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Welcome to the NCBS NCR Presidential debate. Brought to you live by your friends at Vault Tec. We're joined by our candidates Joanne Lynette and Sulik.
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Microphone and Stand
The Debate
TALK - The Candidates Debate
We start with more of your questions

How will you handle the monopolies that are gripping the economy?


Sulik-Hole
Money-Pollies?


FO02 NPC Lynette N
We own the electric company, and the water works, so all we need to do is take a chance and eliminate free parking.


Will you support the honorable mission of the Followers of the Apocalypse?


FO02 NPC Lynette N
Those hippies? Hell no.


Sulik-Hole
Grampy be having a similar view of hippies, whatever dey be being. He be saying I be de only Hippy he be liking.


Candidates, how will you lead the growth of the NCR in terms of territory? If you could, Would you reforge the USA if NCR takes most of the western states\commonwealths?


FO02 NPC Lynette N
The NCR is too big as it is. Its time to cover our own bases first and ask if the republic is even working for the people we have.


Sulik-Hole
We and I be knowing where de path to be remaking Ooh-Sah be leading. It be leading to a lone tribal with a sledge hammer swinging at de big tin can in de oil rig


FO02 NPC Lynette N
Lone Tribal?


Sulik-Hole
Dat be me story and we and I be sticking to it.


What do you say to reports that ranking NCR rangers actively spread misinformation and diverted crucial supplies in efforts to end the Mojave occupation.


FO02 NPC Lynette N
The Rangers have clearly gotten out of control, it is time to disband them


Sulik-Hole
You be wanting to be disbanding the entire republic anyways


FO02 NPC Lynette N
True, but that isn't relevant to this


Sulik and Lynette, there have been a growing number of rumors from some people that both you and the world you live in are actually fictional and part of a popular role-playing series, and that both of you are actually two alternate personalities of this shows host; Chad. How should these strange people be dealt with?


FO02 NPC Lynette N
Has that guy taken his meds recently?


Sulik-Hole
We and I be thinking it may be being too much of de meds that is being the problem.


Will either of you remember Bitter Springs?


FO02 NPC Lynette N
What was that again?


What's NCR's plan against the enclave if they met them


FO02 NPC Lynette N
I've seen enough Scooby Doo episodes to know that whenever you encounter a ghost, its always the creepy guy who runs the amusement park


What are you going to do about the Powder Ganger issue?


Sulik-Hole
These days turned out nothing like I have planned.


FO02 NPC Lynette N
Power GANGER not Powder FINGER.


Will former slaves have some sort of jobs-training for placement back into society?


FO02 NPC Lynette N
I guarantee any and all former slave a job and housing in Vault City, the worlds safest city.


Sulik-Hole
Will they be being citizens?


FO02 NPC Lynette N
Next question.


What are your feelings on open homosexuality in the NCR military?


Sulik-Hole
We and I be thinking Sexuality in de home is being the right place for it.


FO02 NPC Lynette N
Thats not what that means you dolt.


Sulik-Hole
Then what it be meaning


FO02 NPC Lynette N
its when two men love each other very very much


Sulik-Hole
We and I not be wanting to be doing that… we not be understanding why anybody be wanting to be doing that. But we be thinking it be being none of our business


FO02 NPC Lynette N
Agreed


And lastly, Which do you prefer nuka cola or sunset sarsaparilla?


Sulik-Hole
We used to be liking de Cola, until dey be putting other peoples names on my drink so we and I just be drinking at de Golden Gecko dees days.


FO02 NPC Lynette N
Neither, they are poisons for the mind. I just drink purified water from the vault.


We now move to closing statements. Lynette


FO02 NPC Lynette N
Thank you fellow citizens. Surely by now you've seen how incompetent this buffon would be as President. He can't even say words with more than 3 syllables, much less know what they mean.

The madness, must stop. California is known for appointing some downright bizarre leaders, but this is the time for leadership and experience, not the time for some drugged up uneducated tribal to lead. I have lead Vault City for countless years, ensuring that the barbarians remain on the other side of the gates… This "man" not only would invite the barbarians in, he'd put them in charge. He is neither the change we need, nor the change we deserve.


Sulik?


Sulik-Hole

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Right, well thats the end of this debate. We'll be back next Tuesday with the return of the Hole. Place your vote now
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