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Sulik and ED-E take you on a journey of love this February with our special Valentines Feature - Atomic Chemistry. Can we create some Bonded Pairs? Lets find out....

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SulikTheTribal

Hello, and we and I be welcoming you to de show.

As you be knowing, we and I be being a big hero, saving de day from de Enclave on de oil rig
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ED-E
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SulikTheTribal

Who be asking you? De Chosen one was my sidekick, and don’t you be forgetting it.

Where was I, yes, We and I of course be known for saving de day for mankind, but now I be saving de day for love… yes, dat be right, we and I be using Grampy’s VooDoo to be helping de lonely hearts of de wasteland not be quite so lonely any more.
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SulikTheTribal

Yes, I be getting to you. We and I be being helped in de task by de most complicated lovematching computer programme science has ever been making, Please be welcoming E-DE.
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SulikTheTribal

Show off. Please be welcoming tonights lonely heart looking for some Atomic Chemistry, please be welcoming Star Pal-ay-din Cross.
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ED-E
Hey, wait, I don’t need to be on a lonely hearts show, I have a boyfriend!
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SulikTheTribal

Really? Who be being dis “Boyfriend”
Well, that lone wanderer guy, I’d do anything thing for him
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SulikTheTribal

Oh? When did he be asking you out?
He’s not exactly asked yet…. But I’m sure he will real soon, when things calm down.
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SulikTheTribal

Oh? Pal-Ay-Din, De Enclave be being beaten, and he already be having resolved de family issues, we and I be thinking dere not be being anything left to be calming down. He Just not be being into you
sigh Maybe He’ll ask me to come back again…
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SulikTheTribal

And Maybe, we be finding your true love. Now We be keeping three bachelors off de stage. Pal-Ay-Din, you be asking three questions only, and de number of questions shall be three.

Then, our studio audience will be selecting dere favourite batchelor, and we be sending dem on de blind date of a lifetime to see if our couple be having… ATOMIC CHEMISTRY.


Star Paladin Cross asks:

Where would you take me on a romantic vacation?
Bachelor Number 1
A place with Beautiful, spacious skies… and Amber Waves of Grain… With Purple Mountain Majesties above the fruited plains. America, America, God shed his grace on thee. Nowhere in the world compares to her, nowhere is as beautiful or as romantic as the greatest country on earth.
Bachelor Number 2
My work spreading the word takes up most of my time so a vacation is out of the question…. I have too little time for the distractions of the heart or the temptations of Lust. Perhaps though, I may be able to find some time to read you a few of my favourite passages, I’m sure you’ll find them as inspiring as the most impressive vista.
Bachelor Number 3
I’ll give you the world my dear. We’ll board the fanciest liners, stay in the fanciest hotels, eat the fanciest dishes in the fanciest restaurants… We’ll be as far away from those hideous mutants, or stinky ghouls as we can possibly get. Yes, we’ll live like Kings… The king of kings even. I wont let anything *anything* destroy the view.


Whats the worst thing that ever happened to you?
Bachelor Number 1
When my beloved America was set back on its road to recovery. But I have no fear. America remains undefeated, and undefeatable. We will take the light of civilization again and lead the world to a brighter tomorrow.
Bachelor Number 2
Nothing.
Everything that has happened, even those things you might see as a set back, were all part of God’s greater plan. God is great, and I trust in his wisdom.
Bachelor Number 3
I once had the deal of the century, to take what was an amazing building that had been neglected, and return it to her glory. I had almost achieved my goal, but my darn neighbours ruined my plans.


Energy Weapons, or Bulleted Weapons?
Bachelor Number 1
Energy Weapons! Not only do we have to eliminate the mutant threat we have to turn them into goo so we never have to look at their remains. We must take our flamethrowers and burn them with fire! You should already know that you Moron.
Bachelor Number 2
Violence does not have to be the answer, our lord and saviour encourages us to turn the other cheek. Instead, we should seek to understand our enemies, and love our neighbours as we love ourselves.
Bachelor Number 3
Whaaat? Why choose when I can have both…. And guy to carry them… And Fire them… And take the shots from the other side? What a daft and silly question.
YouDecide!
So now its down to you, our studio audience, Star Paladin Cross should be pared with:
 
27
 
13
 
28
 

The poll was created at 18:29 on February 1, 2015, and so far 68 people voted.

Next week well tell you how the date with the winner went, and reveal the Bachelor identities.

Atomic Chemistry was dreamed up by User:Agent c and created with the patient assistance of User:NukaTurtle who did the images. No, we have no idea what C was smoking.