Hello, followers/subscribers/page-likers, this is the DG, the best invention next to the CD, comin' atcha with a freebie. Hell if I know how I'm gonna give you a freebie. This edition of the Polls is brought to us by Margaret, the woman behind the Dog.
I think this will be the only time you hear me say this, but I am very excited for something in Call of Duty. They're releasing their final map pack (I bought the Season Pass, sue me), and they're bringing back the original four Zombies characters. Tank, Nikolai, Richtofen and Takeo are infinitely better, in my opinion, than the losers who take the stage in the last few, except for the Alcatraz map, which was very well done. The actors did a great voice job, Michael Pants, Mr Blonde and all of them.
But why should we discuss CoD for another paragraph? Results time!
Question #1, best type of energy weapons?
In 3rd place with 49 votes, we have the slow-moving but hard-hitting Plasma ammo. I wonder how many people only use it for the shiny lightning thingies.
In 2nd place with 76 votes, we have the fast-moving and critical-scoring Laser ammo. They're also more fragile than falling glass.
In 1st place, with 128 votes, we have the quality-over-quantity beast, the Gauss ammo. Basically, the magno-transceivers ascend the bane of which is... nevermind. MAGNETS, BITCH.
Question #2, do you like Fallout's leveling system?
29 people prefer the Elder Scrolls system, or another one. These are the same people that watch Game of Thrones and play medieval instruments like the LUTE. Don't listen to them.
84 people think it could use improvement, but it's good. Let your voices be heard, rejoice, you do have a choice, let Bethesda hear your pleas. Unless you're lazy and coming down with a headache, I understand.
200 people think it's great. Their said skills pay the bills.
Question #3, do you wanna be able to smoke cigarettes in-game?
39 people would like it but not do it. Good for you chums, do not succumb to peer pressure. DG is here for you if you ever feel the need to smoke, drink, or hit cute things.
54 people say no, because smoking is bad for your lungs. Unfortunately, especially for dislikers of the "Fallout science" idea, cigarettes probably improve your overall health in this game anyway.
201 people really want to. Isn't it so DUMB that you can't smoke them? It'd add so much to the game in small things, creating depth and immersion for you and your character. They also make you look cool.
Sorry, I only got two Polls in me this time. But I'll give you a bonus to the tune of the paragraph I wrote.
Thanks for being patient with me, and I might have some ideas for later Polls that you might like. Cya later.