• OnionRings


    I... Hate... Anchorage...

    I said Anchorage!

    I... Hate... Anchorage...

    I hate Anchorage!

    I hate Anchorage and F3 is the worst.

    I loved it when the fan-base came first.

    I hate F3... It's the worst...

    ~hawks and spits~

    A casual game... is the game I curse...

    I hate F3... I said I think it's the worst!


    I despise the sound of Casual's Bleat!

    I hate it when they suck Bethesda's teat.

    Trampling on canon in the street!

    I hate Casuals... They're the worst...

    They say that 3 is food for the soul. I don't think they have one though.

    I loved the Fallouts back in the day. Where you actually had a role to play.

    My quest options were vast and long. now I only have one railroaded run-along.

    Do you hear what I say? I hate F3's quests. I think they'r…

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  • OnionRings

    Ode To The Nuka Chat

    July 19, 2013 by OnionRings

    Where have all the Admin gone
    And where are all the Mods?
    Where're the street-wise Bureaucrats
    To fight the rising odds?
    Isn't there a Chat Mod upon a fiery steed?
    Late at night I toss and I turn
    And I dream of what I need
    I need a hero, I'm holding out for a hero
    'Til the end of the night
    He's gotta type quick
    And he's gotta be fast
    And he's gotta be aware for a fight
    I need an Admin, I'm holding out for an Admin
    'Til the morning light
    He's gotta be sure
    And it's gotta be soon
    And he's gotta be a Chatter for life
    (Chatter for life)
    Somewhere after midnight
    In my wildest fantasy
    Somewhere just beyond my power
    There's someone kicking socks for me
    Banning like a hammer
    And turning up the heat
    It's gonna take a Gold Star
    To knock them off there feet
    I need an Mod, I…

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  • OnionRings

    The Underground Library is a secret brothel, located underneath the Library in the Downtown district of the Hub. The brothel caters to only the most wealthy and influential citizens of the wasteland and is completely unknown to the general public. The player can only gain access to the Underground Library through a dialog option with Mrs. Stapleton that appears with a Perception of 8 or better, and then followed by either a Speech check of 75% or a "deposit" of 3000 Caps. Once inside, the player can find "Specialists" that provide a variety of "services" for a "generous donation."

    Chris Lil. She doubles as an actual librarian . You are only able to speak with Chris Lil after being granted entry by Mrs. Stapleton and he claims to handle the "m…

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