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Lonely heart
Alice McLafferty

Alice McLafferty

Candidates
TomasHadrian

Tomas

Hadrian

Benny FNVChris Haversam

Benny

Chris Haversam


You’re watching Wasteland Matchmakers, a show where we will try to find a partner for a lonely heart from the wastelands. What couple could live happily ever after? What couple would be the cutest match? We’ll find out soon, together with your host Peace’n Hugs.


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Peace'n Hugs
Hello ladies and gentlemen, ghouls and ghoulettes! Welcome to the pilot episode of Wasteland Matchmakers. This week we we will search the perfect partner for the ever lovely Alice McLafferty. Welcome to the studio, Alice.

Firstly I’d prefer it strongly if you would just say Miss McLafferty.
Alice McLafferty
Alice McLafferty

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Uhm, okay Miss McLafferty.

Thank you, that’s a lot better, isn’t it dear? I’m looking forward to see the candidates, I expect you only selected the finest for me.
Alice McLafferty
Alice McLafferty

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Peace'n Hugs
We sure did. Let’s get on with them. We have as first candidate Tomas from Nipton!

Hi thanks for letting me be here!
Tomas
Tomas

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Hadrian from Freeside

Hey, it’s great to be here. At least it was if the studio didn’t look like the Brahmin stables.
Hadrian
Hadrian

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We just moved in Hadrian, okay? Anyway, to go on, Benny from the Strip!

Hey
Benny FNV
Benny

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And our last candidate is Chris from the Novac surroundings!

Hey there smoothskins.
Chris Haversam
Chris Haversam

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Uhm, prety sure only Ghouls use that word, Chris.

Your pranks don’t work on me, smoothskin. They won’t work on Hadrian either. Ugh, stop wasting my time and let me talk to the hot smoothskin you promised me.
Chris Haversam
Chris Haversam

Not bad, smoothskin, your timing is terrible and you got no style, but you may make it one day as clown performing for the NCR. He he.
Hadrian
Hadrian

*Zombie moans*
Chris Haversam
Chris Haversam

Is this serious? Are you trying to match me with a mental retard that thinks he became a brain eater?
Alice McLafferty
Alice McLafferty

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calm dow…

You just can’t miss the chance to mess with me… Typical human.
Chris Haversam
Chris Haversam

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Peace'n Hugs
Uhm, yeah sure whatever. So, Alice what do you think of Tomas ?

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Alice McLafferty
Alice McLafferty

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Oh right… Miss McLafferty, what do you think of Tomas?

Seems like an alright chap. Not too bad looks.
Alice McLafferty
Alice McLafferty

Well, I just lost my travel partner… Damn, I knew my lucky charm necklace would bring you to me.
Tomas
Tomas

Ugh, go cry to your mommy boy. I already noticed you weren’t too bright, but you wouldn’t even be able to beat a molerat at chess.
Hadrian
Hadrian

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Okay, that enough for now Hadrian, please wait untill it’s your turn to talk.

*Zombie moaning* Look at you, you look like the stand-in presentator for So You Think You Can Dance – cemetary edition.
Hadrian
Hadrian

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Not gonna say it a twice, zombie

Whoah baby, no need to get all psycho on me.
Hadrian
Hadrian

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*sigh* … Anyway, what you think of Hadrian ?

Oh, now I get it, you just had to make me shut up so you could say again I could talk, is that it smoothskin? You need that feeling of authority over me ? Oh it’s because I’m not a smoothskin isn’t it? Yeah, that’s why.
Hadrian
Hadrian

Yeah, it’s alw/…/
Chris Haversam
Chris Haversam

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WHAT DO YOU THINK OF HADRIAN, MISS McLAFFERTY?

Oh yeah, raise your volume to keep opressing us…
Chris Haversam
Chris Haversam

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… Can we PLEASE get on with this ?

I indeed said it didn’t necesarilly had to be the nicest guy from the wastelands, but this is just an insult, and you bloody well know it !
Alice McLafferty
Alice McLafferty

Oh yeah, and you’re miss universe, look at that. Where’s your face actually? Am I looking at a mirror or is your face really so ugly ?
Hadrian
Hadrian

Get that thing away from me !
Alice McLafferty
Alice McLafferty
Sister, you look tough enough to drink a pint of glowing water, so why don’t you do us all a favor and try it?
Hadrian
Hadrian

can we PLEASE go to the next candidates?
Alice McLafferty
Alice McLafferty

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Yea… that may be the best option at the moment. So what do you think of Benny?

He sure looks like a fine gentleman.
Alice McLafferty
Alice McLafferty

Still not convinced she plays in my league, Peace.
Benny FNV
Benny

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*pokes Benny* Hint, hint: she’s the owner of the Crimson Caravan Company

Oh … uhm, hey, so how are you doing Miss McLafferty. You sure are looking good today. Wanna see the 13th floor of the Tops with me ? Anyhow baby, here are my roomkeys don’t keep me waiting too long.
Benny FNV
Benny

Finally a candidate who has some ambition and isn’t just fancy talks.
Alice McLafferty
Alice McLafferty

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Okay, and now to our final candidate, Chris Haversam.

Please don’t
Alice McLafferty
Alice McLafferty

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Alice McLafferty
Alice McLafferty

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Please Miss McLafferty.

No, I don’t want anything to do with him. Or it or whatever it is supposed to be.
Alice McLafferty
Alice McLafferty

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Okay, uhm Chris, you maybe wanna say something to change her mind a bit?

I don’t even want that ugly smoothskin anymore, her haircut makes me think she was in the reactor chambers instead of me.
Chris Haversam
Chris Haversam

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Can really noone be a bit frien/../

For your information, mister I-can-eat-brains-because-I-went-so-crazy-I-no longer-know-I'm-human, this is currently trendy. Look at Miley Cyrus.
Alice McLafferty
Alice McLafferty

Oh yeah, Miley Cyrus is our role model. Now lets’ get all naked and go dance in some fountain.
Hadrian
Hadrian

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Hadrian please…

*Zombie moans* Oh here we go again…
Hadrian
Hadrian

Why can we nev/…/
Chris Haversam
Chris Haversam

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Peace'n Hugs
Okay that was it for this week, now let’s see who the community thinks would be the best couple!

Wait, are you saying I don’t have a choice in this?
Alice McLafferty
Alice McLafferty

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Kinda seems so…

So I can be linked to one of these monsters?
Alice McLafferty
Alice McLafferty

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Just read a contract next time before you sign one.

I told you I didn’t have my reading glasses with me !!
Alice McLafferty
Alice McLafferty

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The poll was created at 00:09 on February 1, 2014, and so far 15 people voted.

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