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Fallout by Rahll
Fallout by Rahll
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And God said: Let them have beer!

Welcome Fallout lovers to the one and only Strategic Nuclear Moose! The Nukapedian cantina that doesn't discriminate, whether you be ghoul, super mutant, or our deities, the brahmin overlords! So huddle around, grab a slightly radioactive beer, and tell of your wasteland tales!

Huddle around the campfire

Are you the type of wastelander that's been living under a rock in fear of being eaten alive by radroaches and molerats? Looking for a place to catch up on what's going on in the wasteland around you? Or maybe you're just looking for a little company that actually has skin and functional bowels? If so, grab a chair or wench and join us around the campfire! Just be warned, you never know what you might find and hear in this bootlegging sanctuary of ours.

  • Finding drinkable water out in the wastes is always a rough and tedious task. Don't quite know the science behind it, but word is there's a group of scientists working on a small capsule that will essentially remove all the radiation from any sources of water you can find. Believe they called it Rad-X.
  • I remember seeing a wanderer come through town the other day wearing one of them strange Vault suits and he had himself a dog with different colored eyes accompanying him. Called his dog Dogmeat. They found the wanderer with his throat slit the next morning, but the dog never was found. Wonder whatever happened to him?
  • Working for the Gun Runners can be downright brutal when considering life and limb. Had a guy working the caravan shift that took the limb part a little too seriously though. After seeing his friend killed in an ambush on their way to New Reno, he decided he was going to cut off his own left foot to avoid working the caravan shift anymore. His plan didn't quite work out as imagined though, as they now have him acting as spotter on-top of the brahmin itself.
  • Ever drink Nuka-Cola? Had some folks out near the Hub that found some disturbing entries regarding the process behind making our favorite wasteland soda. Not only were they experimenting with using isotopes in the drink, but it seems they were also using fetal tissue as taste evaluators.
  • Seems like you see a lot of them ghoulified Chinese agents running around these days, especially around the DC area. Don't really hear too much about what happened to them or the Japanese though. Well, after looking over some recovered BoS intel, it turns out that the Japanese are having troubles of their own ever since the Great War.

Meet the patrons



Father Fate

Gauzz the Entertainer

Commander-in-chief Ruiz

Phase the Historian


Looking for a little entertainment? Then check out the bounty board!

The Think Tank

Are you the yella-bellied boot licking egg-head type of fellow that has his fancy tickled by a good debate? Look no further!

  • Poll #1 - Which is your favorite Fallout pet? Winner: Roxie with 6 votes.
  • Poll #2 - Would you like to have a Karaoke night here? Yes:10|No:5
  • Poll #3 - If you were to be mutated, which would you prefer to be? Winner: Non-feral Ghoul with 40 votes.
  • Poll #4 - Which Fallout creature did you prefer to eat? Winner: Mirelurk with 42 votes.

  • Poll #5 -
    Which set of power armor did you prefer?

    The poll was created at 04:14 on March 31, 2012, and so far 206 people voted.

  • Poll #6 -
    Should the BoS appear in the next Fallout game?

    The poll was created at 04:14 on March 31, 2012, and so far 222 people voted.

The SNM Gauntlet

Has your entire life revolved around showing everyone that you are #1? Then show us your skills and crush all those who oppose you!


NCR Debate

The Karaoke Corner

Pressures of the wasteland getting to you? Just lost your wife due to derelict medical machinery? (Too soon?) Hop on over to the the Karaoke corner then, grab a mic, put on a tune, and sing us the blues!

Spend the night

Lost track of the time and now there's cazadores prowling outside? Pull out your sleeping bag and enjoy the entertainment!

Watch some television
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Busted Pixel Relationship Fallout01:34

Busted Pixel Relationship Fallout

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The Siege of Markarth (Skyrim Machinima)08:05

The Siege of Markarth (Skyrim Machinima)

Packing it up

Thank you for visiting the Strategic Nuclear Moose and we will be looking forward to seeing you again! Make sure to leave us some feedback in the navbar below before you leave as there will be a new one with every edition!


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