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The Hole
The Hole is a weekly contest that forces two or more characters to fight. Any suggestions about the guests or the challengers can be put on the talk page.

Each Week Lord Ashur invites Wastelanders, including you, to join him to watch the fiercest combatants from around the known world into the Pitt's Hole. We'll crown 4 divisional champs and then we'll throw them all back in the Hole to battle it out again... until only one remains as the ultimate King of the Hole (as well as his Queen and Jack).

This week's battle is sponsored by Flak 'N Shrapnel's. There is no better place you can get guns and ammo from an ex-slaver and raider.

Last week, Nero and Big Sal "took care of the Jesus" business. With 39 votes, the Omertas defeated Little and Big Jesus Mordino, who were soon forgotten.

This week we got members of the Legion and the Enclave fighting each other!


Division IV: Tag! They are it!
Aurelius of Phoenix
Aurelius of Phoenix
Dead Sea
Dead Sea
Vs.
Enclave Sigma Leader
Enclave Sigma Leader
EDE nightview
ED-E
Who will be this week's winner?
Microphone and Stand
This week in the Hole... - Energy X
TALK - 21:44, December 1, 2014 (UTC)
Energy X

Ah, dear citizens, welcome to (yet another) edition of the Hole, with your favorite hosts!


Kings Gambit

But everyone knows I am more favored than you. What can I say, talking robodogs are sought out on the market.


Energy X

Hmph. They ought to make a plush version of you. Though I do remember a reptile version getting a toy. Anyway, it is time to introduce our guest!


Kings Gambit

With all the people that come through here, I wouldn't be surprised the guest would be an alien.


Energy X

Nonsense, I prefer talking to less-hostile races. Anyway, there she is!


Lily

Ooh, Jimmy, where have you been! I... oh wait, I got confused. Sorry, dearie, forgot to take my medicine. Is that a talking toy over there?


Kings Gambit

Oh shoot, a kick-ass grandma!


Energy X

Uh, no, Lily. It is just a talking dog from one of those cartoons, ignore him.


Lily

Leo is getting nervous about such things. Grandma tries to calm Leo down, but he insists on making me angry.


Energy X

Well, "super-granny", if I do say so myself, what do you think of the opponents?


Lily

Grandma will protect you as best as she knows, dearie. No meanie will touch you!


Kings Gambit

What he meant was what do you think of the challengers down in the pit.


Lily

Grandma will protect you from the metal boys. Even Leo thinks the laser weapons might sting him after they hit the red people.


Energy X

Erm... yes. Hey, I got a postcard about a lodge in Jacobstown. You might ski there!


Lily

Grandma will be waiting there and buy you two a nice present. See ya!


Kings Gambit

Strange grandma. Hopefully she will make it there. But yes, the Enclave will prevail this match, in that I agree.


Energy X

Well, that concludes this week. Don't know about you, but I have a sudden urge to ask her to sew a nice pullover...


Votes

Vote for the combatant of the Hole.
 
11
 
51
 

The poll was created at 19:20 on December 1, 2014, and so far 62 people voted.

Credits

The Hole concept was originally adapted for Nukapedia by The NemesisX.


The winners of previous battles of the Hole
Nero
Nero and Big Sal (39 votes)
Opponent: Lil' Jesus Mordino (13 votes)
and
Big Jesus Mordino


The finalists

The winners of previous battles of the Hole
Fo2 Goris wo robe
Goris (58 votes)
Opponent: Arch Dornan (42 votes)
Edgar Hardin
Edgar Hardin (60 votes)
Opponent: Jingwei (42 votes)
UlyssesWithoutMask
Ulysses (58 votes)
Opponent: Specimen 73 (27 votes)