Hello everyone, and welcome to the ninth edition of The All New Weekly Poll Show with your host, Jasper, broadcasting to you LIVE from Boulder City. Thanks for tuning in last week and for all your phone in comments
On to the polls!
Last Week's Results
Last Week I asked you (with a little help from Leea);
How do you feel about getting banned from Casinos for winning too much?
- In third place with 20 votes you said "I hate it! I want to gamble forever"
- In second place with 28 votes you said "I love it, getting banned is an accomplishment for me"
- In first place with "it makes sense, else money would be too easy to get"
It's kinda annoying for me, since I love to gamble. I do see how it would be too easy to get money though, since nobody else can play cards like I do.
Oh please, you just get lucky. There's no skill in card games.
You're just jealous because I'm the king of games
I literally have no idea what that even means.
KING OF GAMES, BITCH.
Who is your favourite Aces Theater act?
- in third place with 8 votes you said The Rad Pack.
- in joint second place with 19 votes you said Billy Knight and Hadrian
- and in first place with 80 votes you said The Lonesome Drifter.
You guys have no taste, The Rad Pack are by far my favoruite act.
Oh please, Hadrian is hilarious. Your so stupid you think sharp eyes means you cut yourself when you blink.
What? How are insults even funny?
Why did the Deathclaw cross the road? Because it saw your ugly mug and thought you were it's mother!
Okay, I feel like you're just using this as an excuse to insult me.
People say you're bright, I guess they just mean radioactive.
Words hurt you know...
"Would you have liked that the Lucky 38 was also open for gambling?"
- in joint third place with 7 votes you said "Maybe just being able to cash in the chips found around on the inside." and "No! There are enough casinos already!"
- in second place with 34 votes you said "It doesn't matter to me, I got enough cash in my pocket!"
- and in first place with 97 votes you said "Hell yeah! Another place to hit the jackpot! "
As much as I love gambling, I'm not really bothered about the Lucky 38. It works better if it's off limits to the public.
I'd be more interested if there was an open bar.
We really need to work on your drinking problem.
Why not work on your gambling problem?
I don't have a gambling problem! I bet you I can stop whenever I want!
Did you manage to keep last year's resolutions?
- in third place with 4 votes you said "Yes.I am the master of self control."
- in second place with 12 votes you said "Hell no."
- and in first place with 131 votes you said "I don't make new years resolutions."
Wow. 131 of you don't even make them? Wow. Either you're all perfect already or you're seriously in denial.
Now, on to this week's polls...
This Week's Polls
A Weekly Song
Well it's been a fun show ladies and gents, but it's time to say goodbye. We'll be back next week, but until then here's a song. This week it's It's The End Of The World by R.E.M.
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