Welcome to Fallout would you rather!
I thought I would try this and see if people like it. I don't know if you people are actually looking at this but if you are, and you feel like deciding what you would rather, then continue.
If you're still reading then today you will be voting on what lovely monstrosity you would rather be, what discontinued weapon you would bring back and what object you would prefer to have forcefully whacked into your stomach. Also multiple options because two options is for pussies.
If you voted then thanks, if you didn't then go suck a lemon (or don't)
p.s. I know my username sucks.
Come back next week for more (if people actually vote on this one)