Each Week Lord Ashur invites you to join him (along with
Agent C and Sulik) watch the fiercest combatants from around the known world battle it out for supremacy. After we've crowned our 4 divisional champs (and the wild card entry) we'll throw them all back in the hole to battle it out again. Each battle runs form Tuesday to tuesday, and you can help us decide the outcome - vote for the toughest, the biggest, the baddest, the one your favourite will find it easier to crush, or even for just which one you like the most.
Prime Normal Division - Semi Final 1
Joshua "Burned Man" Graham
This week in the Hole... TALK - Agent C and Sulik review the week's battle
Well Sulik, its the long awaited return of a pirenial favourite, Freak Week! The atmosphere is electric isn't it Sulik?
Yes, but we and I be having a letter here for your about that
Hey Sulik, I see you were nominated for Nukapedian of the year, congratulations.
We and I thank you for that. We and I be seeing you be nominated as well, We and I would be congratulating you, but we and I know already who is going to be winning it
Yes, we and I be having a talk with Skire, and we be sorting that out
You rigged the vote?
No, we and I just be presenting our case and showing him why our nomination is being the superior one
Don't you have to be a registered user to win Sulik?
We and I be convincing him we be a special case. Besides, we and I be having a page on the wiki telling everyone about me
Are we going to talk about the fight?
We and I be supposing that be why we are here after all.
Burned man and Ulysses, a battle of the titans, who do you think.
We and I be pointing out again, that the burned man is already dead, whereas Ulysees is just someone who got cut. We and I be sure that the Burned Man be the winner
Chalkboards to come....
The Winner - Heat 3
Our Winner: Mike The Masticator
After the break.... TALK - Agent C and Sulik review the week that was
Well Sulik, you owe me a hundred caps.
Why, we and I be getting it right!
Yeah, but I'd grown to rely on you getting it wrong down at the Tops' Sportsbook, and now you start getting it right?
We and I not be being held responsible for any loss caused by relying upon our Hole commentary
Just tell me this Sulik, am I betting on Burned Man or Ulysses this week?
Burned man for sure.
Right, Ulysses it is.
The Hole concept was originally adapted for Nukapedia by
The NemesisX. Sulik character developed by the Black Isle team. New Blackboard by GarouxBloodline. Noone knows whose idea Agent c was.