• ThE MaD JeStEr

    Today i saw a hammer that wouldn't stop talkin so i hit this hammer with a bigger hammer to shut it up then i ran over to the raisin colored road with the chocolate legs, i asked the chocolate legs why the birds were eating there own stomachs, it said he forgot that they could dance and things. then i flew over the cow who was baking skin cookies and finger sausages. and the moral of the story is never trust people who shove candles in there eyes.

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