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Hey There!Edit

Just wanted to say thanks for all the good edits lately and welcome to the wiki!

Also, Point Look --> Point Lookout --> Potomac River/Chesapeake Bay --> Boat to New England --> The Commonwealth(!)

How's that for a ridiculous theory? Mr. Sully 03:21, 18 May 2009 (UTC)

Employment Edit

Depends on what position you're after. Fat Man Spoon 20:33, 6 June 2009 (UTC)

We're thinking of branching out to Point Lookout. We hear of another intact mansion there. Fat Man Spoon 20:45, 6 June 2009 (UTC)

Can't help us? Hehe. They've come up with some pretty good weapons.

  • Tea-Flamer (Fires burning tea)
  • Crumpet launcher (Fires buttered crumpets)
  • Hamster.

Fat Man Spoon 20:59, 6 June 2009 (UTC)

Eh? Look at what they did to the hamsters 2 years ago... Fat Man Spoon 21:11, 6 June 2009 (UTC)


Cheese? Haha my dear boy, no. They love to eat Werewolves. Fat Man Spoon 21:21, 6 June 2009 (UTC)


With the power of the 'Ron Pearlman' Perk. Fat Man Spoon 21:32, 6 June 2009 (UTC)

No, silly. He'll narrate him to death:

"And so, desmond walked along the corridor, turned left and ate a cookie. He then went to the bathroom and and sat down for a big job. Upon leaving the bathroom, Desmond picked up the..."


"Desmond is now yelling very loudly, and now has shot himself." Fat Man Spoon 21:44, 6 June 2009 (UTC)

True, true. How about we send Billy with Pearlman and hamsterzilla, and you join up as 'Comidic situaional adviser'? Fat Man Spoon 22:10, 6 June 2009 (UTC)

Yo Edit

LOL is that really a picture of you?

No, it's Bill Nye. Fat Man Spoon 23:15, 6 June 2009 (UTC)

Nitpicker Edit

My dear Nitpicker, you're not fired. And why are you lowering yourself to serving the tea? I was meerly telling you you're beverage was ready. And if you're not happy with your picture, give me a description of what you want. Fat Man Spoon 23:32, 6 June 2009 (UTC)

Billy doesn't need a fist scraper, he has "NEW OXI-CLEAN DETERGENT!!!!" Fat Man Spoon 16:08, 7 June 2009 (UTC)

Nickname Edit

I need a nickname for you. Any suggests? Fat Man Spoon 15:31, 7 June 2009 (UTC)

I was just thinking that, Nitty. Wolfy thinks Autumn is a weasal. He's lovely really. Fat Man Spoon 15:34, 7 June 2009 (UTC)
He is a weasel,and a pathetic end boss,yeah right,a 10mm pistol couldnt kill the master or frank horrigan,but it can kill autumn.....pathetic....oh and dont call me havent earned it Chaoswolf75 15:36, 7 June 2009 (UTC)
Stop the three way conversation on many pages! It hurts me 'ed. Fat Man Spoon 15:38, 7 June 2009 (UTC)
Good Chaoswolf75 15:38, 7 June 2009 (UTC)
Fruit Lozange. Fat Man Spoon 15:40, 7 June 2009 (UTC)
Strap On Chaoswolf75 15:40, 7 June 2009 (UTC)
A strap on Chaoswolf? Fat Man Spoon 15:42, 7 June 2009 (UTC)
What the......NO!If you used your brain(HAHAHAH!) you'd see it was a link to ball gaga and then my signature Chaoswolf75 15:43, 7 June 2009 (UTC)

Well, duh. You just forgot the full stop. Fat Man Spoon 15:44, 7 June 2009 (UTC)

Damn you cheap but brillaint FMS Chaoswolf75 15:49, 7 June 2009 (UTC)

Things to Edit? Edit

Well, you say that you make things more presentable, if this is true then I'm starting a list on things that may need to be made more presentable.--Master1337cheeZ 16:49, 7 June 2009 (UTC)

FUN Edit

Nah. Just wanted to see what you would do.

By the way, you say you play xbox. Do you have live? Fat Man Spoon 19:25, 7 June 2009 (UTC)

Silly you. Sell the damn thing then. All of it. The only reason I got the Xbox was that it was £120 cheaper, and came with Call of Duty 4 (Excellent) and Halo 3 (Worthless piece of shit). Fat Man Spoon 19:37, 7 June 2009 (UTC)

Thanks. Edit

Hey, uhh... thanks. I had forgotten about that stuff's location. Thanks for not getting all mad at me like some users do. I make some mistakes sometimes. --Strykerblade 01:37, 8 June 2009 (UTC)

RE: Holy Bacon Edit

I was hoping that you'd like some imput into this. Fat Man Spoon 16:35, 8 June 2009 (UTC)

Some kind of crazy multi-tiered monastry. Lots of traps and perhaps a "cute recruitable dog" *Hint Hint*. No Enclave or anything like that. The Tribals must be fanatic about the cult... wait, you need them to be "The church of the holy bacon" or some such. This is the first quest he gives you, so remember, not to difficult. Fat Man Spoon 22:34, 8 June 2009 (UTC)
Hey there! Hows it coming along? Fat Man Spoon 22:41, 9 June 2009 (UTC)
Money (£) and access to the armory. (Don't worry, i'll sort out whats in there, maybe tomorrow.) Fat Man Spoon 23:19, 9 June 2009 (UTC)

Okaaaay... that was random Fat Man Spoon 23:30, 9 June 2009 (UTC)

I did say it was random. This should be a perk reward. I.e. "You pick up the coffee cup, and there was a cute little dog inside! He will knaw the face of the next enemy you meet". 20% chance everytime you pick up a coffee mug. Nice, man. Fat Man Spoon 23:37, 9 June 2009 (UTC)

Pound sign is above the '3' key. Put it on my user page, i'll neaten it up, so it fits in. Fat Man Spoon 14:55, 10 June 2009 (UTC)

That is dodgy. My laptop has it. Maybe it's where the # should be? Under the '~', but you would have seen that... Fat Man Spoon 16:02, 10 June 2009 (UTC)

Looks pretty good. Got to add the 'For Queen and country' quest to my infobox. Fat Man Spoon 16:46, 10 June 2009 (UTC)

My god... That is fanfuckingtastic. You need a promotion. You are now offically part of the 'To kill a Werewolf' Mission. Fat Man Spoon 18:07, 10 June 2009 (UTC)

Rick astley Edit

Fallout 3 Colonel Autumn Coat


Rick astley


Look at the similarities in the clothing! Fat Man Spoon 21:05, 8 June 2009 (UTC)

And they both dance......poorly....turn on a dancing mod and "Gus" dances like my grandma Werewolfhell 16:04, 10 June 2009 (UTC)

Other Quests Edit

I'm handling 'Experiment' and 'Accident'. Fat Man Spoon 18:42, 10 June 2009 (UTC)

 ? Edit

Ok, I spent a bit of time cleaning the page up. Works much better now. Fat Man Spoon 19:45, 10 June 2009 (UTC)

The page Edit

Oh, sorry I forgot about the years thing, change it back. 'The M60' is a mythical weapon invented by the User:Maccy Man. He claims to have a 'special disk' that allows him to use it in fallout 3. I'm thinking of renaming the quest 'Kill Maccy'. There is a bit of story about him on This guys page, along with the infobox I made. I have'nt finished 'Experiment' yet, and you'll like 'Accident' when it's done. Fat Man Spoon 20:22, 10 June 2009 (UTC)

Hehe, We should include AngryNorwegianDude in 'The M60' or 'Kill Maccy' Quest. What name for it do you prefer? Check the name of the picture for 'Accident' and you'll have a clue of what it's about. I like the 12 dead techies and the more important pistol bit. Fat Man Spoon 20:57, 10 June 2009 (UTC)

I made you part of every quest, as you are awesome. Fat Man Spoon 22:25, 10 June 2009 (UTC)

Neither can I. That picture is great. You are filling your role as 'Comidic Situational Adviser' very well. Fat Man Spoon 20:01, 11 June 2009 (UTC)

I can't wait for his responce. May take while though...

By the way, should we make infoboxes for the places? Put them in a seperate category? Fat Man Spoon 22:42, 11 June 2009 (UTC)

Nice. I wonder how many British stereotypes we can fit in... Fat Man Spoon 23:04, 11 June 2009 (UTC)

propective fist-scrapper? Edit

Could you clarify what you mean? Fat Man Spoon 23:10, 10 June 2009 (UTC)

Early retirement Edit

I intended that it would be Lord Spoonfield's brother getting offed. I like the charcoal line though. Fat Man Spoon 23:15, 10 June 2009 (UTC)

Aw crap. I just changed my mind again. The guy goes to kill Mr.75 and finds out his brother is working for the enemy! Fat Man Spoon 23:28, 10 June 2009 (UTC)

I'm going to sleep now. see you whenever. Fat Man Spoon 23:56, 10 June 2009 (UTC)

Wolfy Edit

He says he can only kill himself... and we do have that machine... Fat Man Spoon 15:27, 11 June 2009 (UTC)

Mind control doesnt work........... Werewolfhell 15:28, 11 June 2009 (UTC)


Im putting up enemy details for my questst
How much health do you think you need?
WHat will be your fighting theme song~
what will your weapon be?
Werewolfhell 15:46, 11 June 2009 (UTC)
You know...i might like you....if you ever need a career change im a message away Werewolfhell 16:03, 11 June 2009 (UTC)

User page images Edit

Please remember to add pages which are intended for use on user and talk pages to Category:User page images. Thanks. -- Porter21 (talk) 16:37, 11 June 2009 (UTC)

No problem, just remember to categorize future uploads ;) -- Porter21 (talk) 16:45, 11 June 2009 (UTC)

boxes Edit

I'll do them, you work on The M60. Fat Man Spoon 19:26, 11 June 2009 (UTC)

.....dah Edit

...not sure why i'm posting...cause i can,thanks for being the first dude on my talk page...also how do i do that little infobox like you have with all the stuff--JoeHanSon 23:59, 11 June 2009 (UTC)

YAY! MAH NAME IS ALL BLUE AND LINKY!!!....well kinda light purple now but thats beside the point--JoeHanSon 00:00, 12 June 2009 (UTC)

You mean...

KIRBY KIRBY KIRBY KIRBY KIRBY KIRBY (>'.')>(>'.')>(>'.')>(>'.')>(>'.')> (>'.')>(>'.')>(>'.')>(>'.')>(>'.')> (>'.')>(>'.')>(>'.')>(>'.')>(>'.')> (>'.')>(>'.')>(>'.')>(>'.')>(>'.')> (>'.')>(>'.')>(>'.')>(>'.')>(>'.')> (>'.')>(>'.')>(>'.')>(>'.')>(>'.')> (>'.')>(>'.')>(>'.')>(>'.')>(>'.')> (>'.')>(>'.')>(>'.')>(>'.')>(>'.')> (>'.')>(>'.')>(>'.')>(>'.')>(>'.')> KIRBY KIRBY KIRBY KIRBY KIRBY KIRBY

no no,i did that--JoeHanSon 19:17, 12 June 2009 (UTC)

Dart Edit

Whoa! What the hell? Fat Man Spoon 16:07, 12 June 2009 (UTC)

What are you planning, you devious bastard? Give me a clue what to say next. Fat Man Spoon 16:10, 12 June 2009 (UTC)

Where are you?! Fat Man Spoon 17:05, 12 June 2009 (UTC)

Don't leave me... Fat Man Spoon 20:21, 12 June 2009 (UTC)

Nonono keep the first infobox the same, but make a new one for that quest. Fat Man Spoon 00:00, 13 June 2009 (UTC)

Because I don't pay you to think. Wait, thats EXACTLY why I pay you... Fat Man Spoon 00:08, 13 June 2009 (UTC)

It's your turn to write. Fat Man Spoon 00:45, 13 June 2009 (UTC)

Ha! Meryl. Fat Man Spoon 11:45, 13 June 2009 (UTC)

Think fish. Fat Man Spoon 15:03, 13 June 2009 (UTC)

Think tinned fish. Fat Man Spoon 15:08, 13 June 2009 (UTC)

Time for your brain. Fat Man Spoon 15:19, 13 June 2009 (UTC)

I was hoping you'd run with it, but you can remove it if you want, actually, do remove it. Find something else appropriate. Fat Man Spoon 20:38, 13 June 2009 (UTC)

RC spam Edit

less please, or at least check the minor edit box while on user talk please. Amorality 15:44, 13 June 2009 (UTC)

So, if we check 'Minor edit' it doesn't come up in the RC list? Fat Man Spoon 15:45, 13 June 2009 (UTC)
Does it?Lets try


Vault 101 Edit

Alright, we have a job to do. We are to 'Merge' all of the random Vault 101 pages into the main article. Fat Man Spoon 21:02, 13 June 2009 (UTC)

If you go into the community portal, there is a category for 'Merge'. We need to copy and edit the relevent info into the main article. Fat Man Spoon 21:07, 13 June 2009 (UTC)

No, not all of it. Only the neccesery stuff. For the massive list of locations within the vault, put thm in an unlinked list, with any un-stupid or story related included. Fat Man Spoon 21:13, 13 June 2009 (UTC)

Just took a look over most of them, and they are absolute crap. For the lists, put 'rooms in the vault' or some such, put the names of the rooms in a bullet list and add any loot or (Minimum) story detail. Fat Man Spoon 21:18, 13 June 2009 (UTC)

Your laptop is insured? How long 'til you're up and about again? Also, Porter was pleased with our work, yay. Fat Man Spoon 22:54, 14 June 2009 (UTC)

You nonce. It is your go. Fat Man Spoon 22:57, 14 June 2009 (UTC)

Exactly. There is a shit-ton of pages dedicated to furniture. I was going to cut out all the crap except the title and put them in a list. I don't think Compartment tray needs to be anywhere on this site. God I love destoying the hard work of others, hehe. Fat Man Spoon 16:21, 15 June 2009 (UTC)

Yeah, but just the shitty pieces of dogturd Newark 'deposited' after his medication ran out. Fat Man Spoon 16:50, 15 June 2009 (UTC)

User Page Edit

Wow, that is a very neat CharacterStatThingamajing you got on your User Page. Can I borrow it for a while?

Thanks! I am working on it, as you can see. I aim to have it finished tonight. Thanks for the pointers.

Amy McGregor 14:49, 14 June 2009 (UTC)

Im watching youEdit

Wherever you go

Werewolfhell 15:38, 14 June 2009 (UTC)

Wolfy (again) Edit

Nah, freeze him. So you can taunt his comatose body. Fat Man Spoon 23:27, 14 June 2009 (UTC)

North Korea eh? Ever played the original Mercenaries? The starting plot is somewhat similar to what is happening at the moment:

1. NK builds Nukes

2. Nk ships being searched for Nukes

In Mercs, nukes are found and 'Invasion!' of NK begins. The UN are now thinking of invasion. Fat Man Spoon 23:35, 14 June 2009 (UTC)

The UN is called the 'Allies' (America) and they kick ass and fill out paperwork. Fat Man Spoon 23:46, 14 June 2009 (UTC)

They also ask you to knock an Allied Jeep wreck down a hill, for 'Moral' Appanently. Oh, and ferry a journalist around. And shoot the chinese(?). Fat Man Spoon 23:53, 14 June 2009 (UTC)

The Chinese are FUN! I didn't like brutally slaughtering them as they gave me free tanks for a reason I can't explain. Fat Man Spoon 23:59, 14 June 2009 (UTC)


Nah, looks more like this. Fat Man Spoon 00:06, 15 June 2009 (UTC)

Um... A bit of both... Fat Man Spoon 00:13, 15 June 2009 (UTC)

Yay we're done. Just need to correct wolf spelling, and Wolf has the ending speech. Fat Man Spoon 16:07, 16 June 2009 (UTC)

And you can help em on mine now Im Watching You,bitch.(Leave A Message!) 16:11, 16 June 2009 (UTC)
Well you have to tell us the basic framework for the quest... Fat Man Spoon 16:14, 16 June 2009 (UTC)

WAR! Edit

Nitpicker of the wastes, I, declare war on you. 02:58, 15 June 2009 (UTC)



Thaissault Rifle

This is also his gun, not like he needs it he just carries it around to scare people even more.

New editty thing Edit

Have you got it? Do you like it? I think it is shite. Fat Man Spoon 14:59, 15 June 2009 (UTC)

Deletion Edit

I think we should stop for a bit, these haven't been removed for a reason. I have a nasty feeling they will stay, and we'll get told off. Put it on hold. Fat Man Spoon 17:24, 15 June 2009 (UTC)

Blockage Edit

I think Porter saved us (I love that guy). Fat Man Spoon 20:04, 15 June 2009 (UTC)

"All gamers want is multi-coloured dross with the depth of a spoon." -Yahtzee

"Hey Roman, you want to go to the strip club?" -Niko

"Niko, there is nothing your cousin likes more than TITTIES!" -Roman


"oh, Hit me in the nose why don't you?" -Peter/David

"Ok. *SMACK*" -Me

Enjoi. Fat Man Spoon 22:49, 15 June 2009 (UTC)

Its a few quotes I find funny. Fat Man Spoon 22:53, 15 June 2009 (UTC)

Quotes Edit

If we ate what we listened to we'd all be dead.

You can observe a lot by watching.

No sane man will dance. (Except Barack Obama)

Character is doing the right thing when nobody's looking.

A corpse is meat gone bad. Well and what's cheese? Corpse of milk.

Fat Man Spoon 19:54, 16 June 2009 (UTC)

Wow. Just... wow. Fat Man Spoon 20:36, 16 June 2009 (UTC)

Widget Edit

Are you using it yet? You were pretty quick on that one. Fat Man Spoon 15:45, 17 June 2009 (UTC)

I'm going to lose a hell of a lot of edits now. That was my advantage. Fat Man Spoon 15:49, 17 June 2009 (UTC)

Want more quotes? I'll label who said them... Fat Man Spoon 21:07, 17 June 2009 (UTC)

Moar quotes Edit

"Everything has been figured out, except how to live." Jean-Paul Sartre

"A literary movement consists of five or six people who live in the same town and hate each other cordially." George Moore

"Something unknown is doing we don't know what." Sir Arthur Eddington

"The camera is an instrument that teaches people how to see without a camera." Dorothea Lange

"There is nothing new to be discovered in physics now. All that remains is more and more precise measurement." Lord Kelvin

"Three keys to success: Read, read, read." Lenin

"Whats my prize?" -me

"Guess." Mr. Wallman

"A live duck." -me

"How did you guess?!" -Mr. Wallman

Fat Man Spoon 21:20, 17 June 2009 (UTC)

"No moar quotes, they hurt my eyes" -FanonCannon


"these quotes hurt my eyes like a camera flash to the eyes" -FanonCannon

Then get some sunglasses you dumbshit. Fat Man Spoon 21:47, 17 June 2009 (UTC)

"I did but they exploded" -FanonCannon

"I see."(Said the blind man) Fat Man Spoon 21:50, 17 June 2009 (UTC)

"Have you seen two dead boys sword fighting?"(said the mute man) FanonCannon 21:51, 17 June 2009 (UTC)

I would like to propose peace with you, this flame war has been going on for days now. Innocent users have been hit with insults, my flametroops have wasted enough time on their lappytops and desktops, we need to stop! FanonCannon 22:12, 17 June 2009 (UTC)

Maccy Man Edit

Oh shit... Fat Man Spoon 23:43, 17 June 2009 (UTC)

I know, it's scary... jesus... all that spam... Fat Man Spoon 00:33, 18 June 2009 (UTC)

Bans Edit

I've banned the IP. There's really no formalized process for reporting IPs, usually the admins just do it when they revert the vandalism. However, if another user reverted the changes it might slip us by (which is not that bad, rather have the vandalism reverted and the IP not blocked than both going unnoticed). -- Porter21 (talk) 18:15, 18 June 2009 (UTC)

Work experience Edit

Do you have this in the US? It's been bugging me. Fat Man Spoon 21:59, 18 June 2009 (UTC)

Nothing game related. It's a thing you do in High school, you get taken on for two weeks by a local company. You work for them for nothing, and they give you a good thing on your CV. Essentially 'Work Practise'. Fat Man Spoon 22:15, 18 June 2009 (UTC)
Just wated to tell you what I'm doing. A warehouse. Maaan... Anyway... What 'small town' are you from? Fat Man Spoon 15:31, 19 June 2009 (UTC)

So... you live in Georgia? Fat Man Spoon 22:31, 19 June 2009 (UTC)

Wisconson eh? I come from 'Prud-a' (local speak). It's depressing the way they speak here. Here's a conversation I overheard today... "A-rite?" "Aye, liek." "Got a tab?" "Aye, liek." "Wikas." "Aye, rite." Fat Man Spoon 22:40, 19 June 2009 (UTC)

RE: Honchkrow Edit

HonchkrowThis user is not afraid of Honchkrows and can eat their testicles.
-You have been PWNed
HonchkrowThis user doesn't know what a Honchkrow is, but knows that a dragon could kick it's ass.
-You have been PWNed
HonchkrowThis user has played all Pokemon games up to Emerlad but not Diamond and Pearl, because he does not have a DS.
-You have been PWNed

You dere Edit

Hello! Where do you go? You seem to disappear and then return when I send you a message. Fat Man Spoon 15:00, 20 June 2009 (UTC)

Maybe youve been too busy with that vault masturbation or whatever soociety and eh felt left out? Butter 15:02, 20 June 2009 (UTC)
What the fuck wolfy?! Fat Man Spoon 15:04, 20 June 2009 (UTC)
yflow kucf eht tahw
Try read that. Butter 15:07, 20 June 2009 (UTC)


The unexpected is the best type of attack. Fat Man Spoon 19:08, 20 June 2009 (UTC)

You see? I tell you, it's the best wa- HOLY SHIT THE INSTAMASH MONSTER!!!!
Instamash monster

Thingy thing Edit

Write your biography! Add some quotes! Fat Man Spoon 11:52, 21 June 2009 (UTC)

I left some space on my page for that. Change my bit slightly so you fit in. Fat Man Spoon 15:31, 21 June 2009 (UTC)

Infoboxes Edit

Good job with filling out the infoboxes. However, if two games have the same stats for a perk, don't add it as a separate entry, but just as the 2nd game in the same entry, like I just did at Bonus HtH Attacks. Ausir 04:25, 22 June 2009 (UTC)

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