Citizens of The Pitt!, it is I, Lord Ashur and I bring to you all a chance to fight for your freedom!, once a week The Hole will commence and the strongest of warriors will fight it out, while you workers have the opportunity to fight my other workers and can vote and decide who should be victor.
Because I know you only want to see the best fight the best, that is exactly what we are going to give you! From 4 Classes (Heavyweight, Cybernetic, Travveler and Normalweight) 8 shall be chosen and shall battle until only onechampion is left standing in their class - and then we'll throw them straight back in the hole to determine the Champion of Champions!
The Hole will open on a Tuesday, winner will be announced on the following Tuesday when it all begins again!
This is it. Marcus v Horrigan, Michael Dorn vs Michael Dorn. Joining me today in the booth is Mr Worf. Mr Worf, do you wish that you were in the battle today?
Worf: Of course, this is the moment where life and death meet. This is what we are - warriors.
Hole: Some have said that Horrigan has as much power than a god, whats you're take on this?
Worf: Our gods are dead. Ancient Klingon warriors slew them a millenia ago. They were...more trouble than they were worth.
Hole: Any Advice for Marcus then?
Worf: It is a good day to die, and the day is not yet over.
Hole: Strange comment to make, it almost sounds as if you think that Marcus will win, but then fall to another?
Worf: Yes. But they will not defeat me.
In another heavily contested vote (108 votes cast) Frankie easily overcame Keene, leaving the Master with no champion, and Marcus to battle against the largest Secret Service agent ever (How can someone that big be a secret anyway?).
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The Hole was originally adapted for Nukapedia by TheNemesisx
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