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Diary of the last survivor of vault chat

“are the noobs gone yet?”

“Phew, it seems they are. but there only seems to be six who are not away”

“HELLO? * echo's* hellohellohello.......”

“oh god, im the only one left alive.”

“i will have to rebulid the human race single handedly....somehow”

“another survivor hurrah!”

“ok, lets set some ground rules. this is my half of the chat. you get the left half. remember that and we wont have no problems”

  • survivor 2 breaks rules*

“thats it, you leave me no choice but to declare you a figment of my imagination.”

day 45 of being the last survivor on vault chat: the other survivor turned out to be a part of my imagination.

  • imagination says something stupid*

day 56 of being the last survivor on vault chat: my imagination is trying to speak..... something about 'memorie is bad'

  • imagination eats arm*

day 66 of being the last survivor on vault chat: my imagination just kicked itself in its imaginary balls

  • imagination kicks balls*

day 78 of being the last survivor on vault chat: my imagination just ate its imaginary arm

day 90 of being the last survivor on vault chat: my brain is feeling slightly more empty than usual

day 112 of being the last survivor on vault chat: my imagination is trying to escape, and has been joined by another. i appear to be schitzophrenic now

day 143 of being the last survivor on vault chat: my schitzophrenia is getting worse, there are now three of them

day 174 of being the last survivor on vault chat: my imaginations are talking independantly of eachother. i may have to kill myself in order to stop them

day 193 of being the last survivor on vault chat: i have successfully gotten back to 2 voices. progress is slow though

day212 of being the last survivor on vault chat: i hit my head on a rock, and my imaginations are now brain damaged

day 222 of being the last survivor on vault chat: i have come to the realisation that if i die then my imaginations will have no one to talk to 4:56

day 239 of being the last survivor on vault chat: i........... think................this.................may.......................be.....................the..............end................. of..........................grandma................*dies*

day 239 1/2 of being the last survivor on vault chat: false alarm, i just had gas.

day 256 of being the last survivor on vault chat: my imagination is not elaborating on which girl has big ol tiitays

day 277 of being the last survivor on vault chat: my imagination is even dumber than i thought, trying to call me dumb as shite

day 295 of being the last survivor on vault chat: life alone in vault chat is getting boring


day 344 of being the last survivor on vault chat: it has been some time since my previous entry...... it feels like something is eating my brain

day 355 of being the last survivor on vault chat: ANOTHER SURVIVOR HAS BEEN FOUND!

DragonBorn96: “I'm a survivor?”

“yes, i am the only one active on vault chat until you”

DragonBorn96:”OIC”

Vault girl76: “hi8 dr4ago9n”

day 365 of being the last survivor on vault chat: yet another survivor has emerged

day 366 of being the last survivor on vault chat: now that i am no longer alone i have decided to collect and publish my story on a blog page.

day 367 of being the last survivor on vault chat: this is my last entry before leaving vault chat. it has been a long year, but i can rest easy knowing the chat will live on after im gone. i may return somday, and when i do, i pray that it will be filled with users, and no noobs.