Well Sulik, we're here, the Ask Me Anything…. before we get into the main event, can I ask a question?
Sure, we and I be happy to answer anything
How does Christmas look in the Sulik Household, I mean I know you had the tribe here, but what does the Tribe do for Christmas
Well, We and I usually be having a very traditional Christmas. We be having roast Deathclaw with Gecko stuffing, while singing carols around the fire
A Deathclaw with Gecko stuffing?
Yeah, sometimes it be hard to be stuffing the Gecko into the Deathclaw, but it be tradition.
And what sort of Carols do you sing?
We and I think you be knowing the 12 days of Christmas
I am surprised! What is in your 12 days of Christmas?
Just the usual, nothing special.
Oh come on Sulik sing the last verse for us? This is no time to be uncharacteristically shy...
On the twelfth day of Christmas, me true love gave to me
- 12 rounds of Ammo
- 11 Traders Trading
- 10 Guards guarding
- 9 Ghouls a glowing
- 8 Slavers slaving
- 7 Miners Mining
- 6 Raiders Raiding
- 5 Votes for Dave
- 4 Brains in Jars
- 3 D Oh G
- 2 StimPacks
- and a Harold in a Bob tree
Magnificent. Question 1
"Why do you never pick the correct fucking side, arsehole?"
We and I be not liking his tone. Next question.
Oh come on Sulik, you're not getting out of it that easy.
We and I be picking who be the toughest. Not be being our fault if popularity votes be taking over. It not be me that be getting it wrong, it be everyone else.
Some typical definace and arrogance from Sulik... Who's next?
Dragonbone powerarmor asks
Got a question for ya C since you work with Sulik pretty often. What is Sulik like on a daily basis?
What be dis? Dis is supposed to be ask ME anything, not him
To answer your question he's incorrigible.
We and I not be knowing that word, What dat me meaning?
It means you're a pleasure to work with.
I have a question for Sulik....
Sulik what do you think of Marcus?
We and I not be being happy with Marcus. We and I be hearing him talk about the old days, and be not be mentioning how we and I be really be responsible for destroying the Enclave
Err Sulik, the Enclave survived remember, they headed to DC...
I said, Next.
Anonymous 195 asks
I usally don't comment or edit anything, but I have to say: Thank you Agent c for these nice conversations with Sulik. They always make me smile:) Keep up the good fight!
Dat be more like it. You be being welcome
He was thanking me Sulik
You and We and I be being a team, Remember...
Strange how we're always a team when I get something, but whenever its you, we're not. Who was next?
Do you think I'm Cute?
We and I not be into that kinda thing?
No, I mean yes, but we be thinking Dragon Ball Z.
The Old World Relics asks
What do you think about Pv13?
We and I be not hearing such an amusing joke in such a long time.
Sulik, What do you think is the best way to get rid of the following - The Taxman. - Corrupt Politicians. - Inlaws. - Fanboys.
In this order, Hammer, Hammer, Hammer, and Hammer.
Wont the Missus object to hammering the inlaws?
They soon be learning to be keeping their mouths closed.
Dear Sulik who would win in a hole match you or agent C. sincerly Anon
Well, we and I be having high physical stats, and having Melee and Unarmed tagged. We think we be able to take him
Yes, but I have high luck, high inteligence and Gambling tagged. I'll be making money either way.
Energy X asks
Hey Sulik, will you enter in the Hole fight? A demonstration, perhaps?
We and I still be trying to convince Lord Ashur that me and Grampy not be being a tag team. He be saying maybe it be fair for de Champion to go through a gauntlet series...
Santa Sulik, May we please see blood and guts ooze from unnamed characters like Talon company vs Smugglers?
We and I be thinking it be a good idea for the Gauntlet series
Sulik, do you hail the Pigeon, or the Enclave?
We and I be enjoying Pigeon with a nice bit of Modoc Wine. As for de spam cans... We and I be prefering fresh.
He said hail, not eat
We and I not be understanding de question. Move on.
Eden 2012 asks
why do you refuse to civilize?
We and I be civilised, you be watching your tone or we and I be showing you just how civilised we and I be being.
I need to know what Sulik did with those damn holochips I ordered last week
Holow....Chips? Chips usually be being too thin to be being hollow.
He means the electronic kinds of chips
Ah, we and I be trading it for something useful
A new hammer
You see a tortoise in the desert and you flip it over. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping. Why aren't you helping it Sulik?
We and I never be turning down a free feed.
Although sometimes there is a dispute as to whether it was supposed to be free.
What time is it when it's the day after tomorrow?
Didn't he be already asking a question?
WHERE THE HELL IS FALLOUT 4?
De team behind Fallout 4: The Chronicles of Sulik be having some creative differeneces we and I need to be hammering out
The difference being?
Dey be thinking we and I should not be in de game.
What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
We and I be swallowing a ladle of Turtle in a few seconds.
Sulik! This town is full of deathclaws! How can you sit there and eat pizza!?
We and I be liking Deathclaw on Pizza, De Pizza and de Deathclaw being nearby is not a coincidence.
What do you think of the New California Republic?
Dey be hard to talk to. We and I be still be trying to convince dem that De Den state should be renamed.
And I think we can all guess what he wants to call it.
Dear Sulik, Does Grampy have a Mamy Sincerly Anon
Of course. Who do you be thinking travels around with Sis?
Does she have a bone through her nose too?
We and I be thinking it be best not to be telling you where Sis keeps that.
What was dat?
Nothing Sulik, Nothing....