Each Week Lord Ashur invites you to join him (along with Agent C and Sulik) watch the fiercest combatants from around the known world battle it out for supremacy. After we've crowned our 4 divisional champs (and the wild card entry) we'll throw them all back in the hole to battle it out again. Each battle runs form Tuesday to tuesday, and you can help us decide the outcome - vote for the toughest, the biggest, the baddest, the one your favourite will find it easier to crush, or even for just which one you like the most.
We and I be hearing you be wanting a Special Hole, so Grampy be thinking we can make a few changes
What have you done... And who said you could move in here?
Well, we and I be owed favours from Mick and Ralph, fixin a disagreement one night in the Wrangler, so we and I be thinking we get them to pimp this place up.
Is there anyone in the Fallout world you or Grampy haven't met?
We and I, and even Grampy never be meeting Myron
But I thought you and the Chosen....
NEVER BE MEETING HIM, we and I also be having no idea about how his teeth be being knocked out, or how teeth marks be appearing on me sledgehammer.
Okay, then...since I want to keep my sharks grin, I'll change the subject. The Legate Lanius vs General Jingwei... Whats your take?
Well, Jingwei be one of those ghost people... And Sulik know Ghost people can be broken by a kick to the machine. Of course, sometimes a kick to the machine also be fixing Ghost people
And what about Lanius?
Hmmm... Sword not so good with armour there.... But if Jingwei can get a hammer... Hammer fix everything.
Thanks again Sulik ladies and gentlemen... The special guest who just wont leave.