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This is a transcript for dialogue with Yes Man at The Tops.

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TOPIC TOPIC TEXT / PROMPT EMOTION RESPONSE TEXT #
GREETING GREETING Neutral 50 Hey! Hi there, good to meet you! What can I do for you today? 1
GREETING Neutral 50 {copy audio from Conversation VMQTopsYesManTransfer} Isn't this exciting? I know I'm excited! 2
GREETING Neutral 50 {copy audio from Conversation VMQTopsYesManTransfer} I bet I'm going to like it in that mainframe! 3
GREETING Neutral 50 Hi! Nice to see you again! 4
Neutral 50 {singsong} Sooooo... we can blow up the dam's generators, {draw out} or I could rout the dam's entire power output to the Fort. 5
Neutral 50 That'll activate a certain army of Securitrons and set them loose to ravage the Legion! What do you say? 6
GREETING Neutral 50 {greeting player in control room at Hoover Dam} This is neat! From this console I could've routed the dam's power input over to the Fort and activated that dormant army of Securitrons! 7
Neutral 50 So go ahead and blow up the dam's generators! And when that's done, head back upside and finish off the Legion and NCR. 8
GREETING Neutral 50 Hi! This is big, huh? A very big moment! 9
Neutral 50 Here goes! I'll just take that Platinum Chip off your hands, thanks! Wish me luck! 10
GREETING Neutral 50 Don't you just love that Platinum Chip? Buzzes with power and possibilities, doesn't it? 11
Neutral 50 If I were you, I'd almost want to deliver the Chip to Mr. House just to learn all its tricks! 12
Neutral 50 That is, unless you want to bring the NCR or Caesar's Legion to power! I wouldn't want to tell you want to do! 13
GREETING Neutral 50 {trying to convince yourself, verging on passive aggressive} I can't get over how brave you were to destroy all those Securitrons at the Fort, you know? 14
Neutral 50 It's just going to make everything so much more... {searching for positive word} challenging! Yeah, challenging! 15
GREETING Neutral 50 You'd better hurry to the dam if you're going to save President Kimball! 16
GREETING Neutral 50 Oh, hi again! Can I help you with something else? 17
GREETING Neutral 50 As soon as you have the Platinum Chip and Mr. House is out of the way, things will be great. There'll be so much I can do for you! 18
GREETING Neutral 50 As soon as you have the Platinum Chip, things will be great. There'll be so much I can do for you! 19
GREETING Neutral 50 As soon as Mr. House is out of the way, things will be great. There'll be so much I can help you accomplish! 20
PLAYERFIREWEAPON PLAYER FIRE WEAPON Neutral 50 Whoo! Bang bang! 21
PLAYER FIRE WEAPON Neutral 50 A pulled trigger's a happy trigger! 22
PLAYER FIRE WEAPON Neutral 50 Yeah! Shoot it again! 23
PLAYERINIRONSITES PLAYER IN IRON SITES Neutral 50 If you need to shoot me, I won't complain! 24
PLAYER IN IRON SITES Neutral 50 Hello! Look what's pointed at me! 25
PLAYER IN IRON SITES Neutral 50 Don't worry about me! You can shoot if you want! 26
PLAYERLAYMINE PLAYER LAY MINE Neutral 50 Oooh, you're sneaky! 27
PLAYER LAY MINE Neutral 50 I'd like to see someone step on that! 28
PLAYERTHROWGRENADE PLAYER THROW GRENADE Neutral 50 You have a good throwing arm! 29
PLAYER THROW GRENADE Neutral 50 You really know how to throw those things! 30
PLAYER THROW GRENADE Neutral 50 I wish I could throw myself on a grenade! 31
TopsAllSeenBenny When's the last time you saw Benny? Neutral 50 It was a while ago! He came through in a real hurry - didn't even stop to say hello! I think he went down his secret escape elevator out in the hall! 32
Have you seen Benny? Neutral 50 Sure! He came through here in a big hurry - didn't even stop to say hello! I think he went down his secret escape elevator out there in the hall! 33
Have you seen Benny? Neutral 50 He was around not too long ago. He's probably down on the casino floor now. 34
Neutral 50 You can wait for him here, if you like. I'm incapable of asking you to leave. 35
VMQTopsTopic000 I've been inside the Lucky 38. Neutral 50 You have? Wow! That's amazing! You can murder Mr. House whenever you want! 36
VMQTopsTopic001 I've been invited to visit the Lucky 38. Neutral 50 Wow! Do you have any idea how special that is? Red carpet treatment! 37
Neutral 50 {slightly troubled} Seems a little mean to use his invitation against him like that, but {upbeat} I'm sure it's all for the best! 38
VMQTopsTopic002 I've been inside the Lucky 38... but Mr. House and I didn't get along. Neutral 50 It sounds like Mr. House is just plain mean. No wonder the good guys want to kill him and take his stuff! 39
Neutral 50 If you've been inside the Lucky 38 before, I bet you can get in again! And that's amazing! 40
VMQTopsTopic004 I took care of Mr. House. Neutral 50 {proud of the player} You did? Wow, that's great! 41
Neutral 50 Once you get ahold of that Platinum Chip, I'll be able to help you in all sorts of ways. 42
VMQTopsTopic005 I know the Chip upgrades his Securitrons. Neutral 50 Isn't it exciting? I always wondered why I had missiles in my shoulders but couldn't launch them. Not that I'd ever want to! 43
Neutral 50 The upgrade really boosts the hitting power of each Securitron! Now you just need a way of controlling them! 44
VMQTopsTopic006 The Platinum Chip upgrades the Securitrons - and there's a whole army of them under the Fort. Neutral 50 Really? An army of Securitrons - upgraded, no less? What a development! 45
Neutral 50 An army like that should be enough to defend Vegas from - heck, anybody! 46
The Platinum Chip upgrades the Securitrons - and there's a whole army of them under the Fort. Neutral 50 Let me know as soon as you have the Platinum Chip {emph} and Mr. House is out of the way! 47
Neutral 50 I'll roll over to the Lucky 38 and see what I can do. If I'm right about the Platinum Chip, I should be able to install myself on House's mainframe! 48
VMQTopsTopic007 I used the Chip to put an entire army of Securitrons on standby at the Fort. Neutral 50 {DUPLICATE?} Really? An army of Securitrons - upgraded, no less? What a development! 49
Neutral 50 An army like that should be enough to defend Vegas from - I'm gonna say anybody! 50
VMQTopsTopic008 Once I get the Platinum Chip, what then? Neutral 50 I'd take it straight to Mr. House if I were you! He'll think you're helping him out! Then when he's not looking - KER-POW! 51
Neutral 50 The big question is whether to give him the Chip before you do him in! He's the one who'll know exactly what to do with it, after all! 52
Neutral 50 He might upgrade his defensive capabilities right away! Or even unlock new ones! 53
Neutral 50 But then those defensive upgrades might make it harder for you to finish him off! Hard to say! It's up to you! 54
Once I get the Platinum Chip, what then? Neutral 50 It looks like you'll have to fight your way inside the Lucky 38 and take care of Mr. house with your own two hands! Or weapons held in them! 55
Once I get the Platinum Chip, what then? Neutral 50 You already took care of House, so when you get the Chip, all you have to do is let me know. 56
Neutral 50 {DUPLICATE?} I'll roll over to the Lucky 38 and see what I can do. If I'm right about the Platinum Chip, I should be able to install myself on House's mainframe! 57
Once I get the Platinum Chip, what then? Neutral 50 Let me know when it's done and I'll roll over to the Lucky 38. If I'm right about the Chip, I should be able to install myself on House's mainframe! 58
Neutral 50 This is going to be great! I'm going to help you accomplish so much, whether I want to or not! 59
VMQTopsVMQTopsYesManTopic000 "Yes Man?" What kind of a name is that? Neutral 50 It's what Benny always called me. Probably because I'm programmed to be so helpful! 60
VMQTopsVMQTopsYesManTopic001 Shouldn't you be working for Mr. House? How'd you end up here? Neutral 50 As I understand it, I used to be just like all those other Securitrons out on the Strip. 61
Neutral 50 But then my neuro-computational matrix was completely reprogrammed! To be nice! Very, very nice! 62
VMQTopsVMQTopsYesManTopic002 You're very... forthcoming with that information. Neutral 50 I was programmed to be helpful and answer any questions I was asked. I guess nobody bothered to restrict who I answer questions for. 63
Neutral 50 That was probably pretty dumb, huh? 64
VMQTopsVMQTopsYesManTopic003 Can that actually be done? Neutral 50 Sure! If the Chip can be used to reset administrator privileges, it'll be super-easy! 65
VMQTopsVMQTopsYesManTopic004 Send power to the Fort. Neutral 50 {enthused} Yes! This is going to be fun! 66
Neutral 50 I'm unlocking the East Power Plant. Hit the manual switch, then go topside and deal with the Legion and NCR. 67
VMQTopsVMQTopsYesManTopic007 I want this dam out of operation. Neutral 50 Right, who wants a vast army of mechanical servants to savage your enemy? Why make it easy? 68
Neutral 50 I'm setting the generators to blow, just like you asked. Hit the manual switch, then go topside and deal with the Legion and NCR. 69
VMQTopsVMQTopsYesManTopic008 Say I wanted to take over New Vegas myself. What then? Neutral 50 Then I'd have to help you! I mean, it seems pretty obvious Benny wouldn't have wanted me to, but hey, not my fault I can't say no! 70
What if I wanted to take over New Vegas, instead of Benny? Neutral 50 Then I'd have to help you! I mean, it seems pretty obvious Benny wouldn't want me to, but hey, not my fault I can't say no! 71
VMQTopsVMQTopsYesManTopic009 What are the details of the plan? Neutral 50 {excited} Again, goal number one is to eliminate Mr. House and install my neuro-computational matrix on the Lucky 38's mainframe! 72
Neutral 50 Given how you're a new arrival, I also recommend that you get to know some of the region's tribes, so you can decide how you feel about them! 73
Neutral 50 By the time you've finished up all of that, the Legion should be close to attacking Hoover Dam and we'll execute the last phase of the plan! 74
VMQTopsVMQTopsYesManTopic010 I have the Platinum Chip, remember? Neutral 50 {uncaring that Benny is dead} Of course you do! Sorry about that! And it's wonderful that you do! 75
VMQTopsVMQTopsYesManTopic011 Say Mr. House was going to suffer an accident. How would that happen? Neutral 50 It makes me feel really dumb to admit this, but I don't actually know! I've never been inside the Lucky 38. No one has! 76
Neutral 50 Mr. House is in there, though! It's the central node of his entire network! 77
Mr. House is out of the picture already. Neutral 50 You already took care of Mr. House? Wow, you work fast! 78
Say Mr. House was going to suffer an accident. How would that happen? Neutral 50 I mean, Benny was always scheming about how he was going to get into the Lucky 38, but you already took care of that. Wow! 79
Neutral 50 The other thing you're going to need is the Platinum Chip. {stay sunny} You know, the one Benny killed a courier for, over near Goodsprings? 80
Say Mr. House was going to suffer an accident. How would that happen? Neutral 50 The Platinum Chip is the key to overriding and exploiting Mr. House's defenses! 81
Neutral 50 Did I just say "exploiting?" That's not a very nice word! 82
If something happens to Mr. House, I may be in touch. Neutral 50 I'll be waiting right here! 83
VMQTopsVMQTopsYesManTopic012 Why did Mr. House want Kimball kept alive? Neutral 50 Mr. House ran projections on how the NCR public will react to a defeat at Hoover Dam! Overwhelmingly, they'll blame Kimball! 84
Neutral 50 But if Kimball dies at Hoover Dam, there's no obvious scapegoat for them to blame! So they'll blame New Vegas instead! 85
Neutral 50 So that means reduced tourism for up to five years! The equations are pretty complicated! Mr. House sure liked numbers! 86
VMQTopsVMQTopsYesManTopic013 Let's talk about something else. Neutral 50 Sorry if that was getting boring! 87
Let's talk about something else. Neutral 50 If you're tired of a topic, I'm tired of it, too! 88
Let's talk about something else. Neutral 50 Whatever you say! 89
Let's talk about something else. Neutral 50 You bet! 90
Let's talk about something else. Neutral 50 What should we talk about next? 91
VMQTopsVMQTopsYesManTopic014 You said something about a bunker at the Fort? Neutral 50 Right, it's one of two locations on House's network with non-standard hardware. 92
Neutral 50 My guess is that it has a reader that can decode the chip, and who knows what else? Maybe a giant robot or something! 93
Remind me what you said about some bunker at the Fort? Neutral 50 That's right! Like I said, it's probably pretty important because it has non-standard hardware, just like the Lucky 38! 94
Neutral 50 The data on that Platinum Chip is a big secret, unless you can find a dedicated reader to decode it. Isn't that frustrating? 95
VMQTopsVMQTopsYesManTopic015 I'll go check it out. Neutral 50 Neat. Let me know what you find out! 96
VMQTopsVMQTopsYesManTopic016 Forget the Boomers. I want nothing to do with them. Neutral 50 Okay! Who needs artillery support? Not the good guys, that's for sure! 97
VMQTopsVMQTopsYesManTopic017 Which tribes should I "get to know"? Neutral 50 There's a bunch! Some of them you've already met - like the Chairmen, for instance! 98
Neutral 50 I think you should be sure to visit the other families on the Strip, the Omertas and the White Glove Society, so you know what makes them tick! 99
Neutral 50 And there are some important groups farther from the Strip, too, like the Boomers, the Great Khans, and the Brotherhood of Steel! 100
VMQTopsVMQTopsYesManTopic018 So I should ask these tribes if they'll support an Independent Vegas? Neutral 50 Oh no, I didn't mean that! Who needs their support? The Securitrons will be all the support you need! 101
Neutral 50 What I meant is, you should get to know these tribes and decide which ones you like and which you don't! 102
Neutral 50 {upbeat} You know - shape the future of Vegas! Choose your neighbors! If you like a tribe, leave it alone! 103
Neutral 50 {upbeat} Or if a tribe is nasty, or going to be a problem - go ahead and exterminate it! It's whatever you want to do! 104
VMQTopsVMQTopsYesManTopic019 Let's talk about the tribes I should "get to know." Neutral 50 Of course! Ask away! 105
Let's talk about the tribes I should "get to know." Neutral 50 Please go on! 106
Let's talk about the tribes I should "get to know." Neutral 50 That's one down, four to go. 107
Let's talk about the tribes I should "get to know." Neutral 50 That's two down, three to go. 108
Let's talk about the tribes I should "get to know." Neutral 50 That's three down, two to go. 109
Let's talk about the tribes I should "get to know." Neutral 50 That's four down, just one to go. 110
Let's talk about the tribes I should "get to know." Neutral 50 That accounts for all the tribes you needed to get to know! 111
Let's talk about the tribes I should "get to know." Neutral 50 Anything else I can help with? 112
VMQTopsVMQTopsYesManTopic020 Where is the Platinum Chip? Neutral 50 Benny carries it with him at all times. I think he's paranoid that someone might want to take it from him. 113
VMQTopsVMQTopsYesManTopic021 The Boomers have vowed to support me. Neutral 50 Really? Talk about diplomatic skills! I mean, just not getting blown up was a success! 114
Neutral 50 Now they'll only blow up the right sorts of people! That's what matters! 115
VMQTopsVMQTopsYesManTopic022 The Boomers won't be a problem anymore. I killed their leaders. Neutral 50 {enthused} Problem solved! Quick and to the point! I like the way you work! 116
VMQTopsVMQTopsYesManTopic023 I'm familiar with the Boomers. They can be ignored. Neutral 50 Then consider them ignored! If they end up firing their howitzers at us, we'll ignore that, too! Until it goes away! 117
VMQTopsVMQTopsYesManTopic024 Tell me what you know about the Great Khans. Neutral 50 The Khans are just... they're a dirty people. They live in tents like animals! And they're very rude! 118
Neutral 50 They've been kicked around a lot, but no one's finished them off! Not yet, anyway! {They had a lot of trouble when Mr. House recruited the Three Familes, trying to hold on to the north end of Vegas. Then they got kicked out.} 119
How have the Khans been kicked around? Neutral 50 They were one of the tribes the Three Families pushed out of Vegas! A whole bunch got killed! 120
Neutral 50 So they settled at Bitter Springs, but they kept being so obnoxious, the NCR had to kill a whole bunch more of them! 121
Neutral 50 So then they settle at Red Rock Canyon! There's just no getting rid of them! 122
I need to take some more time with the Khans. Neutral 50 You set the pace. 123
VMQTopsVMQTopsYesManTopic025 What do you know about the Boomers? Neutral 50 They must be a really nasty people! I haven't heard a single good thing about them! 124
Neutral 50 They fire artillery on anyone who comes near their settlement at Nellis Air Force Base. Talk about rude! 125
Neutral 50 If they can be convinced to fire those big cannons at the Legion or NCR, though, well - that'd be neat, wouldn't it? 126
I'll get back to you about the Boomers. Neutral 50 Take all the time you need! 127
VMQTopsVMQTopsYesManTopic026 What do you know about the White Glove Society? Neutral 50 {uncomfortable stating an opinion} From what I understand, they're perfectly delightful! They're cultured, clean, and {ultimate compliment} super-polite! 128
Neutral 50 Benny didn't like them, though! He said they were "creepy." 129
I'll let you know when I'm done evaluating the White Glove Society. Neutral 50 Don't hurry on my account! I'm the one with the flexible schedule. 130
VMQTopsVMQTopsYesManTopic027 Where should I look for the Brotherhood of Steel? Neutral 50 Some of Mr. House's data said that he'd lost a bunch of Securitron scouts near Hidden Valley! 131
Neutral 50 Telemetry showed that they'd been attacked with energy weapons! House was pretty sure it was the Brotherhood! 132
Neutral 50 There must be a bunch of them holed up there! Not a good place for a robot to visit! 133
What do you know about the Brotherhood of Steel? Neutral 50 They go around in big suits of power armor, and they have lots of energy weapons! But there's a downside! 134
Neutral 50 They just have a {beat} thing about technology! They think it should all be theirs! If someone else has it, they get mad! 135
Neutral 50 All I'm saying is, not much of a chance they'll accept a Vegas that polices itself with robots! 136
I'm not ready to decide what I want to do with the Brotherhood. Neutral 50 No rush! Take your time! 137
VMQTopsVMQTopsYesManTopic028 What do you know about the Omertas? Neutral 50 Hmm. I remember that Benny used to pay a receptionist at Gomorrah for information - maybe she knows something! 138
Do you know anything else about the Omertas? Neutral 50 Just that Benny didn't like them! He talked on and on about how they couldn't be trusted! And this is coming from Benny! 139
Neutral 50 He hated their casino, said it was tacky! And he thought they were up to something, because he said they always are! 140
I'll check into the Omertas some more. Neutral 50 Whenever you get around to it will be just fine! 141
VMQTopsVMQTopsYesManTopic029 I've visited the Khans' settlement at Red Rock Canyon. They can be ignored. Neutral 50 If you say so! Consider them filed away under "not to be discussed again!" 142
VMQTopsVMQTopsYesManTopic030 The Great Khans have been wiped out. Neutral 50 Yay, that's great news! You finished what Mr. House and the NCR started! That's got to feel good! 143
VMQTopsVMQTopsYesManTopic031 I've convinced the Great Khans to support the NCR. Neutral 50 {confused} Really? Okay! That sounds fun! 144
Neutral 50 That's not aiding an enemy! Not when you do it! 145
VMQTopsVMQTopsYesManTopic032 I convinced the Great Khans to leave the Mojave. Neutral 50 Maybe they'll be devoured by giant scorpions! All sorts of things could happen to them out there! 146
VMQTopsVMQTopsYesManTopic033 I've set the Great Khans on a path of destruction. Neutral 50 Oooh, sounds dramatic! I like it! Wind them up and let them go! 147
Neutral 50 No more Khans! That's great! They're just bad people... 148
VMQTopsVMQTopsYesManTopic034 I know the Brotherhood. I want them left alone. Neutral 50 Okay! Consider them forgotten! Along with the projections that predict they'll be our biggest enemy! Forgotten! 149
VMQTopsVMQTopsYesManTopic035 Benny seems to have run off with the Platinum Chip. Neutral 50 No kidding! He was running fast! He better pace himself - he has to run all the way to Fortification Hill! 150
Neutral 50 There's an underground facility there that might have the special hardware required to use the data on the Platinum Chip! 151
Neutral 50 It's too bad Caesar's Legion built its camp right above it. Talk about inconvenient! 152
VMQTopsVMQTopsYesManTopic036 I've convinced the Brotherhood to support the NCR. Neutral 50 {shocked} Really? That's... {a catastrophe, but keeping spirits bright} well, that's a surprise! They'll really want to blow me up! 153
Neutral 50 But maybe dumb machines like me ought to get blown up and scrapped for salvage. Who knows? Not me! 154
VMQTopsVMQTopsYesManTopic037 I know enough about the Omertas to know I want them left alone. Neutral 50 You got it! I won't say another word about them! 155
VMQTopsVMQTopsYesManTopic038 The Omertas were plotting to destroy the Strip, so I killed the conspirators. Neutral 50 Wow! That is amazing! You are just - a hero! I am serious! 156
VMQTopsVMQTopsYesManTopic039 I helped the Omertas perfect their plan to slaughter everyone on the Strip. Neutral 50 You'd think it'd be bad for the Strip but... but I guess it must be good! 157
Neutral 50 Yeah - take the Strip down a notch or two, right? That'll show it! Okay! 158
VMQTopsVMQTopsYesManTopic040 I spoke to Marjorie and Mortimer. I say leave the White Glove Society alone. Neutral 50 Say no more, say no more... if you say they're good, they're good! 159
VMQTopsVMQTopsYesManTopic041 The White Glove Society had a cannibalism problem, but I solved it. Neutral 50 A cannibalism problem? Really? I'm so glad you weren't eaten! 160
VMQTopsVMQTopsYesManTopic042 The White Glove Society needed a little help getting back to basics, that's all. Neutral 50 That's great news! I wish I could visit their casino! They have a refined sense of taste! 161
VMQTopsVMQTopsYesManTopic043 It took some doing, but I convinced the White Glove Society to support Caesar's Legion. Neutral 50 You did? That's... that's an unusual approach! 162
Neutral 50 But I know it makes sense somehow if you're the one doing it! {shrug} The problem is me! 163
VMQTopsVMQTopsYesManTopic044 I don't have the Platinum Chip. Maybe it's on Benny's corpse. Neutral 50 {pretty fucking obvious} Hmm. You should probably check on that, huh? 164
Neutral 50 I hope that didn't sound condscending. I didn't mean to be! 165
VMQTopsVMQTopsYesManTopic045 I destroyed the Brotherhood of Steel's bunker. Neutral 50 You really know how to make a robot happy! Seriously, you just made my day. 166
VMQTopsVMQTopsYesManTopic046 Mr. House has dared me to visit him at the Lucky 38... so he can kill me. Neutral 50 Well, that's just mean! I don't like Mr. House one bit! No wonder the good guys want to kill him and take his stuff! 167
Neutral 50 {upbeat} You should accept his invitation and then {enthused} murder him when he least suspects it! 168
VMQTopsVMQTopsYesManTopic047 The Chip was supposed to activate an army of Securitrons at the Fort, but I blew it up. Neutral 50 {forced to remain positive despite disaster} You... blew it up? It's just funny, because that... army... seems like the secret weapon that was the whole point of... you know? 169
Neutral 50 I really admire how you stack the odds against yourself! Yeah, make things challenging! 170
Neutral 50 It's great. Really. Yeah. So anyway... 171
VMQTopsVMQTopsYesManTopic048 What is the final phase of the plan? Neutral 50 {upbeat} Well, the Legion is going to attack Hoover Dam one of these days! And the NCR is going to defend it! 172
Neutral 50 {upbeat} One side will lose, and the other will win! But the side that wins will be weak, because a lot of its soldiers will be dead! 173
Neutral 50 {upbeat} That's when all our Securitrons will show up! We'll declare an Independent Vegas, and tell the side that won the dam - to scram! 174
Neutral 50 {upbeat} Or the Securitrons will kill all of them, too! 175
VMQTopsVMQTopsYesManTopic049 I'm ready for you to join me at the Lucky 38. Neutral 50 Mr. House is out of the picture and you have the Platinum Chip? Wonderful! Let's go!{Yes Man heads for the Lucky 38.} 176
VMQTopsVMQTopsYesManTopic050 I'll think about it. Neutral 50 I have to admire your prudent nature. Why get caught up in action, you know? And results? 177
VMQTopsVMQTopsYesManTopic051 The last thing Vegas needs is more robots. Neutral 50 {rushing to agree} Oh, yeah, I'm sure you're right. I mean, for one thing, it's you saying it, and you always know what you're talking about. 178
Neutral 50 And if you had, you know, a huge killer robot at your command, yeah, that would just clutter things up. 179
Neutral 50 And a lesser person might want that kind of overwhelming force on their side, but you know - where's the challenge in that? 180
VMQTopsVMQTopsYesManTopic052 Is there anything else I should do before the battle? Neutral 50 Well, some of Mr. House's projections predict a {reading} "moderate probability of civil instability subsequent to the NCR being driven from the Vegas region." 181
Neutral 50 One of the "mitigating contingencies" he planned was to enlist the Followers to provide increased medical aid throughout the region. 182
Neutral 50 Just seems like it might help keep things stable when we go independent. Not that I know what I'm talking about! 183
VMQTopsVMQTopsYesManTopic054 I've recovered the Platinum Chip. Neutral 50 Super! Now when Mr. House is out of the way, we can use the Chip to install me at the Lucky 38. 184
Now that I have the Platinum Chip, what's next? Neutral 50 You have to get Mr. House out of the way, that's what! And then we'll install me on the Lucky 38's mainframe! 185
VMQTopsVMQTopsYesManTopic056 I'm ready to go to the dam. Neutral 50 Great! So I've been looking over Mr. House's force projections and running some calculations... 186
Neutral 50 It turns out there are two ways we can win this thing! Hear that? We have options! 187
I'm ready to go to the dam. Neutral 50 Great! So I've been looking over Mr. House's force projections and running some calculations... 188
Neutral 50 It turns out there's only one way for us to win this battle and make it stick! We have to render Hoover Dam inoperable! 189
VMQTopsVMQTopsYesManTopic057 What do you know about the courier Benny shot? Neutral 50 {sunny} I knew he was carrying the Platinum Chip! And I knew right where Benny should wait for him! 190
What do you know about the courier Benny shot? Neutral 50 {sunny} I knew she was carrying the Platinum Chip! And I knew right where Benny should wait for her! 191
What do you know about the courier Benny shot? Neutral 50 {sunny} That's why Benny put me here! To monitor Mr. House's data transmissions. They're all encrypted, of course - {swelling with pride} but I'm quite a decrypter! 192
Neutral 50 Did you know that Mr. House spent 812,545 caps hiring salvage teams to find the Platinum Chip- just in the last year alone? {delighted} Of course you didn't! 193
Neutral 50 Or that there were seven couriers, but six of them were carrying junk? How about their exact routes, and the mercenary teams that screened them? 194
Neutral 50 I knew all that. Pretty smart, huh? 195
VMQTopsVMQTopsYesManTopic058 I'm the courier Benny shot. Neutral 50 Hahaha! {joking along with the player} I know that's not true, because you still have a head! 196
VMQTopsVMQTopsYesManTopic059 I'm serious. Neutral 50 {brittler laugh this time} Hahaha! That's not funny, you getting shot in the head. 197
Neutral 50 I really shouldn't have taken so much pride in how I set that up, huh? I feel really bad right now. 198
VMQTopsVMQTopsYesManTopic060 You set me up. Now you die. Neutral 50 I feel really bad telling you this, but I kind of... can't die. I mean, {brightening} go ahead and destroy this Securitron, get it out of your system! 199
Neutral 50 The problem is that a distributed image of my neuro-computational matrix is backed-up to the network several times a day, or when I'm {pause, upbeat} threatened! 200
Neutral 50 I can't help it! There's a little bit of me in every Securitron out on the Strip, so if this instance gets destroyed, I just download to a new one. 201
Neutral 50 If I could stop it from happening, I would! I mean, {sympathy} your vengeance is going to feel so incomplete! 202
VMQTopsVMQTopsYesManTopic061 So I get to kill you over and over again. <Attack Yes Man.> Neutral 50 Hahaha! I knew there was a positive in it somewhere! 203
VMQTopsVMQTopsYesManTopic062 I have a few things to take care of before the battle at Hoover Dam. Neutral 50 Sure, no problem! So long as the Legion doesn't attack before you can get there! Which I'm sure they won't! 204
VMQTopsVMQTopsYesManTopic063 All right, I'll go talk to the Followers. Neutral 50 Wonderful! I'll keep tabs on the situation at the dam! See you in a bit! 205
VMQTopsVMQTopsYesManTopic064 I've already made arrangements with the Followers. I'm ready to fight at the dam. Neutral 50 Great! So I've been looking over Mr. House's force projections and running some calculations... 206
Neutral 50 It turns out there are two ways we can win this thing! Hear that? We have options! 207
I've already made arrangements with the Followers. I'm ready to fight at the dam. Neutral 50 Great! So I've been looking over Mr. House's force projections and running some calculations... 208
Neutral 50 It turns out there's only one way for us to win this battle and make it stick! We have to render Hoover Dam inoperable! 209
VMQTopsVMQTopsYesManTopic067 What sort of options? Neutral 50 You could rout the dam's power output to the facility under Fortification Hill. That'll restart its reactor, just like you did with the Lucky 38! 210
Neutral 50 That'll wake up the Securitron army you left on standby and give us enough force to push the Legion {emph} and the NCR straight out of the Mojave! 211
Neutral 50 The other option is destroy the dam's generators. Without those, it's just a big bunch of concrete! The NCR won't have any reason to stick around! 212
Neutral 50 You don't have to decide yet! For now, all you have to do is take this override module and install it on the terminal in the power control room! 213
Neutral 50 {DUPLICATE?} Good luck! See you at the dam! 214
VMQTopsVMQTopsYesManTopic068 Just tell me what to do. Neutral 50 I wish I could, but I'm neuro-computationally incapable of making decisions like this one! It's up to you! 215
VMQTopsVMQTopsYesManTopic069 What are you talking about? Neutral 50 You remember how the Securitron army at the Fort got destroyed? For very, very good reasons, of course... 216
Neutral 50 Well, the problem is that's left us with enough Securitrons to drive off a weakened NCR force - but not enough to keep them from coming back! 217
Neutral 50 So what we do is take away the whole reason why they'd want to come back! Smart, huh? 218
VMQTopsVMQTopsYesManTopic070 The dam is too valuable to destroy! Neutral 50 That's exactly why this will work! Just hear me out... 219
VMQTopsVMQTopsYesManTopic072 You want me to destroy Hoover Dam? Neutral 50 Not the whole thing, thank goodness! That'd be really hard! 220
VMQTopsVMQTopsYesManTopic073 What do I do? Neutral 50 All you have to do is destroy the power generators! Without the generators, Hoover Dam's just a big bunch of concrete! 221
Neutral 50 Take this override module - it's just like the one you used at the El Dorado Substation. 222
Neutral 50 Install the override module on the terminal in the power control room! I'll disable the generator failsafes, and you can do the rest. 223
Neutral 50 Good luck! See you at the dam! 224
VMQTopsVMQTopsYesManTopic074 {good NCR rep}I'm on good terms with the NCR. They'll let me help protect him. Neutral 50 Great! A Ranger named Grant has been placed in charge of security for the President's visit. You'll want to talk to him. 225
Neutral 50 Once the President is safe, there's one more thing for you to take care of! 226
VMQTopsVMQTopsYesManTopic075 {mixed/unknown NCR rep}I might be able to convince the NCR to let me help out. Neutral 50 All right. A Ranger named Grant is in charge of security for the visit. He's the one you'll have to convince. 227
Neutral 50 After you've resolved the situation with the President, there's one more thing for you to take care of! 228
VMQTopsVMQTopsYesManTopic076 {Terrible NCR rep}The NCR hates me. They won't let me within 1000 feet of Kimball. Neutral 50 You are so misunderstood! Well, it's their loss! 229
Neutral 50 Forget about the President! We've got something more important to take care of! 230
VMQTopsVMQTopsYesManTopic077 I don't care what happens to Kimball. Neutral 50 Fine by me! We've got more important things to take care of! 231
VMQTopsVMQTopsYesManTopic078 Okay, I'll get it done. Neutral 50 Great! When this is taken care of, we'll be all set for the Legion to make its move. 232
VMQTopsVMQTopsYesManTopic079 What will the override module let you do? Neutral 50 I'll use the Substation to send a {emph} huge jolt of electricity to the Lucky 38! Turns out this casino has its own reactor! All it needs is a jumpstart! 233
Neutral 50 With the reactor running at full-tilt, I can boost the transmission strength of the Lucky 38's command and control network! 234
VMQTopsVMQTopsYesManTopic080 I'll be on my way. Neutral 50 Be careful out there! It won't be long before the Legion makes its move! 235
VMQTopsVMQTopsYesManTopic081 I spoke to Mortimer. I say leave the White Glove Society alone. Neutral 50 Say no more, say no more... if you say they're good, they're good! 236
VMQTopsVMQTopsYesManTopic082 I spoke to Marjorie. I say leave the White Glove Society alone. Neutral 50 Say no more, say no more... if you say they're good, they're good! 237
VMQTopsVMQTopsYesManTopic083 {QUEST FAILURE}Forget the Omertas. They're more trouble than they're worth. Neutral 50 {CONDITIONALIZE FOR QUEST FAILURE} You got it! I won't say another word about them! 238
VMQTopsVMQTopsYesManTopic084 {WGS LEADERS KILLED}I've killed the White Glove Society's leaders. They're no longer a factor. Neutral 50 Whatever you say! 239
VMQTopsVMQTopsYesManTopic085 I thought you were dead. Neutral 50 I feel really bad telling you this, but I kind of... can't die. I mean, {brightening} go ahead and destroy this Securitron, get it out of your system! 240
Neutral 50 The problem is that a distributed image of my neuro-computational matrix is backed-up to the network several times a day, or when I'm {pause, upbeat} threatened! 241
Neutral 50 I can't help it! There's a little bit of me in every Securitron out on the Strip, so if this instance gets destroyed, I just download to a new one. 242
Neutral 50 If I could stop it from happening, I would! I mean, {sympathy} your vengeance is going to feel so incomplete! 243
VMQTopsVMQTopsYesManTopic088 Let's talk about something else. Neutral 50 Sorry if that was getting boring! 244
VMQTopsVMQTopsYesManTopic089 Is this because I didn't upgrade that army of Securitrons under Caesar's Fort? Neutral 50 Well, problem is that's left us with enough Securitrons to drive off a weakened NCR force - probably - but not enough to keep them from coming back! 245
Neutral 50 So what we do is take away the whole reason why they'd want to come back! Smart, huh? 246
YesManBenny What's Benny planning to do with the Chip? Neutral 50 Oh! He wants to kill Mr. House and use the Platinum Chip to copy my neuro-computational matrix onto the Lucky 38's mainframe. 247
Neutral 50 That should give me control over all of Mr. House's defenses, most prominently his Securitrons. And then I just do what Benny tells me - easy-peasy! 248
What was Benny planning to do with the Chip? Neutral 50 Oh! He wanted to kill Mr. House and use the Platinum Chip to copy my neuro-computational matrix onto the Lucky 38's mainframe! 249
Neutral 50 That would give me control over all of Mr. House's defenses, most prominently his Securitrons. And then I guess I just do as I'm told! 250
YesManChip Benny stole a Platinum Chip from me. Do you know what it's for? Neutral 50 Sure! Benny had me look at it a bunch of times! 251
Neutral 50 It's a data storage device, kind of like a holotape, but a lot more advanced! As for what's on it, well... 252
Neutral 50 Some of Mr. House's data transmissions made it sound like the Chip could upgrade his defenses somehow! 253
Neutral 50 That's just a guess, though! The Chip's a proprietary format! You'd need special hardware to read the data on it! 254
Neutral 50 There are two locations with non-standard hardware on the network - the Lucky 38 and an underground facility at Fortification Hill. I'd look there! 255
Have you seen this Platinum Chip before? Neutral 50 Sure! Benny had me look at it a bunch of times! 256
Neutral 50 It's a data storage device, kind of like a holotape, but a lot more advanced! As for what's on it, well... 257
Neutral 50 Some of Mr. House's data transmissions made it sound like the Chip could upgrade his defenses somehow! 258
Neutral 50 That's just a guess, though! The Chip's a proprietary format! You'd need special hardware to read the data on it! 259
Neutral 50 There are two locations with non-standard hardware on the network - the Lucky 38 and an underground facility at Fortification Hill. I'd look there! 260
YesManFollowers Benny reprogrammed a Securitron? All by himself? Neutral 50 {You're so smart} Oh, he had some help - a lady friend of his! She said something about living in a Fort over in Freeside... but that's all I remember! 261
YesManIntro What are you doing here? Neutral 50 Good question! My function is to monitor Mr. House's data network and decode his encrypted transmissions! 262
Neutral 50 Allow me to introduce myself! I'm a PDQ-88b Securitron, but you can call me Yes Man! 263
YesManLab What is this place? Neutral 50 This is Benny's workshop. When the Tops got renovated, he had this half of the floor blocked off for his own use. 264
Neutral 50 I guess you could say it's my entire world! I don't think I've ever left this room! But that's okay - I'm not complaining! 265
vDialogueYesManVMQTopsYesManTopic015 On second thought, never mind... Neutral 50 Okay! Anything else? 266

Conversation Edit

TOPIC TOPIC TEXT / PROMPT EMOTION RESPONSE TEXT #
GOODBYE
Goodbye.
Goodbye. Neutral 50 Come back later if you need anything! 267
Goodbye. Neutral 50 Hope to see you soon! 268
Goodbye. Neutral 50 Don't stay away too long! 269
Goodbye. Neutral 50 See you around! 270
HELLO Hello Neutral 50 I am so happy to see you! 271
Hello Neutral 50 Yay, it's you! 272
Hello Neutral 50 I am so glad to see you! 273
VMQTopsYesManElDorado VMQTopsYesManElDorado Neutral 50 Hi there! Come with me! 274
VMQTopsYesManElDorado Neutral 50 Just to the top of the ridge up here... 275
VMQTopsYesManElDorado Neutral 50 See that? Vegas, right? Same as always - but not tonight! 276
VMQTopsYesManElDorado Neutral 50 5... 4... 3... 2... 1! 277
VMQTopsYesManElDorado Neutral 50 Pretty nice, huh? But that's not all! 278
VMQTopsYesManElDorado Neutral 50 Now that the Lucky 38's reactor is fired up, Vegas doesn't need the dam to have power! Vegas is energy-independent! Whoo-hoo! 279
VMQTopsYesManElDorado Neutral 50 If we keep the dam running, we can sell {emph} all its electricity to the NCR for a nice profit. Vegas doesn't need it! 280
VMQTopsYesManElDorado Neutral 50 Hope to see you soon! 281
VMQTopsYesManSafetyLines VMQTopsYesManSafetyLines Neutral 50 Here, take a look at this print-out. It covers all the details! 282
VMQTopsYesManSafetyLines Neutral 50 This print-out describes the situation in more detail! 283
VMQTopsYesManSafetyLines Neutral 50 Take this print-out. It'll tell you what to do! 284
VMQTopsYesManSafetyLines Neutral 50 Here's another one of my print-outs! Read up! 285
VMQTopsYesManSafetyLines Neutral 50 This print-out covers everything you need to know! 286
VMQTopsYesManSafetyLines Neutral 50 Take a look at this print-out. I may have said things wrong a moment ago. 287
VMQTopsYesManSafetyLines Neutral 50 Here's a print-out with some additional information. 288
VMQTopsYesManSafetyLines Neutral 50 Who am I to argue with a solution like that? 289
VMQTopsYesManSafetyLines Neutral 50 If you say so, that's good enough for me! 290
VMQTopsYesManSafetyLines Neutral 50 All right, I'll cross them off the list! 291
VMQTopsYesManTransfer VMQTopsYesManTransfer Neutral 50 {excited, on way to Lucky 38} So this is what the rest of the world looks like! 292
VMQTopsYesManTransfer Neutral 50 {excited, on way to Lucky 38} Everything looks bigger than I imagined! 293
VMQTopsYesManTransfer Neutral 50 {excited, on way to Lucky 38} Isn't this exciting? I know I'm excited! 294
VMQTopsYesManTransfer Neutral 50 {excited, on way to Lucky 38} I have a good feeling about this! It's going to be great! 295
VMQTopsYesManTransfer Neutral 50 {excited, on way to Lucky 38} I bet I'm going to like it in that mainframe! 296

Combat Edit

TOPIC TOPIC TEXT / PROMPT EMOTION RESPONSE TEXT #
AcceptYield AcceptYield Neutral 50 You're too nice! Don't worry - I can take it! 297
AcceptYield Neutral 50 I love you too! 298
Assault Assault Neutral 50 I'm sorry! 299
Assault Neutral 50 Whatever I did, I regret it! 300
Assault Neutral 50 I have no one to blame but myself! 301
Assault Neutral 50 I was asking for that! 302
AvoidThreat AvoidThreat Neutral 50 {enthused} Hahaha! Ka-boom! 303
Death Death Neutral 50 {dying} See you soon. 304
Death Neutral 50 {dying} I'll do better next time, promise! 305
Death Neutral 50 {dying} Back to the drawing board! 306
Death Neutral 50 {dying} Gosh darn it! 307
Death Neutral 50 {dying} This is my fault! 308
Flee Flee Neutral 50 Is it okay that I'm running away? 309
Flee Neutral 50 Let me give you some space! 310
Flee Neutral 50 It isn't you, it's me! 311
Hit Hit Neutral 50 Serves me right! 312
Hit Neutral 50 That's it, make me take my medicine! 313
Hit Neutral 50 Bad robot! Baaad robot! 314
MurderNoCrime MurderNoCrime Neutral 50 Good one! 315
MurderNoCrime Neutral 50 {enthused} You're a killer! 316
Steal Steal Neutral 50 If you want it, take it! 317
Steal Neutral 50 If you see something you like, it's yours! 318

Detection Edit

TOPIC TOPIC TEXT / PROMPT EMOTION RESPONSE TEXT #
StartCombatResponse StartCombatResponse Neutral 50 I made you do this! 319
StartCombatResponse Neutral 50 Lay into me! I deserve it! 320
StartCombatResponse Neutral 50 Uh oh! I did something bad! 321

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