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    The food is the yuckiest

    The kills are the bloodiest

    The ghouls are the ugliest

    This game is the buggiest


    The jet the druggist

    The deaths the funniest

    Way back home


    The water is the moatiest,

    The heads the most explodiest

    The flies are the bloatiest

    RivetCity is the boatiest


    The aim, the steadiest

    The blood, the rediest

    Way back home


    Don't know why I left the Vault-Tec

    I really must confess

    I'm a lone wanderer making your head a Bloody Mess


    Tenpenny is the haughtiest

    The nightwear the naughtiest

    The ghouls are the rottiest

    Their skin is the spottiest


    The bombs, the boomiest

    The waste, the fumiest

    Way back home


    (What about the ghouls?)

    The ghouls the crustiest

    (And the meat?)

    The meat's the radiest

    (And the trees?)

    The trees the blackiest

    (And the raiders'?)

    The raide…






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