Of all the towns in DC which is truly the greatest? The envy of all others? The peak of post apocalyptic living? Find out here, with your host Jasper and weekly special guests as we argue it out LIVE straight to your eye holes.
 Jasper
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Hello everyone and welcome to The Greatest Town in America! We'd like to thank everyone for tuning in last week's final, and for the whole series. Now, let's get right down to it. In fourth place was Canterbury Commons, the small town with an eccentric protector. So here he is, The Mechanist!
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Ah ha! Well, 4th place is good enough; I know that Canterbury Commons is safe with me here and that is all that matters!
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| Jasper
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In third came The Republic of Dave; we would usually have third place here with us but Dave couldn't come because, in his words, "god damn communists make him sick". In second place, we have Megaton. Luckily, Cromwell isn't bothered by communism and has joined us today.
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Hello, my child.
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| Jasper
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Hello again, Cromwell. Congratulations on second place, it seems the people of the wasteland really like Megaton.
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It was a pleasure to be here. My Atom smile upon those who voted for us, and rain atomic fire down upon the heathen who voted against us.
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| Jasper
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Well that escalated quickly... But now it's time for what you have all been waiting for, but doubtlessly know already. The winner of this years Greatest Town in America is... RIVET CITY. So Mads, who does it feel to be victorious?
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It feels great... Can I go now? You've had me locked up here for 3 straight weeks and I have a lot of work to be getting on with.
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| Jasper
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Ahahahaha not a chance, you're here forever. Anyway. We do have one last town to mention; in a special mention 5th place we have the luxurious Tenpenny Tower. Well, we're done for the year. So it's goodnight from me and goodnight from all of them; see ya next year
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Can I at least have some food?
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| Jasper
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No
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