Welcome back to the hole, um, errr, it seems I haven’t been given a rundown sheet of this weeks competitors just yet, but I am as always joined by Sulik. Welcome back
Hello Dere. You be wanting some Vanilla bean Molreat stew?
Um, no thanks, I’m still waiting for the producer to come back to me with the rundown sheet, it seems we’ve lost a lot of them
Don’t you be worrying! We and I be knowing who de battlers are today. Dey be saying dat today’s battle be a myth-a…. Myth-a… Some people be saying dat today’s battlers not be being real, but we and I be searching high and low to be getting dese specemens.
Well, um, okay. Who’s that in the blue corner?
Well, dat be being a fierce mutant crocodile from de Flordia swamps. Dey say dis fing be being able to be snapping a Brother in de tin can in half… and being so sneaky you not be knowing your dead until after you be meeting your ancestors.
Sounds fierce. So how is it being a myth, Crocodiles aren’t exactly the loch ness monster
Well, no one be seeing dem you see. There be rumours dat the brotherhood be sending an expedition to Florida, but dey never be being heard of again.
Amazing. Now I know what that is in the Red Corner, it’s… its on fire!
Yes, dat be being de Ghost of She. Some people be thinking dat she be being some drug crazed fantasy… but nope nope nope, she be real.
Geezus Sulik, how the heck did you capture these?
Grampy be being a big game hunter in his day. Not sure what games he be playing, or what dat has to be doing with de critters, Grampy be saying I simply not be getting it.
I guess not.... So who do you like?
Depends who be getting the early advantage. Fire bruns, but is no good of Croc takes she down to its lair.
I see.... Err Sulik?
Did we just have a conversation relevant to the battle at hand?
Errr, um, uh oh, we and I guess we be doing dat.
We gotta fix this, but we're out of time. Any parting words?
Yes, Please be signing My Friends list. Danke.