And now.... NCBS - the New California Broadcast System presents live from The Malamute Saloon in Redding.... The second heat in the Mr Wasteland Contest... Miss Northern California; and now here's your host, Agent C
Welcome back to Mr Wasteland. Benny is off tonight so joining us this week, the star of NCPR affiliate VCBS's "Good Morning Vault (and more)", Joanne Lynette
Right, lets get this over with.
Not so quick, tell us what you've been doing these last few years
Well, after Mclure (you may remember him from such positions as senior council member) took over the job of first citizen, I decided to spread my branches, and bring quality television back to the wastes. So we started good Morning Vault... and more.
Great, well here come the contestants... First up, from the forests of goodness knows where, its Sulik
Oh great. A Tribal. Damn thing probably doesn't even bathe. Guess this means we're really dredging the bottom of the barrel this week
Some say he's not a merry man, but he looks happy to me, its Marcus.
Your kidding me? A mutant. I hope they are disinfecting this place afterwards.
A home town hero... Its John Cassidy
And an old man... Geez, let me guess what's next....
Down the streets of New Reno he was walking one day... It's Myron
Of course. A creepy computer geek, who else. Couldn't you save some time and get a creepy old man to fill both slots?
From Arroyo, its Haukunin
Ha. I see my wish is your command...
And believe me, not too soon
From some place called "America", its Arch Dornan.
Finally. A real man. Someone who deserves to win
But he hasn't taken off his armour....
He doesn't have to. He's up against a stinky tribal, a mutant, an old man, a creep, and for good measure a creepy old man.
Oh Boy, I don't want to be you when Sulik watches this... Well, until next week its goodbye from me, and Goodbye from Lynette.