Saturday Polls - The Final Edition?

Weekly poll

The Weekly Saturday Poll is a poll (not a pole!) every Saturday asking the community what they think about the fallout series ranging from skills, guns, music and other paraphernalia. Have a suggestion for the next poll? Tell me on my talk page!

Welcome to the Saturday Polls. Insert witty one-liner here.

In the Poll corner

Live from the Polls studio TALK - with BrandonFox. This is it guys. My very last edition. I'm afraid that I don't have a lot of time to explain seeing as they'll be here any moment. We arrived sooner than you thought. We now ask you politely to cease your poll-making activities as we have agreed, due to your failure to complete your end of the bargain. For the past twenty of your editions we have been funding your show on the grounds that you place support for the Enclave, yet visibly you have failed on all of your accounts. Hey, I put loads of Enclave endorsement in there! It was just subliminal, so you couldn't see it very well! That is insufficient for our goal. Well I tried my best, you're just going to have to evict me. (secretly loads his guass pistol under his poll-table) Gladly. We've been looking forward to this for quite a while now. Yeah, I'll bet you have. (shoots his guass pistol into the Enclave soldier's eyes several times, critically hitting him for 81 damage and blinding him) Sorry about the mess. It seems I'm free now of- I'm not dead yet, fool! We have 200 hp, don't you remember our stats from the second game? Uhhh.... I may be blinded but you're still going down. Now where is it... goddamn blindess (flips open a self-detonation switch from somewhere on the armour covering his arm) Aha! You're dead, scum! HOLY SHI- Where am I? Am I dead? You're in a realm between the living and the dead. Individuals remain here until they realize what their living purpose is. I suppose I am what you would call the guardian of this place. But people just refer to me as "The Man". So I have unfinished business? Correct. You catch on quick. Most people usually run around here aimlessly, scared out of their mind and think they're going crazy. Eh, I'm used to stuff like that. As a huge horror movie fan, and seeing as my avatar is a guy whose very state of mind and existence goes off the rails, I feel fine. So what do I have to do? The Enclave may have killed you and destroyed the building where your Polls were based, but you must continue as "the Poll guy". At least for a little while. I can bring you back to the land of living to accomplish this. Okay. But for how long? However long you can. Just try and carry on the folks to Fallout 4 as much as you can. That sounds chill to me. I'll probably have to relocate it to my house however... Of course, of course. Now get going! Woah. Trippy. I suppose I should get back to my house and resume the Poll show...

Last Week's Results

Question #1 I asked Which of these frightening abominations would you be afraid to face?

• In third place with 20 votes was none of them. I bet they wet the bed secretly... That's what all the macho people are like.

• In 2nd place with 29 votes was all of them! Fear is the mind killer.

• And in 1st place with 117 votes were caza-claws. Happiness and safety cost money. But for death and suffering: there's caza-claws!

Question #2 I asked Why do all of the NPCs wear the same type of underwear?

• In third place with 24 votes was they all go shopping at the same tight-whitey store! That store must be making a killing...

• In 2nd place with 37 votes was psychological conditioning from a young age. Waht a twist!

• And in 1st place with 116 votes was simply: the developers got lazy. Seeing as so many of them are voiced by one person, I'm not surprised.

Question #3 I asked Have you ever at some point wondered if all that happens in the Fallout games is just a realistic simulation for Vault Dwellers in Vaults to practice for what might lie in the outside world?

• Third place with 15 votes was yes, but think it's just a theory. Kind of like all that "Quaere Verum" nonsense.

• 2nd place with 63 votes was no, but now that I mentioned it to them...

• In first place with 105 votes was No! That's impossible! Search your feelings, you know it to be true.

Question #4 Leea asked What do you do if a song you hate comes on the radio in Fallout 3 and Fallout: New Vegas?

• Third place with 36 votes votes was immediately switch the station. But to what? Dun dun dun.

• 2nd place with 38 votes (this is why every vote counts!) was smack themselves over the head in the hope that the induced trauma will make them forget about Johnny Guitar. But they know it will only be #played again, my johnny guitar#

• In first place with 78 votes was suffer through the song in the hope that a good one will come on after. Don't you hate that feeling when you try and do this, only for an even worse song to come on?

Question Time

From Leea:

My random video(s) of the week

Let's get jiggy! For the note, Lucas went to the dark side with the Star Wars series long before this Kinect game...

Kinect Star Wars "I'm Han Solo" Dancing

That's all this week. If you have any suggestions, leave them on my talk-page.