Welcome back to Mr Wasteland for the Midwest, and I'm joined again with Joanne Lynette
I hope we arent going to have to go through all the dregs again.
Aw, Don't judge until we get started... And here's our first contestant, Boomer!
Sigh. I see my fears were well founded.
Next up, is Burke
Can't even find a razor? Next.
Geeze Joanne, give em a chance
I said NEXT
Its Simon Barnarky
A little better I suppose.
Next is Phil, the Nuka Cola dude
Jesus, this one doesn't even have a real job. Who let children into this contest?
Next is Dekker
Great, another so called brother who can't invent the razor
but not before time
It seems we've found some talent, at last
er, but it say here....
Forget that, I'm sure he's a saint. Look at those eyes.
And on that Distrubing note, its goodbye from us for this week