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Sulik says: "Ask Me Anything"

Agent c December 26, 2012 User blog:Agent c

AMA

The time has come for you to put the questions to the man himself... Sulik is answering your questions. If you have an extra question for Sulik, please post in the comments this week, and check back before New Years Day
Microphone and Stand
Ask Sulik Anything
TALK - Agent C and Sulik talk about... something.
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Well Sulik, we're here, the Ask Me Anything…. before we get into the main event, can I ask a question?

Sulik-Hole
Sure, we and I be happy to answer anything


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How does Christmas look in the Sulik Household, I mean I know you had the tribe here, but what does the Tribe do for Christmas


Sulik-Hole
Well, We and I usually be having a very traditional Christmas. We be having roast Deathclaw with Gecko stuffing, while singing carols around the fire


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A Deathclaw with Gecko stuffing?


Sulik-Hole
Yeah, sometimes it be hard to be stuffing the Gecko into the Deathclaw, but it be tradition.


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And what sort of Carols do you sing?


Sulik-Hole
We and I think you be knowing the 12 days of Christmas


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I am surprised! What is in your 12 days of Christmas?


Sulik-Hole
Just the usual, nothing special.


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Oh come on Sulik sing the last verse for us? This is no time to be uncharacteristically shy...


Sulik-Hole
*ahem*

On the twelfth day of Christmas, me true love gave to me

12 rounds of Ammo
11 Traders Trading
10 Guards guarding
9 Ghouls a glowing
8 Slavers slaving
7 Miners Mining
6 Raiders Raiding
5 Votes for Dave
4 Brains in Jars
3 D Oh G
2 StimPacks
and a Harold in a Bob tree

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Magnificent. Question 1


40px-1907699.png Jasper42 Asks...
"Why do you never pick the correct fucking side, arsehole?"


Sulik-Hole
We and I be not liking his tone. Next question.


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Oh come on Sulik, you're not getting out of it that easy.


Sulik-Hole
We and I be picking who be the toughest. Not be being our fault if popularity votes be taking over. It not be me that be getting it wrong, it be everyone else.


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Some typical definace and arrogance from Sulik... Who's next?


50px-5293900.png Dragonbone powerarmor asks
Got a question for ya C since you work with Sulik pretty often. What is Sulik like on a daily basis?


Sulik-Hole
What be dis? Dis is supposed to be ask ME anything, not him


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To answer your question he's incorrigible.


Sulik-Hole
We and I not be knowing that word, What dat me meaning?


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It means you're a pleasure to work with.


Sulik-Hole
Good. Next?


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I have a question for Sulik....


Sulik-Hole
Hurry Up.


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Sulik what do you think of Marcus?


Sulik-Hole
We and I not be being happy with Marcus. We and I be hearing him talk about the old days, and be not be mentioning how we and I be really be responsible for destroying the Enclave


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Err Sulik, the Enclave survived remember, they headed to DC...


Sulik-Hole
Next.


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Sul....


Sulik-Hole
I said, Next.


50px-Avatar.jpg Anonymous 195 asks
I usally don't comment or edit anything, but I have to say: Thank you Agent c for these nice conversations with Sulik. They always make me smile:) Keep up the good fight!


Sulik-Hole
Dat be more like it. You be being welcome


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He was thanking me Sulik


Sulik-Hole
You and We and I be being a team, Remember...


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Strange how we're always a team when I get something, but whenever its you, we're not. Who was next?


40px-1437596.pngCc99910 Asks
Do you think I'm Cute?


Sulik-Hole
We and I not be into that kinda thing?


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Guys?


Sulik-Hole
No, I mean yes, but we be thinking Dragon Ball Z.


40px-4739333.png The Old World Relics asks
What do you think about Pv13?


Sulik-Hole
We and I be not hearing such an amusing joke in such a long time.


50px-Avatar.jpg Neosuduno asks
Sulik, What do you think is the best way to get rid of the following - The Taxman. - Corrupt Politicians. - Inlaws. - Fanboys.


Sulik-Hole
In this order, Hammer, Hammer, Hammer, and Hammer.


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Wont the Missus object to hammering the inlaws?


Sulik-Hole
They soon be learning to be keeping their mouths closed.


50px-Avatar.jpg Anon66 asks
Dear Sulik who would win in a hole match you or agent C. sincerly Anon


Sulik-Hole
Well, we and I be having high physical stats, and having Melee and Unarmed tagged. We think we be able to take him


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Yes, but I have high luck, high inteligence and Gambling tagged. I'll be making money either way.


40px-4129195.pngEnergy X asks
Hey Sulik, will you enter in the Hole fight? A demonstration, perhaps?


Sulik-Hole
We and I still be trying to convince Lord Ashur that me and Grampy not be being a tag team. He be saying maybe it be fair for de Champion to go through a gauntlet series...


40px-1709870.pngSaintPain asks
Santa Sulik, May we please see blood and guts ooze from unnamed characters like Talon company vs Smugglers?


Sulik-Hole
We and I be thinking it be a good idea for the Gauntlet series


40px-4032962.pngDenis517 asks
Sulik, do you hail the Pigeon, or the Enclave?


Sulik-Hole
We and I be enjoying Pigeon with a nice bit of Modoc Wine. As for de spam cans... We and I be prefering fresh.


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He said hail, not eat


Sulik-Hole
We and I not be understanding de question. Move on.


40px-4893726.pngEden 2012 asks
why do you refuse to civilize?


Sulik-Hole
We and I be civilised, you be watching your tone or we and I be showing you just how civilised we and I be being.


40px-2233102.pngBleep196 asks
I need to know what Sulik did with those damn holochips I ordered last week


Sulik-Hole
Holow....Chips? Chips usually be being too thin to be being hollow.


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He means the electronic kinds of chips


Sulik-Hole
Ah, we and I be trading it for something useful


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Like what?


Sulik-Hole
A new hammer


40px-4923296.pngBrandonFox asks
You see a tortoise in the desert and you flip it over. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping. Why aren't you helping it Sulik?


Sulik-Hole
We and I never be turning down a free feed.


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Although sometimes there is a dispute as to whether it was supposed to be free.


40px-1709870.pngSaintPain Asks
What time is it when it's the day after tomorrow?


Sulik-Hole
Huh?


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Hammer Time?


Sulik-Hole
Didn't he be already asking a question?


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Who's counting?


40px-3254365.pngShotgun9009 Asks
WHERE THE HELL IS FALLOUT 4?


Sulik-Hole
De team behind Fallout 4: The Chronicles of Sulik be having some creative differeneces we and I need to be hammering out


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The difference being?


Sulik-Hole
Dey be thinking we and I should not be in de game.


40px-4707674.pngTocinoman Asks
What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?


Sulik-Hole
We and I be swallowing a ladle of Turtle in a few seconds.


40px-4923296.pngBrandonFox Asks
Sulik! This town is full of deathclaws! How can you sit there and eat pizza!?


Sulik-Hole
We and I be liking Deathclaw on Pizza, De Pizza and de Deathclaw being nearby is not a coincidence.


40px-3016642.png Ant2242 Asks
What do you think of the New California Republic?


Sulik-Hole
Dey be hard to talk to. We and I be still be trying to convince dem that De Den state should be renamed.


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And I think we can all guess what he wants to call it.


50px-Avatar.jpgAnon66 Asks
Dear Sulik, Does Grampy have a Mamy Sincerly Anon


Sulik-Hole
Of course. Who do you be thinking travels around with Sis?


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Does she have a bone through her nose too?


Sulik-Hole
We and I be thinking it be best not to be telling you where Sis keeps that.


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Hawt


Sulik-Hole
What was dat?


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Nothing Sulik, Nothing....
Microphone and Stand
Ask Sulik Anything
TALK - 28 December Additions
40px-4144679.pngTwoBearsHigh-Fiving asks
Who's on first?

Sulik-Hole
When We and I be the headliner, it don't matter who's on first. Noone ever be remembering we and I be that good.

How was that?


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I dunno


Sulik-Hole
Third Base


40px-3166030.pngFacetheslayer asks
Who will win Super Bowl XLVII?


Sulik-Hole
We and I always be winning de Supper Bowl


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He said Super Bowl, not Supper Bowl


Sulik-Hole
Super, Supper, we and I not be being fussy where de food be coming from.


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Sometimes I wonder what this thing is you have with food


Sulik-Hole
We and I be being a new world gourmand.


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Thats one word for it...


40px-1188343.pngLeea asks
Sulik, how can you breathe with that big bone speared through your nose?


Sulik-Hole
It be quite simple. De nose bones connected to de Skull bone, De skull bones connected to de Neck Bone, de neck bones connected to de chest bone, those bones, oh dem bones.


40px-4136115.pngMr Majestyk asks
What happened to my cat?, The fuckers been missing for more than a month and my ex girlfriend won't shut up about it.


Sulik-Hole
We and I be talking to your girlfriend and she be feeling better now.


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"What if you were in bed one night and you got up to get a glass of water, but then you tripped and fell down the stairs and then when you tried to get up your arms fell off and your face mealted and your blood boiled and burned the rest of your skin black and crispy. And then your hair turned in to ants and your eyes fell out and rolled across the floor and you tried to worm your way over to where you think they were but you can't see now and you have no arms and you just end up squshing them and then your house catches fire and you're stuck there alone and scared and you try to scream but you realise the skin has healed over where you mouth should be and you can't talk or scream or breath because also your nose is gone. What then, huh? What then!"


Sulik-Hole
Are you sure there's no question limit?


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Its your show Sulik, you didn't set one.


Sulik-Hole
We and I be wondering how exactly we be getting that far and not be noticing there be no nose or no Grampy bone on my face before then.


40px-5069841.pngThe Nuclear King asks
Sulik, do you believe in magic?


Sulik-Hole
She be one of de dancers at de Gomorrah, right?


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I think he means the other kind of magic.


Sulik-Hole
She be doing dat kind of magic too.


40px-Avatar.jpgAnon76 asks
Do you ever have to clean that bone in your nose? Seems like it would get infected or disgusting in some other way otherwise.


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Ha


Sulik-Hole
you be saying something?


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I was just thinking it was probably one of the least disgusting things about you


Sulik-Hole
Watch it


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The poll was created at 00:18 on December 26, 2012, and so far 84 people voted.


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Sulik is a creation by the Original Black Isle team. The Glow House is a running chat joke. Noone knows who's idea Agent C was.

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