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This is a transcript for dialogue with Tops promoter.

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GREETING GREETING Happy 100 {cheerfully obnoxious} "Hey, asshole!" 1
Happy 100 Everyone loves a good insult, am I right? So you'll love Hadrian, LIVE at the Aces Theater! {cheerfully} 2
GREETING Neutral 50 Pull my finger, {puh-leeze} please! {obnoxiously loud and cheerful} 3
Happy 100 See Billy Knight, King of the One-Liners - LIVE at the Aces Theater! If you miss it, you'll "Take your life, please!" {delivering the message with enthusiasm} 4
GREETING Neutral 50 Don't miss The Lonesome Drifter, LIVE at the Aces Theater! 5
Neutral 50 Songs so sad and lonesome, audience members of the opposite sex will be fighting over who gets to go back to your room with you - guaranteed! 6
GREETING Neutral 50 Ready to tap your toes and snap your fingers? Don't miss Bruce Issac, LIVE at the Ace Theater! 7
vFreeformTheStreet02VStreetTopsPromoter01Topic000 What sort of show are you talking about? Happy 100 Hadrian, the insult comic! "Did I stutter, fucktard?{"laughs} 8
Happy 50 See, I'm using insults to promote the act. That was my idea! {proud of yourself} 9
What sort of show are you talking about? Neutral 50 One-liners! The epi-tome of comedy! Little nuggets of hilarity irresistibly bringing forth laughter! {"epitome" mispronounced as "epi-tome" instead of "i-pi-tomi"} 10
Happy 100 You know, like "is that your face, or is a bowl of puke stuck in your collar?" I tell you, you gotta see this show! 11
vFreeformTheStreet02VStreetTopsPromoter01Topic001 Where do I find the Aces Theater? Happy 100 At the coolest, hippest, swinging-est joint on the Strip, that's where! The Tops, baby - don't miss it! 12
vFreeformTheStreet02VStreetTopsPromoter01Topic003 Get away from me. Anger 20 No need to be rude, pal. Just trying to bring the joy of entertainment into your life! 13
vFreeformTheStreet02VStreetTopsPromoter02Topic000 Who is the Lonesome Drifter? Neutral 50 Way I hear it, he's some whack job who used to spend his nights sitting around a campfire and howling to himself. {confiding in the player} 14
Neutral 50 Who wants to hear songs that make you wanna cry? I try to tell them. But hey, they don't pay me to ask questions. 15
Neutral 50 Do me a favor - go see the show. Otherwise they'll think I didn't do my job. 16
Who's Bruce Issac? Neutral 50 A velvety-voiced cool cat fresh out of New Reno, that's who! When Bruce sings, his smokey, dulcet tones will transport you to another world! 17
vFreeformTheStreet02VStreetTopsPromoter02Topic001 Where do I find the Aces Theater? Neutral 50 The Tops casino, my friend! If you're in the mood to knock back a few and frolic the night away, ain't no better place on Earth! 18
vFreeformTheStreet02VStreetTopsPromoter02Topic006 Stop bugging me. Neutral 50 Just doing my job, okay? Jeesh. 19

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