| TOPIC
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TOPIC TEXT / PROMPT
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EMOTION
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RESPONSE TEXT
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#
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| GREETING
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GREETING
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Neutral 50
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Leave me alone. Haven't you done enough?
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1
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| GREETING
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Neutral 50
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Why are you standing still? Do you think that the world waits for you while you you stand there drooling? Get back out there and get to work! {chewing out a subordinate}
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2
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| GREETING
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Neutral 50
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Can't you see I'm busy?
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3
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| GREETING
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Neutral 50
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I thought I told you to get lost.
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4
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| GREETING
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Neutral 50
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Why are you standing still? Do you think that the world waits for you while you you stand there drooling? Get back out there and get to work! {chewing out a subordinate}
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5
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| VMS18VMS18PhilippeTopic000
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Yes, sir.
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Neutral 50
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Don't make eye contact with me! Look at the floor. And get back to work!
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6
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| VMS18VMS18PhilippeTopic001
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I think you may have me confused with someone else.
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Neutral 50
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Oh really? So despite your filthy face and your vacant expression and your complete lack of human dignity, you're telling me you're not a server? {angry and sarcastic}
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7
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| VMS18VMS18PhilippeTopic002
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Who do you think you are, talking to me that way?
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Neutral 50
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Who do-? Who the fuck do you think I am? I'm the fucking god of New Vegas brahmin fusion cuisine, that's who. {Repeating back "who do you think you are?" stunned that someone would dare ask.}
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8
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| Neutral 50
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No. No. That doesn't even give me the credit I deserve. I fucking invented edible food!
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9
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| Neutral 50
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Do you like eating? Good. You owe me your entire goddamned garbage existence.
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10
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| VMS18VMS18PhilippeTopic004
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[Attack] You'll be feeding birds when I'm through with you.
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Neutral 50
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I'll carve that stupid look off your inbred face! {about to attack with a knife.}
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11
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| [Attack] You'll be feeding birds when I'm through with you.
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Neutral 50
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Now get the hell out of my sight, or I'll bathe your face in the deep fryer.
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12
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| VMS18VMS18PhilippeTopic005
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<Lie> Oh no, you have it right. I'm a server.
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Neutral 50
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Well then why the fuck are you still standing there like you aren't the lowest form of life ever to be flushed down the evolutionary toilet?
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13
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| VMS18VMS18PhilippeTopic006
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<Lie> I'm here to talk business. Interested in putting out a cookbook?
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Neutral 50
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[SUCCEEDED] What, me? The supreme ruler of the Nevada dining scene? Teach lowlife half-wits to make food that doesn't smell like burning excrement?
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14
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| Neutral 50
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Do you think it would sell? {confidentially}
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15
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| VMS18VMS18PhilippeTopic007
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Hey, could I, uh, buy some of your recipes?
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Neutral 50
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Yes, of course. {sweetly}
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16
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| Neutral 50
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[FAILED] There's nothing I'd like more than to hand the deepest secrets of my artistry to some idiot in exchange for a dirty handful of caps. {authentic at first, then blowing his top.}
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17
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| VMS18VMS18PhilippeTopic008
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You're screwed up in the head.
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Neutral 50
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[FAILED] Yeah. You know why? It gets worse every time some sniveling wet blanket cries about how I need to tiptoe around his precious feelings.
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18
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| You're screwed up in the head.
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Neutral 50
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[FAILED] Yeah. You know why? It gets worse every time some sniveling wet blanket cries about how I need to tiptoe around her precious feelings.
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19
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| VMS18VMS18PhilippeTopic009
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Your predisposition towards anger suggests unresolved issues in your past.
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Neutral 50
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[?] What kind of harebrained fucking psychobabble bullshit is that?
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20
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| Neutral 50
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I yell at people because I like yelling at people and because they fucking deserve it. Not because Mumsy and Daddy-kins didn't hug me enough.
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21
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| VMS18VMS18PhilippeTopic010
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I'm a new honorary member of the White Glove Society.
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Neutral 50
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Well what do you want? I'm very busy here.
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22
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| VMS18VMS18PhilippeTopic012
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You may be projecting. Tell me more about your parents.
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Neutral 50
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[?] Oh. I see how it is. You think because my father walked out on us when I was five, now I have to yell at people.
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23
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| Neutral 50
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Or because my mother was a deranged chem fiend who regularly brought strange men home who told me to call them uncle.
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24
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| Neutral 50
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Or because my sisters would lock me in a shipping crate when they didn't want me around... and my brother... {slowing down, starting to get a little broken up}
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25
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| Neutral 50
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God, I'd forgotten about that. How could they do that to me? {authentically beside himself}
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26
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| Neutral 50
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[SUCCEEDED] I... I can't stay here. I need to be alone. {authentically beside himself}
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27
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| VMS18VMS18PhilippeTopic013
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What about the banquet?
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Neutral 50
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Forget about the fucking banquet. You know what? You can do it. You be the star chef. Take my recipes.
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28
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| Neutral 50
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It won't fill the hole, though. Just remember that. You'll always feel empty.
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29
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| VMS18VMS18PhilippeTopic014
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You go do that, then.
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Neutral 50
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How could they treat me like that? {to himself, sadly}
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30
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| VMS18VMS18PhilippeTopic015
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I was just wondering where I could find tonight's wines.
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Neutral 50
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Well why don't you fucking try checking the serving table in the wine room, for fuck's sake? Circular room, two rooms down? Ring any bells? Christ!
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31
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| Neutral 50
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Now don't speak to me again or I swear I'll serve you as the main course.
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32
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| VMS18VMS18PhilippeTopic017
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It'll be huge. I'll advance you a hundred caps, plus half the gross.
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Neutral 50
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[SUCCEEDED] All right. Don't get me wrong, I love my job here, but they don't pay me what I'm worth. Too many people skimming off the top.
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33
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| Neutral 50
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Take these. Should be plenty for a book in there. That's all I'm giving. Don't expect me to write some fancy introduction.
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34
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| VMS18VMS18PhilippeTopic018
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Yes. We're a major publisher. But as a sign of good faith I'll need recipes.
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Neutral 50
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<grunts> You're pushing your luck. Here. I have a few copies on me. This better be good enough.
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35
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| Neutral 50
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We're going to have a real problem if this thing isn't a hit.
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36
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| VMS18VMS18PhilippeTopic019
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Uh... how about you give me your recipes and then we'll see.
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Neutral 50
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Yes, of course. {sweetly}
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37
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| Neutral 50
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[FAILED] There's nothing I'd like more than to hand the deepest secrets of my artistry to some idiot in exchange for a dirty handful of caps. {authentic at first, then blowing his top.}
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38
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| VMS18VMS18PhilippeTopic020
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I'll advance you a hundred caps and then... wait, I don't have that much on me.
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Neutral 50
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A hundred caps? I have that much between the cushions of my day bed.
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39
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| Neutral 50
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Come back when you've got a serious offer.
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40
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| VMS18VMS18PhilippeTopic022
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I think I saw a radroach in the pantry. You should check it out.
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Neutral 50
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[SUCCEEDED] No! It'll ruin my ingredients!
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41
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| VMS18VMS18PhilippeTopic023
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Would you, uh, go step in the pantry for a minute?
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Neutral 50
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[FAILED] Now why the fuck would I do that? I don't have time for games. Stop wasting my time.
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