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And now.... NCBS - the New California Broadcast System presents live from Studio 60 on the Boneyard Strip.... The first heat in the Mr Wasteland Contest... Mr Southern California; and now here's your hosts, Chairman Benny and Agent C
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Killian
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Harry
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Loxley
MrMissWastelandSthCA
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Morpheus
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Rhombus
FO01 Overseer Cinematic
Jacoren
You decide
The first Mr Wasteland - Southern California should be
 
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The poll was created at 21:40 on February 25, 2013, and so far 211 people voted.
Microphone and Stand
Isn't she lovely?
TALK - Agent C and Benny discuss the contestants....
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Welcome back to the Boneyard’s very own Studio 60 for our opening round for Mr Wasteland, this week looking to crown Mr Southern California, and joining me again is Chairman Benny

Benny All Roads
I don’t know why we’re bothering…


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Our first contestant, the runner up for Mr Junktown and the man who knows a thousand uses for a paperclip… Its Killian Darkwater


Benny All Roads
Runner up??? why don’t we have the winner?


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Unfortunately we had transport issues with Gizmo… He couldn’t make it through the doors…


Benny All Roads
How the heck did he win?


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No one is too sure, but what we do know is the Mr Junktown judges are now all driving very fancy looking highwaymen… Now from the ruins of Bakersfield, He’s super sized and super strong, its Harry


Benny All Roads
I’m still steamed his sister Sally didn’t win last week, it was so obvious she had the right… assets for the contest. I think the judges were very obviously racist, spent too much time looking at the colour of her skin, and not what was being held under her shirt.


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Just let it go Benny… From the hub, he be nimble, he be quick, and you better believe he stole the candlestick, iiiiiiit's Loxley.


Benny All Roads
His accent brings me to tears, urgh.


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I kinda like it myself. From the bay side of the Boneyard, put it together for Morpheus.


Benny All Roads
I’m really getting bored with this… is it over yet?


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I guess it ain't hip to be a square after all, put them together for Rhombus


Benny All Roads
Come on C, let me out, I’m sick of this


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And last but not least


Benny All Roads
Thank gawd for that


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From some vault in the mountains, its Overseer Jacoren


Benny All Roads
Right, its over, let me out


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Its now all over to you, the judges at home. We’ll be back next week with Miss Wasteland, Northern California


Benny All Roads
Sweet


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Followed by Mr Wasteland, Northern California


Benny All Roads
Hell no, you can find someone else for that


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So its goodbye from me, and goodbye from… Well Benny left already.

Last weeks winner

Miss Southern California
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Our Winner: Tandi
Microphone and Stand
After the show
TALK - We're not entirely sure what this is
Benny All Roads
I mean it C, I'm not doing this crap again

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We did have a contract....


Benny All Roads
I don't care. I'll do the miss stuff, but surely there's someone else you can get for the Mr Round, some 2-bit B-lister looking for a step up


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Like who?


Benny All Roads
You know, I think I might just have the right cat in mind....


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Um, Benny, did you know you're still wearing your mic?


Benny All Roads
Crap