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Deathlurk Edit

i was thinking and i came up with this idea a lakelurk and a deathclaw combined i think it would be cool contact me if you wana create it --MR AWESOMEO 06:31, July 29, 2011 (UTC)


My pageEdit

Sam said he wanted you to look at my page for the MCO sniper. He fixed the silencer so it didn't remove the front. Pat,The All-CanadianMacybraa se 22:51, July 29, 2011 (UTC)

A Message Of Most Dire ImportanceEdit

I heard you're having some problem with your bathroom and cats. Hope this'll make things easier for you. --Valoopy sig Valoopy 05:38, July 31, 2011 (UTC)

Vandalism Edit

This person vandalised my page: User:Dietrevers he edited the information under one of my pictures, as he was the last person to edit my page. Could you ban his IP or whatever it is that you do? I'll leave his edit there as proof. Thanks.

User:Ohno itsthecopz Edit

Could you please show me the edit that got him banned, as I couldn't find any, and he's asking me about it. - Samuel L. Whackson Talk Poll 22:09, August 1, 2011 (UTC)

He says he added it to the page as he believed the page shouldn't of existed, the normal "I didn't know the delete template existed" comment, and wants to know if his ban can be shortend. - Samuel L. Whackson Talk Poll 21:36, August 2, 2011 (UTC)

Skype and AIMEdit

Download skype and add me, get on AIM and I'll explain why. I believe Scar has discussed skype with you however. Anyway, yeah, do it please. --Valoopy sig Valoopy 03:05, August 2, 2011 (UTC)

GIMP Task Edit

ATM I beleivethis to be my best work done in GIMP, and want to submit it for the task you set me. - Samuel L. Whackson Talk Poll 17:48, August 2, 2011 (UTC) NCR Service Rifle


Forum:Custom Guns and [1]- I'd definitely like your help with this. --Valoopy sig ☢Valoopy☣ 03:14, August 5, 2011 (UTC)

T-shirt post Edit

So what do you think man, should this be added to news? --RAMRam.ShyGuy 17:06, August 5, 2011 (UTC)

I'll take that as a yes, hell if the TF2 pipboy is news worthy then this should be. --RAMRam.ShyGuy 17:18, August 5, 2011 (UTC)

Pure Human Edit

Hey, someone is going through the list of vault dwellers and adding them to the category of Pure Human. Is htis a good edit? should I revert it? Richie9999 18:49, August 5, 2011 (UTC)

New categories Edit

Hey, I thought why not Pure human category? Just tell me why not and I'll stop it if you have a good reason. MysteryStranger 18:56, August 5, 2011 (UTC)

But I recommend that you only delete the category. I had to do some edits as a secondary objective. MysteryStranger 18:59, August 5, 2011 (UTC)

That wasn't a good reason. Still, you could "rewrite" the category. instead of pure humans place preserved humans. Just a suggestion. MysteryStranger 19:04, August 5, 2011 (UTC)

Then why aren't you doing it, then? I mean, these people with, now former Pure humans category are bound since they haven't been affected by the Wasteland's effects. I would recommend that, you know. If you say yes, I'll help. If not, then I'll do some other things. So, what's your answer? MysteryStranger 19:13, August 5, 2011 (UTC)

Did you made your desicion? MysteryStranger 19:18, August 5, 2011 (UTC)

A ban based on username Edit

I have banned a user by the name of Death to America. I kicked him due to his inapproriate name and he told me in PM it was a joke. I would like if you could ban his account because it's very offensive to me and others. 32 Mercenary 14:58, August 7, 2011 (UTC)

Lovely present. Edit

Since we're BFF. Here. And that's what you are :) -- Yakov 14:57, August 9, 2011 (UTC)

And guess what. The Russian NYAN NYAN beats English NYAN NYAN. Cause we NYAN when drunk, and you NYAN all the time. Pfft, "intelligent" Brits... :) -- Yakov 05:53, August 10, 2011 (UTC)

Oh you, Edit

Your a silly kitty. TWITA Love and tolerate 03:03, August 10, 2011 (UTC)

A Letter From Vault-Tec! Mr.Vault-Tec! Edit

Hello. As you may know my name is Mr.Vault-Tec (and if you don't then well that really can't be helped) and I would like you to hear me out on a new idea. Most charactors (A good 1/3) from the fallout franchise are mentally unstable. So perhaps we could add a new psychology tab as the norm to charartor pages. If they have a condition such as fregoli delusion for instance. I would be willing to help out of course. Maybe this is out of your control. Maybe I'm just dreaming. Or maybe it's just a bad idea altogether. I'd like you to consider it. Mr.Vault-Tec 04:34, August 10, 2011 (UTC) Vault Tec Logo (clean)

Goatse Edit

I see you're the one that deleted that goatse image, which I have to assume is the one associated with the term "goatse" since I wasn't about to look any deeper into the logs to see for sure. I did look deep enough into the deletion log and saw your comment. LOL

But you mean you've never seen that type of thing online? That's unusual. Just don't go searching for tubgirl. That one's 10 times worse than goatse. --Kris User Hola 12:11, August 10, 2011 (UTC)

stall doobies Edit

yah man, i don be high on da stall doobie BILLYOCEAN 03:50, August 11, 2011 (UTC)


So, in addition to fighting a pointless war with Interplay and pushing back release dates for reasons other than content, Bethesda is also suing the creator of Minecraft. Probably because they get off on harassing weaker companies, especially independents. (src= Cornelius Plautus 03:52, August 11, 2011 (UTC)

Poppin' in. Edit

Hey it's been 4 days and I'm still banned from chat. Can I be Re-instated into chat?

hey cartman Edit

hey man there is a guy, insulting people and spamming, a lot in the chat here is his user page.

NVM scarface dealed with it
indeed he did, after i left a message on his talk page, he changed it to this to the picture to the right. think its fair a wiki ban is in order Pat:3Macybraa se 03:27, August 12, 2011 (UTC)


Evidence. --Valoopy sig ☢Valoopy☣ 03:45, August 13, 2011 (UTC)


Just out of curiosity - why did you revert my Duke Nukem reference from the FO2 cultural reference list?Just a Fallout fan ... 20:08, August 13, 2011 (UTC)

Ban Evasion Edit

A user came on chat named Mickeycaldwell99. He claimed to be evading a ban but I don't know what his other account is. I believe it is TheLoneWanderer who apparently was banned infinitley. I can't ban his account so I was letting you know. 32 Mercenary 03:25, August 14, 2011 (UTC)

New posting member testing this feature.... Edit

Just testing this feature. Following some of the badges trying to learn how to work the wiki.

New to this Edit

Thanks for the heads up! I will review the guidelines.

reason for kickban Edit

I dont want to sound stupid and i know i brome a rule to be kickbanned but which one did i break. Oh and i dont even know who kicked me but im just going to you cause your an admin

Woops forgot this. Robco Man 02:40, August 15, 2011 (UTC) Will it this ban come off? I think i learned my lesson. Only use the word ni when quoting monty python. And not spam Badbadger 02:15, September 7, 2011 (UTC)

Thank you. Also, nice cazaclaws. Those should be made into a mod. Badbadger 11:27, September 7, 2011 (UTC)

Arcadian Rook Edit

Hello my friend ;)

Well, we have a small problem. On 13 August, 2011, at 23:23, I banned a user (Arcadian Rook) for 3 days that you can see the justified reasons on his talk page.

Anyway, after a personal reflection and a discussion with Ghost on another linked subject, I think that 3 days was a bit hard and after 1 day have past, I removed the ban in the 14 August 2011 at 18:05 -> [2].

But today, Scar tell me that Arcadian Rook approached him about the ban, through a seperate chat program, and stating the ban is still in place. After verification, the ban is well removed, since yesterday 14 August 2011 at 18:05 you could see above.

Anyway, it is something unacceptable that an unbanned person cannot make his activities normally, as if he was still banned. First, I wanted to ask another admin to confirm my statements, I would like to avoid having problems when I did all the rules (I think you understand) =).

After, I think to contact a bureaucrats of Wikia Gaming (Ausir here for example or someone else on their site - [9]) about that. What do you think?

In another point, I'm sorry I forgot your birthday (20 July). I was on holiday and I did not see the time. I did not dare you send a message of apology, because I confess that I was ashamed. Sincerely sorry, but if you want you can also forget mine it will not be grave, it's 9 October. I have nothing to be forgiven, and hope you will excuse me for that.

We hope that we keep good contact, have a nice day and tell me your view about this issue =). Itachou [~talk~] 15:41, August 15, 2011 (UTC)

Well, I received a message of Arcadian Rook, strangely the ban glitch seems to be fixed alone. But I'm still going to ask a member of Wikia Gaming to see what could produce this. Anyway, I wait your message about that you know - the another point. See you later Cartman! =). Itachou [~talk~] 17:10, August 15, 2011 (UTC)

Well it's nice, I was afraid that I will harm you (not sure for this sentence, bit hard for me), again sorry, I will try to remember it for the next year.

I sent a message to Ausir, I wait his reply for the moment ;). Have a nice day and see you around my friend! Itachou [~talk~] 12:42, August 16, 2011 (UTC)

Vandal Edit
This idiot decided to remove all the content from the Primm Pass page. Could you please block them? Thanks. Yes Man default 06:11, August 16, 2011 (UTC)

vandal Edit

hey cartt mr. vault tec has vandalized Primm Slim's page

Beating Frigid to it again Frigid using HTML Against Lucky. Edit *cough* ;D


You sure PipGirls' permaban was necessary? Usually a 3 month ban follows after a month ban, not an infinite one. --Kastera (talk) 16:25, August 16, 2011 (UTC)

Ah I see. I was going by the drop menu for ban time (which goes "month, 3 month, 6 month, year, perma").
  • I think a permaban is exaggerated, I felt a little provocation here (saw the chat pic). You don't have to follow the guidelines per se and can deviate from it. JspoelJspoel Vault Boy 16:57, August 16, 2011 (UTC)

I took offense Edit

I took offense to some of the things you and a few other Admins and mods had been saying, that's why I asked if it's possible to report these sorts of things. (Troper of the Wastelands 19:49, August 16, 2011 (UTC))

Vandal Edit Seems like he has a thing for "Tagaziell" lol Pat :3 Gif_dancinggir.gif 05:29, August 17, 2011 (UTC)

My images Edit

I'm going to stop uploading images. I will dump the new ones in the Armory Wiki. --Gauzz Rifle  · Gauzz Rifle™ - Maker of quality custom weapons since 2011. 08:35, August 17, 2011 (UTC)

  • I see you used the term 'smartass'. I will delete the 'ass' and replace it into 'guy' since I am not allowing any user or admin to use such 'vulgarities'. --Gauzz Rifle  · Gauzz Rifle™ - Maker of quality custom weapons since 2011. 08:40, August 17, 2011 (UTC)

FO1 and 2 Character ProjectEdit

Hello there. I see that you are currently on the Fallout 1 and 2 characters project page as a participant. However, you have not made any edits to the encompassed pages in some time. Please finish at least on page within one week, (so the 24th of August) or I will have to remove you. This is not personal, but the project needs to be finished so we need people to be actively participating. If there is a reason that you have been unable to do so, please contact me on my talk page within the month. Alternatively, if you do finish a page please note it in the appropriate place on the project page and then notify me on my talk page. Thank you and best wishes, TheGuardianCalligraphyGuardianoftheWastesTag.

EDIT: Apologies, I cannot ask you to do that, but please do not forget about the project. Any activity is better than none :). Have a nice day. TheGuardianCalligraphyGuardianoftheWastesTag

Need Help Edit

Hey some other people and me are trying to bring the Ghost Recon wikia up to date and I would like to know how to make custom templates and how to make videos look really neat like in the Fallout: New Vegas page where they are all the same size and in rows of two. Ps if your interested in helping out this wikia it would be much appreciated.

I'm not trying to get banned for fourteen days again so I don't plan on achievement boosting and the things I have been editing (for the most part) don't seem to have any corresponding badges. Sincerely, --Tim to the Adams 05:54, August 21, 2011 (UTC) (P.S. thanks for your concern)

if you were the one who sent me the message for some odd reason it is'nt appearing...sooo yeah.--Tim to the Adams 05:58, August 21, 2011 (UTC)

You Won Edit

You have been given the Internet.
Your efforts and diligence have not gone unnoticed, and you have been given a small token of appreciation.
For saying "I see you've come out of the closet as a bronosexual." Pat :3 Gif_dancinggir.gif 20:59, August 26, 2011 (UTC)

hey Edit

I Eat Cazaclaws For Breakfast made a spam page called LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO please ban him (Michael haze 03:45, August 27, 2011 (UTC))

Fallout Answers Edit

Hello Cartman :)

You may have heard that The Vault's sister site, Fallout Answers, recently opted for Wikia to initiate an IP block, effectively blocking all IP addresses from editing pages for at least two weeks. In the time that I and the bureaucrat have, we would like to add upon the team over on the sister site.

At the moment, there are only two users with administrative privileges who regularly are online. In order to make the site more effective and efficient, I have been tasked with finding trusted users that can take some time (maybe 5-10 minutes) from their normal Wikia schedule to keep an eye on the site from time to time. This will potentially cut down on site traffic and allow "real" questions to be asked and answered in more depth. Through my past interactions with you, I feel that the bureaucrat and I can trust you with administrative privileges.

If you feel comfortable joining the team, please leave a message on my talk page and let me know your decision. Best regards, Kastera (talk) 16:00, August 27, 2011 (UTC)

Excellent. Like I told Itachou, some help is better than none at all. You'll be promoted to admin on Monday or Tuesday; the bureaucrat has some business to care of and won't be in until the start of the week. You may want to read up on the policies and guidelines] so you can get acquainted with the site.

remove the ban Edit

Please remove my ban from the chat JohnMarstonJR 23:43, August 28, 2011 (UTC)

Vandal Edit

This guy was doing some vandalism to LR pages.
When you see this, could you ban him? Yes Man default 08:12, August 29, 2011 (UTC)

Lily Bowen Edit

On her page, in 'background' it says: and dipped in the V.A.T.S. of Forced Evolutionary Virus. I tried editing it but it was locked so I thought maybe an admin could sort it Luck-Favours-The-Damned 23:25, August 31, 2011 (UTC)

Vandalism Edit

A second ago an anonymous user deleted all of the information off of my user page and I do not know hoe to undo it so could you please help or restore it for me please.

Litle666carl666logo 666carl666 Litle666carl666logo 21:31, September 1, 2011 (UTC)

Crazyferret Edit

Hey i got banned over 3 days ago for posting the "same" link 3 times even though it was a different. Can i get un chatbanned?

Chems and alcoholic drinks Edit

It aren't neccesary, they are sub-categories (alcohol and chems), while consumables are higher categories. Anyway, no one reversed the edits from the beggining, why would you (it takes time, you know). MysteryStranger 19:04, September 4, 2011 (UTC)

I don't want to see accused of achivement boosting. If you don't want the category, then delete it. I don't want to rely on old ways (like Mortimer).

Apology Edit

I didn't mean to be rude. I just don't appreciate childish comments like that. I've never been a big fan of the 'Why should I change while others are doing the same thing?' philosophy. Skål! 05:53, September 5, 2011 (UTC)

You win Edit

Sorry for saying that man, may I please be allowed back on chat.


-- 07:18, September 5, 2011 (UTC)

Got it

-Yellow 94

Ban Edit

I don't know why I have been banned I hope you understand that whenever I typed, that Vault Boy image popped up. I don't know what caused it, so don't ban me... SigpictureThis. Is. Equestria!~ 23:41, September 7, 2011 (UTC)

I might have been hackedEdit

The chat showes me already loged on & I can't post there..

  • Please advise Cup SaintPainLIVE from the Valley O Death" 02:48, September 8, 2011 (UTC)

Yep I bet yer right, sorry for the dramma & thank you ~;)

Cup SaintPainLIVE from the Valley O Death" 04:07, September 8, 2011 (UTC)

Hey man im sorry for saying what i said on the chat i was quoting jokes from the arby n the chief im sorry i wont do it again btw why was i not given a warning!?!?!?!?!

could you please uban me i wont do it again i didnt know i was doing wrong

i meant un ban me sorry

so you can kick and ban people for no reason because your a admin wow so pretty much you can do who ever you want and get away with it above the law i guess

Enclaveoverlord Edit

Hello Cartman, a user by the Enclaveoverlord has come to the Elder Scroll Wikia and ask if I could sort out a problem he is having. He told me that you have banned him for two months on the Fallout Chat for nothing. Kacj321|Zomboid Wikia|Elder Scrolls Wikia 23:08, September 8, 2011 (UTC)

Hey has the Chatban expired yet? Edit


Has my chatban expired yet?


Yellow 94

Punga Edit

I was actually wondering if that section should just be removed. There isn't one instance in the game that holds any water to why Punga could be considered a hallucinogenic. The only case was after taking the seeds. Eating the actual fruit doesn't seem to have such an effect. Skål! 13:54, September 9, 2011 (UTC)

I'm...not entirely sure what you mean. Unless you're under the belief that I wrote the original content that I deleted? I deleted the hallucinogenic part because I don't believe that to be the case with regular punga. I deleted the lobotomy part because that has nothing to do with the wild punga fruit article. Skål! 14:10, September 9, 2011 (UTC)

Don't get touchy. I thought I had deleted the entire thing. I realize now that I had still left part of the article mentioning that the punga could be a reason for tribals' state of trance. Skål! 14:20, September 9, 2011 (UTC)

Touchy? Yes. I appreciate you correcting my error, yet there's better aspects involving critisism than "Christ." I'm not some bleedheart and I do expect to be called out on my mistakes, I'd just prefer it in a more civil manner. We all make mistakes. Skål! 14:35, September 9, 2011 (UTC)

I'm tired and pissed from work. That's no excuse, but I'll admit that I'm probably looking too much into your meanings. Once again, I appreciate you taking the time in correcting me and advising me for the future. Have a nice day. Skål! 14:48, September 9, 2011 (UTC)


General practice, and as spelled out in our administrator guidelines, is a three-day ban for first offense, escalating only upon egregious behavior or repeated offenses. I have noticed a few first offenses being blocked for longer than three days by you. Especially with anons posting obscenities, usually a three-day block is plenty to stop the vandalism.--Gothemasticator 15:30, September 9, 2011 (UTC)

Pr0nz Musicks!!1Edit

I just came to your talk page to listen to your porn music. Yeah, really. I ended up getting to like three and a half hours the other day. Gah, why am I even typing this! The music stopped! Can't..stop..must..listen.. Bai! :3
Butterfly Signature ButterflyKiss :3 11:55, September 10, 2011 (UTC)

Anomaly Edit

sir, i've detected some sort of "anomaly" on the Plasma grenade (Fallout: New Vegas) page. on the damage it has some sort of skype phone number from cote d'voire. i tried editing but i could not remove it, and could not figure out if it was caused by my browser. could you look into this for me,please?

Badbadger 23:43, September 10, 2011 (UTC)

nevermind Badbadger 23:56, September 10, 2011 (UTC)

Chat Edit

Are you having chat problems hun? Miss Nicolletalk 09:39, September 11, 2011 (UTC)

Hey Cartman I just wanted to apologise for being such a jack ass 3 days ago. We cool?

and btw im not trying to be a kiss ass i jest fealt bad for what i did.

Sewage spilloverEdit

Some one who was banned here has lashed out at the Fan Fic sandbox.. I have not been involved in this dramma one bit but here is what I found that replaced my profile there.

~Please Note these are not the words of "Me" AKA SaintPain~

  • This is foul rasist & homophobic & I only share it because I thought you should know*

~ If you know who this " REHABREJECT " is I'd suggest a life lone ban just to be safe.

CupSaintPainLIVE from the Valley O'Death 17:00, September 12, 2011 (UTC)

Quick heads-upEdit claimed to have a dynamic IP, and also claimed to be both this dude and PipGirl. I haven't been around in a while, so I'm not too clear on what's happened, but I just figured I should give you a heads-up about this. ЙураYuriKaslov - Sig image 18:44, September 12, 2011 (UTC)

Mind filling me in on what happened with PipGirl and RehabReject? ЙураYuriKaslov - Sig image 19:12, September 12, 2011 (UTC)

I thought you would be interested in this. I made Pipgirl101 quit. I asked her if she was a dude.and she went completely raged.Pipgirl101 has been in our chat.Are you 100% sure Pipgirl101 is a dude. Pip G.I.R.L Guy in real life. I thought you would be interested in what I wanted to say. See Yeah HaloArbiter117 00:51, September 13, 2011 (UTC)HaloArbiter117

Reverts. Edit

Hello again! I just felt that I should specify my opinion on both matters and see what mutual grounds we can reach. That Gun - I considered this speculation since it was stated to be modeled after a certain gun and yet it is also mentioned that it has considerable cosmetic differences as well as different ammunition used. How can it be the same gun with so many differences and without some sort of reference from whomever added it in? Malcolm Holmes - It is my opinion that someone dying before they reach you is not a bug. Skål! 19:25, September 13, 2011 (UTC)

I recede my point from That Gun, but I must stay adament on the point of Malcolm Holmes. I hope you don't mind me bringing in another point of view. It just seems unnecessary to me since technically just about anyone with dialogue isn't supposed to die before you reach them or the other way around. Skål! 19:37, September 13, 2011 (UTC)

"And no I'm not calling you a fool." I really don't want to start some feud between us. :/ I'm merely here to help improve The Vault and to add my personal input. It's not in my best interests to fight with anybody here; especially an Admin. Skål! 19:48, September 13, 2011 (UTC)

I recede my point from both cases then. Sorry for any trouble. ;) See you around The Vault! Skål! 21:23, September 13, 2011 (UTC)

Sig Edit

I just thought you'd like this. I spruced up my signature a little... What do you think? TheGuardianCalligraphyGuardianoftheWastesTag

Oops, spelt Þt wrong. My favourite line with them is from a 16th century map I have: "A NEW AND ACCVRATE MAP OF THE WORLD: Drawne to the Þe truest Descriptions, latest discoveries & best Observations Þt have been made by English or Strangers". TheGuardianCalligraphyGuardianoftheWastesTag

If you have the time. Edit

I would like to ask you for your opinion as well, involving my questions to Ausir and Jspoel. I understand that I have a lot of room for improvement and I'd like to know which fields I should be focusing on. I figured that I would ask you also, since you are usually around to notice most of my edits. Skål! 08:00, September 14, 2011 (UTC)

I appreciate your input. I'll see about improving my social input here (Try out the chat room, etc.) and apply for a moderator position once I think I'm ready. Have a nice day and I will see you around The Vault. Skål! 20:21, September 14, 2011 (UTC)

Spam. Edit

Also... there appears to be an anon spamming the forums. [] Skål! 08:07, September 14, 2011 (UTC)


Why did you ban me? Undead Hat 17:52, September 14, 2011 (UTC)


Maybe he did a bad edit, but why a month? He explained to me that "I would do a lot of edits to be remembered as an achivement booster." We know how the Van Buren pages were before he showed up. 19:25, September 14, 2011 (UTC)

I reverted over a hundred of his edits on the Van Buren pages, since they were faulty... And Mystery, just give it up, none of us are falling for the "my friend" thing. You were banned for a month since this was your 4th offense, see your talkpage. MadeMan2 "Say 'ello to my little friend!"
He didn't do "one bad edit" to earn a ban, it was just the straw that broke the camel's back. Now accept it, because you're only going to make it worse for your "friend" by getting him blocked for ban evasion. --233345-cartman1 tinyUser Avatar talk 19:32, September 14, 2011 (UTC)

Mystery StrangerEdit

Pff, I'm shaking my head with this one. He's making some poor judgment calls, pretending to be a friend and getting himself into more trouble. I know he has a block history which could justify a permanent block, but I think in this case it's too much. Somehow I feel he doesn't mean bad, just needs to grow up some more. I would say give him one more chance and set the block duration to 3 months. Jspoel Speech Jspoel 20:41, September 14, 2011 (UTC)

  • Well, the difference between him and other users who are permanently blocked after 3 times, is that I think he doesn't make as you call it vandal edits. From time to time he just makes bad or strange edits, like with Nadine. He probably made the edit in good faith, then soon realized he hadn't thought it through enough, and reverted it. So there's where he differs in other permanent blocked users and in my opinion does not deserve a permanent block, even with that history. Also (perhaps you missed it) I had just given him a post about improving his edits. He had asked me for some guidance. You can read my reaction at the end of his archived talkpage. So that's a sign he's willing to work on it. I feel it's fair he's given one more chance to do something with it. A few month older and he's probably learned a few things more also. Jspoel Speech Jspoel 21:27, September 14, 2011 (UTC)
  • Yes, I understand your annoyance about him pretending to be a friend. He is somewhat of a strange guy with strange actions. But all in all 3 months is justified, with that being a last chance. I think he deserves that.


Ah, I get it now. So we have chatmoderators, with chatmod rights which are listed on The Vault:Chat page and we have moderators, with chatmod- and rollback rights and listed on the The Vault:Administrators and moderators page. I thought they were all going to be called moderators, that's were I went wrong. Jspoel Speech Jspoel 18:06, September 15, 2011 (UTC)

Blog commentEdit

Are comments like his idiot daddy really necessary? As I see it that's putting wood on the fire for other users. I think an admin should give the good example and keep a more neutral tone, and not promote flamebating. Jspoel Speech Jspoel 18:40, September 15, 2011 (UTC)

  • I have removed your first comment. I was bothered by the was streamlined (dumbed down) for children and simpletons. This is indirectly insulting a lot of users. The other comment is borderline, and I didn't delete it because of the arguementing, but it's coming close. I wish you would stop expressing such strong (negative) opinions. Especially if an admin does it, it's sets a bad example for flamebait and I think it gives the wiki a bad name. Jspoel Speech Jspoel 20:29, September 15, 2011 (UTC)
  • You're testing your luck with restoring that blog comment, saying I'll delete the words he doesn't like'. I don't have tell you why I think. Jspoel Speech Jspoel 20:49, September 15, 2011 (UTC)

Gun Runners' Arsenal navboxEdit

Seeing as you left chat before I got to link the ACTUAL navbox, here: User:EB683/sandbox 1, take a look at it and tell me what you think. EBTalk 02:30, September 16, 2011 (UTC)



This pretty much explains itself. EBTalk 05:50, September 17, 2011 (UTC)

sup Edit

hey cart I was thinking maybe perks like Center of Mass should be included for the extra damage a weapon does in the weapon's page. Do you think that it's important enough, it does add damage like Bloody Mess

Lovely person, this one Edit

Hi there, just sending through a glowing character reference for this user and his fine contributions to the site: [3]

Willooi 04:20, September 19, 2011 (UTC)

I see you banned him, but could you please also remove his comment from Unded Hat's blog. Link. TheGuardianCalligraphyGuardianoftheWastesTag P.S. Love the new sides  :).

Ok, so you kickbanned me for spoilers?

You just kinda said bye. If you dont want anything to be said, just ask.

I'm perfectly reasonable.

Possible Vandal. Edit

Could you look into Can you run an IP check on [4]? I have a strong suspicion that account was made from the same Anon just to continue this edit war with me. Skål! 06:50, September 22, 2011 (UTC)

well ill tell u what what i told them im new and i dont know this stuff

how did u know i was trying to delete it?

I was trying to get the right link for the flare gun on the jury rigging page and the preview wasn't letting me check the link. Besides I'm still new, it's not like I was trying to mess up things or be vulgar, we all make mistakes so try not to be so uptight about minor things.

   Sincerely, Downy42 20:51, September 22, 2011 (UTC)

Forgot to add I don't care about stupid achievments, I'm just trying to be helpful to others. Downy42 20:57, September 22, 2011 (UTC)

spoiler Edit

I apologise for breaking (accidentally i might add) the rules by spoiling part of lonesome road. (it was a mistake i swear) also, when is my chatban up?

Badbadger 21:50, September 22, 2011 (UTC)

Thank you, sir sorry, sir Badbadger 22:29, September 22, 2011 (UTC)


This guy is nothing but trouble, vandalizing pages left and right. Ban him please. Thanks.CaesarLegionSymbol Pony of the East CaesarLegionSymbol 01:42, September 25, 2011 (UTC)


Hey this is MauiWowiexxx~ idk how to do this but ive beeen banned for saying the samething 3 times then i was banned idk y i was ban it was an acident it was nothin bad i put the troll face 3 times and never did it again then i was accused for putting inappropriate thingsbut it was not me please please un ban me from chat please thank you for your time This. is. MauiWowiexxx~

Hey cartman can i get my banned removed--Cammax 22:09, September 29, 2011 (UTC)

why do people spam? Edit

here is another guy who thought it would be "funny" to spam a blog, now... OFF WITH HIS HEAD. user:Denis517

What do the aeard things you get do youre ignoring me in chat so i sent a messagee

We have a vandal on our hands! Edit

This guy thinks that writing the word and i quote "Cocks" unquote. anyway you know what to do.

with my minigun Edit

with my minigun with my minigun with my minigun with my minigun with my minigun with my minigun with my minicum! lol

Sad child is SAD *sigh* "Even In Death May You Be Triumphant" 10:03, October 12, 2011 (UTC)

Yo Internetz Edit

Carteh! Seriously, you need to sort out your net or whatever cos I came into chat this morning, saw nobody was on to really talk to then you came in. I was happy. Then you left. Then came in, and so on and so forth. Stop this madness immediately. My brain cannot take such elation then disappointment. Toodles! "Even In Death May You Be Triumphant" 10:03, October 12, 2011 (UTC)


You're lagging severely, sonny, 12 times in and out per minute, it's getting a tad obstructive. Could you see to being active or getting out of chat, please? Hugs MadeMan2 "Say 'ello to my little friend!"

Chat Edit

Hey Cart, why is the chat always tell the message "you have connected from another browser" thanks in advance MrGazzo 06:21, October 14, 2011 (UTC)

Chat interface messages Edit

Theming is all nice and well, but if you want to do that you have to make sure that the message still conveys what actually happened (for old and new users alike). Your test message did not really do that. -- Porter21 (talk) 11:18, October 14, 2011 (UTC)

Chat Edit

I had to kick you due to connection issues spamming chat with you joining and leaving. User avatar tagUser Avatar talk 02:59, October 15, 2011 (UTC)

Banned from chat Edit

Was I banned from chat? Why/when did this happen? Richie9999 06:04, October 15, 2011 (UTC)

So when is this ban going to be lifted? -Josh "Only the strong survive" 23:30, October 16, 2011 (UTC)

Yay! Edit

I loves you even more now my Gifted and Talented in English brethren ^_^ WE ARE TOTALLY AWESOMESAUCE "Even In Death May You Be Triumphant"

Yeah Edit

yeah i got a little confused, don't worry won't happen again. ENCV 20:39, October 18, 2011 (UTC)

My Picture Edit

Um... I think you jumped the gun a little on deleting my picture with the message "use it or lose it". I was right in the middle of editing my profile, which would've used that picture had you not deleted it before I could finish editing.

--Cyberweasel89 21:19, October 18, 2011 (UTC)

I apologize, but if you would look at my profile, you'll see why it took so long. I was researching appropriate perks. I'm not angry or annoyed by what you did, just a bit confused as to why you assumed I would upload it and not use it. I wasn't aware such a thing was a common occurrence, but now I know you were just doing your job, which I respect. I'm just sorry for the false positive. Do I have permission to re-upload it so long as I use it straight away?
--Cyberweasel89 21:37, October 18, 2011 (UTC)
Thank you very much! And sorry again for the misunderstanding.
--Cyberweasel89 00:11, October 19, 2011 (UTC)

Vandal Edit

Hello, I found a vandal on the Caravan card page. Please you could you block Draven0 KiwiBird 20:46, October 19, 2011 (UTC)

Anon Edit

Hey this guy seems to be going on a rampage of edits listing a glitch that all weapons will alway clip your hands or something to that effect. His ip is and ill leave it to your better judgement as to what to do with him. Thanks, Bixby949 01:54, October 20, 2011 (UTC)

Thank you Edit

I'd just like to thank you personally for voting for me, Cartleton. Now that I'm a moderator, I'll do my very best to ensure that your vote doesn't go to waste. Thanks! Cheers! Almighty Higgey (talk page) 21:10, October 21, 2011 (UTC)

ChatBan. Edit

Has it been 72 hours? I lost track of time. We all act stupid every now and then, don't we? Sincerely --O_O 02:27, October 23, 2011 (UTC)

hey mann gott kicked for three days and i'm hoping that u can help me out ,wanderer

i got banned for saying gay i didn't mean homosexual just as in stupid and my friend went on the next day and scar(who banned me) was bragging about it ,wanderer

^Are you being purposely dense? Sign your posts. just my two cents, which I'll probably be blocked for. --O_O 11:34, October 26, 2011 (UTC)

Promotional crossover contentEdit

Hello, Cartman. Can you please look at this forum topic? Your opinion would be highly appreciated. veryblackraven 07:19, October 24, 2011 (UTC)

Small problem with one of those Enclave people again.

12:29 TheDweller I want a cookie... 12:29 Elton Wabbajackie *Gives cookie* 12:29 Enclavesuportter1 you are all traitors!!!!!! who should stand in front of a firing squad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 12:30 Elton Wabbajackie Filth. All I see is filth. 12:30 TheDweller Oh shuddup enclave 12:30 Elton Wabbajackie Oh Dweller. 12:30 TheDweller Yes? 12:30 Enclavesuportter1 all of you shut up at once!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 12:30 Elton Wabbajackie I "may" have dipped that cookie in potassium chlorinate. There is only three of us. 12:30 TheDweller O.o 12:30 Enclavesuportter1 traitors are all i see here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks for the time friend.

--Elton Wabbajackie 05:33, October 27, 2011 (UTC)

Chatban. Edit

When will it be lifted? Or if this is a more severe ban would I be able to earn back the ability to chat? Just a thought. --O_O 16:47, October 29, 2011 (UTC)

Hey Cartman, I'm sorry for using emoticons too much in chat, I didn't see your warnings till after I'd been kicked. I promise not to do it again. May I please be allowed back in chat? Sincerely djAMPnz 08:32, October 30, 2011 (UTC)

I have no idea who the hell to contact about this since no mods name was even mentioned in this incident, Im just contacting you because you were (Semi) present when I was chatting. I created an account under the name of Break_ALL_The_Rules yesterday and today... Its gone. Its not saying I was banned or blocked or anything, its just saying it doesn't exist. I do understand its case-sensitive, but I proofread every single word of it. It is EXACTLY Break_ALL-The_Rules

Maybe it exists elsewhere, but I've tried most combinations and mistakes I could have possibly made and it said it just didn't exist. And trust me, I made ALL the possible mistakes, I tried for an hour. Im just contacting you because, A: I have no idea who to contact... Like I said I made this account yesterday, I barely know what a "Wiki" is. And B, you were in the chat I was in last night. I can't remember the time, possibly between 9-10 Western US time, but you were there, just inactive. You came active for a minute but didn't say anything... Since your an admin, Im guessing somehow, with your magical conjuration of magic, you can figure out what the hell happened? Im kind of ruling out the possibility I was banned because it would say I was banned, right? I just don't know... -- 19:08, November 1, 2011 (UTC)

E-mail Edit

Please e-mail me at Thanks! Ausir(talk) 18:42, November 5, 2011 (UTC)


You still haven't fulfilled your promise to overhaul this page -> [[User:GuardianOfTheWastes/A_new_demonym_for_the_USA|O]] I have to say, I'm disappointed... TheGuardianCalligraphyGuardianoftheWastesTag

Just your one now ;). TheGuardianCalligraphyGuardianoftheWastesTag

kick baned for nothing! Edit

ok, Im sorry for anoying you, but if you look at it I didn't come up with minibum, another dud did on purpose, I just wanted to say it once

Spammer alertEdit

Hey there, Cartmonculus. Just a heads up, there is a spammer on the loose.
This bloke is trying to sell their boxing gear on the wiki. They made two pages, which you can find in their contributions.
Unless they've already been dealt with by the time you get this, you may want to take care of the spammer. Thanks, Cart. Yes Man defaultUser Avatar talk 06:27, November 8, 2011 (UTC)

Ah, may I also add that they have begun to solicit their goods through their userpage, which has external sites to their supposed Pakistan gloves store. I didn't actually enter the site, but I can assume it's something shifty... Yes Man defaultUser Avatar talk 06:35, November 8, 2011 (UTC)

Cazaclaws+signature Edit

I noticed the Cazaclaws page (which i thought was quite amusing) and i thought to myself "what if this were in the game?" Then i thought of the possibility of a mod, with quests, new areas, and characters all based off of the Fearsome Cazaclaw. I don't have very good knowledge of how the geck functions (except for changing the stats of a gauss rifle to make it automatic etc) but i bet that there are some people in the vault that know how this could be done. With enough effort (and spare time-i have lots of that) we could create a mod. If you want to continue on this idea, please send me a message on my talk page. If not, then i will probably drop it quite promptly (unless someone else finds this a good idea.) Also, on a side note, i was wondering if you could tell me how to customize my signature. If not, just disregard this last part.--Paladin ACES 18:40, November 12, 2011 (UTC)

Thanks for the reply. I was thinking i wanted an ace of diamonds on either side, or maybe dice instead. I will have to ask around the vault to see if anyone here is a good modder, or maybe i will head over to the nexus to see if anyone would be interested there.--Paladin ACES 14:37, November 15, 2011 (UTC)

Hey! Edit

I saw that you asked in the chat if I had a problem with you? Not at all, I loves you! What gave you that idea? :/ Hope I haven't said anything to upset you (not in a cry-wah way, but in a huh, she's a bitch way)! Anyway, yeah, I don't dislike you at all. Even though you are an arse :p NextTattoo"Even In Death May You Be Triumphant"

Re: BOSEdit

The information was repetitive and made for a run-on sentence. It is stated that the battle was "one of the bloodiest in the Brotherhood's history" already; we don't also then need to say "in which over half of the chapter was lost." Both convey the severity of the battle and the casualties it caused, and it makes the sentence way too long. If you think we should keep it like that, then I won't change it back, but I don't think it makes for the best-written sentence. That's all

By the way, I always assumed your name was a reference to South Park, but I was never sure until now. Love that show, and especially Cartman - MaulYoda

  • Scratch that part about South Park; I read the reason on your user page - MaulYoda

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