My real name is to long for the space provided, But i am a hairy Communist. I lived in Moscow, Russian Federation for many years, until i traded my home for a Kalishnicov(AK-47). But sadly I wasted all my ammunition by shooting prostitutes and gays... So now I live happily with my pet goat, Mr. Barkey-Von-Snouser in a church outside the Democratic People's Republic of Nigeria.