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Welcome to the Hole!

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The Hole
The Hole is a weekly contest that forces two or more characters to fight. Any suggestions about the guests or the challengers can be put on the talk page.

Each Week Lord Ashur invites Wastelanders, including you, to join him to watch the fiercest combatants from around the known world into the Pitt's Hole. We'll crown 4 divisional champs and then we'll throw them all back in the Hole to battle it out again... until only one remains as the ultimate King of the Hole (as well as his Queen and Jack).

This week's battle is sponsored by the Rose's Bed and Breakfast. Don't miss out on wasteland omelets, the finest food the wasteland can offer!

In the previous week, Jingwei fought Chase in an astounding holographic battle. Jingwei used his sword to pierce Chase with 60 votes, telling him to "qù xià dì yù".

Semi Finals are here, so make sure to give a lot of facts why the character you support should win! Onwards!


Division II: The West & The East
Jingwei
General Jingwei
Vs.
Dogmeat FO3
Dogmeat (Fallout 3)
Who will be this week's winner?
Microphone and Stand
This week in the Hole... - Energy X
TALK - 19:11, September 16, 2014 (UTC)
Energy X

Welcome, ladies and gentleman, to another semi-finals of the Hole! Hm, strange. Sulik is not here.


FO02 NPC Sulik G

We and I be here. Just be getting back from a hot date


Energy X

So, Ashur has requested that someone should make a cosplay. Whatever his intentions are, it must be obeyed. I can't get into this costume, would you do it instead?


FO02 NPC Sulik G

You want me to be wearing dis? Its hideous and it be smelling funny


Energy X

The deal is, Sulik, that the costume fits you. It does not fit on me. Besides, I could get you a drink when it's all over.


FO02 NPC Sulik G

We and I be needing more than a drink. To be getting in that thing we and I be needing vasoline


Energy X

Well, my paycheck is today, so it is on. But hurry, Ashur expects something.


FO02 NPC Sulik G

Remind me to be having a talk with his nibs later on *grumbles*


Energy X

*a moment later* Well, there you go. You look like a true mutant the Enclave wants to dispatch. Not sure why you got a plant on your head...


FO02 NPC Harold N

Well Hello there youngster, what can we and I be doing for you?


Energy X

Anyway, *Harold*, say hello to all the viewers!


FO02 NPC Harold N

Hello dere Children. We and I and Bob be being happy to be here


Energy X

So, Harold, you've lived longer than most. From your experiences, whom would you rather support? A Chinese general or a dog that has many ancestors?


FO02 NPC Harold N

We and I be meeting dat dog in de hub. If he can be getting away from bob without being made into de iguana bits, we and I be thinking he be being able to beat da commie


Energy X

Nice thinking. The commies would be very crushed by the defeat of their general. Anyway, Harold, from a vault dweller to a mutant, then a leader of power plant ghouls to becoming a forest deity, what are your next goals?


FO02 NPC Harold N

We and I be wanting to make like a tree and leaf *laughter* heh Leaf, leave.


Energy X

Hm... I bet if Greenpeace still existed, they'd treat you much better than those Oasis villagers.


FO02 NPC Harold N

Might even go out on a limb and branch out *laughs* We and I be better to be remembering to be packing our trunk


Energy X

Uh, which trunk? I don't remember trees having any trunk. And mobile ones, at that.


FO02 NPC Harold N

De Tree Trunk, har Har Har


Energy X

I'd rather not know. Anyway, that was all for this week, ladies and gentleman. See ya in the next week! *whispers* You can remove the costume.


FO02 NPC Harold N

Dont you be bark-ing at me. We and I be liking it in here. Maybe even lay down a few roots.... Maybe even be attracting a few birds


Energy X

Uh, I gotta call someone. The local mutant sawmill.


Votes

Vote for the combatant of the Hole.
 
37
 
43
 

The poll was created at 22:57 on September 15, 2014, and so far 80 people voted.

Credits

The Hole concept was originally adapted for Nukapedia by The NemesisX.


The winners of previous battles of the Hole
Edgar Hardin
Edgar Hardin (45 votes)
Opponent: Cross (26 votes)
DogmeatFO3
Dogmeat (Fallout 3) (69 votes)
Opponent: Rex (Fallout: New Vegas) (53 votes)
Col Cassandra Moore
Moore (53 votes)
Opponent: Lucius (49 votes)
Fo3OA General Jingwei
General Jingwei (60 votes)
Opponent: General Chase (45 votes)


The finalists

The winners of previous battles of the Hole
Fo2 Goris wo robe
Goris (58 votes)
Opponent: Arch Dornan (42 votes)