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And now KTEX - Like NCBS but bigger - Presents the last heat in the Mr Wasteland contest... Mr Texas! Over to you C and Joanne Lynette!
Jesse
Jesse
ChingTsun
Ching Tsun
The Alamo

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Banshee Harold
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Attis
Cyrus
Cyrus
You Decide
Mr Wasteland in Texas should be...
 
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The poll was created at 19:35 on May 10, 2013, and so far 294 people voted.
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Isn't she lovely
TALK - Agent C and Lynette discuss the contestants....
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We're back at the Alamo and with me for Mr Wasteland again is Joanne Lynette from Vault City, any thoughts about what we can expect this week?

FO02 NPC Lynette N
If those girls from last week are any indication, we're in for one degenerate show


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Well, err, I hop you're not disappointed


FO02 NPC Lynette N
Who are you kidding? This entire series has been an entire disappointment


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And before we can let that sink into our audience's minds, we'll introduce our first contestant, its Jesse


FO02 NPC Lynette N
Moderately attractive, not a freak, not a geek, maybe we'll just survive the week


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Following him is Ching Tsun


FO02 NPC Lynette N
Shang Tsung?


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No wrong series, Ching Tsun


FO02 NPC Lynette N
Great. I see my hopes have been dashed already. A guy who'd win a "Ted from Scrubs" lookalike contest… if there were enough people who liked Ted from Scrubs to ever host such a contest


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Next up is Banshee


FO02 NPC Lynette N
He's alright for a freak…. Looks like a bit of a growler


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You're not turning into Benny are you?


FO02 NPC Lynette N
I'm insulted you even asked. NEXT


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Yes Ma'am, its Harold


FO02 NPC Lynette N
THAT FREAK? WHO LET HIM IN HERE?


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Calm down!


FO02 NPC Lynette N
SECURITY, SECURITY


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Following him is Atis


FO02 NPC Lynette N
SUPERMUTANT, MORE SECURITY, MORE SECURITY!!!!


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Well, if you liked that Lynette, I shudder to think what you'll think of our last contestant


FO02 NPC Lynette N
For once we agree on something


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Its Cyrus


FO02 NPC Lynette N
Ding-Ding-Ding, Finally, someone who can win this thing


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Just don't tell his heart, his achy-breaky heart


FO02 NPC Lynette N
I just don't think I understand


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Because if you tell his heart… His acy-breaky heart…


FO02 NPC Lynette N
Is this one of your stupid pun things?


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Yes


FO02 NPC Lynette N
Stop it


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And Stop it there we shall, Goodbye from us, and see you next week


FO02 NPC Lynette N
I thought I said cut the pun thing


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and I thought I said Goodbye, Goodbye…..
Miss Texas
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