Welcome Fallout lovers to the one and only Strategic Nuclear Moose! The Nukapedian cantina that doesn't discriminate, whether you be ghoul, super mutant, or our deities, the brahmin overlords! So huddle around, grab a slightly radioactive beer, and tell of your wasteland tales!
Major Update: Layout overhaul
Addition of a 'Featured Presentation' with each new edition
New editions of the Moose will now be released weekly
Huddle around the campfire
Are you the type of wastelander that's been living under a rock in fear of being eaten alive by radroaches and molerats? Looking for a place to catch up on what's going on in the wasteland around you? Or maybe you're just looking for a little company that actually has skin and functional bowels? If so, grab a chair or wench and join us around the campfire! Just be warned, you never know what you might find and hear in this bootlegging sanctuary of ours.
Looks like Nukapedia is getting ready to vote in its newest ombudsman. Why not head on over ]to city hall and vote for your favourite candidate?
Nuclear winter is coming up soon, and with it comes a slight distraction from the harsh wastes all around us. So come and visit us all at Nukapedia and share in the festivities! Complimentary slop and irradiated water for all those who come.
Jack Strauss TALK - That's a mighty fancy journal you're carrying around, stranger. There a reason you keeping it out in the open, or are you just asking to be jumped the moment you leave this here bar?
This journal's mysteries give me purpose, and has now led me to this back-waste cantina. Maybe you can help me find what I'm looking for? Would be a better solution, else I find myself dealing with you the same way I dealt with your friends outside.
As future conquerer of these lands, I have traveled throughout the Mojave wasteland spreading the truths of my past, and heralding the return of the Legion into these lands.
We are growing larger and larger every day, but we still lack the true army needed to integrate New Vegas and the Mojave into the war machine of the Legion. Tribes from all around our coming to us in respect, and hoping they can prove themselves able enough to join our vision. Any ambassador may come to my camp in hopes of winning my favour.
Pressures of the wasteland getting to you? Just lost your wife due to derelict medical machinery? (Too soon?) Hop on over to the the Karaoke corner then, grab a mic, put on a tune, and sing us the blues!
So just sit back and hit chat
Someone stole our welcome mat
Come join the Mods and Admins
And our captive Bureaucrats
Just for fun we run around the wasteland with a gun
They lock us up in Junktown, when a stealing we are caught
But we break loose...
And then vamoose...
A highwayman we've got!
Clyde is T, and ponies rule(?)
Although the trolls may vandal heaps
Our Jspoel he never sleeps
Scar and Gothic Neko
Fight to win the Universe
Carman is so laggy
(Nicky wacked him where it hurts)
RamboRob is leaving
But soon he will be back
The anon's fear
the ban length for their curse
Wikia banned our founding man
We're are cynics to the max
but Vegas stopped us in tracks
(don't get feely)
Spend the night
Lost track of the time and now there's cazadores prowling outside? Pull out your sleeping bag and enjoy the entertainment!
Featured Article Page #6 Interested in all of those hidden gems that make the Fallout universe so damn unique? Well you're in the right place! This edition's featured article page is over the alien word food, which were used as a source of sustenance by the aliens in Mothership Zeta. And just when you thought wasteland food didn't get any better!
Bar fights just not enough to satisfy your bloodlust? Why not visit The Hole? Just climb down into the sewer under the Moose, and you can bet on your favourite contenders, or you can even become a pit dog yourself.
Watch some television
Packing it up
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