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PastorOfMupets

aka Jarrod

  • I live in Australia
  • I was born on August 3
  • My occupation is Professional Polar Bear rider.
  • I am Legend...
  • PastorOfMupets

    My life story.

    September 6, 2011 by PastorOfMupets

    My real name is to long for the space provided, But i am a hairy Communist. I lived in Moscow, Russian Federation for many years, until i traded my home for a Kalishnicov(AK-47). But sadly I wasted all my ammunition by shooting prostitutes and gays... So now I live happily with my pet goat, Mr. Barkey-Von-Snouser in a church outside the Democratic People's Republic of Nigeria.

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