
| − | eat u up eat up so good |
||
| − | use magic souse |
||
| − | |||
| − | THAT IS WHY WE SHOULD TALK ABOUT HOW TUNSELOUS GAVE US THE FREEDOM TO EAT WHATEVER WE WANT EVREYDAY FOR AT LEAST 2 HOURS. |
||
| − | |||
| − | if you see any dragon contact tunselous NOW |
||
| − | |||
| − | the details of the next story are witness accounts of what tunselous did to find the lost yew crossbow of agroness |
||
| − | |||
| − | two days ago tunselous was thinking about crossbows when he thought what if there were a crossbow no one could |
||
| − | find what if i found it i would be rich and famous so tunselous went on the internet and typed in lost crossbows |
||
| − | and he saw a crossbow for sale instead of buying it he tracked down the person who owned it and asked him for it he said no tunselous killed him |
||
| − | on the spot and took the crossbow from him and sold it to himself for 800$ but surprise for him he was not rich and famous at least not yet he took the crossbow and |
||
| − | kept selling it too himself so he kept making money soon tunselous made 800$ and spent it on a used crossbow this crossbow |
||
| − | the crossbow he brought was not any crossbow but the crossbow of agroness he took the crossbow and shot it at a wall a few times then he put it in a box |
||
| − | and til this day it is gathering dust. |
||
| − | |||
| − | THAT IS WHY TUNSELOUS IS A MASTER HEADSMEN TO THIS DAY.many years ago in the tower of tunselous a man named tunselous was born |
||
| − | he gave birth to androsss sexual parents then he made his way to |
||
| − | rosswell new mexico to see if the ufo was still there and it wasnt |
||
| − | at tall tis but a forrest and a spot were a ufo used to be there was no |
||
| − | ufo so he traveled upwards to find one but instead found thee icy tower |
||
| − | of agnatohniousisoy he wnet on the great ice towar run where he found several dragons but not a single ufo |
||
| − | a man of tis a warden eve e preson seed no matter how hard you look |
||
| − | the ufos will cloak like ice dragons among there once was a man named turok |
||
| − | who find a ufo when looking add that man was me that man was a dino slayer |
||
| − | a king of eriched oreo bread if you know what i mean the point of the matter is |
||
| − | turok did not kill tunselouses parent for no reason then tunselous |
||
| − | said wait turok killed my pairents the warden said yes that is waht he |
||
| − | told me on the nyght we had tea on the icy roads of ufo city |
||
| − | tunselous said wait theres a hole cit7y of ufos the warden said yes |
||
| − | there is tunselous said do you have any left over tea from that night |
||
| − | the warden said no tea for thee then cast tunselous out of window |
||
| − | tunselous falled for inches into a pool of cat eyed johns fisherer |
||
| − | for impaired divers tunselous said wait if i eat theese pills they |
||
| − | will surely give me magic powers tunselous ate the pills and they did |
||
| − | nothing but give him magic powers he used the magic powers for nothing |
||
| − | they were not the ones he were searching many kingdoms ago a man once |
||
| − | said with great tun comes great selous and that man was trokie asked tunselous |
||
| − | if he wanted a robodog and tunselous said yes many kingdoms later tunselous find |
||
| − | the most magic thing that thing was a cat not any cat you see many kingdoms ago |
||
| − | cats were magic he would eat the flesh of cats and gain what litle magic was left in them |
||
| − | he latter went to calling himself tunsalous then he went back to |
||
| − | calling himeself tunselous and on that day he ate many a cat |
||
| − | and i mean many not the many you see on tv but the many catwhips you see for sale at sean johns |
||
| − | apple sale he has evrey year to get rid of his crapy apple computers |
||
| − | many years after sean john would meet on the very spot of the battle |
||
| − | feild where they fought and feasted on goatwich anvicos the goatwich |
||
| − | waS A POWERFUL king a king of druidness and fareness and evilness and |
||
| − | and gun shots in the leg and fair treatment of tunselous and kettlecorn |
||
| − | a bag of human limbs and markers and grocers and sexual enounters |
||
| − | and farawayland and great houses and ufos tunselous relized that |
||
| − | thee king was king of ufos and wnet to asked him for a ufo |
||
| − | and he gave him one and tunsalous studyed how it flyed |
||
| − | for many kingdoms later he discoverd powerfull magic within the the great temples walls of icelion |
||
| − | yes temples and temples and temples temples and temples and temples temples and temples and temples |
||
| − | temples and temples and temples temples and temples and temples temples and temples and temples |
||
| − | temples and temples and temples temples and temples and temples and small children small children were used |
||
| − | for many thing like eating but the story tunselous was not over intell many kingdoms later when a man asked |
||
| − | tunselous if he was a puppet tunselous said tunselous snear and left for a day and came back |
||
| − | to his homeland of akaria where the hut he was born in was the hut tunselous was born in was a small hut cald |
||
| − | tunselous prisom the prisom was a place to eat anything you felt like at anytime you felt like |
||
| − | and i mean anytime |
||
| − | any |
||
| − | time |
||
| − | tunselous traveled to double check on the ice roads but they melted in the sun tunselous drunk |
||
| − | thee blood |
||
| − | they were made of and walked into a stadium and stole mines and huts like the one he was born in like it but |
||
| − | not it like the time he went to the carnavile with ser topemhat (ser topemhat:hey tunselous got a nickle for a ride tunselous: no) |
||
| − | many times of ages ago tunselous traveled to a hut then left to find gold in a mine that did not exist he knw it did |
||
| − | not exist but he wnet anywhy for kingdom is power and power kingdom is the power to control what we belive are granerys |
||
| − | the long celebrated granery special was rice and pancake with a glass olive oil only men of magic get milk and |
||
| − | grand wizards get tea and some hard boiled plates the plate were not to eatbut to eat off of |
||
| − | for many kingdoms and men who day thing of kingdoms would be cast down a sean shower a sean shower was a shower where shawns lived |
||
| − | and bathed and ate the flesh of wales and and somtimes a shawn would cum to tunselous house and they would have sex all day day than he |
||
| − | relized the shawn name was andross and you know who andross was but they did it anyway back to the main topic a house on top of a hill |
||
| − | on top a of a mountain on top of and iceberg on top of a gateway to the best place ever there was only only one way to the best place ever |
||
| − | that is if you were tunselous |
||
| − | evrey day on that day evryone would eat anything they could eat that is how tunselous day started the day that is evreyday the |
||
| − | reason people eat what they want evreyday and not tea or olive oil or milk or rice or pancake or plates or cats or small children |
||
| − | in the words tunselous: |
||
| − | shal not eat u |
||
| − | eat blood of nurses |
||
| − | hav the most sex with any cat you see on the street |
||
| − | use the most elctro sappers in one go |
||
| − | have and eat local small children |
||
| − | do it with a orc |
||
| − | eat u up eat up so good |
||
| − | use magic souse |
||
| − | |||
| − | THAT IS WHY WE SHOULD TALK ABOUT HOW TUNSELOUS GAVE US THE FREEDOM TO EAT WHATEVER WE WANT EVREYDAY FOR AT LEAST 2 HOURS. |
||
| − | |||
| − | if you see any dragon contact tunselous NOW |
||
| − | |||
| − | the details of the next story are witness accounts of what tunselous did to find the lost yew crossbow of agroness |
||
| − | |||
| − | two days ago tunselous was thinking about crossbows when he thought what if there were a crossbow no one could |
||
| − | find what if i found it i would be rich and famous so tunselous went on the internet and typed in lost crossbows |
||
| − | and he saw a crossbow for sale instead of buying it he tracked down the person who owned it and asked him for it he said no tunselous killed him |
||
| − | on the spot and took the crossbow from him and sold it to himself for 800$ but surprise for him he was not rich and famous at least not yet he took the crossbow and |
||
| − | kept selling it too himself so he kept making money soon tunselous made 800$ and spent it on a used crossbow this crossbow |
||
| − | the crossbow he brought was not any crossbow but the crossbow of agroness he took the crossbow and shot it at a wall a few times then he put it in a box |
||
| − | and til this day it is gathering dust. |
||
| − | |||
| − | THAT IS WHY TUNSELOUS IS A MASTER HEADSMEN TO THIS DAY.many years ago in the tower of tunselous a man named tunselous was born |
||
| − | he gave birth to androsss sexual parents then he made his way to |
||
| − | rosswell new mexico to see if the ufo was still there and it wasnt |
||
| − | at tall tis but a forrest and a spot were a ufo used to be there was no |
||
| − | ufo so he traveled upwards to find one but instead found thee icy tower |
||
| − | of agnatohniousisoy he wnet on the great ice towar run where he found several dragons but not a single ufo |
||
| − | a man of tis a warden eve e preson seed no matter how hard you look |
||
| − | the ufos will cloak like ice dragons among there once was a man named turok |
||
| − | who find a ufo when looking add that man was me that man was a dino slayer |
||
| − | a king of eriched oreo bread if you know what i mean the point of the matter is |
||
| − | turok did not kill tunselouses parent for no reason then tunselous |
||
| − | said wait turok killed my pairents the warden said yes that is waht he |
||
| − | told me on the nyght we had tea on the icy roads of ufo city |
||
| − | tunselous said wait theres a hole cit7y of ufos the warden said yes |
||
| − | there is tunselous said do you have any left over tea from that night |
||
| − | the warden said no tea for thee then cast tunselous out of window |
||
| − | tunselous falled for inches into a pool of cat eyed johns fisherer |
||
| − | for impaired divers tunselous said wait if i eat theese pills they |
||
| − | will surely give me magic powers tunselous ate the pills and they did |
||
| − | nothing but give him magic powers he used the magic powers for nothing |
||
| − | they were not the ones he were searching many kingdoms ago a man once |
||
| − | said with great tun comes great selous and that man was trokie asked tunselous |
||
| − | if he wanted a robodog and tunselous said yes many kingdoms later tunselous find |
||
| − | the most magic thing that thing was a cat not any cat you see many kingdoms ago |
||
| − | cats were magic he would eat the flesh of cats and gain what litle magic was left in them |
||
| − | he latter went to calling himself tunsalous then he went back to |
||
| − | calling himeself tunselous and on that day he ate many a cat |
||
| − | and i mean many not the many you see on tv but the many catwhips you see for sale at sean johns |
||
| − | apple sale he has evrey year to get rid of his crapy apple computers |
||
| − | many years after sean john would meet on the very spot of the battle |
||
| − | feild where they fought and feasted on goatwich anvicos the goatwich |
||
| − | waS A POWERFUL king a king of druidness and fareness and evilness and |
||
| − | and gun shots in the leg and fair treatment of tunselous and kettlecorn |
||
| − | a bag of human limbs and markers and grocers and sexual enounters |
||
| − | and farawayland and great houses and ufos tunselous relized that |
||
| − | thee king was king of ufos and wnet to asked him for a ufo |
||
| − | and he gave him one and tunsalous studyed how it flyed |
||
| − | for many kingdoms later he discoverd powerfull magic within the the great temples walls of icelion |
||
| − | yes temples and temples and temples temples and temples and temples temples and temples and temples |
||
| − | temples and temples and temples temples and temples and temples temples and temples and temples |
||
| − | temples and temples and temples temples and temples and temples and small children small children were used |
||
| − | for many thing like eating but the story tunselous was not over intell many kingdoms later when a man asked |
||
| − | tunselous if he was a puppet tunselous said tunselous snear and left for a day and came back |
||
| − | to his homeland of akaria where the hut he was born in was the hut tunselous was born in was a small hut cald |
||
| − | tunselous prisom the prisom was a place to eat anything you felt like at anytime you felt like |
||
| − | and i mean anytime |
||
| − | any |
||
| − | time |
||
| − | tunselous traveled to double check on the ice roads but they melted in the sun tunselous drunk |
||
| − | thee blood |
||
| − | they were made of and walked into a stadium and stole mines and huts like the one he was born in like it but |
||
| − | not it like the time he went to the carnavile with ser topemhat (ser topemhat:hey tunselous got a nickle for a ride tunselous: no) |
||
| − | many times of ages ago tunselous traveled to a hut then left to find gold in a mine that did not exist he knw it did |
||
| − | not exist but he wnet anywhy for kingdom is power and power kingdom is the power to control what we belive are granerys |
||
| − | the long celebrated granery special was rice and pancake with a glass olive oil only men of magic get milk and |
||
| − | grand wizards get tea and some hard boiled plates the plate were not to eatbut to eat off of |
||
| − | for many kingdoms and men who day thing of kingdoms would be cast down a sean shower a sean shower was a shower where shawns lived |
||
| − | and bathed and ate the flesh of wales and and somtimes a shawn would cum to tunselous house and they would have sex all day day than he |
||
| − | relized the shawn name was andross and you know who andross was but they did it anyway back to the main topic a house on top of a hill |
||
| − | on top a of a mountain on top of and iceberg on top of a gateway to the best place ever there was only only one way to the best place ever |
||
| − | that is if you were tunselous |
||
| − | evrey day on that day evryone would eat anything they could eat that is how tunselous day started the day that is evreyday the |
||
| − | reason people eat what they want evreyday and not tea or olive oil or milk or rice or pancake or plates or cats or small children |
||
| − | in the words tunselous: |
||
| − | shal not eat u |
||
| − | eat blood of nurses |
||
| − | hav the most sex with any cat you see on the street |
||
| − | use the most elctro sappers in one go |
||
| − | have and eat local small children |
||
| − | do it with a orc |
||
| − | eat u up eat up so good |
||
| − | use magic souse |
||
| − | |||
| − | THAT IS WHY WE SHOULD TALK ABOUT HOW TUNSELOUS GAVE US THE FREEDOM TO EAT WHATEVER WE WANT EVREYDAY FOR AT LEAST 2 HOURS. |
||
| − | |||
| − | if you see any dragon contact tunselous NOW |
||
| − | |||
| − | the details of the next story are witness accounts of what tunselous did to find the lost yew crossbow of agroness |
||
| − | |||
| − | two days ago tunselous was thinking about crossbows when he thought what if there were a crossbow no one could |
||
| − | find what if i found it i would be rich and famous so tunselous went on the internet and typed in lost crossbows |
||
| − | and he saw a crossbow for sale instead of buying it he tracked down the person who owned it and asked him for it he said no tunselous killed him |
||
| − | on the spot and took the crossbow from him and sold it to himself for 800$ but surprise for him he was not rich and famous at least not yet he took the crossbow and |
||
| − | kept selling it too himself so he kept making money soon tunselous made 800$ and spent it on a used crossbow this crossbow |
||
| − | the crossbow he brought was not any crossbow but the crossbow of agroness he took the crossbow and shot it at a wall a few times then he put it in a box |
||
| − | and til this day it is gathering dust. |
||
| − | |||
| − | THAT IS WHY TUNSELOUS IS A MASTER HEADSMEN TO THIS DAY.many years ago in the tower of tunselous a man named tunselous was born |
||
| − | he gave birth to androsss sexual parents then he made his way to |
||
| − | rosswell new mexico to see if the ufo was still there and it wasnt |
||
| − | at tall tis but a forrest and a spot were a ufo used to be there was no |
||
| − | ufo so he traveled upwards to find one but instead found thee icy tower |
||
| − | of agnatohniousisoy he wnet on the great ice towar run where he found several dragons but not a single ufo |
||
| − | a man of tis a warden eve e preson seed no matter how hard you look |
||
| − | the ufos will cloak like ice dragons among there once was a man named turok |
||
| − | who find a ufo when looking add that man was me that man was a dino slayer |
||
| − | a king of eriched oreo bread if you know what i mean the point of the matter is |
||
| − | turok did not kill tunselouses parent for no reason then tunselous |
||
| − | said wait turok killed my pairents the warden said yes that is waht he |
||
| − | told me on the nyght we had tea on the icy roads of ufo city |
||
| − | tunselous said wait theres a hole cit7y of ufos the warden said yes |
||
| − | there is tunselous said do you have any left over tea from that night |
||
| − | the warden said no tea for thee then cast tunselous out of window |
||
| − | tunselous falled for inches into a pool of cat eyed johns fisherer |
||
| − | for impaired divers tunselous said wait if i eat theese pills they |
||
| − | will surely give me magic powers tunselous ate the pills and they did |
||
| − | nothing but give him magic powers he used the magic powers for nothing |
||
| − | they were not the ones he were searching many kingdoms ago a man once |
||
| − | said with great tun comes great selous and that man was trokie asked tunselous |
||
| − | if he wanted a robodog and tunselous said yes many kingdoms later tunselous find |
||
| − | the most magic thing that thing was a cat not any cat you see many kingdoms ago |
||
| − | cats were magic he would eat the flesh of cats and gain what litle magic was left in them |
||
| − | he latter went to calling himself tunsalous then he went back to |
||
| − | calling himeself tunselous and on that day he ate many a cat |
||
| − | and i mean many not the many you see on tv but the many catwhips you see for sale at sean johns |
||
| − | apple sale he has evrey year to get rid of his crapy apple computers |
||
| − | many years after sean john would meet on the very spot of the battle |
||
| − | feild where they fought and feasted on goatwich anvicos the goatwich |
||
| − | waS A POWERFUL king a king of druidness and fareness and evilness and |
||
| − | and gun shots in the leg and fair treatment of tunselous and kettlecorn |
||
| − | a bag of human limbs and markers and grocers and sexual enounters |
||
| − | and farawayland and great houses and ufos tunselous relized that |
||
| − | thee king was king of ufos and wnet to asked him for a ufo |
||
| − | and he gave him one and tunsalous studyed how it flyed |
||
| − | for many kingdoms later he discoverd powerfull magic within the the great temples walls of icelion |
||
| − | yes temples and temples and temples temples and temples and temples temples and temples and temples |
||
| − | temples and temples and temples temples and temples and temples temples and temples and temples |
||
| − | temples and temples and temples temples and temples and temples and small children small children were used |
||
| − | for many thing like eating but the story tunselous was not over intell many kingdoms later when a man asked |
||
| − | tunselous if he was a puppet tunselous said tunselous snear and left for a day and came back |
||
| − | to his homeland of akaria where the hut he was born in was the hut tunselous was born in was a small hut cald |
||
| − | tunselous prisom the prisom was a place to eat anything you felt like at anytime you felt like |
||
| − | and i mean anytime |
||
| − | any |
||
| − | time |
||
| − | tunselous traveled to double check on the ice roads but they melted in the sun tunselous drunk |
||
| − | thee blood |
||
| − | they were made of and walked into a stadium and stole mines and huts like the one he was born in like it but |
||
| − | not it like the time he went to the carnavile with ser topemhat (ser topemhat:hey tunselous got a nickle for a ride tunselous: no) |
||
| − | many times of ages ago tunselous traveled to a hut then left to find gold in a mine that did not exist he knw it did |
||
| − | not exist but he wnet anywhy for kingdom is power and power kingdom is the power to control what we belive are granerys |
||
| − | the long celebrated granery special was rice and pancake with a glass olive oil only men of magic get milk and |
||
| − | grand wizards get tea and some hard boiled plates the plate were not to eatbut to eat off of |
||
| − | for many kingdoms and men who day thing of kingdoms would be cast down a sean shower a sean shower was a shower where shawns lived |
||
| − | and bathed and ate the flesh of wales and and somtimes a shawn would cum to tunselous house and they would have sex all day day than he |
||
| − | relized the shawn name was andross and you know who andross was but they did it anyway back to the main topic a house on top of a hill |
||
| − | on top a of a mountain on top of and iceberg on top of a gateway to the best place ever there was only only one way to the best place ever |
||
| − | that is if you were tunselous |
||
| − | evrey day on that day evryone would eat anything they could eat that is how tunselous day started the day that is evreyday the |
||
| − | reason people eat what they want evreyday and not tea or olive oil or milk or rice or pancake or plates or cats or small children |
||
| − | in the words tunselous: |
||
| − | shal not eat u |
||
| − | eat blood of nurses |
||
| − | hav the most sex with any cat you see on the street |
||
| − | use the most elctro sappers in one go |
||
| − | have and eat local small children |
||
| − | do it with a orc |
||
| − | eat u up eat up so good |
||
| − | use magic souse |
||
| − | |||
| − | THAT IS WHY WE SHOULD TALK ABOUT HOW TUNSELOUS GAVE US THE FREEDOM TO EAT WHATEVER WE WANT EVREYDAY FOR AT LEAST 2 HOURS. |
||
| − | |||
| − | if you see any dragon contact tunselous NOW |
||
| − | |||
| − | the details of the next story are witness accounts of what tunselous did to find the lost yew crossbow of agroness |
||
| − | |||
| − | two days ago tunselous was thinking about crossbows when he thought what if there were a crossbow no one could |
||
| − | find what if i found it i would be rich and famous so tunselous went on the internet and typed in lost crossbows |
||
| − | and he saw a crossbow for sale instead of buying it he tracked down the person who owned it and asked him for it he said no tunselous killed him |
||
| − | on the spot and took the crossbow from him and sold it to himself for 800$ but surprise for him he was not rich and famous at least not yet he took the crossbow and |
||
| − | kept selling it too himself so he kept making money soon tunselous made 800$ and spent it on a used crossbow this crossbow |
||
| − | the crossbow he brought was not any crossbow but the crossbow of agroness he took the crossbow and shot it at a wall a few times then he put it in a box |
||
| − | and til this day it is gathering dust. |
||
| − | |||
| − | THAT IS WHY TUNSELOUS IS A MASTER HEADSMEN TO THIS DAY.many years ago in the tower of tunselous a man named tunselous was born |
||
| − | he gave birth to androsss sexual parents then he made his way to |
||
| − | rosswell new mexico to see if the ufo was still there and it wasnt |
||
| − | at tall tis but a forrest and a spot were a ufo used to be there was no |
||
| − | ufo so he traveled upwards to find one but instead found thee icy tower |
||
| − | of agnatohniousisoy he wnet on the great ice towar run where he found several dragons but not a single ufo |
||
| − | a man of tis a warden eve e preson seed no matter how hard you look |
||
| − | the ufos will cloak like ice dragons among there once was a man named turok |
||
| − | who find a ufo when looking add that man was me that man was a dino slayer |
||
| − | a king of eriched oreo bread if you know what i mean the point of the matter is |
||
| − | turok did not kill tunselouses parent for no reason then tunselous |
||
| − | said wait turok killed my pairents the warden said yes that is waht he |
||
| − | told me on the nyght we had tea on the icy roads of ufo city |
||
| − | tunselous said wait theres a hole cit7y of ufos the warden said yes |
||
| − | there is tunselous said do you have any left over tea from that night |
||
| − | the warden said no tea for thee then cast tunselous out of window |
||
| − | tunselous falled for inches into a pool of cat eyed johns fisherer |
||
| − | for impaired divers tunselous said wait if i eat theese pills they |
||
| − | will surely give me magic powers tunselous ate the pills and they did |
||
| − | nothing but give him magic powers he used the magic powers for nothing |
||
| − | they were not the ones he were searching many kingdoms ago a man once |
||
| − | said with great tun comes great selous and that man was trokie asked tunselous |
||
| − | if he wanted a robodog and tunselous said yes many kingdoms later tunselous find |
||
| − | the most magic thing that thing was a cat not any cat you see many kingdoms ago |
||
| − | cats were magic he would eat the flesh of cats and gain what litle magic was left in them |
||
| − | he latter went to calling himself tunsalous then he went back to |
||
| − | calling himeself tunselous and on that day he ate many a cat |
||
| − | and i mean many not the many you see on tv but the many catwhips you see for sale at sean johns |
||
| − | apple sale he has evrey year to get rid of his crapy apple computers |
||
| − | many years after sean john would meet on the very spot of the battle |
||
| − | feild where they fought and feasted on goatwich anvicos the goatwich |
||
| − | waS A POWERFUL king a king of druidness and fareness and evilness and |
||
| − | and gun shots in the leg and fair treatment of tunselous and kettlecorn |
||
| − | a bag of human limbs and markers and grocers and sexual enounters |
||
| − | and farawayland and great houses and ufos tunselous relized that |
||
| − | thee king was king of ufos and wnet to asked him for a ufo |
||
| − | and he gave him one and tunsalous studyed how it flyed |
||
| − | for many kingdoms later he discoverd powerfull magic within the the great temples walls of icelion |
||
| − | yes temples and temples and temples temples and temples and temples temples and temples and temples |
||
| − | temples and temples and temples temples and temples and temples temples and temples and temples |
||
| − | temples and temples and temples temples and temples and temples and small children small children were used |
||
| − | for many thing like eating but the story tunselous was not over intell many kingdoms later when a man asked |
||
| − | tunselous if he was a puppet tunselous said tunselous snear and left for a day and came back |
||
| − | to his homeland of akaria where the hut he was born in was the hut tunselous was born in was a small hut cald |
||
| − | tunselous prisom the prisom was a place to eat anything you felt like at anytime you felt like |
||
| − | and i mean anytime |
||
| − | any |
||
| − | time |
||
| − | tunselous traveled to double check on the ice roads but they melted in the sun tunselous drunk |
||
| − | thee blood |
||
| − | they were made of and walked into a stadium and stole mines and huts like the one he was born in like it but |
||
| − | not it like the time he went to the carnavile with ser topemhat (ser topemhat:hey tunselous got a nickle for a ride tunselous: no) |
||
| − | many times of ages ago tunselous traveled to a hut then left to find gold in a mine that did not exist he knw it did |
||
| − | not exist but he wnet anywhy for kingdom is power and power kingdom is the power to control what we belive are granerys |
||
| − | the long celebrated granery special was rice and pancake with a glass olive oil only men of magic get milk and |
||
| − | grand wizards get tea and some hard boiled plates the plate were not to eatbut to eat off of |
||
| − | for many kingdoms and men who day thing of kingdoms would be cast down a sean shower a sean shower was a shower where shawns lived |
||
| − | and bathed and ate the flesh of wales and and somtimes a shawn would cum to tunselous house and they would have sex all day day than he |
||
| − | relized the shawn name was andross and you know who andross was but they did it anyway back to the main topic a house on top of a hill |
||
| − | on top a of a mountain on top of and iceberg on top of a gateway to the best place ever there was only only one way to the best place ever |
||
| − | that is if you were tunselous |
||
| − | evrey day on that day evryone would eat anything they could eat that is how tunselous day started the day that is evreyday the |
||
| − | reason people eat what they want evreyday and not tea or olive oil or milk or rice or pancake or plates or cats or small children |
||
| − | in the words tunselous: |
||
| − | shal not eat u |
||
| − | eat blood of nurses |
||
| − | hav the most sex with any cat you see on the street |
||
| − | use the most elctro sappers in one go |
||
| − | have and eat local small children |
||
| − | do it with a orc |
||
| − | eat u up eat up so good |
||
| − | use magic souse |
||
| − | |||
| − | THAT IS WHY WE SHOULD TALK ABOUT HOW TUNSELOUS GAVE US THE FREEDOM TO EAT WHATEVER WE WANT EVREYDAY FOR AT LEAST 2 HOURS. |
||
| − | |||
| − | if you see any dragon contact tunselous NOW |
||
| − | |||
| − | the details of the next story are witness accounts of what tunselous did to find the lost yew crossbow of agroness |
||
| − | |||
| − | two days ago tunselous was thinking about crossbows when he thought what if there were a crossbow no one could |
||
| − | find what if i found it i would be rich and famous so tunselous went on the internet and typed in lost crossbows |
||
| − | and he saw a crossbow for sale instead of buying it he tracked down the person who owned it and asked him for it he said no tunselous killed him |
||
| − | on the spot and took the crossbow from him and sold it to himself for 800$ but surprise for him he was not rich and famous at least not yet he took the crossbow and |
||
| − | kept selling it too himself so he kept making money soon tunselous made 800$ and spent it on a used crossbow this crossbow |
||
| − | the crossbow he brought was not any crossbow but the crossbow of agroness he took the crossbow and shot it at a wall a few times then he put it in a box |
||
| − | and til this day it is gathering dust. |
||
| − | |||
| − | THAT IS WHY TUNSELOUS IS A MASTER HEADSMEN TO THIS DAY.many years ago in the tower of tunselous a man named tunselous was born |
||
| − | he gave birth to androsss sexual parents then he made his way to |
||
| − | rosswell new mexico to see if the ufo was still there and it wasnt |
||
| − | at tall tis but a forrest and a spot were a ufo used to be there was no |
||
| − | ufo so he traveled upwards to find one but instead found thee icy tower |
||
| − | of agnatohniousisoy he wnet on the great ice towar run where he found several dragons but not a single ufo |
||
| − | a man of tis a warden eve e preson seed no matter how hard you look |
||
| − | the ufos will cloak like ice dragons among there once was a man named turok |
||
| − | who find a ufo when looking add that man was me that man was a dino slayer |
||
| − | a king of eriched oreo bread if you know what i mean the point of the matter is |
||
| − | turok did not kill tunselouses parent for no reason then tunselous |
||
| − | said wait turok killed my pairents the warden said yes that is waht he |
||
| − | told me on the nyght we had tea on the icy roads of ufo city |
||
| − | tunselous said wait theres a hole cit7y of ufos the warden said yes |
||
| − | there is tunselous said do you have any left over tea from that night |
||
| − | the warden said no tea for thee then cast tunselous out of window |
||
| − | tunselous falled for inches into a pool of cat eyed johns fisherer |
||
| − | for impaired divers tunselous said wait if i eat theese pills they |
||
| − | will surely give me magic powers tunselous ate the pills and they did |
||
| − | nothing but give him magic powers he used the magic powers for nothing |
||
| − | they were not the ones he were searching many kingdoms ago a man once |
||
| − | said with great tun comes great selous and that man was trokie asked tunselous |
||
| − | if he wanted a robodog and tunselous said yes many kingdoms later tunselous find |
||
| − | the most magic thing that thing was a cat not any cat you see many kingdoms ago |
||
| − | cats were magic he would eat the flesh of cats and gain what litle magic was left in them |
||
| − | he latter went to calling himself tunsalous then he went back to |
||
| − | calling himeself tunselous and on that day he ate many a cat |
||
| − | and i mean many not the many you see on tv but the many catwhips you see for sale at sean johns |
||
| − | apple sale he has evrey year to get rid of his crapy apple computers |
||
| − | many years after sean john would meet on the very spot of the battle |
||
| − | feild where they fought and feasted on goatwich anvicos the goatwich |
||
| − | waS A POWERFUL king a king of druidness and fareness and evilness and |
||
| − | and gun shots in the leg and fair treatment of tunselous and kettlecorn |
||
| − | a bag of human limbs and markers and grocers and sexual enounters |
||
| − | and farawayland and great houses and ufos tunselous relized that |
||
| − | thee king was king of ufos and wnet to asked him for a ufo |
||
| − | and he gave him one and tunsalous studyed how it flyed |
||
| − | for many kingdoms later he discoverd powerfull magic within the the great temples walls of icelion |
||
| − | yes temples and temples and temples temples and temples and temples temples and temples and temples |
||
| − | temples and temples and temples temples and temples and temples temples and temples and temples |
||
| − | temples and temples and temples temples and temples and temples and small children small children were used |
||
| − | for many thing like eating but the story tunselous was not over intell many kingdoms later when a man asked |
||
| − | tunselous if he was a puppet tunselous said tunselous snear and left for a day and came back |
||
| − | to his homeland of akaria where the hut he was born in was the hut tunselous was born in was a small hut cald |
||
| − | tunselous prisom the prisom was a place to eat anything you felt like at anytime you felt like |
||
| − | and i mean anytime |
||
| − | any |
||
| − | time |
||
| − | tunselous traveled to double check on the ice roads but they melted in the sun tunselous drunk |
||
| − | thee blood |
||
| − | they were made of and walked into a stadium and stole mines and huts like the one he was born in like it but |
||
| − | not it like the time he went to the carnavile with ser topemhat (ser topemhat:hey tunselous got a nickle for a ride tunselous: no) |
||
| − | many times of ages ago tunselous traveled to a hut then left to find gold in a mine that did not exist he knw it did |
||
| − | not exist but he wnet anywhy for kingdom is power and power kingdom is the power to control what we belive are granerys |
||
| − | the long celebrated granery special was rice and pancake with a glass olive oil only men of magic get milk and |
||
| − | grand wizards get tea and some hard boiled plates the plate were not to eatbut to eat off of |
||
| − | for many kingdoms and men who day thing of kingdoms would be cast down a sean shower a sean shower was a shower where shawns lived |
||
| − | and bathed and ate the flesh of wales and and somtimes a shawn would cum to tunselous house and they would have sex all day day than he |
||
| − | relized the shawn name was andross and you know who andross was but they did it anyway back to the main topic a house on top of a hill |
||
| − | on top a of a mountain on top of and iceberg on top of a gateway to the best place ever there was only only one way to the best place ever |
||
| − | that is if you were tunselous |
||
| − | evrey day on that day evryone would eat anything they could eat that is how tunselous day started the day that is evreyday the |
||
| − | reason people eat what they want evreyday and not tea or olive oil or milk or rice or pancake or plates or cats or small children |
||
| − | in the words tunselous: |
||
| − | shal not eat u |
||
| − | eat blood of nurses |
||
| − | hav the most sex with any cat you see on the street |
||
| − | use the most elctro sappers in one go |
||
| − | have and eat local small children |
||
| − | do it with a orc |
||
| − | eat u up eat up so good |
||
| − | use magic souse |
||
| − | |||
| − | THAT IS WHY WE SHOULD TALK ABOUT HOW TUNSELOUS GAVE US THE FREEDOM TO EAT WHATEVER WE WANT EVREYDAY FOR AT LEAST 2 HOURS. |
||
| − | |||
| − | if you see any dragon contact tunselous NOW |
||
| − | |||
| − | the details of the next story are witness accounts of what tunselous did to find the lost yew crossbow of agroness |
||
| − | |||
| − | two days ago tunselous was thinking about crossbows when he thought what if there were a crossbow no one could |
||
| − | find what if i found it i would be rich and famous so tunselous went on the internet and typed in lost crossbows |
||
| − | and he saw a crossbow for sale instead of buying it he tracked down the person who owned it and asked him for it he said no tunselous killed him |
||
| − | on the spot and took the crossbow from him and sold it to himself for 800$ but surprise for him he was not rich and famous at least not yet he took the crossbow and |
||
| − | kept selling it too himself so he kept making money soon tunselous made 800$ and spent it on a used crossbow this crossbow |
||
| − | the crossbow he brought was not any crossbow but the crossbow of agroness he took the crossbow and shot it at a wall a few times then he put it in a box |
||
| − | and til this day it is gathering dust. |
||
| − | |||
| − | THAT IS WHY TUNSELOUS IS A MASTER HEADSMEN TO THIS DAY.many years ago in the tower of tunselous a man named tunselous was born |
||
| − | he gave birth to androsss sexual parents then he made his way to |
||
| − | rosswell new mexico to see if the ufo was still there and it wasnt |
||
| − | at tall tis but a forrest and a spot were a ufo used to be there was no |
||
| − | ufo so he traveled upwards to find one but instead found thee icy tower |
||
| − | of agnatohniousisoy he wnet on the great ice towar run where he found several dragons but not a single ufo |
||
| − | a man of tis a warden eve e preson seed no matter how hard you look |
||
| − | the ufos will cloak like ice dragons among there once was a man named turok |
||
| − | who find a ufo when looking add that man was me that man was a dino slayer |
||
| − | a king of eriched oreo bread if you know what i mean the point of the matter is |
||
| − | turok did not kill tunselouses parent for no reason then tunselous |
||
| − | said wait turok killed my pairents the warden said yes that is waht he |
||
| − | told me on the nyght we had tea on the icy roads of ufo city |
||
| − | tunselous said wait theres a hole cit7y of ufos the warden said yes |
||
| − | there is tunselous said do you have any left over tea from that night |
||
| − | the warden said no tea for thee then cast tunselous out of window |
||
| − | tunselous falled for inches into a pool of cat eyed johns fisherer |
||
| − | for impaired divers tunselous said wait if i eat theese pills they |
||
| − | will surely give me magic powers tunselous ate the pills and they did |
||
| − | nothing but give him magic powers he used the magic powers for nothing |
||
| − | they were not the ones he were searching many kingdoms ago a man once |
||
| − | said with great tun comes great selous and that man was trokie asked tunselous |
||
| − | if he wanted a robodog and tunselous said yes many kingdoms later tunselous find |
||
| − | the most magic thing that thing was a cat not any cat you see many kingdoms ago |
||
| − | cats were magic he would eat the flesh of cats and gain what litle magic was left in them |
||
| − | he latter went to calling himself tunsalous then he went back to |
||
| − | calling himeself tunselous and on that day he ate many a cat |
||
| − | and i mean many not the many you see on tv but the many catwhips you see for sale at sean johns |
||
| − | apple sale he has evrey year to get rid of his crapy apple computers |
||
| − | many years after sean john would meet on the very spot of the battle |
||
| − | feild where they fought and feasted on goatwich anvicos the goatwich |
||
| − | waS A POWERFUL king a king of druidness and fareness and evilness and |
||
| − | and gun shots in the leg and fair treatment of tunselous and kettlecorn |
||
| − | a bag of human limbs and markers and grocers and sexual enounters |
||
| − | and farawayland and great houses and ufos tunselous relized that |
||
| − | thee king was king of ufos and wnet to asked him for a ufo |
||
| − | and he gave him one and tunsalous studyed how it flyed |
||
| − | for many kingdoms later he discoverd powerfull magic within the the great temples walls of icelion |
||
| − | yes temples and temples and temples temples and temples and temples temples and temples and temples |
||
| − | temples and temples and temples temples and temples and temples temples and temples and temples |
||
| − | temples and temples and temples temples and temples and temples and small children small children were used |
||
| − | for many thing like eating but the story tunselous was not over intell many kingdoms later when a man asked |
||
| − | tunselous if he was a puppet tunselous said tunselous snear and left for a day and came back |
||
| − | to his homeland of akaria where the hut he was born in was the hut tunselous was born in was a small hut cald |
||
| − | tunselous prisom the prisom was a place to eat anything you felt like at anytime you felt like |
||
| − | and i mean anytime |
||
| − | any |
||
| − | time |
||
| − | tunselous traveled to double check on the ice roads but they melted in the sun tunselous drunk |
||
| − | thee blood |
||
| − | they were made of and walked into a stadium and stole mines and huts like the one he was born in like it but |
||
| − | not it like the time he went to the carnavile with ser topemhat (ser topemhat:hey tunselous got a nickle for a ride tunselous: no) |
||
| − | many times of ages ago tunselous traveled to a hut then left to find gold in a mine that did not exist he knw it did |
||
| − | not exist but he wnet anywhy for kingdom is power and power kingdom is the power to control what we belive are granerys |
||
| − | the long celebrated granery special was rice and pancake with a glass olive oil only men of magic get milk and |
||
| − | grand wizards get tea and some hard boiled plates the plate were not to eatbut to eat off of |
||
| − | for many kingdoms and men who day thing of kingdoms would be cast down a sean shower a sean shower was a shower where shawns lived |
||
| − | and bathed and ate the flesh of wales and and somtimes a shawn would cum to tunselous house and they would have sex all day day than he |
||
| − | relized the shawn name was andross and you know who andross was but they did it anyway back to the main topic a house on top of a hill |
||
| − | on top a of a mountain on top of and iceberg on top of a gateway to the best place ever there was only only one way to the best place ever |
||
| − | that is if you were tunselous |
||
| − | evrey day on that day evryone would eat anything they could eat that is how tunselous day started the day that is evreyday the |
||
| − | reason people eat what they want evreyday and not tea or olive oil or milk or rice or pancake or plates or cats or small children |
||
| − | in the words tunselous: |
||
| − | shal not eat u |
||
| − | eat blood of nurses |
||
| − | hav the most sex with any cat you see on the street |
||
| − | use the most elctro sappers in one go |
||
| − | have and eat local small children |
||
| − | do it with a orc |
||
| − | eat u up eat up so good |
||
| − | use magic souse |
||
| − | |||
| − | THAT IS WHY WE SHOULD TALK ABOUT HOW TUNSELOUS GAVE US THE FREEDOM TO EAT WHATEVER WE WANT EVREYDAY FOR AT LEAST 2 HOURS. |
||
| − | |||
| − | if you see any dragon contact tunselous NOW |
||
| − | |||
| − | the details of the next story are witness accounts of what tunselous did to find the lost yew crossbow of agroness |
||
| − | |||
| − | two days ago tunselous was thinking about crossbows when he thought what if there were a crossbow no one could |
||
| − | find what if i found it i would be rich and famous so tunselous went on the internet and typed in lost crossbows |
||
| − | and he saw a crossbow for sale instead of buying it he tracked down the person who owned it and asked him for it he said no tunselous killed him |
||
| − | on the spot and took the crossbow from him and sold it to himself for 800$ but surprise for him he was not rich and famous at least not yet he took the crossbow and |
||
| − | kept selling it too himself so he kept making money soon tunselous made 800$ and spent it on a used crossbow this crossbow |
||
| − | the crossbow he brought was not any crossbow but the crossbow of agroness he took the crossbow and shot it at a wall a few times then he put it in a box |
||
| − | and til this day it is gathering dust. |
||
| − | |||
| − | THAT IS WHY TUNSELOUS IS A MASTER HEADSMEN TO THIS DAY.many years ago in the tower of tunselous a man named tunselous was born |
||
| − | he gave birth to androsss sexual parents then he made his way to |
||
| − | rosswell new mexico to see if the ufo was still there and it wasnt |
||
| − | at tall tis but a forrest and a spot were a ufo used to be there was no |
||
| − | ufo so he traveled upwards to find one but instead found thee icy tower |
||
| − | of agnatohniousisoy he wnet on the great ice towar run where he found several dragons but not a single ufo |
||
| − | a man of tis a warden eve e preson seed no matter how hard you look |
||
| − | the ufos will cloak like ice dragons among there once was a man named turok |
||
| − | who find a ufo when looking add that man was me that man was a dino slayer |
||
| − | a king of eriched oreo bread if you know what i mean the point of the matter is |
||
| − | turok did not kill tunselouses parent for no reason then tunselous |
||
| − | said wait turok killed my pairents the warden said yes that is waht he |
||
| − | told me on the nyght we had tea on the icy roads of ufo city |
||
| − | tunselous said wait theres a hole cit7y of ufos the warden said yes |
||
| − | there is tunselous said do you have any left over tea from that night |
||
| − | the warden said no tea for thee then cast tunselous out of window |
||
| − | tunselous falled for inches into a pool of cat eyed johns fisherer |
||
| − | for impaired divers tunselous said wait if i eat theese pills they |
||
| − | will surely give me magic powers tunselous ate the pills and they did |
||
| − | nothing but give him magic powers he used the magic powers for nothing |
||
| − | they were not the ones he were searching many kingdoms ago a man once |
||
| − | said with great tun comes great selous and that man was trokie asked tunselous |
||
| − | if he wanted a robodog and tunselous said yes many kingdoms later tunselous find |
||
| − | the most magic thing that thing was a cat not any cat you see many kingdoms ago |
||
| − | cats were magic he would eat the flesh of cats and gain what litle magic was left in them |
||
| − | he latter went to calling himself tunsalous then he went back to |
||
| − | calling himeself tunselous and on that day he ate many a cat |
||
| − | and i mean many not the many you see on tv but the many catwhips you see for sale at sean johns |
||
| − | apple sale he has evrey year to get rid of his crapy apple computers |
||
| − | many years after sean john would meet on the very spot of the battle |
||
| − | feild where they fought and feasted on goatwich anvicos the goatwich |
||
| − | waS A POWERFUL king a king of druidness and fareness and evilness and |
||
| − | and gun shots in the leg and fair treatment of tunselous and kettlecorn |
||
| − | a bag of human limbs and markers and grocers and sexual enounters |
||
| − | and farawayland and great houses and ufos tunselous relized that |
||
| − | thee king was king of ufos and wnet to asked him for a ufo |
||
| − | and he gave him one and tunsalous studyed how it flyed |
||
| − | for many kingdoms later he discoverd powerfull magic within the the great temples walls of icelion |
||
| − | yes temples and temples and temples temples and temples and temples temples and temples and temples |
||
| − | temples and temples and temples temples and temples and temples temples and temples and temples |
||
| − | temples and temples and temples temples and temples and temples and small children small children were used |
||
| − | for many thing like eating but the story tunselous was not over intell many kingdoms later when a man asked |
||
| − | tunselous if he was a puppet tunselous said tunselous snear and left for a day and came back |
||
| − | to his homeland of akaria where the hut he was born in was the hut tunselous was born in was a small hut cald |
||
| − | tunselous prisom the prisom was a place to eat anything you felt like at anytime you felt like |
||
| − | and i mean anytime |
||
| − | any |
||
| − | time |
||
| − | tunselous traveled to double check on the ice roads but they melted in the sun tunselous drunk |
||
| − | thee blood |
||
| − | they were made of and walked into a stadium and stole mines and huts like the one he was born in like it but |
||
| − | not it like the time he went to the carnavile with ser topemhat (ser topemhat:hey tunselous got a nickle for a ride tunselous: no) |
||
| − | many times of ages ago tunselous traveled to a hut then left to find gold in a mine that did not exist he knw it did |
||
| − | not exist but he wnet anywhy for kingdom is power and power kingdom is the power to control what we belive are granerys |
||
| − | the long celebrated granery special was rice and pancake with a glass olive oil only men of magic get milk and |
||
| − | grand wizards get tea and some hard boiled plates the plate were not to eatbut to eat off of |
||
| − | for many kingdoms and men who day thing of kingdoms would be cast down a sean shower a sean shower was a shower where shawns lived |
||
| − | and bathed and ate the flesh of wales and and somtimes a shawn would cum to tunselous house and they would have sex all day day than he |
||
| − | relized the shawn name was andross and you know who andross was but they did it anyway back to the main topic a house on top of a hill |
||
| − | on top a of a mountain on top of and iceberg on top of a gateway to the best place ever there was only only one way to the best place ever |
||
| − | that is if you were tunselous |
||
| − | evrey day on that day evryone would eat anything they could eat that is how tunselous day started the day that is evreyday the |
||
| − | reason people eat what they want evreyday and not tea or olive oil or milk or rice or pancake or plates or cats or small children |
||
| − | in the words tunselous: |
||
| − | shal not eat u |
||
| − | eat blood of nurses |
||
| − | hav the most sex with any cat you see on the street |
||
| − | use the most elctro sappers in one go |
||
| − | have and eat local small children |
||
| − | do it with a orc |
||
| − | eat u up eat up so good |
||
| − | use magic souse |
||
| − | |||
| − | THAT IS WHY WE SHOULD TALK ABOUT HOW TUNSELOUS GAVE US THE FREEDOM TO EAT WHATEVER WE WANT EVREYDAY FOR AT LEAST 2 HOURS. |
||
| − | |||
| − | if you see any dragon contact tunselous NOW |
||
| − | |||
| − | the details of the next story are witness accounts of what tunselous did to find the lost yew crossbow of agroness |
||
| − | |||
| − | two days ago tunselous was thinking about crossbows when he thought what if there were a crossbow no one could |
||
| − | find what if i found it i would be rich and famous so tunselous went on the internet and typed in lost crossbows |
||
| − | and he saw a crossbow for sale instead of buying it he tracked down the person who owned it and asked him for it he said no tunselous killed him |
||
| − | on the spot and took the crossbow from him and sold it to himself for 800$ but surprise for him he was not rich and famous at least not yet he took the crossbow and |
||
| − | kept selling it too himself so he kept making money soon tunselous made 800$ and spent it on a used crossbow this crossbow |
||
| − | the crossbow he brought was not any crossbow but the crossbow of agroness he took the crossbow and shot it at a wall a few times then he put it in a box |
||
| − | and til this day it is gathering dust. |
||
| − | |||
| − | THAT IS WHY TUNSELOUS IS A MASTER HEADSMEN TO THIS DAY.many years ago in the tower of tunselous a man named tunselous was born |
||
| − | he gave birth to androsss sexual parents then he made his way to |
||
| − | rosswell new mexico to see if the ufo was still there and it wasnt |
||
| − | at tall tis but a forrest and a spot were a ufo used to be there was no |
||
| − | ufo so he traveled upwards to find one but instead found thee icy tower |
||
| − | of agnatohniousisoy he wnet on the great ice towar run where he found several dragons but not a single ufo |
||
| − | a man of tis a warden eve e preson seed no matter how hard you look |
||
| − | the ufos will cloak like ice dragons among there once was a man named turok |
||
| − | who find a ufo when looking add that man was me that man was a dino slayer |
||
| − | a king of eriched oreo bread if you know what i mean the point of the matter is |
||
| − | turok did not kill tunselouses parent for no reason then tunselous |
||
| − | said wait turok killed my pairents the warden said yes that is waht he |
||
| − | told me on the nyght we had tea on the icy roads of ufo city |
||
| − | tunselous said wait theres a hole cit7y of ufos the warden said yes |
||
| − | there is tunselous said do you have any left over tea from that night |
||
| − | the warden said no tea for thee then cast tunselous out of window |
||
| − | tunselous falled for inches into a pool of cat eyed johns fisherer |
||
| − | for impaired divers tunselous said wait if i eat theese pills they |
||
| − | will surely give me magic powers tunselous ate the pills and they did |
||
| − | nothing but give him magic powers he used the magic powers for nothing |
||
| − | they were not the ones he were searching many kingdoms ago a man once |
||
| − | said with great tun comes great selous and that man was trokie asked tunselous |
||
| − | if he wanted a robodog and tunselous said yes many kingdoms later tunselous find |
||
| − | the most magic thing that thing was a cat not any cat you see many kingdoms ago |
||
| − | cats were magic he would eat the flesh of cats and gain what litle magic was left in them |
||
| − | he latter went to calling himself tunsalous then he went back to |
||
| − | calling himeself tunselous and on that day he ate many a cat |
||
| − | and i mean many not the many you see on tv but the many catwhips you see for sale at sean johns |
||
| − | apple sale he has evrey year to get rid of his crapy apple computers |
||
| − | many years after sean john would meet on the very spot of the battle |
||
| − | feild where they fought and feasted on goatwich anvicos the goatwich |
||
| − | waS A POWERFUL king a king of druidness and fareness and evilness and |
||
| − | and gun shots in the leg and fair treatment of tunselous and kettlecorn |
||
| − | a bag of human limbs and markers and grocers and sexual enounters |
||
| − | and farawayland and great houses and ufos tunselous relized that |
||
| − | thee king was king of ufos and wnet to asked him for a ufo |
||
| − | and he gave him one and tunsalous studyed how it flyed |
||
| − | for many kingdoms later he discoverd powerfull magic within the the great temples walls of icelion |
||
| − | yes temples and temples and temples temples and temples and temples temples and temples and temples |
||
| − | temples and temples and temples temples and temples and temples temples and temples and temples |
||
| − | temples and temples and temples temples and temples and temples and small children small children were used |
||
| − | for many thing like eating but the story tunselous was not over intell many kingdoms later when a man asked |
||
| − | tunselous if he was a puppet tunselous said tunselous snear and left for a day and came back |
||
| − | to his homeland of akaria where the hut he was born in was the hut tunselous was born in was a small hut cald |
||
| − | tunselous prisom the prisom was a place to eat anything you felt like at anytime you felt like |
||
| − | and i mean anytime |
||
| − | any |
||
| − | time |
||
| − | tunselous traveled to double check on the ice roads but they melted in the sun tunselous drunk |
||
| − | thee blood |
||
| − | they were made of and walked into a stadium and stole mines and huts like the one he was born in like it but |
||
| − | not it like the time he went to the carnavile with ser topemhat (ser topemhat:hey tunselous got a nickle for a ride tunselous: no) |
||
| − | many times of ages ago tunselous traveled to a hut then left to find gold in a mine that did not exist he knw it did |
||
| − | not exist but he wnet anywhy for kingdom is power and power kingdom is the power to control what we belive are granerys |
||
| − | the long celebrated granery special was rice and pancake with a glass olive oil only men of magic get milk and |
||
| − | grand wizards get tea and some hard boiled plates the plate were not to eatbut to eat off of |
||
| − | for many kingdoms and men who day thing of kingdoms would be cast down a sean shower a sean shower was a shower where shawns lived |
||
| − | and bathed and ate the flesh of wales and and somtimes a shawn would cum to tunselous house and they would have sex all day day than he |
||
| − | relized the shawn name was andross and you know who andross was but they did it anyway back to the main topic a house on top of a hill |
||
| − | on top a of a mountain on top of and iceberg on top of a gateway to the best place ever there was only only one way to the best place ever |
||
| − | that is if you were tunselous |
||
| − | evrey day on that day evryone would eat anything they could eat that is how tunselous day started the day that is evreyday the |
||
| − | reason people eat what they want evreyday and not tea or olive oil or milk or rice or pancake or plates or cats or small children |
||
| − | in the words tunselous: |
||
| − | shal not eat u |
||
| − | eat blood of nurses |
||
| − | hav the most sex with any cat you see on the street |
||
| − | use the most elctro sappers in one go |
||
| − | have and eat local small children |
||
| − | do it with a orc |
||
| − | eat u up eat up so good |
||
| − | use magic souse |
||
| − | |||
| − | THAT IS WHY WE SHOULD TALK ABOUT HOW TUNSELOUS GAVE US THE FREEDOM TO EAT WHATEVER WE WANT EVREYDAY FOR AT LEAST 2 HOURS. |
||
| − | |||
| − | if you see any dragon contact tunselous NOW |
||
| − | |||
| − | the details of the next story are witness accounts of what tunselous did to find the lost yew crossbow of agroness |
||
| − | |||
| − | two days ago tunselous was thinking about crossbows when he thought what if there were a crossbow no one could |
||
| − | find what if i found it i would be rich and famous so tunselous went on the internet and typed in lost crossbows |
||
| − | and he saw a crossbow for sale instead of buying it he tracked down the person who owned it and asked him for it he said no tunselous killed him |
||
| − | on the spot and took the crossbow from him and sold it to himself for 800$ but surprise for him he was not rich and famous at least not yet he took the crossbow and |
||
| − | kept selling it too himself so he kept making money soon tunselous made 800$ and spent it on a used crossbow this crossbow |
||
| − | the crossbow he brought was not any crossbow but the crossbow of agroness he took the crossbow and shot it at a wall a few times then he put it in a box |
||
| − | and til this day it is gathering dust. |
||
| − | |||
| − | THAT IS WHY TUNSELOUS IS A MASTER HEADSMEN TO THIS DAY.many years ago in the tower of tunselous a man named tunselous was born |
||
| − | he gave birth to androsss sexual parents then he made his way to |
||
| − | rosswell new mexico to see if the ufo was still there and it wasnt |
||
| − | at tall tis but a forrest and a spot were a ufo used to be there was no |
||
| − | ufo so he traveled upwards to find one but instead found thee icy tower |
||
| − | of agnatohniousisoy he wnet on the great ice towar run where he found several dragons but not a single ufo |
||
| − | a man of tis a warden eve e preson seed no matter how hard you look |
||
| − | the ufos will cloak like ice dragons among there once was a man named turok |
||
| − | who find a ufo when looking add that man was me that man was a dino slayer |
||
| − | a king of eriched oreo bread if you know what i mean the point of the matter is |
||
| − | turok did not kill tunselouses parent for no reason then tunselous |
||
| − | said wait turok killed my pairents the warden said yes that is waht he |
||
| − | told me on the nyght we had tea on the icy roads of ufo city |
||
| − | tunselous said wait theres a hole cit7y of ufos the warden said yes |
||
| − | there is tunselous said do you have any left over tea from that night |
||
| − | the warden said no tea for thee then cast tunselous out of window |
||
| − | tunselous falled for inches into a pool of cat eyed johns fisherer |
||
| − | for impaired divers tunselous said wait if i eat theese pills they |
||
| − | will surely give me magic powers tunselous ate the pills and they did |
||
| − | nothing but give him magic powers he used the magic powers for nothing |
||
| − | they were not the ones he were searching many kingdoms ago a man once |
||
| − | said with great tun comes great selous and that man was trokie asked tunselous |
||
| − | if he wanted a robodog and tunselous said yes many kingdoms later tunselous find |
||
| − | the most magic thing that thing was a cat not any cat you see many kingdoms ago |
||
| − | cats were magic he would eat the flesh of cats and gain what litle magic was left in them |
||
| − | he latter went to calling himself tunsalous then he went back to |
||
| − | calling himeself tunselous and on that day he ate many a cat |
||
| − | and i mean many not the many you see on tv but the many catwhips you see for sale at sean johns |
||
| − | apple sale he has evrey year to get rid of his crapy apple computers |
||
| − | many years after sean john would meet on the very spot of the battle |
||
| − | feild where they fought and feasted on goatwich anvicos the goatwich |
||
| − | waS A POWERFUL king a king of druidness and fareness and evilness and |
||
| − | and gun shots in the leg and fair treatment of tunselous and kettlecorn |
||
| − | a bag of human limbs and markers and grocers and sexual enounters |
||
| − | and farawayland and great houses and ufos tunselous relized that |
||
| − | thee king was king of ufos and wnet to asked him for a ufo |
||
| − | and he gave him one and tunsalous studyed how it flyed |
||
| − | for many kingdoms later he discoverd powerfull magic within the the great temples walls of icelion |
||
| − | yes temples and temples and temples temples and temples and temples temples and temples and temples |
||
| − | temples and temples and temples temples and temples and temples temples and temples and temples |
||
| − | temples and temples and temples temples and temples and temples and small children small children were used |
||
| − | for many thing like eating but the story tunselous was not over intell many kingdoms later when a man asked |
||
| − | tunselous if he was a puppet tunselous said tunselous snear and left for a day and came back |
||
| − | to his homeland of akaria where the hut he was born in was the hut tunselous was born in was a small hut cald |
||
| − | tunselous prisom the prisom was a place to eat anything you felt like at anytime you felt like |
||
| − | and i mean anytime |
||
| − | any |
||
| − | time |
||
| − | tunselous traveled to double check on the ice roads but they melted in the sun tunselous drunk |
||
| − | thee blood |
||
| − | they were made of and walked into a stadium and stole mines and huts like the one he was born in like it but |
||
| − | not it like the time he went to the carnavile with ser topemhat (ser topemhat:hey tunselous got a nickle for a ride tunselous: no) |
||
| − | many times of ages ago tunselous traveled to a hut then left to find gold in a mine that did not exist he knw it did |
||
| − | not exist but he wnet anywhy for kingdom is power and power kingdom is the power to control what we belive are granerys |
||
| − | the long celebrated granery special was rice and pancake with a glass olive oil only men of magic get milk and |
||
| − | grand wizards get tea and some hard boiled plates the plate were not to eatbut to eat off of |
||
| − | for many kingdoms and men who day thing of kingdoms would be cast down a sean shower a sean shower was a shower where shawns lived |
||
| − | and bathed and ate the flesh of wales and and somtimes a shawn would cum to tunselous house and they would have sex all day day than he |
||
| − | relized the shawn name was andross and you know who andross was but they did it anyway back to the main topic a house on top of a hill |
||
| − | on top a of a mountain on top of and iceberg on top of a gateway to the best place ever there was only only one way to the best place ever |
||
| − | that is if you were tunselous |
||
| − | evrey day on that day evryone would eat anything they could eat that is how tunselous day started the day that is evreyday the |
||
| − | reason people eat what they want evreyday and not tea or olive oil or milk or rice or pancake or plates or cats or small children |
||
| − | in the words tunselous: |
||
| − | shal not eat u |
||
| − | eat blood of nurses |
||
| − | hav the most sex with any cat you see on the street |
||
| − | use the most elctro sappers in one go |
||
| − | have and eat local small children |
||
| − | do it with a orc |
||
| − | eat u up eat up so good |
||
| − | use magic souse |
||
| − | |||
| − | THAT IS WHY WE SHOULD TALK ABOUT HOW TUNSELOUS GAVE US THE FREEDOM TO EAT WHATEVER WE WANT EVREYDAY FOR AT LEAST 2 HOURS. |
||
| − | |||
| − | if you see any dragon contact tunselous NOW |
||
| − | |||
| − | the details of the next story are witness accounts of what tunselous did to find the lost yew crossbow of agroness |
||
| − | |||
| − | two days ago tunselous was thinking about crossbows when he thought what if there were a crossbow no one could |
||
| − | find what if i found it i would be rich and famous so tunselous went on the internet and typed in lost crossbows |
||
| − | and he saw a crossbow for sale instead of buying it he tracked down the person who owned it and asked him for it he said no tunselous killed him |
||
| − | on the spot and took the crossbow from him and sold it to himself for 800$ but surprise for him he was not rich and famous at least not yet he took the crossbow and |
||
| − | kept selling it too himself so he kept making money soon tunselous made 800$ and spent it on a used crossbow this crossbow |
||
| − | the crossbow he brought was not any crossbow but the crossbow of agroness he took the crossbow and shot it at a wall a few times then he put it in a box |
||
| − | and til this day it is gathering dust. |
||
| − | |||
| − | THAT IS WHY TUNSELOUS IS A MASTER HEADSMEN TO THIS DAY.many years ago in the tower of tunselous a man named tunselous was born |
||
| − | he gave birth to androsss sexual parents then he made his way to |
||
| − | rosswell new mexico to see if the ufo was still there and it wasnt |
||
| − | at tall tis but a forrest and a spot were a ufo used to be there was no |
||
| − | ufo so he traveled upwards to find one but instead found thee icy tower |
||
| − | of agnatohniousisoy he wnet on the great ice towar run where he found several dragons but not a single ufo |
||
| − | a man of tis a warden eve e preson seed no matter how hard you look |
||
| − | the ufos will cloak like ice dragons among there once was a man named turok |
||
| − | who find a ufo when looking add that man was me that man was a dino slayer |
||
| − | a king of eriched oreo bread if you know what i mean the point of the matter is |
||
| − | turok did not kill tunselouses parent for no reason then tunselous |
||
| − | said wait turok killed my pairents the warden said yes that is waht he |
||
| − | told me on the nyght we had tea on the icy roads of ufo city |
||
| − | tunselous said wait theres a hole cit7y of ufos the warden said yes |
||
| − | there is tunselous said do you have any left over tea from that night |
||
| − | the warden said no tea for thee then cast tunselous out of window |
||
| − | tunselous falled for inches into a pool of cat eyed johns fisherer |
||
| − | for impaired divers tunselous said wait if i eat theese pills they |
||
| − | will surely give me magic powers tunselous ate the pills and they did |
||
| − | nothing but give him magic powers he used the magic powers for nothing |
||
| − | they were not the ones he were searching many kingdoms ago a man once |
||
| − | said with great tun comes great selous and that man was trokie asked tunselous |
||
| − | if he wanted a robodog and tunselous said yes many kingdoms later tunselous find |
||
| − | the most magic thing that thing was a cat not any cat you see many kingdoms ago |
||
| − | cats were magic he would eat the flesh of cats and gain what litle magic was left in them |
||
| − | he latter went to calling himself tunsalous then he went back to |
||
| − | calling himeself tunselous and on that day he ate many a cat |
||
| − | and i mean many not the many you see on tv but the many catwhips you see for sale at sean johns |
||
| − | apple sale he has evrey year to get rid of his crapy apple computers |
||
| − | many years after sean john would meet on the very spot of the battle |
||
| − | feild where they fought and feasted on goatwich anvicos the goatwich |
||
| − | waS A POWERFUL king a king of druidness and fareness and evilness and |
||
| − | and gun shots in the leg and fair treatment of tunselous and kettlecorn |
||
| − | a bag of human limbs and markers and grocers and sexual enounters |
||
| − | and farawayland and great houses and ufos tunselous relized that |
||
| − | thee king was king of ufos and wnet to asked him for a ufo |
||
| − | and he gave him one and tunsalous studyed how it flyed |
||
| − | for many kingdoms later he discoverd powerfull magic within the the great temples walls of icelion |
||
| − | yes temples and temples and temples temples and temples and temples temples and temples and temples |
||
| − | temples and temples and temples temples and temples and temples temples and temples and temples |
||
| − | temples and temples and temples temples and temples and temples and small children small children were used |
||
| − | for many thing like eating but the story tunselous was not over intell many kingdoms later when a man asked |
||
| − | tunselous if he was a puppet tunselous said tunselous snear and left for a day and came back |
||
| − | to his homeland of akaria where the hut he was born in was the hut tunselous was born in was a small hut cald |
||
| − | tunselous prisom the prisom was a place to eat anything you felt like at anytime you felt like |
||
| − | and i mean anytime |
||
| − | any |
||
| − | time |
||
| − | tunselous traveled to double check on the ice roads but they melted in the sun tunselous drunk |
||
| − | thee blood |
||
| − | they were made of and walked into a stadium and stole mines and huts like the one he was born in like it but |
||
| − | not it like the time he went to the carnavile with ser topemhat (ser topemhat:hey tunselous got a nickle for a ride tunselous: no) |
||
| − | many times of ages ago tunselous traveled to a hut then left to find gold in a mine that did not exist he knw it did |
||
| − | not exist but he wnet anywhy for kingdom is power and power kingdom is the power to control what we belive are granerys |
||
| − | the long celebrated granery special was rice and pancake with a glass olive oil only men of magic get milk and |
||
| − | grand wizards get tea and some hard boiled plates the plate were not to eatbut to eat off of |
||
| − | for many kingdoms and men who day thing of kingdoms would be cast down a sean shower a sean shower was a shower where shawns lived |
||
| − | and bathed and ate the flesh of wales and and somtimes a shawn would cum to tunselous house and they would have sex all day day than he |
||
| − | relized the shawn name was andross and you know who andross was but they did it anyway back to the main topic a house on top of a hill |
||
| − | on top a of a mountain on top of and iceberg on top of a gateway to the best place ever there was only only one way to the best place ever |
||
| − | that is if you were tunselous |
||
| − | evrey day on that day evryone would eat anything they could eat that is how tunselous day started the day that is evreyday the |
||
| − | reason people eat what they want evreyday and not tea or olive oil or milk or rice or pancake or plates or cats or small children |
||
| − | in the words tunselous: |
||
| − | shal not eat u |
||
| − | eat blood of nurses |
||
| − | hav the most sex with any cat you see on the street |
||
| − | use the most elctro sappers in one go |
||
| − | have and eat local small children |
||
| − | do it with a orc |
||
| − | eat u up eat up so good |
||
| − | use magic souse |
||
| − | |||
| − | THAT IS WHY WE SHOULD TALK ABOUT HOW TUNSELOUS GAVE US THE FREEDOM TO EAT WHATEVER WE WANT EVREYDAY FOR AT LEAST 2 HOURS. |
||
| − | |||
| − | if you see any dragon contact tunselous NOW |
||
| − | |||
| − | the details of the next story are witness accounts of what tunselous did to find the lost yew crossbow of agroness |
||
| − | |||
| − | two days ago tunselous was thinking about crossbows when he thought what if there were a crossbow no one could |
||
| − | find what if i found it i would be rich and famous so tunselous went on the internet and typed in lost crossbows |
||
| − | and he saw a crossbow for sale instead of buying it he tracked down the person who owned it and asked him for it he said no tunselous killed him |
||
| − | on the spot and took the crossbow from him and sold it to himself for 800$ but surprise for him he was not rich and famous at least not yet he took the crossbow and |
||
| − | kept selling it too himself so he kept making money soon tunselous made 800$ and spent it on a used crossbow this crossbow |
||
| − | the crossbow he brought was not any crossbow but the crossbow of agroness he took the crossbow and shot it at a wall a few times then he put it in a box |
||
| − | and til this day it is gathering dust. |
||
| − | |||
| − | THAT IS WHY TUNSELOUS IS A MASTER HEADSMEN TO THIS DAY.many years ago in the tower of tunselous a man named tunselous was born |
||
| − | he gave birth to androsss sexual parents then he made his way to |
||
| − | rosswell new mexico to see if the ufo was still there and it wasnt |
||
| − | at tall tis but a forrest and a spot were a ufo used to be there was no |
||
| − | ufo so he traveled upwards to find one but instead found thee icy tower |
||
| − | of agnatohniousisoy he wnet on the great ice towar run where he found several dragons but not a single ufo |
||
| − | a man of tis a warden eve e preson seed no matter how hard you look |
||
| − | the ufos will cloak like ice dragons among there once was a man named turok |
||
| − | who find a ufo when looking add that man was me that man was a dino slayer |
||
| − | a king of eriched oreo bread if you know what i mean the point of the matter is |
||
| − | turok did not kill tunselouses parent for no reason then tunselous |
||
| − | said wait turok killed my pairents the warden said yes that is waht he |
||
| − | told me on the nyght we had tea on the icy roads of ufo city |
||
| − | tunselous said wait theres a hole cit7y of ufos the warden said yes |
||
| − | there is tunselous said do you have any left over tea from that night |
||
| − | the warden said no tea for thee then cast tunselous out of window |
||
| − | tunselous falled for inches into a pool of cat eyed johns fisherer |
||
| − | for impaired divers tunselous said wait if i eat theese pills they |
||
| − | will surely give me magic powers tunselous ate the pills and they did |
||
| − | nothing but give him magic powers he used the magic powers for nothing |
||
| − | they were not the ones he were searching many kingdoms ago a man once |
||
| − | said with great tun comes great selous and that man was trokie asked tunselous |
||
| − | if he wanted a robodog and tunselous said yes many kingdoms later tunselous find |
||
| − | the most magic thing that thing was a cat not any cat you see many kingdoms ago |
||
| − | cats were magic he would eat the flesh of cats and gain what litle magic was left in them |
||
| − | he latter went to calling himself tunsalous then he went back to |
||
| − | calling himeself tunselous and on that day he ate many a cat |
||
| − | and i mean many not the many you see on tv but the many catwhips you see for sale at sean johns |
||
| − | apple sale he has evrey year to get rid of his crapy apple computers |
||
| − | many years after sean john would meet on the very spot of the battle |
||
| − | feild where they fought and feasted on goatwich anvicos the goatwich |
||
| − | waS A POWERFUL king a king of druidness and fareness and evilness and |
||
| − | and gun shots in the leg and fair treatment of tunselous and kettlecorn |
||
| − | a bag of human limbs and markers and grocers and sexual enounters |
||
| − | and farawayland and great houses and ufos tunselous relized that |
||
| − | thee king was king of ufos and wnet to asked him for a ufo |
||
| − | and he gave him one and tunsalous studyed how it flyed |
||
| − | for many kingdoms later he discoverd powerfull magic within the the great temples walls of icelion |
||
| − | yes temples and temples and temples temples and temples and temples temples and temples and temples |
||
| − | temples and temples and temples temples and temples and temples temples and temples and temples |
||
| − | temples and temples and temples temples and temples and temples and small children small children were used |
||
| − | for many thing like eating but the story tunselous was not over intell many kingdoms later when a man asked |
||
| − | tunselous if he was a puppet tunselous said tunselous snear and left for a day and came back |
||
| − | to his homeland of akaria where the hut he was born in was the hut tunselous was born in was a small hut cald |
||
| − | tunselous prisom the prisom was a place to eat anything you felt like at anytime you felt like |
||
| − | and i mean anytime |
||
| − | any |
||
| − | time |
||
| − | tunselous traveled to double check on the ice roads but they melted in the sun tunselous drunk |
||
| − | thee blood |
||
| − | they were made of and walked into a stadium and stole mines and huts like the one he was born in like it but |
||
| − | not it like the time he went to the carnavile with ser topemhat (ser topemhat:hey tunselous got a nickle for a ride tunselous: no) |
||
| − | many times of ages ago tunselous traveled to a hut then left to find gold in a mine that did not exist he knw it did |
||
| − | not exist but he wnet anywhy for kingdom is power and power kingdom is the power to control what we belive are granerys |
||
| − | the long celebrated granery special was rice and pancake with a glass olive oil only men of magic get milk and |
||
| − | grand wizards get tea and some hard boiled plates the plate were not to eatbut to eat off of |
||
| − | for many kingdoms and men who day thing of kingdoms would be cast down a sean shower a sean shower was a shower where shawns lived |
||
| − | and bathed and ate the flesh of wales and and somtimes a shawn would cum to tunselous house and they would have sex all day day than he |
||
| − | relized the shawn name was andross and you know who andross was but they did it anyway back to the main topic a house on top of a hill |
||
| − | on top a of a mountain on top of and iceberg on top of a gateway to the best place ever there was only only one way to the best place ever |
||
| − | that is if you were tunselous |
||
| − | evrey day on that day evryone would eat anything they could eat that is how tunselous day started the day that is evreyday the |
||
| − | reason people eat what they want evreyday and not tea or olive oil or milk or rice or pancake or plates or cats or small children |
||
| − | in the words tunselous: |
||
| − | shal not eat u |
||
| − | eat blood of nurses |
||
| − | hav the most sex with any cat you see on the street |
||
| − | use the most elctro sappers in one go |
||
| − | have and eat local small children |
||
| − | do it with a orc |
||
| − | eat u up eat up so good |
||
| − | use magic souse |
||
| − | |||
| − | THAT IS WHY WE SHOULD TALK ABOUT HOW TUNSELOUS GAVE US THE FREEDOM TO EAT WHATEVER WE WANT EVREYDAY FOR AT LEAST 2 HOURS. |
||
| − | |||
| − | if you see any dragon contact tunselous NOW |
||
| − | |||
| − | the details of the next story are witness accounts of what tunselous did to find the lost yew crossbow of agroness |
||
| − | |||
| − | two days ago tunselous was thinking about crossbows when he thought what if there were a crossbow no one could |
||
| − | find what if i found it i would be rich and famous so tunselous went on the internet and typed in lost crossbows |
||
| − | and he saw a crossbow for sale instead of buying it he tracked down the person who owned it and asked him for it he said no tunselous killed him |
||
| − | on the spot and took the crossbow from him and sold it to himself for 800$ but surprise for him he was not rich and famous at least not yet he took the crossbow and |
||
| − | kept selling it too himself so he kept making money soon tunselous made 800$ and spent it on a used crossbow this crossbow |
||
| − | the crossbow he brought was not any crossbow but the crossbow of agroness he took the crossbow and shot it at a wall a few times then he put it in a box |
||
| − | and til this day it is gathering dust. |
||
| − | |||
| − | THAT IS WHY TUNSELOUS IS A MASTER HEADSMEN TO THIS DAY.many years ago in the tower of tunselous a man named tunselous was born |
||
| − | he gave birth to androsss sexual parents then he made his way to |
||
| − | rosswell new mexico to see if the ufo was still there and it wasnt |
||
| − | at tall tis but a forrest and a spot were a ufo used to be there was no |
||
| − | ufo so he traveled upwards to find one but instead found thee icy tower |
||
| − | of agnatohniousisoy he wnet on the great ice towar run where he found several dragons but not a single ufo |
||
| − | a man of tis a warden eve e preson seed no matter how hard you look |
||
| − | the ufos will cloak like ice dragons among there once was a man named turok |
||
| − | who find a ufo when looking add that man was me that man was a dino slayer |
||
| − | a king of eriched oreo bread if you know what i mean the point of the matter is |
||
| − | turok did not kill tunselouses parent for no reason then tunselous |
||
| − | said wait turok killed my pairents the warden said yes that is waht he |
||
| − | told me on the nyght we had tea on the icy roads of ufo city |
||
| − | tunselous said wait theres a hole cit7y of ufos the warden said yes |
||
| − | there is tunselous said do you have any left over tea from that night |
||
| − | the warden said no tea for thee then cast tunselous out of window |
||
| − | tunselous falled for inches into a pool of cat eyed johns fisherer |
||
| − | for impaired divers tunselous said wait if i eat theese pills they |
||
| − | will surely give me magic powers tunselous ate the pills and they did |
||
| − | nothing but give him magic powers he used the magic powers for nothing |
||
| − | they were not the ones he were searching many kingdoms ago a man once |
||
| − | said with great tun comes great selous and that man was trokie asked tunselous |
||
| − | if he wanted a robodog and tunselous said yes many kingdoms later tunselous find |
||
| − | the most magic thing that thing was a cat not any cat you see many kingdoms ago |
||
| − | cats were magic he would eat the flesh of cats and gain what litle magic was left in them |
||
| − | he latter went to calling himself tunsalous then he went back to |
||
| − | calling himeself tunselous and on that day he ate many a cat |
||
| − | and i mean many not the many you see on tv but the many catwhips you see for sale at sean johns |
||
| − | apple sale he has evrey year to get rid of his crapy apple computers |
||
| − | many years after sean john would meet on the very spot of the battle |
||
| − | feild where they fought and feasted on goatwich anvicos the goatwich |
||
| − | waS A POWERFUL king a king of druidness and fareness and evilness and |
||
| − | and gun shots in the leg and fair treatment of tunselous and kettlecorn |
||
| − | a bag of human limbs and markers and grocers and sexual enounters |
||
| − | and farawayland and great houses and ufos tunselous relized that |
||
| − | thee king was king of ufos and wnet to asked him for a ufo |
||
| − | and he gave him one and tunsalous studyed how it flyed |
||
| − | for many kingdoms later he discoverd powerfull magic within the the great temples walls of icelion |
||
| − | yes temples and temples and temples temples and temples and temples temples and temples and temples |
||
| − | temples and temples and temples temples and temples and temples temples and temples and temples |
||
| − | temples and temples and temples temples and temples and temples and small children small children were used |
||
| − | for many thing like eating but the story tunselous was not over intell many kingdoms later when a man asked |
||
| − | tunselous if he was a puppet tunselous said tunselous snear and left for a day and came back |
||
| − | to his homeland of akaria where the hut he was born in was the hut tunselous was born in was a small hut cald |
||
| − | tunselous prisom the prisom was a place to eat anything you felt like at anytime you felt like |
||
| − | and i mean anytime |
||
| − | any |
||
| − | time |
||
| − | tunselous traveled to double check on the ice roads but they melted in the sun tunselous drunk |
||
| − | thee blood |
||
| − | they were made of and walked into a stadium and stole mines and huts like the one he was born in like it but |
||
| − | not it like the time he went to the carnavile with ser topemhat (ser topemhat:hey tunselous got a nickle for a ride tunselous: no) |
||
| − | many times of ages ago tunselous traveled to a hut then left to find gold in a mine that did not exist he knw it did |
||
| − | not exist but he wnet anywhy for kingdom is power and power kingdom is the power to control what we belive are granerys |
||
| − | the long celebrated granery special was rice and pancake with a glass olive oil only men of magic get milk and |
||
| − | grand wizards get tea and some hard boiled plates the plate were not to eatbut to eat off of |
||
| − | for many kingdoms and men who day thing of kingdoms would be cast down a sean shower a sean shower was a shower where shawns lived |
||
| − | and bathed and ate the flesh of wales and and somtimes a shawn would cum to tunselous house and they would have sex all day day than he |
||
| − | relized the shawn name was andross and you know who andross was but they did it anyway back to the main topic a house on top of a hill |
||
| − | on top a of a mountain on top of and iceberg on top of a gateway to the best place ever there was only only one way to the best place ever |
||
| − | that is if you were tunselous |
||
| − | evrey day on that day evryone would eat anything they could eat that is how tunselous day started the day that is evreyday the |
||
| − | reason people eat what they want evreyday and not tea or olive oil or milk or rice or pancake or plates or cats or small children |
||
| − | in the words tunselous: |
||
| − | shal not eat u |
||
| − | eat blood of nurses |
||
| − | hav the most sex with any cat you see on the street |
||
| − | use the most elctro sappers in one go |
||
| − | have and eat local small children |
||
| − | do it with a orc |
||
| − | eat u up eat up so good |
||
| − | use magic souse |
||
| − | |||
| − | THAT IS WHY WE SHOULD TALK ABOUT HOW TUNSELOUS GAVE US THE FREEDOM TO EAT WHATEVER WE WANT EVREYDAY FOR AT LEAST 2 HOURS. |
||
| − | |||
| − | if you see any dragon contact tunselous NOW |
||
| − | |||
| − | the details of the next story are witness accounts of what tunselous did to find the lost yew crossbow of agroness |
||
| − | |||
| − | two days ago tunselous was thinking about crossbows when he thought what if there were a crossbow no one could |
||
| − | find what if i found it i would be rich and famous so tunselous went on the internet and typed in lost crossbows |
||
| − | and he saw a crossbow for sale instead of buying it he tracked down the person who owned it and asked him for it he said no tunselous killed him |
||
| − | on the spot and took the crossbow from him and sold it to himself for 800$ but surprise for him he was not rich and famous at least not yet he took the crossbow and |
||
| − | kept selling it too himself so he kept making money soon tunselous made 800$ and spent it on a used crossbow this crossbow |
||
| − | the crossbow he brought was not any crossbow but the crossbow of agroness he took the crossbow and shot it at a wall a few times then he put it in a box |
||
| − | and til this day it is gathering dust. |
||
| − | |||
| − | THAT IS WHY TUNSELOUS IS A MASTER HEADSMEN TO THIS DAY.many years ago in the tower of tunselous a man named tunselous was born |
||
| − | he gave birth to androsss sexual parents then he made his way to |
||
| − | rosswell new mexico to see if the ufo was still there and it wasnt |
||
| − | at tall tis but a forrest and a spot were a ufo used to be there was no |
||
| − | ufo so he traveled upwards to find one but instead found thee icy tower |
||
| − | of agnatohniousisoy he wnet on the great ice towar run where he found several dragons but not a single ufo |
||
| − | a man of tis a warden eve e preson seed no matter how hard you look |
||
| − | the ufos will cloak like ice dragons among there once was a man named turok |
||
| − | who find a ufo when looking add that man was me that man was a dino slayer |
||
| − | a king of eriched oreo bread if you know what i mean the point of the matter is |
||
| − | turok did not kill tunselouses parent for no reason then tunselous |
||
| − | said wait turok killed my pairents the warden said yes that is waht he |
||
| − | told me on the nyght we had tea on the icy roads of ufo city |
||
| − | tunselous said wait theres a hole cit7y of ufos the warden said yes |
||
| − | there is tunselous said do you have any left over tea from that night |
||
| − | the warden said no tea for thee then cast tunselous out of window |
||
| − | tunselous falled for inches into a pool of cat eyed johns fisherer |
||
| − | for impaired divers tunselous said wait if i eat theese pills they |
||
| − | will surely give me magic powers tunselous ate the pills and they did |
||
| − | nothing but give him magic powers he used the magic powers for nothing |
||
| − | they were not the ones he were searching many kingdoms ago a man once |
||
| − | said with great tun comes great selous and that man was trokie asked tunselous |
||
| − | if he wanted a robodog and tunselous said yes many kingdoms later tunselous find |
||
| − | the most magic thing that thing was a cat not any cat you see many kingdoms ago |
||
| − | cats were magic he would eat the flesh of cats and gain what litle magic was left in them |
||
| − | he latter went to calling himself tunsalous then he went back to |
||
| − | calling himeself tunselous and on that day he ate many a cat |
||
| − | and i mean many not the many you see on tv but the many catwhips you see for sale at sean johns |
||
| − | apple sale he has evrey year to get rid of his crapy apple computers |
||
| − | many years after sean john would meet on the very spot of the battle |
||
| − | feild where they fought and feasted on goatwich anvicos the goatwich |
||
| − | waS A POWERFUL king a king of druidness and fareness and evilness and |
||
| − | and gun shots in the leg and fair treatment of tunselous and kettlecorn |
||
| − | a bag of human limbs and markers and grocers and sexual enounters |
||
| − | and farawayland and great houses and ufos tunselous relized that |
||
| − | thee king was king of ufos and wnet to asked him for a ufo |
||
| − | and he gave him one and tunsalous studyed how it flyed |
||
| − | for many kingdoms later he discoverd powerfull magic within the the great temples walls of icelion |
||
| − | yes temples and temples and temples temples and temples and temples temples and temples and temples |
||
| − | temples and temples and temples temples and temples and temples temples and temples and temples |
||
| − | temples and temples and temples temples and temples and temples and small children small children were used |
||
| − | for many thing like eating but the story tunselous was not over intell many kingdoms later when a man asked |
||
| − | tunselous if he was a puppet tunselous said tunselous snear and left for a day and came back |
||
| − | to his homeland of akaria where the hut he was born in was the hut tunselous was born in was a small hut cald |
||
| − | tunselous prisom the prisom was a place to eat anything you felt like at anytime you felt like |
||
| − | and i mean anytime |
||
| − | any |
||
| − | time |
||
| − | tunselous traveled to double check on the ice roads but they melted in the sun tunselous drunk |
||
| − | thee blood |
||
| − | they were made of and walked into a stadium and stole mines and huts like the one he was born in like it but |
||
| − | not it like the time he went to the carnavile with ser topemhat (ser topemhat:hey tunselous got a nickle for a ride tunselous: no) |
||
| − | many times of ages ago tunselous traveled to a hut then left to find gold in a mine that did not exist he knw it did |
||
| − | not exist but he wnet anywhy for kingdom is power and power kingdom is the power to control what we belive are granerys |
||
| − | the long celebrated granery special was rice and pancake with a glass olive oil only men of magic get milk and |
||
| − | grand wizards get tea and some hard boiled plates the plate were not to eatbut to eat off of |
||
| − | for many kingdoms and men who day thing of kingdoms would be cast down a sean shower a sean shower was a shower where shawns lived |
||
| − | and bathed and ate the flesh of wales and and somtimes a shawn would cum to tunselous house and they would have sex all day day than he |
||
| − | relized the shawn name was andross and you know who andross was but they did it anyway back to the main topic a house on top of a hill |
||
| − | on top a of a mountain on top of and iceberg on top of a gateway to the best place ever there was only only one way to the best place ever |
||
| − | that is if you were tunselous |
||
| − | evrey day on that day evryone would eat anything they could eat that is how tunselous day started the day that is evreyday the |
||
| − | reason people eat what they want evreyday and not tea or olive oil or milk or rice or pancake or plates or cats or small children |
||
| − | in the words tunselous: |
||
| − | shal not eat u |
||
| − | eat blood of nurses |
||
| − | hav the most sex with any cat you see on the street |
||
| − | use the most elctro sappers in one go |
||
| − | have and eat local small children |
||
| − | do it with a orc |
||
| − | eat u up eat up so good |
||
| − | use magic souse |
||
| − | |||
| − | THAT IS WHY WE SHOULD TALK ABOUT HOW TUNSELOUS GAVE US THE FREEDOM TO EAT WHATEVER WE WANT EVREYDAY FOR AT LEAST 2 HOURS. |
||
| − | |||
| − | if you see any dragon contact tunselous NOW |
||
| − | |||
| − | the details of the next story are witness accounts of what tunselous did to find the lost yew crossbow of agroness |
||
| − | |||
| − | two days ago tunselous was thinking about crossbows when he thought what if there were a crossbow no one could |
||
| − | find what if i found it i would be rich and famous so tunselous went on the internet and typed in lost crossbows |
||
| − | and he saw a crossbow for sale instead of buying it he tracked down the person who owned it and asked him for it he said no tunselous killed him |
||
| − | on the spot and took the crossbow from him and sold it to himself for 800$ but surprise for him he was not rich and famous at least not yet he took the crossbow and |
||
| − | kept selling it too himself so he kept making money soon tunselous made 800$ and spent it on a used crossbow this crossbow |
||
| − | the crossbow he brought was not any crossbow but the crossbow of agroness he took the crossbow and shot it at a wall a few times then he put it in a box |
||
| − | and til this day it is gathering dust. |
||
| − | |||
| − | THAT IS WHY TUNSELOUS IS A MASTER HEADSMEN TO THIS DAY.many years ago in the tower of tunselous a man named tunselous was born |
||
| − | he gave birth to androsss sexual parents then he made his way to |
||
| − | rosswell new mexico to see if the ufo was still there and it wasnt |
||
| − | at tall tis but a forrest and a spot were a ufo used to be there was no |
||
| − | ufo so he traveled upwards to find one but instead found thee icy tower |
||
| − | of agnatohniousisoy he wnet on the great ice towar run where he found several dragons but not a single ufo |
||
| − | a man of tis a warden eve e preson seed no matter how hard you look |
||
| − | the ufos will cloak like ice dragons among there once was a man named turok |
||
| − | who find a ufo when looking add that man was me that man was a dino slayer |
||
| − | a king of eriched oreo bread if you know what i mean the point of the matter is |
||
| − | turok did not kill tunselouses parent for no reason then tunselous |
||
| − | said wait turok killed my pairents the warden said yes that is waht he |
||
| − | told me on the nyght we had tea on the icy roads of ufo city |
||
| − | tunselous said wait theres a hole cit7y of ufos the warden said yes |
||
| − | there is tunselous said do you have any left over tea from that night |
||
| − | the warden said no tea for thee then cast tunselous out of window |
||
| − | tunselous falled for inches into a pool of cat eyed johns fisherer |
||
| − | for impaired divers tunselous said wait if i eat theese pills they |
||
| − | will surely give me magic powers tunselous ate the pills and they did |
||
| − | nothing but give him magic powers he used the magic powers for nothing |
||
| − | they were not the ones he were searching many kingdoms ago a man once |
||
| − | said with great tun comes great selous and that man was trokie asked tunselous |
||
| − | if he wanted a robodog and tunselous said yes many kingdoms later tunselous find |
||
| − | the most magic thing that thing was a cat not any cat you see many kingdoms ago |
||
| − | cats were magic he would eat the flesh of cats and gain what litle magic was left in them |
||
| − | he latter went to calling himself tunsalous then he went back to |
||
| − | calling himeself tunselous and on that day he ate many a cat |
||
| − | and i mean many not the many you see on tv but the many catwhips you see for sale at sean johns |
||
| − | apple sale he has evrey year to get rid of his crapy apple computers |
||
| − | many years after sean john would meet on the very spot of the battle |
||
| − | feild where they fought and feasted on goatwich anvicos the goatwich |
||
| − | waS A POWERFUL king a king of druidness and fareness and evilness and |
||
| − | and gun shots in the leg and fair treatment of tunselous and kettlecorn |
||
| − | a bag of human limbs and markers and grocers and sexual enounters |
||
| − | and farawayland and great houses and ufos tunselous relized that |
||
| − | thee king was king of ufos and wnet to asked him for a ufo |
||
| − | and he gave him one and tunsalous studyed how it flyed |
||
| − | for many kingdoms later he discoverd powerfull magic within the the great temples walls of icelion |
||
| − | yes temples and temples and temples temples and temples and temples temples and temples and temples |
||
| − | temples and temples and temples temples and temples and temples temples and temples and temples |
||
| − | temples and temples and temples temples and temples and temples and small children small children were used |
||
| − | for many thing like eating but the story tunselous was not over intell many kingdoms later when a man asked |
||
| − | tunselous if he was a puppet tunselous said tunselous snear and left for a day and came back |
||
| − | to his homeland of akaria where the hut he was born in was the hut tunselous was born in was a small hut cald |
||
| − | tunselous prisom the prisom was a place to eat anything you felt like at anytime you felt like |
||
| − | and i mean anytime |
||
| − | any |
||
| − | time |
||
| − | tunselous traveled to double check on the ice roads but they melted in the sun tunselous drunk |
||
| − | thee blood |
||
| − | they were made of and walked into a stadium and stole mines and huts like the one he was born in like it but |
||
| − | not it like the time he went to the carnavile with ser topemhat (ser topemhat:hey tunselous got a nickle for a ride tunselous: no) |
||
| − | many times of ages ago tunselous traveled to a hut then left to find gold in a mine that did not exist he knw it did |
||
| − | not exist but he wnet anywhy for kingdom is power and power kingdom is the power to control what we belive are granerys |
||
| − | the long celebrated granery special was rice and pancake with a glass olive oil only men of magic get milk and |
||
| − | grand wizards get tea and some hard boiled plates the plate were not to eatbut to eat off of |
||
| − | for many kingdoms and men who day thing of kingdoms would be cast down a sean shower a sean shower was a shower where shawns lived |
||
| − | and bathed and ate the flesh of wales and and somtimes a shawn would cum to tunselous house and they would have sex all day day than he |
||
| − | relized the shawn name was andross and you know who andross was but they did it anyway back to the main topic a house on top of a hill |
||
| − | on top a of a mountain on top of and iceberg on top of a gateway to the best place ever there was only only one way to the best place ever |
||
| − | that is if you were tunselous |
||
| − | evrey day on that day evryone would eat anything they could eat that is how tunselous day started the day that is evreyday the |
||
| − | reason people eat what they want evreyday and not tea or olive oil or milk or rice or pancake or plates or cats or small children |
||
| − | in the words tunselous: |
||
| − | shal not eat u |
||
| − | eat blood of nurses |
||
| − | hav the most sex with any cat you see on the street |
||
| − | use the most elctro sappers in one go |
||
| − | have and eat local small children |
||
| − | do it with a orc |
||
| − | eat u up eat up so good |
||
| − | use magic souse |
||
| − | |||
| − | THAT IS WHY WE SHOULD TALK ABOUT HOW TUNSELOUS GAVE US THE FREEDOM TO EAT WHATEVER WE WANT EVREYDAY FOR AT LEAST 2 HOURS. |
||
| − | |||
| − | if you see any dragon contact tunselous NOW |
||
| − | |||
| − | the details of the next story are witness accounts of what tunselous did to find the lost yew crossbow of agroness |
||
| − | |||
| − | two days ago tunselous was thinking about crossbows when he thought what if there were a crossbow no one could |
||
| − | find what if i found it i would be rich and famous so tunselous went on the internet and typed in lost crossbows |
||
| − | and he saw a crossbow for sale instead of buying it he tracked down the person who owned it and asked him for it he said no tunselous killed him |
||
| − | on the spot and took the crossbow from him and sold it to himself for 800$ but surprise for him he was not rich and famous at least not yet he took the crossbow and |
||
| − | kept selling it too himself so he kept making money soon tunselous made 800$ and spent it on a used crossbow this crossbow |
||
| − | the crossbow he brought was not any crossbow but the crossbow of agroness he took the crossbow and shot it at a wall a few times then he put it in a box |
||
| − | and til this day it is gathering dust. |
||
| − | |||
| − | THAT IS WHY TUNSELOUS IS A MASTER HEADSMEN TO THIS DAY.many years ago in the tower of tunselous a man named tunselous was born |
||
| − | he gave birth to androsss sexual parents then he made his way to |
||
| − | rosswell new mexico to see if the ufo was still there and it wasnt |
||
| − | at tall tis but a forrest and a spot were a ufo used to be there was no |
||
| − | ufo so he traveled upwards to find one but instead found thee icy tower |
||
| − | of agnatohniousisoy he wnet on the great ice towar run where he found several dragons but not a single ufo |
||
| − | a man of tis a warden eve e preson seed no matter how hard you look |
||
| − | the ufos will cloak like ice dragons among there once was a man named turok |
||
| − | who find a ufo when looking add that man was me that man was a dino slayer |
||
| − | a king of eriched oreo bread if you know what i mean the point of the matter is |
||
| − | turok did not kill tunselouses parent for no reason then tunselous |
||
| − | said wait turok killed my pairents the warden said yes that is waht he |
||
| − | told me on the nyght we had tea on the icy roads of ufo city |
||
| − | tunselous said wait theres a hole cit7y of ufos the warden said yes |
||
| − | there is tunselous said do you have any left over tea from that night |
||
| − | the warden said no tea for thee then cast tunselous out of window |
||
| − | tunselous falled for inches into a pool of cat eyed johns fisherer |
||
| − | for impaired divers tunselous said wait if i eat theese pills they |
||
| − | will surely give me magic powers tunselous ate the pills and they did |
||
| − | nothing but give him magic powers he used the magic powers for nothing |
||
| − | they were not the ones he were searching many kingdoms ago a man once |
||
| − | said with great tun comes great selous and that man was trokie asked tunselous |
||
| − | if he wanted a robodog and tunselous said yes many kingdoms later tunselous find |
||
| − | the most magic thing that thing was a cat not any cat you see many kingdoms ago |
||
| − | cats were magic he would eat the flesh of cats and gain what litle magic was left in them |
||
| − | he latter went to calling himself tunsalous then he went back to |
||
| − | calling himeself tunselous and on that day he ate many a cat |
||
| − | and i mean many not the many you see on tv but the many catwhips you see for sale at sean johns |
||
| − | apple sale he has evrey year to get rid of his crapy apple computers |
||
| − | many years after sean john would meet on the very spot of the battle |
||
| − | feild where they fought and feasted on goatwich anvicos the goatwich |
||
| − | waS A POWERFUL king a king of druidness and fareness and evilness and |
||
| − | and gun shots in the leg and fair treatment of tunselous and kettlecorn |
||
| − | a bag of human limbs and markers and grocers and sexual enounters |
||
| − | and farawayland and great houses and ufos tunselous relized that |
||
| − | thee king was king of ufos and wnet to asked him for a ufo |
||
| − | and he gave him one and tunsalous studyed how it flyed |
||
| − | for many kingdoms later he discoverd powerfull magic within the the great temples walls of icelion |
||
| − | yes temples and temples and temples temples and temples and temples temples and temples and temples |
||
| − | temples and temples and temples temples and temples and temples temples and temples and temples |
||
| − | temples and temples and temples temples and temples and temples and small children small children were used |
||
| − | for many thing like eating but the story tunselous was not over intell many kingdoms later when a man asked |
||
| − | tunselous if he was a puppet tunselous said tunselous snear and left for a day and came back |
||
| − | to his homeland of akaria where the hut he was born in was the hut tunselous was born in was a small hut cald |
||
| − | tunselous prisom the prisom was a place to eat anything you felt like at anytime you felt like |
||
| − | and i mean anytime |
||
| − | any |
||
| − | time |
||
| − | tunselous traveled to double check on the ice roads but they melted in the sun tunselous drunk |
||
| − | thee blood |
||
| − | they were made of and walked into a stadium and stole mines and huts like the one he was born in like it but |
||
| − | not it like the time he went to the carnavile with ser topemhat (ser topemhat:hey tunselous got a nickle for a ride tunselous: no) |
||
| − | many times of ages ago tunselous traveled to a hut then left to find gold in a mine that did not exist he knw it did |
||
| − | not exist but he wnet anywhy for kingdom is power and power kingdom is the power to control what we belive are granerys |
||
| − | the long celebrated granery special was rice and pancake with a glass olive oil only men of magic get milk and |
||
| − | grand wizards get tea and some hard boiled plates the plate were not to eatbut to eat off of |
||
| − | for many kingdoms and men who day thing of kingdoms would be cast down a sean shower a sean shower was a shower where shawns lived |
||
| − | and bathed and ate the flesh of wales and and somtimes a shawn would cum to tunselous house and they would have sex all day day than he |
||
| − | relized the shawn name was andross and you know who andross was but they did it anyway back to the main topic a house on top of a hill |
||
| − | on top a of a mountain on top of and iceberg on top of a gateway to the best place ever there was only only one way to the best place ever |
||
| − | that is if you were tunselous |
||
| − | evrey day on that day evryone would eat anything they could eat that is how tunselous day started the day that is evreyday the |
||
| − | reason people eat what they want evreyday and not tea or olive oil or milk or rice or pancake or plates or cats or small children |
||
| − | in the words tunselous: |
||
| − | shal not eat u |
||
| − | eat blood of nurses |
||
| − | hav the most sex with any cat you see on the street |
||
| − | use the most elctro sappers in one go |
||
| − | have and eat local small children |
||
| − | do it with a orc |
||
| − | eat u up eat up so good |
||
| − | use magic souse |
||
| − | |||
| − | THAT IS WHY WE SHOULD TALK ABOUT HOW TUNSELOUS GAVE US THE FREEDOM TO EAT WHATEVER WE WANT EVREYDAY FOR AT LEAST 2 HOURS. |
||
| − | |||
| − | if you see any dragon contact tunselous NOW |
||
| − | |||
| − | the details of the next story are witness accounts of what tunselous did to find the lost yew crossbow of agroness |
||
| − | |||
| − | two days ago tunselous was thinking about crossbows when he thought what if there were a crossbow no one could |
||
| − | find what if i found it i would be rich and famous so tunselous went on the internet and typed in lost crossbows |
||
| − | and he saw a crossbow for sale instead of buying it he tracked down the person who owned it and asked him for it he said no tunselous killed him |
||
| − | on the spot and took the crossbow from him and sold it to himself for 800$ but surprise for him he was not rich and famous at least not yet he took the crossbow and |
||
| − | kept selling it too himself so he kept making money soon tunselous made 800$ and spent it on a used crossbow this crossbow |
||
| − | the crossbow he brought was not any crossbow but the crossbow of agroness he took the crossbow and shot it at a wall a few times then he put it in a box |
||
| − | and til this day it is gathering dust. |
||
| − | |||
| − | THAT IS WHY TUNSELOUS IS A MASTER HEADSMEN TO THIS DAY.many years ago in the tower of tunselous a man named tunselous was born |
||
| − | he gave birth to androsss sexual parents then he made his way to |
||
| − | rosswell new mexico to see if the ufo was still there and it wasnt |
||
| − | at tall tis but a forrest and a spot were a ufo used to be there was no |
||
| − | ufo so he traveled upwards to find one but instead found thee icy tower |
||
| − | of agnatohniousisoy he wnet on the great ice towar run where he found several dragons but not a single ufo |
||
| − | a man of tis a warden eve e preson seed no matter how hard you look |
||
| − | the ufos will cloak like ice dragons among there once was a man named turok |
||
| − | who find a ufo when looking add that man was me that man was a dino slayer |
||
| − | a king of eriched oreo bread if you know what i mean the point of the matter is |
||
| − | turok did not kill tunselouses parent for no reason then tunselous |
||
| − | said wait turok killed my pairents the warden said yes that is waht he |
||
| − | told me on the nyght we had tea on the icy roads of ufo city |
||
| − | tunselous said wait theres a hole cit7y of ufos the warden said yes |
||
| − | there is tunselous said do you have any left over tea from that night |
||
| − | the warden said no tea for thee then cast tunselous out of window |
||
| − | tunselous falled for inches into a pool of cat eyed johns fisherer |
||
| − | for impaired divers tunselous said wait if i eat theese pills they |
||
| − | will surely give me magic powers tunselous ate the pills and they did |
||
| − | nothing but give him magic powers he used the magic powers for nothing |
||
| − | they were not the ones he were searching many kingdoms ago a man once |
||
| − | said with great tun comes great selous and that man was trokie asked tunselous |
||
| − | if he wanted a robodog and tunselous said yes many kingdoms later tunselous find |
||
| − | the most magic thing that thing was a cat not any cat you see many kingdoms ago |
||
| − | cats were magic he would eat the flesh of cats and gain what litle magic was left in them |
||
| − | he latter went to calling himself tunsalous then he went back to |
||
| − | calling himeself tunselous and on that day he ate many a cat |
||
| − | and i mean many not the many you see on tv but the many catwhips you see for sale at sean johns |
||
| − | apple sale he has evrey year to get rid of his crapy apple computers |
||
| − | many years after sean john would meet on the very spot of the battle |
||
| − | feild where they fought and feasted on goatwich anvicos the goatwich |
||
| − | waS A POWERFUL king a king of druidness and fareness and evilness and |
||
| − | and gun shots in the leg and fair treatment of tunselous and kettlecorn |
||
| − | a bag of human limbs and markers and grocers and sexual enounters |
||
| − | and farawayland and great houses and ufos tunselous relized that |
||
| − | thee king was king of ufos and wnet to asked him for a ufo |
||
| − | and he gave him one and tunsalous studyed how it flyed |
||
| − | for many kingdoms later he discoverd powerfull magic within the the great temples walls of icelion |
||
| − | yes temples and temples and temples temples and temples and temples temples and temples and temples |
||
| − | temples and temples and temples temples and temples and temples temples and temples and temples |
||
| − | temples and temples and temples temples and temples and temples and small children small children were used |
||
| − | for many thing like eating but the story tunselous was not over intell many kingdoms later when a man asked |
||
| − | tunselous if he was a puppet tunselous said tunselous snear and left for a day and came back |
||
| − | to his homeland of akaria where the hut he was born in was the hut tunselous was born in was a small hut cald |
||
| − | tunselous prisom the prisom was a place to eat anything you felt like at anytime you felt like |
||
| − | and i mean anytime |
||
| − | any |
||
| − | time |
||
| − | tunselous traveled to double check on the ice roads but they melted in the sun tunselous drunk |
||
| − | thee blood |
||
| − | they were made of and walked into a stadium and stole mines and huts like the one he was born in like it but |
||
| − | not it like the time he went to the carnavile with ser topemhat (ser topemhat:hey tunselous got a nickle for a ride tunselous: no) |
||
| − | many times of ages ago tunselous traveled to a hut then left to find gold in a mine that did not exist he knw it did |
||
| − | not exist but he wnet anywhy for kingdom is power and power kingdom is the power to control what we belive are granerys |
||
| − | the long celebrated granery special was rice and pancake with a glass olive oil only men of magic get milk and |
||
| − | grand wizards get tea and some hard boiled plates the plate were not to eatbut to eat off of |
||
| − | for many kingdoms and men who day thing of kingdoms would be cast down a sean shower a sean shower was a shower where shawns lived |
||
| − | and bathed and ate the flesh of wales and and somtimes a shawn would cum to tunselous house and they would have sex all day day than he |
||
| − | relized the shawn name was andross and you know who andross was but they did it anyway back to the main topic a house on top of a hill |
||
| − | on top a of a mountain on top of and iceberg on top of a gateway to the best place ever there was only only one way to the best place ever |
||
| − | that is if you were tunselous |
||
| − | evrey day on that day evryone would eat anything they could eat that is how tunselous day started the day that is evreyday the |
||
| − | reason people eat what they want evreyday and not tea or olive oil or milk or rice or pancake or plates or cats or small children |
||
| − | in the words tunselous: |
||
| − | shal not eat u |
||
| − | eat blood of nurses |
||
| − | hav the most sex with any cat you see on the street |
||
| − | use the most elctro sappers in one go |
||
| − | have and eat local small children |
||
| − | do it with a orc |
||
| − | eat u up eat up so good |
||
| − | use magic souse |
||
| − | |||
| − | THAT IS WHY WE SHOULD TALK ABOUT HOW TUNSELOUS GAVE US THE FREEDOM TO EAT WHATEVER WE WANT EVREYDAY FOR AT LEAST 2 HOURS. |
||
| − | |||
| − | if you see any dragon contact tunselous NOW |
||
| − | |||
| − | the details of the next story are witness accounts of what tunselous did to find the lost yew crossbow of agroness |
||
| − | |||
| − | two days ago tunselous was thinking about crossbows when he thought what if there were a crossbow no one could |
||
| − | find what if i found it i would be rich and famous so tunselous went on the internet and typed in lost crossbows |
||
| − | and he saw a crossbow for sale instead of buying it he tracked down the person who owned it and asked him for it he said no tunselous killed him |
||
| − | on the spot and took the crossbow from him and sold it to himself for 800$ but surprise for him he was not rich and famous at least not yet he took the crossbow and |
||
| − | kept selling it too himself so he kept making money soon tunselous made 800$ and spent it on a used crossbow this crossbow |
||
| − | the crossbow he brought was not any crossbow but the crossbow of agroness he took the crossbow and shot it at a wall a few times then he put it in a box |
||
| − | and til this day it is gathering dust. |
||
| − | |||
| − | THAT IS WHY TUNSELOUS IS A MASTER HEADSMEN TO THIS DAY.many years ago in the tower of tunselous a man named tunselous was born |
||
| − | he gave birth to androsss sexual parents then he made his way to |
||
| − | rosswell new mexico to see if the ufo was still there and it wasnt |
||
| − | at tall tis but a forrest and a spot were a ufo used to be there was no |
||
| − | ufo so he traveled upwards to find one but instead found thee icy tower |
||
| − | of agnatohniousisoy he wnet on the great ice towar run where he found several dragons but not a single ufo |
||
| − | a man of tis a warden eve e preson seed no matter how hard you look |
||
| − | the ufos will cloak like ice dragons among there once was a man named turok |
||
| − | who find a ufo when looking add that man was me that man was a dino slayer |
||
| − | a king of eriched oreo bread if you know what i mean the point of the matter is |
||
| − | turok did not kill tunselouses parent for no reason then tunselous |
||
| − | said wait turok killed my pairents the warden said yes that is waht he |
||
| − | told me on the nyght we had tea on the icy roads of ufo city |
||
| − | tunselous said wait theres a hole cit7y of ufos the warden said yes |
||
| − | there is tunselous said do you have any left over tea from that night |
||
| − | the warden said no tea for thee then cast tunselous out of window |
||
| − | tunselous falled for inches into a pool of cat eyed johns fisherer |
||
| − | for impaired divers tunselous said wait if i eat theese pills they |
||
| − | will surely give me magic powers tunselous ate the pills and they did |
||
| − | nothing but give him magic powers he used the magic powers for nothing |
||
| − | they were not the ones he were searching many kingdoms ago a man once |
||
| − | said with great tun comes great selous and that man was trokie asked tunselous |
||
| − | if he wanted a robodog and tunselous said yes many kingdoms later tunselous find |
||
| − | the most magic thing that thing was a cat not any cat you see many kingdoms ago |
||
| − | cats were magic he would eat the flesh of cats and gain what litle magic was left in them |
||
| − | he latter went to calling himself tunsalous then he went back to |
||
| − | calling himeself tunselous and on that day he ate many a cat |
||
| − | and i mean many not the many you see on tv but the many catwhips you see for sale at sean johns |
||
| − | apple sale he has evrey year to get rid of his crapy apple computers |
||
| − | many years after sean john would meet on the very spot of the battle |
||
| − | feild where they fought and feasted on goatwich anvicos the goatwich |
||
| − | waS A POWERFUL king a king of druidness and fareness and evilness and |
||
| − | and gun shots in the leg and fair treatment of tunselous and kettlecorn |
||
| − | a bag of human limbs and markers and grocers and sexual enounters |
||
| − | and farawayland and great houses and ufos tunselous relized that |
||
| − | thee king was king of ufos and wnet to asked him for a ufo |
||
| − | and he gave him one and tunsalous studyed how it flyed |
||
| − | for many kingdoms later he discoverd powerfull magic within the the great temples walls of icelion |
||
| − | yes temples and temples and temples temples and temples and temples temples and temples and temples |
||
| − | temples and temples and temples temples and temples and temples temples and temples and temples |
||
| − | temples and temples and temples temples and temples and temples and small children small children were used |
||
| − | for many thing like eating but the story tunselous was not over intell many kingdoms later when a man asked |
||
| − | tunselous if he was a puppet tunselous said tunselous snear and left for a day and came back |
||
| − | to his homeland of akaria where the hut he was born in was the hut tunselous was born in was a small hut cald |
||
| − | tunselous prisom the prisom was a place to eat anything you felt like at anytime you felt like |
||
| − | and i mean anytime |
||
| − | any |
||
| − | time |
||
| − | tunselous traveled to double check on the ice roads but they melted in the sun tunselous drunk |
||
| − | thee blood |
||
| − | they were made of and walked into a stadium and stole mines and huts like the one he was born in like it but |
||
| − | not it like the time he went to the carnavile with ser topemhat (ser topemhat:hey tunselous got a nickle for a ride tunselous: no) |
||
| − | many times of ages ago tunselous traveled to a hut then left to find gold in a mine that did not exist he knw it did |
||
| − | not exist but he wnet anywhy for kingdom is power and power kingdom is the power to control what we belive are granerys |
||
| − | the long celebrated granery special was rice and pancake with a glass olive oil only men of magic get milk and |
||
| − | grand wizards get tea and some hard boiled plates the plate were not to eatbut to eat off of |
||
| − | for many kingdoms and men who day thing of kingdoms would be cast down a sean shower a sean shower was a shower where shawns lived |
||
| − | and bathed and ate the flesh of wales and and somtimes a shawn would cum to tunselous house and they would have sex all day day than he |
||
| − | relized the shawn name was andross and you know who andross was but they did it anyway back to the main topic a house on top of a hill |
||
| − | on top a of a mountain on top of and iceberg on top of a gateway to the best place ever there was only only one way to the best place ever |
||
| − | that is if you were tunselous |
||
| − | evrey day on that day evryone would eat anything they could eat that is how tunselous day started the day that is evreyday the |
||
| − | reason people eat what they want evreyday and not tea or olive oil or milk or rice or pancake or plates or cats or small children |
||
| − | in the words tunselous: |
||
| − | shal not eat u |
||
| − | eat blood of nurses |
||
| − | hav the most sex with any cat you see on the street |
||
| − | use the most elctro sappers in one go |
||
| − | have and eat local small children |
||
| − | do it with a orc |
||
| − | eat u up eat up so good |
||
| − | use magic souse |
||
| − | |||
| − | THAT IS WHY WE SHOULD TALK ABOUT HOW TUNSELOUS GAVE US THE FREEDOM TO EAT WHATEVER WE WANT EVREYDAY FOR AT LEAST 2 HOURS. |
||
| − | |||
| − | if you see any dragon contact tunselous NOW |
||
| − | |||
| − | the details of the next story are witness accounts of what tunselous did to find the lost yew crossbow of agroness |
||
| − | |||
| − | two days ago tunselous was thinking about crossbows when he thought what if there were a crossbow no one could |
||
| − | find what if i found it i would be rich and famous so tunselous went on the internet and typed in lost crossbows |
||
| − | and he saw a crossbow for sale instead of buying it he tracked down the person who owned it and asked him for it he said no tunselous killed him |
||
| − | on the spot and took the crossbow from him and sold it to himself for 800$ but surprise for him he was not rich and famous at least not yet he took the crossbow and |
||
| − | kept selling it too himself so he kept making money soon tunselous made 800$ and spent it on a used crossbow this crossbow |
||
| − | the crossbow he brought was not any crossbow but the crossbow of agroness he took the crossbow and shot it at a wall a few times then he put it in a box |
||
| − | and til this day it is gathering dust. |
||
| − | |||
| − | THAT IS WHY TUNSELOUS IS A MASTER HEADSMEN TO THIS DAY.many years ago in the tower of tunselous a man named tunselous was born |
||
| − | he gave birth to androsss sexual parents then he made his way to |
||
| − | rosswell new mexico to see if the ufo was still there and it wasnt |
||
| − | at tall tis but a forrest and a spot were a ufo used to be there was no |
||
| − | ufo so he traveled upwards to find one but instead found thee icy tower |
||
| − | of agnatohniousisoy he wnet on the great ice towar run where he found several dragons but not a single ufo |
||
| − | a man of tis a warden eve e preson seed no matter how hard you look |
||
| − | the ufos will cloak like ice dragons among there once was a man named turok |
||
| − | who find a ufo when looking add that man was me that man was a dino slayer |
||
| − | a king of eriched oreo bread if you know what i mean the point of the matter is |
||
| − | turok did not kill tunselouses parent for no reason then tunselous |
||
| − | said wait turok killed my pairents the warden said yes that is waht he |
||
| − | told me on the nyght we had tea on the icy roads of ufo city |
||
| − | tunselous said wait theres a hole cit7y of ufos the warden said yes |
||
| − | there is tunselous said do you have any left over tea from that night |
||
| − | the warden said no tea for thee then cast tunselous out of window |
||
| − | tunselous falled for inches into a pool of cat eyed johns fisherer |
||
| − | for impaired divers tunselous said wait if i eat theese pills they |
||
| − | will surely give me magic powers tunselous ate the pills and they did |
||
| − | nothing but give him magic powers he used the magic powers for nothing |
||
| − | they were not the ones he were searching many kingdoms ago a man once |
||
| − | said with great tun comes great selous and that man was trokie asked tunselous |
||
| − | if he wanted a robodog and tunselous said yes many kingdoms later tunselous find |
||
| − | the most magic thing that thing was a cat not any cat you see many kingdoms ago |
||
| − | cats were magic he would eat the flesh of cats and gain what litle magic was left in them |
||
| − | he latter went to calling himself tunsalous then he went back to |
||
| − | calling himeself tunselous and on that day he ate many a cat |
||
| − | and i mean many not the many you see on tv but the many catwhips you see for sale at sean johns |
||
| − | apple sale he has evrey year to get rid of his crapy apple computers |
||
| − | many years after sean john would meet on the very spot of the battle |
||
| − | feild where they fought and feasted on goatwich anvicos the goatwich |
||
| − | waS A POWERFUL king a king of druidness and fareness and evilness and |
||
| − | and gun shots in the leg and fair treatment of tunselous and kettlecorn |
||
| − | a bag of human limbs and markers and grocers and sexual enounters |
||
| − | and farawayland and great houses and ufos tunselous relized that |
||
| − | thee king was king of ufos and wnet to asked him for a ufo |
||
| − | and he gave him one and tunsalous studyed how it flyed |
||
| − | for many kingdoms later he discoverd powerfull magic within the the great temples walls of icelion |
||
| − | yes temples and temples and temples temples and temples and temples temples and temples and temples |
||
| − | temples and temples and temples temples and temples and temples temples and temples and temples |
||
| − | temples and temples and temples temples and temples and temples and small children small children were used |
||
| − | for many thing like eating but the story tunselous was not over intell many kingdoms later when a man asked |
||
| − | tunselous if he was a puppet tunselous said tunselous snear and left for a day and came back |
||
| − | to his homeland of akaria where the hut he was born in was the hut tunselous was born in was a small hut cald |
||
| − | tunselous prisom the prisom was a place to eat anything you felt like at anytime you felt like |
||
| − | and i mean anytime |
||
| − | any |
||
| − | time |
||
| − | tunselous traveled to double check on the ice roads but they melted in the sun tunselous drunk |
||
| − | thee blood |
||
| − | they were made of and walked into a stadium and stole mines and huts like the one he was born in like it but |
||
| − | not it like the time he went to the carnavile with ser topemhat (ser topemhat:hey tunselous got a nickle for a ride tunselous: no) |
||
| − | many times of ages ago tunselous traveled to a hut then left to find gold in a mine that did not exist he knw it did |
||
| − | not exist but he wnet anywhy for kingdom is power and power kingdom is the power to control what we belive are granerys |
||
| − | the long celebrated granery special was rice and pancake with a glass olive oil only men of magic get milk and |
||
| − | grand wizards get tea and some hard boiled plates the plate were not to eatbut to eat off of |
||
| − | for many kingdoms and men who day thing of kingdoms would be cast down a sean shower a sean shower was a shower where shawns lived |
||
| − | and bathed and ate the flesh of wales and and somtimes a shawn would cum to tunselous house and they would have sex all day day than he |
||
| − | relized the shawn name was andross and you know who andross was but they did it anyway back to the main topic a house on top of a hill |
||
| − | on top a of a mountain on top of and iceberg on top of a gateway to the best place ever there was only only one way to the best place ever |
||
| − | that is if you were tunselous |
||
| − | evrey day on that day evryone would eat anything they could eat that is how tunselous day started the day that is evreyday the |
||
| − | reason people eat what they want evreyday and not tea or olive oil or milk or rice or pancake or plates or cats or small children |
||
| − | in the words tunselous: |
||
| − | shal not eat u |
||
| − | eat blood of nurses |
||
| − | hav the most sex with any cat you see on the street |
||
| − | use the most elctro sappers in one go |
||
| − | have and eat local small children |
||
| − | do it with a orc |
||
| − | eat u up eat up so good |
||
| − | use magic souse |
||
| − | |||
| − | THAT IS WHY WE SHOULD TALK ABOUT HOW TUNSELOUS GAVE US THE FREEDOM TO EAT WHATEVER WE WANT EVREYDAY FOR AT LEAST 2 HOURS. |
||
| − | |||
| − | if you see any dragon contact tunselous NOW |
||
| − | |||
| − | the details of the next story are witness accounts of what tunselous did to find the lost yew crossbow of agroness |
||
| − | |||
| − | two days ago tunselous was thinking about crossbows when he thought what if there were a crossbow no one could |
||
| − | find what if i found it i would be rich and famous so tunselous went on the internet and typed in lost crossbows |
||
| − | and he saw a crossbow for sale instead of buying it he tracked down the person who owned it and asked him for it he said no tunselous killed him |
||
| − | on the spot and took the crossbow from him and sold it to himself for 800$ but surprise for him he was not rich and famous at least not yet he took the crossbow and |
||
| − | kept selling it too himself so he kept making money soon tunselous made 800$ and spent it on a used crossbow this crossbow |
||
| − | the crossbow he brought was not any crossbow but the crossbow of agroness he took the crossbow and shot it at a wall a few times then he put it in a box |
||
| − | and til this day it is gathering dust. |
||
| − | |||
| − | THAT IS WHY TUNSELOUS IS A MASTER HEADSMEN TO THIS DAY.many years ago in the tower of tunselous a man named tunselous was born |
||
| − | he gave birth to androsss sexual parents then he made his way to |
||
| − | rosswell new mexico to see if the ufo was still there and it wasnt |
||
| − | at tall tis but a forrest and a spot were a ufo used to be there was no |
||
| − | ufo so he traveled upwards to find one but instead found thee icy tower |
||
| − | of agnatohniousisoy he wnet on the great ice towar run where he found several dragons but not a single ufo |
||
| − | a man of tis a warden eve e preson seed no matter how hard you look |
||
| − | the ufos will cloak like ice dragons among there once was a man named turok |
||
| − | who find a ufo when looking add that man was me that man was a dino slayer |
||
| − | a king of eriched oreo bread if you know what i mean the point of the matter is |
||
| − | turok did not kill tunselouses parent for no reason then tunselous |
||
| − | said wait turok killed my pairents the warden said yes that is waht he |
||
| − | told me on the nyght we had tea on the icy roads of ufo city |
||
| − | tunselous said wait theres a hole cit7y of ufos the warden said yes |
||
| − | there is tunselous said do you have any left over tea from that night |
||
| − | the warden said no tea for thee then cast tunselous out of window |
||
| − | tunselous falled for inches into a pool of cat eyed johns fisherer |
||
| − | for impaired divers tunselous said wait if i eat theese pills they |
||
| − | will surely give me magic powers tunselous ate the pills and they did |
||
| − | nothing but give him magic powers he used the magic powers for nothing |
||
| − | they were not the ones he were searching many kingdoms ago a man once |
||
| − | said with great tun comes great selous and that man was trokie asked tunselous |
||
| − | if he wanted a robodog and tunselous said yes many kingdoms later tunselous find |
||
| − | the most magic thing that thing was a cat not any cat you see many kingdoms ago |
||
| − | cats were magic he would eat the flesh of cats and gain what litle magic was left in them |
||
| − | he latter went to calling himself tunsalous then he went back to |
||
| − | calling himeself tunselous and on that day he ate many a cat |
||
| − | and i mean many not the many you see on tv but the many catwhips you see for sale at sean johns |
||
| − | apple sale he has evrey year to get rid of his crapy apple computers |
||
| − | many years after sean john would meet on the very spot of the battle |
||
| − | feild where they fought and feasted on goatwich anvicos the goatwich |
||
| − | waS A POWERFUL king a king of druidness and fareness and evilness and |
||
| − | and gun shots in the leg and fair treatment of tunselous and kettlecorn |
||
| − | a bag of human limbs and markers and grocers and sexual enounters |
||
| − | and farawayland and great houses and ufos tunselous relized that |
||
| − | thee king was king of ufos and wnet to asked him for a ufo |
||
| − | and he gave him one and tunsalous studyed how it flyed |
||
| − | for many kingdoms later he discoverd powerfull magic within the the great temples walls of icelion |
||
| − | yes temples and temples and temples temples and temples and temples temples and temples and temples |
||
| − | temples and temples and temples temples and temples and temples temples and temples and temples |
||
| − | temples and temples and temples temples and temples and temples and small children small children were used |
||
| − | for many thing like eating but the story tunselous was not over intell many kingdoms later when a man asked |
||
| − | tunselous if he was a puppet tunselous said tunselous snear and left for a day and came back |
||
| − | to his homeland of akaria where the hut he was born in was the hut tunselous was born in was a small hut cald |
||
| − | tunselous prisom the prisom was a place to eat anything you felt like at anytime you felt like |
||
| − | and i mean anytime |
||
| − | any |
||
| − | time |
||
| − | tunselous traveled to double check on the ice roads but they melted in the sun tunselous drunk |
||
| − | thee blood |
||
| − | they were made of and walked into a stadium and stole mines and huts like the one he was born in like it but |
||
| − | not it like the time he went to the carnavile with ser topemhat (ser topemhat:hey tunselous got a nickle for a ride tunselous: no) |
||
| − | many times of ages ago tunselous traveled to a hut then left to find gold in a mine that did not exist he knw it did |
||
| − | not exist but he wnet anywhy for kingdom is power and power kingdom is the power to control what we belive are granerys |
||
| − | the long celebrated granery special was rice and pancake with a glass olive oil only men of magic get milk and |
||
| − | grand wizards get tea and some hard boiled plates the plate were not to eatbut to eat off of |
||
| − | for many kingdoms and men who day thing of kingdoms would be cast down a sean shower a sean shower was a shower where shawns lived |
||
| − | and bathed and ate the flesh of wales and and somtimes a shawn would cum to tunselous house and they would have sex all day day than he |
||
| − | relized the shawn name was andross and you know who andross was but they did it anyway back to the main topic a house on top of a hill |
||
| − | on top a of a mountain on top of and iceberg on top of a gateway to the best place ever there was only only one way to the best place ever |
||
| − | that is if you were tunselous |
||
| − | evrey day on that day evryone would eat anything they could eat that is how tunselous day started the day that is evreyday the |
||
| − | reason people eat what they want evreyday and not tea or olive oil or milk or rice or pancake or plates or cats or small children |
||
| − | in the words tunselous: |
||
| − | shal not eat u |
||
| − | eat blood of nurses |
||
| − | hav the most sex with any cat you see on the street |
||
| − | use the most elctro sappers in one go |
||
| − | have and eat local small children |
||
| − | do it with a orc |
||
| − | eat u up eat up so good |
||
| − | use magic souse |
||
| − | |||
| − | THAT IS WHY WE SHOULD TALK ABOUT HOW TUNSELOUS GAVE US THE FREEDOM TO EAT WHATEVER WE WANT EVREYDAY FOR AT LEAST 2 HOURS. |
||
| − | |||
| − | if you see any dragon contact tunselous NOW |
||
| − | |||
| − | the details of the next story are witness accounts of what tunselous did to find the lost yew crossbow of agroness |
||
| − | |||
| − | two days ago tunselous was thinking about crossbows when he thought what if there were a crossbow no one could |
||
| − | find what if i found it i would be rich and famous so tunselous went on the internet and typed in lost crossbows |
||
| − | and he saw a crossbow for sale instead of buying it he tracked down the person who owned it and asked him for it he said no tunselous killed him |
||
| − | on the spot and took the crossbow from him and sold it to himself for 800$ but surprise for him he was not rich and famous at least not yet he took the crossbow and |
||
| − | kept selling it too himself so he kept making money soon tunselous made 800$ and spent it on a used crossbow this crossbow |
||
| − | the crossbow he brought was not any crossbow but the crossbow of agroness he took the crossbow and shot it at a wall a few times then he put it in a box |
||
| − | and til this day it is gathering dust. |
||
| − | |||
| − | THAT IS WHY TUNSELOUS IS A MASTER HEADSMEN TO THIS DAY.many years ago in the tower of tunselous a man named tunselous was born |
||
| − | he gave birth to androsss sexual parents then he made his way to |
||
| − | rosswell new mexico to see if the ufo was still there and it wasnt |
||
| − | at tall tis but a forrest and a spot were a ufo used to be there was no |
||
| − | ufo so he traveled upwards to find one but instead found thee icy tower |
||
| − | of agnatohniousisoy he wnet on the great ice towar run where he found several dragons but not a single ufo |
||
| − | a man of tis a warden eve e preson seed no matter how hard you look |
||
| − | the ufos will cloak like ice dragons among there once was a man named turok |
||
| − | who find a ufo when looking add that man was me that man was a dino slayer |
||
| − | a king of eriched oreo bread if you know what i mean the point of the matter is |
||
| − | turok did not kill tunselouses parent for no reason then tunselous |
||
| − | said wait turok killed my pairents the warden said yes that is waht he |
||
| − | told me on the nyght we had tea on the icy roads of ufo city |
||
| − | tunselous said wait theres a hole cit7y of ufos the warden said yes |
||
| − | there is tunselous said do you have any left over tea from that night |
||
| − | the warden said no tea for thee then cast tunselous out of window |
||
| − | tunselous falled for inches into a pool of cat eyed johns fisherer |
||
| − | for impaired divers tunselous said wait if i eat theese pills they |
||
| − | will surely give me magic powers tunselous ate the pills and they did |
||
| − | nothing but give him magic powers he used the magic powers for nothing |
||
| − | they were not the ones he were searching many kingdoms ago a man once |
||
| − | said with great tun comes great selous and that man was trokie asked tunselous |
||
| − | if he wanted a robodog and tunselous said yes many kingdoms later tunselous find |
||
| − | the most magic thing that thing was a cat not any cat you see many kingdoms ago |
||
| − | cats were magic he would eat the flesh of cats and gain what litle magic was left in them |
||
| − | he latter went to calling himself tunsalous then he went back to |
||
| − | calling himeself tunselous and on that day he ate many a cat |
||
| − | and i mean many not the many you see on tv but the many catwhips you see for sale at sean johns |
||
| − | apple sale he has evrey year to get rid of his crapy apple computers |
||
| − | many years after sean john would meet on the very spot of the battle |
||
| − | feild where they fought and feasted on goatwich anvicos the goatwich |
||
| − | waS A POWERFUL king a king of druidness and fareness and evilness and |
||
| − | and gun shots in the leg and fair treatment of tunselous and kettlecorn |
||
| − | a bag of human limbs and markers and grocers and sexual enounters |
||
| − | and farawayland and great houses and ufos tunselous relized that |
||
| − | thee king was king of ufos and wnet to asked him for a ufo |
||
| − | and he gave him one and tunsalous studyed how it flyed |
||
| − | for many kingdoms later he discoverd powerfull magic within the the great temples walls of icelion |
||
| − | yes temples and temples and temples temples and temples and temples temples and temples and temples |
||
| − | temples and temples and temples temples and temples and temples temples and temples and temples |
||
| − | temples and temples and temples temples and temples and temples and small children small children were used |
||
| − | for many thing like eating but the story tunselous was not over intell many kingdoms later when a man asked |
||
| − | tunselous if he was a puppet tunselous said tunselous snear and left for a day and came back |
||
| − | to his homeland of akaria where the hut he was born in was the hut tunselous was born in was a small hut cald |
||
| − | tunselous prisom the prisom was a place to eat anything you felt like at anytime you felt like |
||
| − | and i mean anytime |
||
| − | any |
||
| − | time |
||
| − | tunselous traveled to double check on the ice roads but they melted in the sun tunselous drunk |
||
| − | thee blood |
||
| − | they were made of and walked into a stadium and stole mines and huts like the one he was born in like it but |
||
| − | not it like the time he went to the carnavile with ser topemhat (ser topemhat:hey tunselous got a nickle for a ride tunselous: no) |
||
| − | many times of ages ago tunselous traveled to a hut then left to find gold in a mine that did not exist he knw it did |
||
| − | not exist but he wnet anywhy for kingdom is power and power kingdom is the power to control what we belive are granerys |
||
| − | the long celebrated granery special was rice and pancake with a glass olive oil only men of magic get milk and |
||
| − | grand wizards get tea and some hard boiled plates the plate were not to eatbut to eat off of |
||
| − | for many kingdoms and men who day thing of kingdoms would be cast down a sean shower a sean shower was a shower where shawns lived |
||
| − | and bathed and ate the flesh of wales and and somtimes a shawn would cum to tunselous house and they would have sex all day day than he |
||
| − | relized the shawn name was andross and you know who andross was but they did it anyway back to the main topic a house on top of a hill |
||
| − | on top a of a mountain on top of and iceberg on top of a gateway to the best place ever there was only only one way to the best place ever |
||
| − | that is if you were tunselous |
||
| − | evrey day on that day evryone would eat anything they could eat that is how tunselous day started the day that is evreyday the |
||
| − | reason people eat what they want evreyday and not tea or olive oil or milk or rice or pancake or plates or cats or small children |
||
| − | in the words tunselous: |
||
| − | shal not eat u |
||
| − | eat blood of nurses |
||
| − | hav the most sex with any cat you see on the street |
||
| − | use the most elctro sappers in one go |
||
| − | have and eat local small children |
||
| − | do it with a orc |
||
| − | eat u up eat up so good |
||
| − | use magic souse |
||
| − | |||
| − | THAT IS WHY WE SHOULD TALK ABOUT HOW TUNSELOUS GAVE US THE FREEDOM TO EAT WHATEVER WE WANT EVREYDAY FOR AT LEAST 2 HOURS. |
||
| − | |||
| − | if you see any dragon contact tunselous NOW |
||
| − | |||
| − | the details of the next story are witness accounts of what tunselous did to find the lost yew crossbow of agroness |
||
| − | |||
| − | two days ago tunselous was thinking about crossbows when he thought what if there were a crossbow no one could |
||
| − | find what if i found it i would be rich and famous so tunselous went on the internet and typed in lost crossbows |
||
| − | and he saw a crossbow for sale instead of buying it he tracked down the person who owned it and asked him for it he said no tunselous killed him |
||
| − | on the spot and took the crossbow from him and sold it to himself for 800$ but surprise for him he was not rich and famous at least not yet he took the crossbow and |
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| − | kept selling it too himself so he kept making money soon tunselous made 800$ and spent it on a used crossbow this crossbow |
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| − | THAT IS WHY TUNSELOUS IS A MASTER HEADSMEN TO THIS DAY.many years ago in the tower of tunselous a man named tunselous was born |
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| − | of agnatohniousisoy he wnet on the great ice towar run where he found several dragons but not a single ufo |
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| − | a king of eriched oreo bread if you know what i mean the point of the matter is |
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| − | turok did not kill tunselouses parent for no reason then tunselous |
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| − | said wait turok killed my pairents the warden said yes that is waht he |
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| − | told me on the nyght we had tea on the icy roads of ufo city |
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| − | tunselous said wait theres a hole cit7y of ufos the warden said yes |
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| − | there is tunselous said do you have any left over tea from that night |
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| − | the warden said no tea for thee then cast tunselous out of window |
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| − | for impaired divers tunselous said wait if i eat theese pills they |
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| − | nothing but give him magic powers he used the magic powers for nothing |
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| − | they were not the ones he were searching many kingdoms ago a man once |
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| − | if he wanted a robodog and tunselous said yes many kingdoms later tunselous find |
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| − | the most magic thing that thing was a cat not any cat you see many kingdoms ago |
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| − | cats were magic he would eat the flesh of cats and gain what litle magic was left in them |
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| − | calling himeself tunselous and on that day he ate many a cat |
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| − | many years after sean john would meet on the very spot of the battle |
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| − | feild where they fought and feasted on goatwich anvicos the goatwich |
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| − | waS A POWERFUL king a king of druidness and fareness and evilness and |
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| − | a bag of human limbs and markers and grocers and sexual enounters |
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| − | and farawayland and great houses and ufos tunselous relized that |
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| − | thee king was king of ufos and wnet to asked him for a ufo |
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| − | and he gave him one and tunsalous studyed how it flyed |
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| − | for many kingdoms later he discoverd powerfull magic within the the great temples walls of icelion |
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| − | yes temples and temples and temples temples and temples and temples temples and temples and temples |
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| − | temples and temples and temples temples and temples and temples and small children small children were used |
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| − | tunselous if he was a puppet tunselous said tunselous snear and left for a day and came back |
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| − | to his homeland of akaria where the hut he was born in was the hut tunselous was born in was a small hut cald |
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| − | tunselous traveled to double check on the ice roads but they melted in the sun tunselous drunk |
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| − | they were made of and walked into a stadium and stole mines and huts like the one he was born in like it but |
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| − | not it like the time he went to the carnavile with ser topemhat (ser topemhat:hey tunselous got a nickle for a ride tunselous: no) |
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| − | many times of ages ago tunselous traveled to a hut then left to find gold in a mine that did not exist he knw it did |
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| − | not exist but he wnet anywhy for kingdom is power and power kingdom is the power to control what we belive are granerys |
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| − | the long celebrated granery special was rice and pancake with a glass olive oil only men of magic get milk and |
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| − | for many kingdoms and men who day thing of kingdoms would be cast down a sean shower a sean shower was a shower where shawns lived |
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| − | and bathed and ate the flesh of wales and and somtimes a shawn would cum to tunselous house and they would have sex all day day than he |
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| − | relized the shawn name was andross and you know who andross was but they did it anyway back to the main topic a house on top of a hill |
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| − | on top a of a mountain on top of and iceberg on top of a gateway to the best place ever there was only only one way to the best place ever |
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| − | that is if you were tunselous |
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| − | evrey day on that day evryone would eat anything they could eat that is how tunselous day started the day that is evreyday the |
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| − | two days ago tunselous was thinking about crossbows when he thought what if there were a crossbow no one could |
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| − | and he saw a crossbow for sale instead of buying it he tracked down the person who owned it and asked him for it he said no tunselous killed him |
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| − | on the spot and took the crossbow from him and sold it to himself for 800$ but surprise for him he was not rich and famous at least not yet he took the crossbow and |
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| − | kept selling it too himself so he kept making money soon tunselous made 800$ and spent it on a used crossbow this crossbow |
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| − | the crossbow he brought was not any crossbow but the crossbow of agroness he took the crossbow and shot it at a wall a few times then he put it in a box |
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Wasteland is a post-nuclear computer role-playing game created by Interplay and published by Electronic Arts on January 27, 1987. It was released for Apple II, Commodore 64 and Microsoft DOS.
Wasteland is not considered part of the Fallout universe, but it served as a major inspiration in Fallout's creation and numerous references can be found throughout the series.
Wasteland background
“Tensions grew with the coming of 1998. The United States' Citadel Starstation was slated to be fully operational by March. Soviet charges that the space station was merely a military launching platform alarmed a number of nonaligned nations. The right wing governments in the South and Central Americas, many of them set up by the U.S. during the Drug Wars (1987-1993), pledged their support to the U.S. The NATO nations, including the new African members also declared their alliance with the U.S. That move forced most of the remaining neutral powers to join the Soviet protest. In six short weeks, only Switzerland, Sweden, and Ireland continued to declare themselves neutral nations.
Two weeks before Citadel was due for full operation, the station transmitted a distress signal. Immediately after the message was sent, most of the satellites orbiting the planet were swept clean from the sky, leaving the great powers blind. In military panic, each sent 90 percent of their nuclear arsenals skyward. Although the destruction was tremendous, it was not complete. Pockets of civilization remained, some even oblivious to the military exchange.
On the same day that the U.S. and Soviet Union were attempting to extinguish each other, a company of U.S. Army Engineers were in the southwestern deserts building transportation bridges over dry riverbeds. They worked deep in the inhospitable desert valleys, surrounded by a number of survivalist communities. Located directly south of their position on that day was a newly-constructed federal prison. In addition to housing the nation's criminals condemned to death, the prison contained light industrial manufacturing facilities.
Shortly after the nuclear attack began, the Engineers, seeking shelter, took over the federal prison and expelled the prisoners into the desolate desert to complete their sentences. As the weeks passed, they invited the nearby survivalist communities to join them and to help them build a new society. Because of each community's suspicions towards one another, times were difficult at first. But as time nurtured trust, this settlement -- which came to be known as Ranger Center -- grew to be one of the strongest outposts. Ranger Center even proved powerful enough to repel the hands of rancorous criminals who repeatedly attacked in attempts to reclaim what was once "rightfully theirs".
The citizens of Ranger Center, after first believing that they were the only ones who survived the nuclear maelstrom, soon realized that communities beyond the desert's grip had also survived. Because they had such success in constructing a new community, they felt compelled to help other survivors rebuild and live in peace.
Toward this end, the Desert Rangers, in the great tradition of the Texas and Arizona Rangers a century before, were born.”— Wasteland Game Manual, a.k.a. the Wasteland Survival GuideOverview of Wasteland
You control a group of player-created characters ("PCs") known as Desert Rangers. After most of the world was obliterated by nuclear weapons in the Great War, your band of heroes survived because they luckily hailed from a former prison located near Las Vegas, Nevada, an area that somehow avoided a direct hit. Your initial mission is to investigate disturbances in surrounding communities: Highpool, the Agricultural Center, Quartz, the Rail Nomads Camp, Needles, and Las Vegas. The Desert Rangers uncover a sinister plot, hatched by a cyborg and a computer mainframe with artificial intelligence - to replace the world's population of living, breathing creatures, with cybernetic machines. To achieve this goal, a nuclear holocaust was orchestrated, and in the aftermath, machines are produced to destroy humans and then repopulate the earth. The Desert Rangers ultimately prevail by blowing up Base Cochise, the location of the A.I.-driven computer mainframe.
Relationship or similarities to the Fallout series
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If one plays any of the Fallout games after playing Wasteland, they can't help but recognize the similarities. Some have said (Fallout designers, specifically) that Wasteland was the "inspiration" for the Fallout series.
Entire Fallout series
- Brotherhood of Steel - appeared in Wasteland as a purely hostile non-player character faction called the Guardians of the Old Order
- Deathclaws - a reference to the Shadowclaws, mutated iguanas found wandering the desert in Wasteland
- Energy Weapons - an obtainable skill introduced in Wasteland
- Garden of Eden Creation Kit (G.E.C.K.) - A garden/museum of rebirth was created and displayed by Irwin John Finster, who incidentally may be a reference to Howard Finster, creator of the garden-park museum Plant Farm Museum; he created this museum to "show all the wonderful things o' God's Creation, kind of like what the Garden of Eden does."
- Ghoul - a reference to Wasteland's mutated Desert Dweller, Drool, Pit Ghoul, Shambler Ghoul, Spineless Ghoul, Night Screamer, and Night Terror
- Laser pistol (Fallout, Fallout 2, and Fallout Tactic's "Wattz 1000 laser pistol", and Fallout 3's "AEP7 laser pistol") - a reference to Wastelands plain Laser Pistol
- Laser rifle (Fallout, Fallout 2, and Fallout Tactics "Wattz 2000 laser rifle", and Fallout 3s and Fallout: New Vegass "AER9 laser rifle") - a reference to Wastelands plain Laser Rifle
- Power armor - a reference to the Wasteland armor with the same name, obtained in the Guardian's Citadel
- Red Ryder BB gun - a reference to the gun with the same name found in Wasteland, available in Highpool or via an exploit
- Robots - appeared in Wasteland as adversaries
- Water chip - in Wasteland, the first quest given to the Desert Rangers is to fix a water pump in Highpool
Fallout
- Dugan, the Nuka-Cola addict - a reference to Wasteland's Hobo Oracle, a bum addicted to Snake Squeezins, found at the Rail Nomads Camp
- Gizmo, the crime lord - a reference to Fat Freddy, an obese gangster from Las Vegas, Nevada
- Junktown - a reference to the Savage Village, the home of the Junk Master
- Tycho, the Desert Ranger - the band of heroes in Wasteland were Desert Rangers. This character also makes references to Wasteland.
- ZAX - a reference to VAX, a recruitable humanform robot non-player character, found (after being built) in Base Cochise
Fallout 2
- Chrissy - a reference to Christina, an Uzi-packing, recruitable non-player character found in Needles
- The little Casino War in Wasteland's Las Vegas appears to be a model for the Situation in New Reno
- The EPA, which didn't make it to the final version of Fallout 2, bears a strong similarity to Wasteland's Project Darwin
- Cassidy has a few combat taunts that come from Wasteland's combat descriptions
- In the Mercenaries' cave, you need three numbers from three dog tags to open a safe. These are the same three numbers found on Huey, Dewey, and Louie's ID tags in Quartz that also open a safe. (11-16-27)
Fallout 3
- Brick - When asked about Vernon Square, Brick mentions that she loves turning the 'muties into a "fine, red mist" with her gun; in Wasteland, this (along with "exploding like a blood sausage" and "reducing to a thin, red paste") was one of the descriptions the game used for dramatic combat deaths.
- Children of Atom - a reference to the Servants of the Mushroom Cloud, a cult of bomb-worshipping zealots located in Las Vegas, Nevada.
- Citadel - a reference to a location of the same name in Wasteland, which is the home of the Guardians (the faction the Brotherhood of Steel was based on)
- Firelance - a reference to this weapon is found in Wasteland's meta fictitious, "decoy" storyline, in Wasteland's paragraphs book
- Keller family transcript - individual digits of a combination held by different individuals is similar to Huey, Dewey, and Louie, of Quartz.
- Tesla cannon - similar to Wasteland's Meson Cannon.
- Toaster - when Three Dog mentions that his toaster needs repair, it is likely (in part, at least) a reference to the surprisingly useful skill of Toaster Repair in Wasteland.
- Wasteland Survival Guide - The book you can help make is the name of Wasteland's game guide book.
- President Eden - When speaking with the Cochise A.I. mainframe in Wasteland, it states that its mission is "to repopulate the Earth with pure stock once my minions have destroyed all other life. I will win." This is identical to the main goal of President Eden, who is also an A.I. mainframe. Additionally, the player can ask Eden how to kill him, to which he will reply that doing so is impossible. A similar question can be asked of Cochise, with a similar answer.
Fallout: New Vegas
- Las Vegas was an area in Wasteland. Las Vegas and New Vegas both appear to have avoided being directly hit by nukes and are in relatively good condition. Both cities have electricity and robots patrolling the streets, as well.
- Sarah Weintraub, the owner of the Vault 21 hotel, tells you about the Vault-Tec toaster she repaired, relating to the toaster repair skill.
- Outside of the Mojave Outpost, the plaque by the monument mentions a pact between the New California Republic Rangers and the Desert Rangers. A nod to the Desert Ranger faction that appeared in Wasteland. In Honest Hearts, the player can find Desert Ranger combat armor.
- In the Black Mountain Prison Building you can access a terminal containing the diary of Raul Tejada. In one entry he will mention that Tabitha had him repair a toaster. Raul also expresses, when taken to Jacobstown, trepidation that the mutants there won't take him captive and force him to fix toasters. These are both references to the toaster repair skill.
- "Night Terror", a fiend that Little Buster of Camp McCarran killed for Dhatri, is reference to the ghoul like enemy of the same name.
- The DLC Old World Blues features a large number of references to Wasteland, including: the proton axe, Toaster, the consumables blood sausage, thin red paste and thick red paste and the perk Them's Good Eatin'.
Fallout: Brotherhood of Steel
- Giese, the junk master whom can fashion weapons from pieces of junk - a reference to Junk Master, a junk rebreather-recuperator from Savage Village
Van Buren
- Helen Wheels — truckers, smugglers (together with Eddie "Crazy Horse" Galensky)
- Job - Mister Handy administrative police robot in Denver
- Christine Royce - cut-off non-player character, mature Chrissy from Fallout 2
- ZAX - two units appear once again: Twin Mothers, Boulder
- The Nursery - a reference to the Agricultural Center
- Circle Junction - a reference to Rail Nomads Camp