Hello and welcome to ITH. Today we will be discussing different ways to eat butter.

Butter is a very common ingredient in most foods manufactured today. It'd be hard to imagine a world without it. Everything from potatoes to bread contains the creamy dairy product. As common as it is most don't ever think about how precious it really is. Butter can be used to flavor your morning toast or to great up your finger enough to get it out of a bottle after one of your mates dared you to get it stuck. It can be used to lubricate the floor for a practical joke or, under rare circumstances, a weapon when combined with a sock.

Setting aside it's usefulness we'll get down to the point. People love eating butter so without further ado I present ITH's top 10 ways to eat butter list!

  1. "Buttershake", combine with 1 part ice to create a new spin on an old treat.
  2. "Popsicle style", make it into a delicious frozen treat for the summer months.
  3. "Commando", eat this future health complication like a man, bite by bite.
  4. "Butter and Wine", Mix these two for extra class.
  5. "Popcorn Mash", 3 parts butter and 1 part popped corn.
  6. "Cowboy style", put it in your pipe and smoke it like your herdin' cattle.
  7. "Cartel", dry it out and do a line or two.
  8. "Just do it", just put it in your mouth and chew it.
  9. "Regret", eat it and then feel terrible that you ate it.
  10. "MountHail", take a bite and feel bad that you just wasted a whole stick of it.

That's all for today, tune it tomorrow or some shit for another issue!