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12-Point Buck

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Cry for Help

NPC statement Team replies NPC replies
Thank goodness you're here! I'm all alone and my supplies have run out. Your troubles are over. The Vault's got everything you need. In that case, sign me up!

A Delicious Trail of Danger!

NPC statement Team replies NPC replies
You fools. The Gobbler can't be stopped! It killed all my men. Give us your weapon. We're taking down the Gobbler! All right. Hope you Dwellers know what you're doing.
It was just a whirlwind of claws, snack cake crumbles and murder! Thanks for the intel. Now die, you Raider scumbag! Come and get me!
Last I saw, it was gorging itself on Salisbury Steak, spewing gravy everywhere... We need your best armor if we're going up against the Gobbler! Fine, but it's not going to help ya.
Want to find the Gobbler? Just follow the gravy!
The Gobbler was here! Do you have any weapons that can help us? I don't know if it'll help, but take this!
It jumped in a vat of Blamco Cranberry Sauce after killing a bunch of Raiders! You've lost everything. Why not start a new life in our Vault? Thank you. I'll be a model Vault citizen, I swear!
So much cranberry... And blood... How about some armor to help us fight the Gobbler? Maybe this will keep you safe?
You want to track it down? Well, I think you know what to do...

Against The Odds

Statement
NPC You may have made it this far, but now you're done!
Once I'm through with you, I'm gonna start a new, better gang!
Maybe the “Fancy 55”... Whatever, you're dead!
Raider You'll never defeat all of us!
Our gang is unstoppable!

A Gathering of Ghouls

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Aim for the Head!

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A Labor of Love

1 NPC End:

1 Suit yourself, Dwellers!
2 Well, I'd have to ask my supervisor, but I think this can be arranged.
3 I SAID, VACATE THE... Ah, just shoot them!

1 NPC Start:

1 Hold it right there!
2 This cave is under the dominion of the Brotherhood of Steel.
3 We will soon transform it into a new bunker.
4 Vacate the premises immediately - or else!

1 Team:

1 We choose “else.”
2 We just want to have a wedding here... Care to officiate it?
3 Sorry, can't hear over all that laughter inside my head.

2 NPC End:

1 Well, that's unfortunate. I guess we'll have to kill you.
2 There is? We are so outta here... Come on gang, we're moving on up!
3 Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice... Won't get fooled again!

2 NPC Start:

1 Welcome to our humble abode.
2 Can we offer you anything? Biscuits? Radioactive smoothie?
3 It does wonders for the skin.

2 Team:

1 I'm afraid you guys have to vacate the premises.
2 You know there's an abandoned Vault a few miles North, right?
3 Sure, but maybe you want to look inside this gun's barrel first?

Raider Line:

This cave ain't big enough for the both of us!

All's Fair in Love and Nuclear War

1 NPC End:

1 No, but being on a diet doesn't mean I can't check the menu!
2 Great idea! You should go and tell them. Take this for courage.
3 I think there's one left, hiding in one of the Vault rooms.

1 NPC Start:

1 So, you're here for the Singles Night, huh?
2 Don't get your hopes up. There aren't that many left.
3 Plus, there's a group of Dwellers intimidating would-be suitors.
4 I'm not sure they're really Dwellers, either.

1 Team:

1 Are you Single?
2 Maybe those disruptive Dwellers should be asked to leave.
3 Are there any Singles here at all?

2 NPC End:

1 No one mocks my mojo!
2 I can. I did. And now I'm calling dibs on killing you.
3 There are? All right boys, let's blow this joint. Here, take this to remember how I let you live.
4 Well, shooting *you* in the face would certainly lift my spirits!

2 NPC Start:

1 Sorry mate, you've come all the way here for nothing.
2 There's only one single person left, and I already called dibs.
3 So, yeah, get out of here so I can get my groove on.

2 Team:

1 You couldn't get that groove on if your life depended on it.
2 You can't call dibs on someone.
3 Pfft, there are many more singles over at Vault 332. Like, tons.
4 Have you tried shooting yourself in the face first? Might improve your chances.

3 NPC End:

1 I was waiting for you all that time, and now you're here.
2 fine, but do put on a hat before you go out. It's cold outside.

3 NPC Start:

1 *More* suitors? This is getting ridiculous.
2 Although, I have to say... You're rather sweet on the eyes.
3 Hmm... Is it me, or is it getting hot in here?

3 Team:

1 I probed the Wasteland searching for you, and here you are.
2 I'm sorry, this can't work. You look too much like my mother.

Raider Line:

1 Phew! I was afraid I'd have to dance.
2 This is going about as well as I expected.

All Work and No Play

1 NPC Start:

1 Oh my goodness! What a disaster!
2 Rubarb's Raiders came here and started wreaking havoc!
3 But one of them was wearing this terrible cologne...
4 And it attracted a Deathclaw!

2 NPC End:

1 Cool.
2 Don't say we didn't give you a chance!
3 Just that way. But be careful! Because, you know... Deathclaw.
4 Tell you what. Take this. It might protect you. But probably not.

2 NPC Start:

1 Whoa whoa whoa! Don't shoot!
2 We don't want no trouble!
3 Rubarb sent us here, but then the Deathclaw came, and...
4 Look. We just want to get out alive. Cool?

2 Team:

1 Cool.
2 No. So totally NOT cool.
3 Fine. But where is Overseer Chang?
4 Ya bunch o' cowards! Can you at least lend a hand?

3 NPC Start:

First Raiders then a Deathclaw. I think it might be time to resign.

A Map to the Stars

1 NPC End:

1 We're headed to Vault 120... They were the stars of the latest edition of the New Boston Bugle...
2 No idea, I was just a worker in the diner. Maybe the Overseer of 120 will know?

1 NPC Start:

1 Thank the heavens! You've saved us from those filthy Raiders!
2 We did everything we could but they found us and brought a huge force!
3 I've never seen anything like it...
4 The Overseer... She's DEAD! She led the defense and was the first to be cut down.

1 Team:

1 What are you going to do now?
2 Do you know who is publishing the Bugle?

Animal Rescue

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Anybody Home?

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A Pale Imitation

NPC Start:

This doesn't seem much like a Vault to me. Are you sure we have the right place?

2 NPC End:

1 Ah well, I tried! Get 'em!
2 This is more like it!
3 Huh, really? Maybe you should go speak to the Overseer then.
4 Well, the Overseer did say to try talking to outsiders first. He's down the hall.

2 NPC Start:

1 Anyone who wants to see the Overseer has to go through me!
2 I mean, not literal-like. Just, you know...
3 Gosh, being all civilized is tough! Maybe Vault life ain't for me?

2 Team:

1 Bring it! I'm ready for a fight!
2 I've already beaten up most of your guys. What's one or two more?
3 I'm from a real Vault! You've got it all wrong!
4 Wait, maybe we can do this without any more fighting.

3 NPC End:

1 Oh, great! And uh... can we just forget this place ever existed?
2 Oh... I guess I'll just wander then. Probably get eaten alive out there. No worries! Bye forever!

3 NPC Start:

1 Hey, an actual Vault Dweller! Uh, I really thought this here Vault thing was going to work out.
2 But, I think I maybe attracted the wrong crowd for it.
3 And it really isn't anything like a real Vault, is it?
4 Can I just join your Vault instead?

3 Team:

1 Sure thing! Glad to have you aboard!
2 No way! You've caused enough trouble!

Raider Line:

1 Hey! Someone found the Vault, and they ain't got no invitation!
2 Boss said no new blood 'til we're ready to open the Vault. Kill them!
3 Look, I'm not really a Raider, but I gotta kill ya if I want to stay here. So... Die!
4 This is our Vault! You're not welcome here!

A Poorly Thought-Out Plan

Raider Line:

1 I knew taming Deathclaws was a bad idea!
2 First the Deathclaw, now Dwellers? This is not my day.

Aqua Nuka-Cola

NPC Start:

1 You working for those water-drenched wingnuts at the Vault-Tec offices?
2 If you're as weak-minded as they are, this should be easy peasy!

Aqua-schema

NPC End:

His former assistant is holed up in a Super-Duper Mart off yonder. He'll know for sure.

NPC Start:

1 You took down Cruddy Bonez and his gang, huh? Guess they won't be calling us “wingnuts” anymore...
2 We met the Wizard a while ago. Good salesman, and the water tasted amazing.
3 We got enough to tell any effects were in the mind of the user and totally coincidental.
4 This *is* some delicious water, but he's ripping people off, and he needs to be stopped.

Team:

Do you know where we can find him?

A Refreshing Rescue

1 NPC Start:

1 So, you're the one trying to take what's rightfully mine.
2 The only way you're getting Bottle & Cappy is by going through me first!

2 NPC Start:

1 Gosh, are we glad you showed up! Those Raiders were pretty scary.
2 To thank you for saving us, we'll visit your Vault once in a while and bring your Dwellers a little bit of Nuka-fun.
3 Oh, I can't wait! See you soon!

Argh, Matey!

1 NPC Start:

1 Dead men tell no tales.
2 Let's feed 'em to the fishes!

Raider Line:

1 Shiver me timbers, it's a land lubber.
2 We'll make you walk the plank.
3 Hang 'em from the yardarm!

Arms Race

NPC End:

1 Sure thing!
2 Of course.

NPC Start:

1 That was close! I guess you heard my message, huh?
2 Well, as promised, I've got a weapon for you.
3 Or would you prefer Caps instead?

Team:

1 The weapon, please.
2 The Caps will be fine.

A Settler Needs Your Help

1 NPC End:

1 There's a Glowing One I saw somewhere around here. Look out for her.
2 There's a bunch of supplies in the Manager's Office if you haven't found it yet. Might be something useful.
3 “Protect the people at a minute's notice.” That was the idea.

1 NPC Start:

1 Man, I don't know who you are, but your timing's impeccable.
2 Preston Garvey, Commonwealth Minutemen.
3 I came here to search for supplies when these ghouls got the drop on me.
4 I'm ready to go whenever you are!

Team:

1 Any bad guys I should look out for around here?
2 Find anything useful in here?
3 Minutemen?

A Special Brand

1 NPC End:

The one you traded for your friend Jack? As dowry? Talk to Krant - he's got what you came for.

1 NPC Start:

1 Ha! I remember you, but I bet you don't remember me!
2 You were on a different planet. You still alien gods? Whatever. You guys are a hoot.
3 Did Glenda end up killing a Radscorpion with her bare fists? She's always been a big talker.
4 I suppose you came here for your pet?

1 Team:

Our pet?

2 NPC End:

Oh yeah, he's alive and married to Kaela. Her crew is over at a cave east of here.

2 NPC Start:

1 I've got your pet, but I think you got the worst of the bargain.
2 Your boy Jack didn't look particularly happy when he woke up this morning.
3 We Raiders don't do wedding rings... The couple brands each other.
4 Nice scar, though. Looked like it'll heal well.

2 Team:

Jack's still alive? Then we might live to see another day, too...

A Thirst for Adventure

NPC End:

Oh sure! Nice lady. The Ferals dragged her away, to some abandoned building.

NPC Start:

1 Phew! You folks saved my bacon! Those Feral Ghouls are no joke!
2 Artie, Artie Moore. Explorer, scavenger, all around awesome guy.

Team:

Have you seen Paula Plumbkin?

A Winning Season

NPC Start:

1 Another note on the ground! Let me guess: It's from Coach...
2 “All right, I've got to give you Dwellers credit.
3 The Wasteland has thrown everything at you, and still you press on!
4 But you're still not getting Jobinson's Jersey! - Coach”