So Sulik, what does Christmas look like in your tribe?
Well, all de boys and girls be going to sleep extra early to be making sure dat Stampa Claw be coming, he not be coming while dey be being awake you know?
Yes, it be being a magical death claw who be going all around de wasteland at night bringing nuka cola to all de good boys and girls. He be living in de Fair Banks waaaaaaay up north and be making them with his special ghouls.
Um, I thought Santa brought..
No, Not be being Santa, Stampa. Stampa Claw. Why you not be listening?
Um, okay…. What about dinner.
Well, we be roasting de biggest death claw we can be finding, and be serving it with Mutfruit sauce… If we and I be having a good year, we be stuffing de death claw with de canned cram, for de extra tasty effect.
We and I be wondering, what it be being like at your place?
Well, I’ll be watching Doctor Who later on…
You be going to de healer?
No, Just watching a show….
You be spying on dis healer then?
No…. Nevermind. Other than that I’m going to be alone with a leg of lamb.
So you be spying on dis doctor, and be eating de meat alone? This be being very sad. We and I be thinking, why you not be coming to de tribe. You be having a good time, we and I be sure.
Sulik, I joined your tribe last year. I don’t remember anything about the actual day, but a week later I finally awoke, upside down, stripped naked, in the middle of the Vault City Courtyard.
So, what you be saying is, you be having a good time?
I’m still banned from Vault City!
But you be having a good time?
*sigh*, yes, I guess I must have. Alright, I’ll come
Hey, isn’t there be being a fight going on out there?
Oh, I dunno, hey, look, its over already. Who won?
Isn't it be being obvious?