The Hole is a weekly contest that forces two or more characters to fight. Any suggestions about the guests or the challengers can be put on the talk page.
Each Week Lord Ashur invites Wastelanders, including you, to join him to watch the fiercest combatants from around the known world into the Pitt's Hole. We'll crown 4 divisional champs and then we'll throw them all back in the Hole to battle it out again... until only one remains as the ultimate King of the Hole (as well as his Queen and Jack).
This week's battle was sponsored by the Survival Gear Locker. Percy Crump has the equipment you need, and does not degrade as the shopkeeper does!
Last week, Melchior used powerful magic to conjure creatures, defeating Barnaky in a fight. It was tough and bloody, but Melchior passes onto the next battle.
Welcome back to the Hole. Ooh, this week we have a luxurious person coming from the Ultra Luxe. Let's welcome Mortimer!
How may I assist you, good sir?
My, such fine behavior. Oh yes, what are the specialties your cooking team can make?
Only the sweetest, most delicious and finest food you can find. We even have a new specialty; we still discuss about the name, but one can find its taste very interesting.
Is that so? What are the ingredients?
As much as we want to share the luxury, this is a secret recipe. I can say that the major ingredient is among us, and it is not air.
That sounds a bit suspicious. Well, can you tell us whom do you support in this match?
As barbaric as a fight can get, I must give my support to that mutant. He uses deluxe magic, which is looked favourably in our fine establishment. Sir Arch Dornan may find its defeat a too hard to accomplish. And, after he dies, we can all cook- I mean, give proper burial for him.
Well, that is all for this week, folks! Oh, and come to Ultra Luxe, you won't be disappointed!
Oh, and don't forget our newest meal! The Ultra Luxe staff will treat you with respect and delight.
Hm, something tells me that you like people too much. Then again, my mind is old and dazed. Well, I hope I have some cash for the meals!
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The Hole concept was originally adapted for Nukapedia by The NemesisX.