The Hole is a weekly contest that forces two or more characters to fight. Any suggestions about the guests or the challengers can be put on the talk page.
Each Week Lord Ashur invites Wastelanders, including you, to join him to watch the fiercest combatants from around the known world into the Pitt's Hole. We'll crown 4 divisional champs and then we'll throw them all back in the Hole to battle it out again... until only one remains as the ultimate King of the Hole (as well as his Queen and Jack).
This week's battle is sponsored by Junktown hospital. We can take are of injuries, for a price. If we fail, we are paying the costs of the funeral, so the remains of the soul can be scattered wide.
Last week, we had a big finals in the Hole. Lots of intensive battles, weapons and injuries were seen. Here are the aces of the first division:
65 votes go to the Jack (third place) of the first divison, Arcade!
The Queen of the previous divison got 42 votes, second place goes to Dornan!
Finally, long live the King, Goris, the winner of the first divison! 58 votes!
Welcome, guys and gals, to the Hole! Ashur's boy scouts have looked hard and found our old, ancient friend. Say hello to Sulik!
We and I be very pleased to be being here. We not be liking the renovations... We and I be missing that musty smell
Ah, Sulik, I was wondering what happened to you. The last time I saw Frank came to the Hole and you were absent.
Heh, we and I not be being suprised he be running when he knew I be coming, but we be being suprised you not be running from his breath... peeee yew!
Eh, I am been granted with this job. Either it was this or cleaning up the sewage. What were you doing in your journey, anyway?
We and I be down at the InXile offices, Brian be asking me to be checking out his new game. We and I be thinking it be missing a certain something.
Huh. Well, for old times' sake, Sulik, could you share us with some of your wisdom and tell who will win this battle?
Well, old Hardin he not be being as fast as de younger Star Paladin.... but de Tin Can Armour be slowing her down anyway. We and I be thinking it all comes down to who has de best hairstyle. A good hairstyle can distract your opponent and give you de advantage.
I... see. Well, folks, there you have some of Sulik's insights! Ah, Sulik, I received a mail from a fan if he asks whether you'll stay this time in the Hole.
Well, we and I still be negociating with de management. If they be accepting my demands for a personal sushi chef, we and I be being here next week
OK then. Well, there you have it, folks. See you in the next week.
Vote for the combatant of the Hole.
The Hole concept was originally adapted for Nukapedia by The NemesisX.