The things you can find at craigslist...

I know this is strange but the heart continues to want what it wants.

In short, I'm a 25 year old female who's sustained some pretty harsh injuries and I'm going stir crazy.

I've traveled the world as a drifter/hitchhiker, I'm currently a working musician, writer and dog trainer.

I also have a degree in veterinary technology.

I'm slightly insane but perhaps in a good way.

Um...chaotic neutral, eager to please and have had a ridiculously eventful life.

This down time is hard for me.

Someone recently likened me to Harold and Maude all in one package

and I that sounds about right.

I look a little like a Raider I suppose.

You: Charon from Fallout 3. Yes, you read that right.

You are a gigantic, deceptively stoic ghoul bodyguard.

Someone who can stay in character well and satisfy the strange compulsion/crush I continue to have have on that damned ghoul.

Someone who is creative enough to characterize him and suspend my disbelief again.

I find myself only able to speak to someone who's fronting as this character. I don't open up easily and I just...don't get it either.

If you are suffering from boredom and can roleplay this character well, there is a good chance I can help you with that boredom.

I don't seem to get tired of this.

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