Saturday Polls - 52

Two White Glove members are eating dinner together. One of them says to his friend "I hate my mother in law". The other one replies "Well, just eat the salad then".

Disclaimer: The Weekly Saturday Poll is a poll (not a pole!) every Saturday asking the community what they think about the fallout series ranging from skills, guns, music and other paraphernalia. Have a suggestion for the next poll? Tell me on my talk page!

Yes-Man TALK - Weekly Saturday Polls co-host I think they've forgotten who I am. They have, haven't they? The name Yessie no longer strikes fear into the hearts of men.

BrandonFox TALK - Weekly Saturday Polls Host Some thought you were a fictional character, the heathens.

Yes-Man TALK - Weekly Saturday Polls co-host So you said. Though the fanfic thing is flattering. Albeit disturbing. I was just reading an article on tips for giving women oral sex.

BrandonFox TALK - Weekly Saturday Polls Host Learn anything?

Yes-Man TALK - Weekly Saturday Polls co-host It's telling me to talk to their cunts before eating them out. I think this guide is a bit crap.

BrandonFox TALK - Weekly Saturday Polls Host It’s a bit funny, an Australian looking for tips on going down under.

Yes-Man TALK - Weekly Saturday Polls co-host Hey-ohhhh. That was a good one.

BrandonFox TALK - Weekly Saturday Polls Host Say, how comes we still haven't Skyped yet?

Yes-Man TALK - Weekly Saturday Polls co-host Some time when I have a working camera. And clothing on.

BrandonFox TALK - Weekly Saturday Polls Host Tis a shame, would have brightened up some of my days, haha. Only thing I've looked forward to is the Halloween party from yesterday, which was really fun.

Yes-Man TALK - Weekly Saturday Polls co-host I have too much to do. My life is too exciting for my own good. And for my liver's good.

BrandonFox TALK - Weekly Saturday Polls Host Which my friend was at as well, the one I like :)

Yes-Man TALK - Weekly Saturday Polls co-host I forgot about that. Well as a wise man once said, fuck her right in the pussy.

BrandonFox TALK - Weekly Saturday Polls Host Wait, does that mean when you fuck her, fuck her in the pussy? Or when you’re fucking her in the pussy, make sure you do it right?

Yes-Man TALK - Weekly Saturday Polls co-host The second one. In fact, neither. It means that when you want to court a woman, have sex with her cat first. It shows commitment.

Question #1 Theattackcorgi asked Who is the most attractive character?

• I'd like to thank everyone for their responses to this in the comments! We got a whole load of thoughts, from characters such as Big Town's Bittercup "She's hot, but you just don't understand her!", Veronica, Arcade, Sarah Lyons and even... themselves. The vain buggers.

Question #2 I asked In hindsight of New Vegas' first Act, do you really think it would be a good idea to try and find the guy who almost killed you?

• In third place with 16 votes was no, why would I try and find my attempted killer!? Try telling that to horror movie heroines.

• In 2nd place with 56 votes was yes, but only for revenge. Remember, an eye for an eye makes eye optemetrists very rich.

• And in 1st place with 78 votes was if they really wanted answers, then they'd try and find him too. Plus I suppose the game would never begin...

Question #3 I asked Would you have liked the Reputation system to have been in Fallout 3?

• In 3rd place with 13 votes was they just wanted the Karma system improved. Like maybe so blood money for blowing up towns doesn't improve your rating when donated to the Church?

• In second place with 52 votes was yes, if the Rep system had a bit of tweaking.

• And in 1st place with 91 votes a big yes. Think of all the Reps you can get! Brotherhood, Megaton, Rivet City, Tenpenny Tower, Paradise Falls Slavers, Canterbury Commons ect. Call it sad but something like that would make me excited.

Question #4 I asked What console do you play Fallout 3 and New Vegas on?

• In third place is a mix of the PC, PS3 and Xbox 360 with 30 votes. Some are better on the others!

• In second place is the Xbox 360 with 45 votes. Represent!

• In first place with 79 votes is the PC. Master Race!

Fanmail Corner

Dear Mr Fox, I loved those pictures of yourself you posted in one of your other editions. I printed them on A2 paper and now have them on my wall. I stare at them for my daily night session of pleasuring.

Yours sincerely, FoxLove69.

Dear Brandon, There are too many polls nowadays Please eliminate 3 of them. PS I am not a crackpot.

Yours unfaithfully, NoBarksTruth.

Dear Yes-Man, You are so funny and I want to have your babies.

Yours sincerely, Aussiefetish2001

It's in the name. What an incredible voice! For all the other MST3K fans who might be reading.

Tom Servo sings of his love for Creepy Girl

Seinfeld - George wants Jerry to kill him

I want everyone OUT!!

That's all this week. If you have any suggestions, leave them on my talk-page.