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The Hole
The Hole is a weekly contest that forces two or more characters to fight. Any suggestions about the guests or the challengers can be put on the talk page.

Each Week Lord Ashur invites Wastelanders, including you, to join him to watch the fiercest combatants from around the known world into the Pitt's Hole. We'll crown 4 divisional champs and then we'll throw them all back in the Hole to battle it out again... until only one remains as the ultimate King of the Hole (as well as his Queen and Jack).

This week's battle is sponsored by the Galaxy News Radio. Keeping it cool with the Good Fight, though some disagree.

Last week, the Mechanist and the AntAgonizer fought in the last round, aided by their most powerful units. However, the Mechanist tore through the ant flesh, leaving his opponent to run away, as he and his bot earned 54 votes.

Christmas time is here! The staff of the Hole wish you Merry Christmas. Enjoy this special match!


Division SPECIAL
FO01 NPC Lieutenant N
Lou Tenant
Vs.
FO01 NPC Master B
The Master
Who will be this week's winner?
Microphone and Stand
This week in the Hole... - Energy X
TALK - 20:24, December 23, 2014 (UTC)
The Hole Special

by Ecks, Sue-lick and Rexy


Energy X

Damn, it is Christmas time and I still am here at the Hole, with everyone's favorite pooch. And I only got this console with a Tekken game from pre-War times.


Kings Gambit

Hey, there are worse fates. I could be dressed as a silly reindeer.


FO02 NPC Sulik N

Instead you be dressed as a silly puppy. Where be we keeping the Gecko Egg Nogg?


Kings Gambit

Oh fuck! Santa's elf? Wait, no that is Sulik. Welcome back. I guess.


Energy X

Oh, hey Sulik! How come you came back? Did you train your hammer bashing lately?


FO02 NPC Sulik N

We and I be getting sick of Hawaii. De pineapples are too easy to be squishing


Kings Gambit

Yeah, the radiation made them worse than before. And too unhealthy to use them as a pillow.


FO02 NPC Sulik N

How is da Hole going on lately?


Energy X

Same old story. People are still hostile. Still, what do we do now? A winter wonderland outside and we are supposed to entertain the audience.


FO02 NPC Sulik N

We really should be putting up de ticket price


Kings Gambit

I could do magical tricks. I might suck though, but not much as that guy from the club. Heard he got killed by making stupid jokes.


Energy X

Hm. Hey, I have an idea! Sulik, do you have any advanced teck-no-logical device?


FO02 NPC Sulik N

We been given dis projector and tape in case we be be deciding to do a rerun


Energy X

Eh, good enough. I rewire the console to the film projector and now, Rex, electrify it!


Kings Gambit

Will do. *bites the projector and releases electricity*


Energy X

Okay, just press this button... and voila! I hacked into the Tekken game and managed to conjure the Master and Lieutenant as holograms battling each other!


Kings Gambit

That looks amazing. Almost as seeing the Enclave's oil rig being exploded. Woo! Shame the Master does not retain his psychic abilites...


FO02 NPC Sulik N

Meh. Oil rig was better.


Energy X

At least the audience is entertained. In a way, we gave people what they wanted, a good fight.


Kings Gambit

You do know your console will be fried and melted after it stops recording?


Energy X

It is worth it.


Votes

Vote for the combatants of the Hole.
 
43
 
13
 

The poll was created at 20:16 on December 23, 2014, and so far 56 people voted.

Credits

The Hole concept was originally adapted for Nukapedia by The NemesisX.


The winners of previous battles of the Hole
Nero
Nero and Big Sal (39 votes)
Opponent: Lil' Jesus Mordino (13 votes)
and
Big Jesus Mordino
EDE nightview
ED-E and Enclave Sigma leader (51 votes)
Opponent: Dead Sea (11 votes)
and
Aurelius of Phoenix
Veronica Santangelo
Veronica Santangelo and Rhombus (49 votes)
Opponent: Rose of Sharon Cassidy (24 votes)
and
John Cassidy
Scott Wollinski
The Mechanist and RY-589 Ultimo bot (55 votes)
Opponent: The AntAgonizer (10 votes)
and
Marigold ant queen


The finalists

The winners of previous battles of the Hole
Fo2 Goris wo robe
Goris (58 votes)
Opponent: Arch Dornan (42 votes)
Edgar Hardin
Edgar Hardin (60 votes)
Opponent: Jingwei (42 votes)
UlyssesWithoutMask
Ulysses (58 votes)
Opponent: Specimen 73 (27 votes)