Bio Get off my bio you super mutant only bloodworms are aloud here. I am a bloodworm from Nuka World and I mainly live in Dry Rock Gulch. Beware, if you try to find me in Nuka World I will attack on sight. Also, no wasteland creatures are aloud here except for the bloodworm and the bloodworm only. I am also the creator of Life of a bllodwrom and I recommend that you read all of the stories if you like the bllodwrom, vollt 111, and Nooiiiiraaa jokes.
Out of all of the protagonists in every Fallout game, my favorite was the Lone Wanderer. My favorite antagonist was Ulysses from New Vegas.
My favorite Fallout 4 faction was The Institute, my favorite Fallout New Vegas faction was the NCR, my favorite Fallout 3 faction was the Brotherhood of Steel.
My favorite weapon in Fallout 4 is Splattercannon, in Fallout New Vegas it's Annabelle, in Fallout 3 it's Lincoln's Repeater.
My favorite armor in Fallout 4 is the heavy operators chest piece over a marine wetsuit, with the Disciples spiked left arm, left leg, right arm, and right leg, with the recon marine armor helmet, in Fallout New Vegas my favorite armor is the T-51b power armor with the with the elite riot gear helmet, my favorite Fallout 3 armor is the Chinese stealth suit and T-51b power armor helmet.
The three skills I usually tag are speech, small guns, and sneak.
My opinions on the faction leaders for Fallout 4 go like this: Desdemona is nice when you get to know her, Preston Garvey is annoying as fuck, Elder Maxson is a nazi, and Shaun is a visionary.
The bllodwroms support the cheese cult, we oppose the muggy cult, and the potato cult though.
My rules are simple, don't be an asshole to me and I won't be an asshole to you. We will get along well if you do this.
Fallout 3 is the best Fallout game, Fallout 4 is the second best, and Fallout New Vegas is the third best.
Philadelphia Eagles suck and the Steelers are good.
The Pittsburgh Pirates and the Pittsburgh Penguins are both great teams too.
Nobody is allowed to copy, redistribute, or knockoff Life of a Bllodwrom unless you have my official consent.
Nightkin rape is a real problem.
Meeting a bllodwrom is the best damn thing that can ever happen to you.
I am the creator of Life of a bllodwrom.
I would like to say that the bllodwroms support the Minutemen in Fallout 4, we support the NCR in Fallout New Vegas, and the BOS in Fallout 3.
My favorite band is The Beastie Boys, I like all rap but I like them the most because they were one of the first bands that rapped, they were the beginning of rap.
My favorite song is Brass Monkey by the Beastie Boys but I'm too lazy to put down all of the lyrics to it.
My favorite show is The Office U.S. but the Office U.K. is still good.
My favorite episode is two parts, this episode is Weight Loss.
My favorite movie is Stepbrothers
The cake is a lie
I just keep this so I can remember how to become an admin: http://fallout.wikia.com/d/p/3055961697840792725
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Jack's song continued, I am warning you that it is very dirty
Mr Clean is tough on dirt He will make your anus hurt Mr Clean is tough on grime Hardened by a life of crime He may try to smooth talk But he will just move your fat ass toward his cock Mr Clean will hurt you butt He will leave more than just a cut He will make a mess Because he will not stop cumming any less He might make you shit As he puts his dick in your ass and grabs your tit He will start to nut As he makes your anal the opposite of shut You will not be able to talk As he gives you oral with his giant cock He will stick it in between your rack After he put it in your crack You may find this song crass But I'm warning you he will try to stick his big dick in your ass
This song was made so I could finish what Jack started.
I put 6 stories in 1 series, I restart at 1 after 6 on the actual pages but on my bio I am just going to go from 6 to 7 to 8 etc. so it doesn't become a chore to always restart from 6 to 1 on my bio.
Read the original song on Jack's bio here: http://fallout.wikia.com/d/u/27568090
You can let your anger out here whenever you want to: http://fallout.wikia.com/d/p/3050591109848762233
Standalone Comedy Fanfictions The Van: http://fallout.wikia.com/d/p/3064856996059546848 The Feline Overlord: http://fallout.wikia.com/d/p/3066843183703918476
Life of a bllodwrom series 1: Stories from the Commonwealth wasteland Story 1: http://fallout.wikia.com/d/p/3042944152842011891 Story 2: http://fallout.wikia.com/d/p/3043614490684818779 Story 3: http://fallout.wikia.com/d/p/3044563926432876202 Story 4: http://fallout.wikia.com/d/p/3045133410910603104 Story 5: http://fallout.wikia.com/d/p/3045856249947096232 Story 6: http://fallout.wikia.com/d/p/3046766383506392882 Life of a bllodwrom series 2: Stories from the Capital wasteland Story 7: http://fallout.wikia.com/d/p/3048849777006478906 Story 8: http://fallout.wikia.com/d/p/3049606258362418873 Story 9: http://fallout.wikia.com/d/p/3050179266265220786 Story 10: http://fallout.wikia.com/d/p/3051002579073893930 Story 11: http://fallout.wikia.com/d/p/3054494954748380572 Story 12: http://fallout.wikia.com/d/p/3055447352614585697 Life of a bllodwrom series 3: Stories from the Far Harbor wasteland Story 13: http://fallout.wikia.com/d/p/3059045917588981154 Story 14: http://fallout.wikia.com/d/p/3064836583321503441 Story 15: http://fallout.wikia.com/d/p/3065455746519926436 Story 16: http://fallout.wikia.com/d/p/3066437180999075710 Story 17: http://fallout.wikia.com/d/p/3067198173748398048 Story 18: http://fallout.wikia.com/d/p/3069202829055886407 The Rebirth of Life of a bllodwrom is coming on August 20