|The following is based on Fallout Shelter and some details might contradict canon.|
Vault-Tec wants you to check up on some...experiments we're running in other Vaults.”
|Opening dialogue||Dweller response||Character response|
|You're too late, Dwellers!|
This Vault is full of nothing but ghosts!
|You're not dead, you're just wearing a sheet.||No, I'm a ghost! Booooooo!|
|Oh no, a ghost! Uh... We're so scared! What will we do?!||Muwhahaha! Take this and run, little Dwellers!|
|Let's see if ghosts can die twice. Attack!.||Ha! You can't hurt us! Wait... Ow!|
|Fear is the only currency in this Vault.|
Tell us something scary, or risk certain doom!
|Three words: Never. Ending. Deathclaws.||Monstrously horrific! Here. A reward.|
|You'll all die alone and unloved?||Existentially dreadful, but not enough! Die!|
|Forget this. We're just going to kill you.||Ha! Now that's scary! For YOU!|
|I am the Overseer. Behold our Vault of horrors!|
We trade in fear. A scare is worth more than Caps here.
|Nothing scarier than overwhelming firepower.||Ha ha! Here you are.|
|We need some spooky clothes.||Here. One of my spare outfits.|
|You say you don't need Caps? We're happy to take all of them!||Here. Nothing about money scares us.|
|Any frightful crafting junk in this Vault?||May you make something spooky with it.|
|We've been breached!|
You can't have our secrets, Dwellers.
|Secrets? What secrets?||Super-secret secrets, that's what! We'll never talk!|
|Don’t worry. We'll keep your secrets. We were never even here.||Yes! Now take this briefcase. This meeting never took place...|
|We'll beat your secrets out of you!||Rogue agents! Code red!|
|Spying is all we know. All we live for.|
Give us intel on your Vault, or else!
|Of course. We'll tell you everything!||Excellent. You're our double-agents now!|
|Here's some choice intel: it's underground.||You think we're idiots? Get them!|
|No one spies on our Vault. Attack!||Contact! Kill everyone!|
|Hello, fellow Dwellers.|
I'm the Overseer and Master Spy for this Vault.
|Surely you have a secret doomsday weapon you can share?||All I have is this, but you're welcome to it.|
|How about some spiffy spy clothes?||This is our uniform. Take one.|
|Forget secrets. We only trade in bottlecaps.||Fine. Take all you need.|
|We have some secret crafting projects we need junk for.||I like it. Here you are.|
|Zounds! Adventurers from some distant land!|
Have you come to trade with our fair kingdom?
|You're all ridiculous.||Such odd manners of speech! Off with you.|
|Huzzah! We are here to trade with you, good knights!||Here is the bounty from our last quest.|
|Face our blades... er... guns! Attack!||Have at thee!|
|The Code of Chivalry rules here.|
Honesty, bravery, and hospitality are our laws.
|By our honor, we so swear!||We dub thee: Knights of the Realm!|
|News flash: you're in a Vault, not a castle!||What nonsense! Away with thee!|
|We got your Chivalry right here! Get them!||To arms!|
|You may bow before the king!|
My land is generous, and noble.
|We seek weapons to protect our kingdom!||And you shall have them.|
|We dig the knight outfits. Can we have one?||May this armor protect you from harm.|
|Got any cash, king?||The treasures of our land are yours.|
|Any crafting junk in this land of yours?||Our blacksmiths may have something of interest. Here.|
|Gary? Gary!||What's wrong with you?||Gary! Gary!|
|Uh... Gary? Gary, Gary?||Gary!|
|No one calls us Gary! Attack!||Gary!|
|Gary! Gary Gary Gary!||We know the answer to this. It's Gary.||Gary!|
|Say something else!||Gary!|
|That's it. You're all dead.||Gary!|
|Gary! Gary Gary!|
(He points to a stash of items. Gifts?)
|Uh... We'll take the weapon.||Gary!|
|That outfit looks nice.||Gary!|
|We're all about that sack of bottlecaps.||Gary!|
|That junk looks useful for crafting.||Gary!|
|Place your bets! Place your bets!|
Red or black?
|Red?||Sorry, you lose. Better luck next time!|
|Black.||You're a winner!|
|We bet on... Death! Kill them!||The bets are off and the fix is in!|
|This Vault is devoted to nothing but Lady Luck herself!|
I'm going to draw a card. Guess it right and win a prize!
|Queen of Hearts?||Always your best bet! You win.|
|Ace of spades?||Loser!|
|How about we kill you first? Attack!||Looks like the house loses!|
|What are the odds? Fellow Dwellers!|
I'm the Overseer here. Lady Luck is always on my side!
|We like backing up our luck with weaponry.||Critical hit!|
|We'll roll our fortunes on new clothes.||Take my lucky suit!|
|We'll take home our winnings in Caps.||Let's cash you out.|
|We'll take that junk in the prize window.||Hey, glad someone finally wants it!|
|Step into the ring, Dwellers!|
Behold our signature move, the Radscorpion Hold!
|We prefer boxing to wrestling. Sorry.||What kind of talk is that? Out of the ring!|
|You'll never defeat... The Deathclaw Dive!||Oh no! Such an awesome move! We're done for!|
|Our counter-move is we kill all of you!||No holds barred!|
|All disputes in this Vault are solved by wrestling!|
You want to stay, you need an awesome wrestling name!
|We are... The Vault Vigilantes!||A fearsome name to shake the ring for years to come!|
|Our team name is... The Only Ones Who Aren't Idiots.||Mocking the ring? Time to knock you down for the count!|
|This is dumb, and we're going to murder you.||Time to clean up your act!|
|I am the undisputed Heavy Weight Champion!|
As Overseer of this Vault, the people look to me!
|Got any weapons we can take?||Weapons are banned in the ring... But yeah, of course!|
|How about a wrestler outfit of our very own?||Oh yeah!|
|Care to share some Caps?||Here. From my last match.|
|You guys don't have any junk for crafting, do you?||As it so happens, I have this. It's yours!|
Behind the scenesEdit
|The following is based on unverified behind the scenes information and has not been confirmed by canon sources.|
|End of information based on unverified behind the scenes information.|