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TOPIC TEXT / PROMPT
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EMOTION
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RESPONSE TEXT
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BillyKnightComedy
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How long have you been doing comedy?
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Surprise 30
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If you believe my mother, since she first laid eyes on me. First thing she said was "Boy! That's a funny-looking kid!"
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1
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Happy 20
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I guess I got a face only a mother could love, because nobody else would give me the time of day.
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2
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Surprise 30
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Maybe you can help me, see, I can never tell when it's lunchtime.
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3
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BillyKnightIntro
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Who are you?
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Disgust 25
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The name's Knight. Billy Knight. And this here is what a lifelong career in comedy will get you.
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4
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BillyKnightWork
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Tommy Torini at the Tops is hiring entertainers. I could put in a word for you.
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Happy 100
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Yeah? Hey, you're all right! Tell him I'll do it for a hundred a night! No! Fifty! No, twenty! Ten!
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Happy 100
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Just don't rob me, and I'll do it!
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6
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Have you reconsidered asking for a better price from Tommy?
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Happy 30
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Hey, I'm just happy to get any kind of work I can.
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GREETING
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GREETING
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Anger 25
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Hey, come on, pal, I'm trying to put on a show here!
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GREETING
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Anger 25
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Hey, come on, lady, I'm trying to put on a show here!
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GREETING
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Anger 25
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You again? You should meet my bookie, you have something in common - every time I talk to you, I lose caps!
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10
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VMSTopsTalentPoolVMSTopsBillyKnightTopic000
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Sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt.
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Neutral 50
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Jeez, some people....
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VMSTopsTalentPoolVMSTopsBillyKnightTopic001
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I just have a few questions.
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Neutral 50
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All right, but make it snappy, this isn't exactly a lucrative career enterprise here.
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12
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VMSTopsTalentPoolVMSTopsBillyKnightTopic002
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But we're standing on a street corner in the middle of nowhere.
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Sad 30
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That's exactly my point, kid. Exactly my point.
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13
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VMSTopsTalentPoolVMSTopsBillyKnightTopic003
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It's very impressive.
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Happy 50
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Woof! If you're not the most sarcastic fella I ever met, your standards are so low they could use you at the Annual Gomorrah Saucy Limbo Competition.
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Anger 20
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As the bar!
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15
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It's very impressive.
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Happy 50
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Woof! If you're not the most sarcastic dame I ever met, your standards are so low they could use you at the Annual Gomorrah Saucy Limbo Competition.
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Anger 20
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As the bar!
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VMSTopsTalentPoolVMSTopsBillyKnightTopic004
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So you're looking for your big break?
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Happy 25
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A break's better than a shot - less chance of lead poisoning. Hey, if you know any gigs hiring, I'll work cheap. Real cheap. I'll take peanuts!
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VMSTopsTalentPoolVMSTopsBillyKnightTopic005
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With jokes like that, no wonder you're working the street.
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Pained 20
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Hey, now, come on! I prefer the term "outdoor entertainment bonanza." Besides, have you seen the caps whores make in this town? I should be so lucky!
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VMSTopsTalentPoolVMSTopsBillyKnightTopic006
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Don't sell yourself short. You're worth a lot more than that.
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Surprise 25
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[SUCCEEDED] Whoa, geez, what was I thinking? You're right, I oughta go in there with a cool head, tell him how much I'm really worth.
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20
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No, you've got to start high! Ask for a million and go from there!
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Surprise 20
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[FAILED] Look, I appreciate the vote of confidence, but you don't know what it's like.
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Surprise 15
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They offer me a roof over my head and half a Fancy Lad and I'll fold like a classy napkin.
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VMSTopsTalentPoolVMSTopsBillyKnightTopic007
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Sure, here's his card.
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Happy 50
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Sweet daisies, here I come!
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VMSTopsTalentPoolVMSTopsBillyKnightTopic009
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Look, just hang out here for a bit, I want to make sure you get a deal.
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Surprise 20
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Hey, okay, but don't take too long, I don't want to miss this!
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