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Welcome to the Hole!

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The Hole
The Hole is a weekly contest that forces two or more characters to fight. Any suggestions about the guests or the challengers can be put on the talk page.

Each Week Lord Ashur invites Wastelanders, including you, to join him to watch the fiercest combatants from around the known world into the Pitt's Hole. We'll crown 4 divisional champs and then we'll throw them all back in the Hole to battle it out again... until only one remains as the ultimate King of the Hole (as well as his Queen and Jack).

This week's battle is sponsored by the Talon Company. Any do-gooders are to be shot on sight.

In the previous week, tough combatants were fighing in the Hole. However, Masticator won with 34 votes, with two new ear souveniers.

The triple battles continue forward!


Division III: Triple The Fun
NPC salt upon wounds
Salt-Upon-Wounds
Ulysses profile
Ulysses
Father Elijah
Elijah
Who will be this week's winner?
Microphone and Stand
This week in the Hole... - Energy X
TALK - 21:34, October 14, 2014 (UTC)
Energy X

Boys and girls of all ages, welcome to the Hole! A commentator, an augmented dog and a tribal - a match seen nowhere before!


Kings Gambit

Yea, once this is done we can go over at Shark Club and open an act.


Energy X

Anyway, Sulik, Rex, we supposedly are expecting a gangster named Boxcars.


FO02 NPC Sulik G

We and I not be thinking dere be enough room


Kings Gambit

So the old dog needs to go away, huh?


Energy X

Now, now, we will think of something. Anyway, here he comes!


Boxcars

I come to the Hole and see only three losers around.


FO02 NPC Sulik G

You need to stop looking in de shiny bit of de hammer. If you be getting to close, you be needing to de de dentist


Energy X

Sulik, halt. Ask questions first, then start shooting and crashing. Anyway, Boxcars, I heard you survived the attack on Nipton.


Boxcars

As if you care, motherfucker. After the man with the dog on the head beat the shit out of everyone, I stayed in a store, fucked up to the bone. But then a person came and gave me some Med-X to stop that pain. However, now I am addicted to that stuff! Jesus Christ, was I high then.


Kings Gambit

Typical human. I prefer muties as of now.


Energy X

So, everyone, which person will win this battle?


Kings Gambit

Elijah knows best that technology will serve him. As well as intellect, among other things.


Boxcars

That nigga seems tougher than most. Motherfucker will beat the hell out of those two.


FO02 NPC Sulik G

We and I know tribal leader be swift, tough and wields fists like hammers


Energy X

All right, here you got the opinions of seasoned veterans. We'll see ya all next time!


Boxcars

There won't *be* a next time. I'm gonna beat the hell out of you all, good-for-nothin' brainless dickheads!


FO02 NPC Sulik G

*donk* Heh, Looks like we be being rich. we be knowing a tribe called orks dat be using teef as cash


Energy X

Rex, use Sonic Boom. To blow this "gangsta's" ass out.


Kings Gambit

-aroo-


Votes[]

Credits[]

The Hole concept was originally adapted for Nukapedia by The NemesisX.


The winners of previous battles of the Hole
Fo2 Mike the Masticator
Masticator (34 votes)
Opponent: Ranger Stella (30 votes)
and
Garl Death-Hand (23 votes)


The finalists[]

The winners of previous battles of the Hole
Fo2 Goris wo robe
Goris (58 votes)
Opponent: Arch Dornan (42 votes)
Edgar Hardin
Edgar Hardin (60 votes)
Opponent: Jingwei (42 votes)
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