Each Week Lord Ashur invites you to join him (along with Agent C and "President" Sulik) to watch the fiercest combatants from around the known world battle it out for supremacy. We'll crown 4 divisional champs (and pick 4 wild card entries) and then we'll throw them all back in the hole to battle it out again... until only one remains as King of the Hole.
And we're back with the Hole, and we've got some fan mail this week
Oh Goody. Whats it say
Dear Sulik, I was wrong. You look better in a chef's hat than you do in a party hat. Take that thing off before I shoot it off! Signed Leea
That not be sounding like fan mail to me. Dat be a complaint.
Oh, I must have had the wrong bag. So Sulik, how about it, Will you take off the hat?
Well, we and I be needing a replacement, maybe we and I can be getting one from one of de losers of the fight
Great segue there Sulik. So its the battle of the Range with Reilly and Donovan taking on Ghost and Grant. Who do you like?
Well, we and I be thinking it be coming down to de lighting. We and I be knowing from Mythbusters dat pirates be using eyepatches to be keeping an eye in "dark mode" to help get around in the dark, and Ghost looks like she not be liking de light, If the light not be going for dem, they might be in trouble.
Seems fair enough… We've got time for just one more letter "I keep sorta getting a 'minstrel show' vibe from Sulik. Maybe a new guest host? President Eden or Mr. House disdainfully uninterested? Ashur (the real host)? Eulogy Jones? Harold? The Master? Primm Slim? Cass? - Person of refinement"
Minstrel Show? Dats Ray-cist.
Winner - Tag Team Heat 3
Last week - The Ant Agoniser fell to the Mechanist.