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Capital Wasteland: Round 2
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Oasis

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Of all the towns in DC which is truly the greatest? The envy of all others? The peak of post apocalyptic living? Find out here, with your host Jasper and weekly special guests as we argue it out LIVE straight to your eye holes.


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Hello ladies, gentlemen, ghouls and ghoulettes to this weeks episode of The Greatest Town in America we'd like to thank everyone for tuning in last week. Before we start, lets take a look back at last time, where pitted Andale, The Republic of Dave, Grayditch and Girdershade against each other to see who you thought was the greatest town. The winner with an astounding 122 voted was the Republic of Dave. We have Dave here with us right now. So Dave, are you proud of your victory in our first round?

I don't see how it could have gone any other way, Jasper. Democracy trumps communism every time.
Dave
Dave

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Now, without further ado, lets meet this week's guests. First off we have Herbert "Daring" Dashwood from the highly exclusive Tenpenny Towerm. Hello Mr Dashwood.

Hello, friend and please call be "Daring".
Herbert Dashwood
Herbert

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Jasper
I ummm... errr okay... Mr. Crowley from the mysterious Underworld, give a big hand to the first ghoul on the show, hello Mr Crowley.

You got a problem with me smoothskin? Your type are all the same! Milk drinking, mutant lov...
Mister Crowley
Crowley

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Jasper
TREE FATHER BIRCH FROM OASIS EVERYONE!

Greetings, outsider, may He smile upon you.
Treefather Birch
Birch

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Jasper
Ummmm...Thanks, I guess. Anyway, here's confessor Cromwell from Megaton

Hello, my child. the tree father is right, may Atom's glow warm your body and soul.
Confessor Cromwell
Cromwell

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Jasper
Sure, why not...Now that introductions are out of the way, why don't you all tell us a little about your town? Herber... errr Daring?

Tenpenny Tower is a great place to live, Mr Tenpenny has done a wonderful job. It's the safest place in the wasteland. Sure does make me miss my adventuring days... Me and Argyle, brothers in arms... Oh those were the days...
Herbert Dashwood
Herbert

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Jasper
Yes Herbert, you sure have quite the reputation. Now, tell me more about Tenpenny Tower

Ah ha! Of course, friend and please, call be Daring. Tenpenny Tower, a beacon of hope in the wasteland, somewhere anyone can live so long as they have the caps.
Herbert Dashwood
Herbert

Unless they're a ghoul, bigot scum. Your whole tower is full of ghoul hating bigots!
Mister Crowley
Crowley

I'm afraid I don't follow, friend. I for one have no objection to ghouls, why some of my best fri...
Herbert Dashwood
Herbert

That's what they all say! You think just because your skin isn't falling off you...
Mister Crowley
Crowley

Listen, friend I don't know who you think you're talking to but...
Herbert Dashwood
Herbert

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Jasper
Okay you two, time out already. Herbert, Crow...

Please, call me Daring.
Herbert Dashwood
Herbert

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Jasper
I DON'T CARE DAMMIT! Herbert, Crowley please be quiet.

...
Herbert Dashwood
Herbert

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Mister Crowley
Crowley

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Jasper
Right then. Tree Minder Birch, why don't you...

Hey smoothy! You forgot about me!
Mister Crowley
Crowley

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Jasper
You've wasted enough time already, Crowley. We'll come back to you if there's time at the end.

Oh I see how it is! It;s because I'm a ghoul isn't it! Why I...
Mister Crowley
Crowley

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Jasper
TREE MINDER BIRCH! PLEASE TELL US A LITTLE ABOUT OASIS!

The name says it all; Oasis is the one place in the wasteland where nature thrives, trees and plants grow, animals wander freely, rivers flow clean of the radiation that has plagued our country for so many years. All thanks to He. He smiles upon us; creating a vibrant oasis in this inhospitable wasteland, returning to us the nature that atomic war robbed us of.
Treefather Birch
Birch

I'm afraid you are confused, my child. Atom did not rob us of anything. Atom ensured our future. The radiation is a blessing, not a curse.
Confessor Cromwell
Cromwell

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Jasper
Wait your turn, Confessor. Tree Father, who is this "He" you speak of?

He is our savior. He is the hero and creator of Oasis. Soon his influence will extend from our walls and spread out across the entire wasteland .
Treefather Birch
Birch

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Jasper
Sound charming. Now, Confessor? Tell us a little about Megaton

Gladly my child. Megaton is a glorious place to live. It is the home of the Children of Atom. We erected this town around one of Atom's great tools, a bomb, like those that scorched the world with his great atomic fire. He has blessed us with his radioactive glow.
Confessor Cromwell
Cromwell

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Jasper
Wait... Bomb? You mean like a nuke?

Of course.
Confessor Cromwell
Cromwell

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Jasper
So when you say "radioactive glow" it's not leaking radiation or something, right?

My child, do not fear his glow. The radiation is a force of creation, not destruction. I preach by the bomb every day, basing in his glow.
Confessor Cromwell
Cromwell

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Jasper
Arnt you afraid of becoming a ghoul?

Something wrong with being a ghoul is there, smoothskin?
Mister Crowley
Crowley

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Jasper
I didn't mean it like that. I...

That's exactly how you meant it you no good bigoted scum!
Mister Crowley
Crowley

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Jasper
And that;s all we have time for, everyone. Tune in next week for more Greatest Town in America!

I NEVER GOT MY GOD DAMN TURN, SMOOTHSKIN!
Mister Crowley
Crowley

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Jasper
*mutters* I'm never working with ghouls again, I swear...

I HEARD THAT!
Mister Crowley
Crowley


Round 2:Greatest Town in America
 
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The poll was created at 22:56 on August 14, 2013, and so far 242 people voted.