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The Hole
The Hole is a weekly contest that forces two or more characters to fight. Any suggestions about the guests or the challengers can be put on the talk page.

Each Week Lord Ashur invites Wastelanders, including you, to join him to watch the fiercest combatants from around the known world into the Pitt's Hole. We'll crown 4 divisional champs and then we'll throw them all back in the Hole to battle it out again... until only one remains as the ultimate King of the Hole (as well as his Queen and Jack).

This week's battle is sponsored by Michael Angelo's workshop. The artist himself will design everything you need, but don't expect him to go looking for you outside his office.

In the previous week, Rex fought Dogmeat in the last week. Dogmeat won and reduced Rex to scrap metal with 69 votes. Maybe a certain robodog will pick Rex up.

This week, we got two challengers, each carrying the ideology, strength and a flag from their own country. It is bound to be a showdown.


Division II: The West & The East
Lucius
Lucius
Vs.
Col Cassandra Moore
Cassandra Moore
Who will be this week's winner?
Microphone and Stand
This week in the Hole... - Energy X 21:56, September 3, 2014 (UTC)
TALK - 22:59, September 3, 2014 (UTC)
FO02 NPC Sulik G

Where be X, geez, he’s worse than the idiot he replaced. Oh we’re on. We and I be welcoming you to the…. Wait a sec, who the heck is at the door.


FoT Phil ingame

Excuse me, I’m looking for a Mrs Sue Lick?


FO02 NPC Sulik G

I’m Sulik


FoT Phil ingame

Whatever floats your boat man. Package for you.


FO02 NPC Sulik G

What the…. We and I not be expecting anything.


FoT Phil ingame

Hey, this thing is heavy, I’m not taking it back. Just sign here.


FO02 NPC Sulik G

Okay


FoT Phil ingame

I thought your were Sue Lick, not X.


FO02 NPC Sulik G

You wanna argue with de hammer? See if his name is Ecks?


FoT Phil ingame

I’m going I’m going, geez


FO02 NPC Sulik G

Lemmie open this thing here… Oh, its you


Agent c

What the…. Where am… Oh, its you


FO02 NPC Sulik G

We and I be thinking you be too good for the likes of me now, with your fancy apartment-in-the-sky and your clean clothes, and boiling water machine…


Agent c

Seriously Sulik, you really need to try the Shower, it won’t kill you. It hasn’t killed anyone yet.


FO02 NPC Sulik G

And we and I not be risking becoming the first. Clearly being overdue. What you be doing back, we and I be getting our own show now, and not be needing you.


Agent c

You arrogant… I know you been hosting the show with X. You didn’t lock him in the cupboard did you?


FO02 NPC Sulik G

Maybe


Agent c

The only reason that never worked with me is because I was the only one who knew how to work the transmission equipment. You had to let me out to get that to work!


FO02 NPC Sulik G

We and I be knowing which button to be pushing now, de red one. We and I be pressing it just before you be getting your fat ass in here.


Agent c

So there’s a battle on eh?


FO02 NPC Sulik G

Yep, and we and I not going to be talking about it with you


Agent c

You’re not going to be telling me who you think is better and why?


FO02 NPC Sulik G

Nope


Agent c

What won’t you be saying?


FO02 NPC Sulik G

We and I won’t be saying that Lucius is Sneaky or that Moore is Tough.


Agent c

And what won’t you be saying about the outcome?


FO02 NPC Sulik G

won’t be saying Lucius has it by a mile


Agent c

You haven’t changed a bit, still not talking about the fight….


FO02 NPC Sulik G

Nope.


Energy X

*enters room* What's going on in here? I just left to go to the toilet for five minutes and now Sulik is taken over the show! Unbelivable! My manager will *certainly* hear about this!


Votes

Vote for the combatant of the Hole.
 
54
 
50
 

The poll was created at 21:24 on September 3, 2014, and so far 104 people voted.

Credits

The Hole concept was originally adapted for Nukapedia by The NemesisX.


The winners of previous battles of the Hole
Edgar Hardin
Edgar Hardin (45 votes)
Opponent: Cross (26 votes)
DogmeatFO3
Dogmeat (Fallout 3) (69 votes)
Opponent: Rex (Fallout: New Vegas) (53 votes)


The finalists

The winners of previous battles of the Hole
Fo2 Goris wo robe
Goris (58 votes)
Opponent: Arch Dornan (42 votes)