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Okay, so I got the pitt, for the Xbox 360 as we all know I don't have the time or money to get an actually good computer. Hooray, I'll be on my way to Pittsburgh this will be fun I get to fight raider/slaver scum in the name of... whatever it is I fight for, lets say 3 dog. So I answer the distress call run in with Charon Cross and the dog. Flamers ablaze I burn away those nasty, raiders , pitt raiders to be specific their different because... They come from pittsburgh and we all know how people from Pittsburgh are. So half hour latter I'm working in the steel yard, with absolutely nothing at my disposal except for what I find, and a squad of protectrons, thanks to my scientific mastery. Sure it's delicious to see a trog as they call them, hit with the brood side of a concrete saw in solution for two hours as I run around a maddening steel yard with the weakest weapons in the game and a man opener, this seems like fun, except for the lack of 40's music that was creepy. It was like having a safety blanket taken away from you after 3 years of attachment.

So after 80 0r so pounds of steel latter I decide to go back to the main quest, which involves taking everything I just found and hurling it into a hole with 5 other sweaty men, lucky me. The arena fights were, fun, but short, I think I finished each one in under 2 minutes if that. So now I'm a free man, yay freedom. I have fulfilled the american dream. From worried laborer to blood drenched, power tool wielding, gladiator. Oh right I was supposed to free the slaves, go find a cure for them and take and everything will be better right? Okay, so after stashing my thunderdome memorabilia in a file cabinet I head off to haven. A slightly less horrible courthouse or something. With Ashur, and his beloved wife Sandra. I talk with Ashur, nice guy really. Didn't seem nearly as bad as I thought, and he has a daughter you say. So he's going to use this cure to save every one in Pittsburgh, no one will be slaves and everyone will go back to being civilized mill workers and become your average urban family. Sounds good, can't imagine what the slaves have against him... Oh right they're slaves. 3 dog told me that was bad. Lemme just take that cure, it's a bubbling green vile around here right? ... no no viles, beaker maybe? A baby you say, oh I get to kidnap the child ok. I don't want to kidnap a baby. Do I have to? Well this just evokes some ambivalence. On one hand I could hand over this innocent baby in the heart of safety and comfort to greasy slave people to get poked and prodded like it were some kind of newly discovered fish...Or I could leave it here to a mother/scientist who actualy shows some care in it...

So I save the game and take the baby for the slaves, every one in uptown dies... not good really, there are trogs everywhere now. And this jackass Werner now has a baby, in a rusty pod. I don't feel to good right now, lemme talk to some slaves see how their doing... "Don't hurt me!" I wasn't planning on it. "They can't see us talking, I have to get back to work." Wait who? Okay so nothing changed at all, and now the child's parents are dead and the city is even worse than when I got there. Let's go back and try it again. Okay yes much easier this time, Oh wait now all the slaves are dead. And their still slaves. I don't feel good about this either. So in the end I feel horrible no matter which choice I make. Everyone still hates you and I've never felt so ambivalent in my life. I don't think I'll be going back to pittsburgh any time soon...